>work in hardcore heat
>get onetisis # and get totally ignored free trying to text her
>get home
>watch only friend, dog, get hit by car and die
>go to gym to ease pain
>get banned for giving out too many free passes to friends
>wake out, decide to get something to eat
>talk to cute girl cuz why not
>warns me that if I try to kidnap her she will slit my throat
>leave immediately
>go to park and cry on bench under trees
>post this
>>42598318
>only friend dog
>kicked out of gym for giving away passes to friends
Thats one buff doggie.
Also things that never happened.