*blocks your path*
If your BMI is under 20, you are drafted into the skelegate legions and will train with Ted until your bones are stronger than steel
>>42597159
>tfw 32 bmi
Feels good man
>>42597159
>meekly give an offering of delegates
...mercy?
>>42597221
Glory awaits you in the mighty ranks of weaponized calcium
Not Today
>19.4
FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK
24.5 baby get FUCKED
>20.9
Almost got drafted into the cruz missile battery.