>be me
>dyel white boy
>going to work after gym
>a big black dude stops me in the subway
>"yo nephew, you about that dove body wash?"
>"w-what?"
>"you about that dove body wash?"
>he smiles
>"I don't know what you're talking about, man"
"aight mane"
>we both awkwardly smile
What the hell did he mean by this? Was this a gay reference?
>>42599588
he was trying to sell you dove body wash you nub
>>42599588
He was trying to see if you knew that doves body wash is superior to any other body wash.
And you could've joined the club.
Black people just like fucking around with white people. He and his friends probably fucked around about how white people always use Dove so he felt that someone confirming it would give him extra chuckles.
Either that or he thinks you have really smooth skin
>>42599588
Did u smell?
>>42599588
>Y-you too
>>42599648
>Fuck you said, white boy!?
>>42599588
He was most likely just chatting and asking if you like using Dove. Don't look to deep into it.
>>42599588
dove body wash makes black people have nice skin
he was hitting on you
>>42599747
we're all gonna make it bros :DDDDD
>>42599621
>>42599631
>>42599746
>>42599747
Dove body was really is the GOAT
>>42599588
He is trying to say you smell and should take a better shower after your workout by telling you to use dove soap
I am fluent in ebonics if you have more questions let me know.
>>42599777
trips for truth
He was selling it to u cause he jacked it. U get shit hella cheap that way and u know its brand new from the store. An acquaintance would always show me shit like that. Gay reference u faggot get off ur pedistal
>>42599588
Dude he was asking if you use Dove Bodywash because it reminds him of his time in prison where all the soap was Dove, and he wanted to rape your DYEL white ass with his BBC.
>C O L O N I Z E D
Colonized
>>42599588
maybe you smelled nice
>>42599777
Their hair products are fucking garbage
>>42599856
That probability is highly doubtful, a prison would never use dove body wash, the cost would be too high
>>42599867
An 867 trying to argue with a 777
Get out of here you dirty head and shoulders fag.
>>42599870
Either way, the nog was plotting on his white ass, it's like Purple Aiki but with shampoo as the opener for rape.
OP your crippling autism saved you from anal tearing.
>>42599857
that to
>>42599621
kek
>>42599588
Some black dudes just love fucking with nervous little white boys. Just trying to see if you're cool or not. You failed, no superior BBC protein shots for you.
>>42599809
How can a black man smell a white man over their own smell?
I would assume he was fucking with you. You never played the game with your mates where you give them a certain phrase and they have to slip it into conversation with a stranger? It's pretty fun
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