Post pickup lines for girls at the gym

>>42595286
Are you working out?

Stop hitting on girls in the gym, its cringe worthy.

Can you fit 4 inches in your mouth?

>>42595302
Because if you call that working out you're dyel

>>42595286
can you spot me?

>>42595286
So we gonna fuck?

>>42595315
t. beta virgin that's also a dyed because he's never been to a girl
Girls actively try to talk to guys at the gym. Well, not to guys that look like you, though.

>>42595286
Hey bb you wanna choke your mouth round my barbell.
>works everytime

>oh hey, I saw you working out hard, good job, good form. I was just wondering if you're free some time this week?

Guaranteed layd

Hi. Do you want to fuck me sometime, or, you good?

pick that up

Would you like to go for a coffee sometime this week?

>>42595286
You gonna eat that? Say it whilst nodding towards their pusseh

>>42595302
it's funny because we're already in the gym you see

>>42595460
Might be crazy enough to work, but just in case whip out your penor

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>>42595383

>>42595425
Kek

ey yo girl lets have some rape together

When she gets off the lat pulldown machine, crouch down and sniff the sweat she left on the seat and lock eyes with her

>>42595286
Can I work in?

Are you a gym? Because I would already be there in you if so

I WANT SNU SNU

>>42595555
MIRED

hi bb, can i show you my autism?

works everytime

my meatwhip wants to visit your poopcave

nice workout! lets drive to my place and take a shower together!

hello m'lady, would you be interested in touching my penis rhythmically till i ejaculate on your stomach? of course i will clean you up afterwards!

>>42595286
Lift heavy enough weights for one of them to come over to you and say "wow anon, you're strong", then go from there.

>>42595286
is that a barbell in your pants or you're happy to see me?

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>>42595302
>>42595468

>You should be my pre-workout because, my heart always skips a beat when I see you.
>I can stretch you out better than a pair of yoga pants
>Want to come to my place for some HITT?
>Your nickname should be sauna because you make me sweat
>I need you to spot me for weighted hip thrusts in private
>Check out my bench 1RM

>ctrf+f archeologist
>nothing

This place isn't what it used to be

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Work up to working weight squats on 3x7. After rep 21, immediately deload to 34% and crank out 10x30, tapping the floor with my taint every time, seemingly with bad form. On rep 321 I rerack and gently tap her on the left rear deltoid, motioning her to follow me back to the squat rack. She comes. They all comes. I let her gaze upon my artwork, a photorealistic drawn to scale portrait of her face. Given its realism, the portrait is small in size, so as she bends over for a closer look I step on to the small of her back and begin riverdancing. The rapid percussion of my feet on her lower spine is roughly translatable into Morse code; the phrase "YOU ARE NOW ON MR. BONES WILD RIDE WELCOME ABOARD"

>>42595286
MOMMY GIB MILKIES

This literally happened last night. Saw a girl eyefucking me so I approached her:

>Hey, do I have something on my face?
>No?
>Because I see you staring at me all the time
>She looks down at the floor
>crack a smile, "im just messing with you, I'm anon"
>she laughs "omg i thought you were being srs I'm anonette"
>"I see you working out here all the time, thought I'd drop by and say hey. You've got great form on your lifts (a lie, but whatev I want that brown star on my tongue)
>ahaha thanks i see you working out here all the time too. you have a great body :)
>You do too. Hey I'm not doing much this weekend, would you like to grab a coffee or lunch?
>Sure! Put your number in my phone
>she hands me her phone, insert number
>Cool. Well ill let you get back to your workout, ill txt you soon. See ya soon!
>Bye! it was nice meeting you :)

That's how it's done boys. Simple, really.

>>42595991
Damn, you're right, all you have to have is confidence, decent face, and a body. Shit, thanks man, I can finally start slaying pussy, and this whole time I was desperately wondering how it's done.

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>>42595555
Gets demand me to do it next time in the gym.

>>42595991

post what you look like

You've got big legs, you should squat.

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Are you into fitness? Then how about fitness dick in yo ass?

>>42596052
No need to friendo. I'm not male model status, but I am a handsome dude. Like the previous poster said, just have a decent face, good body, confidence, and not be a manlet

>>42596138

How tall are you

>>42595286
>arrive at gym 20-25 min before your gym crush does
>do your squats, but rerack the plates incorrectly, e.g. in front of the 10 pound plates
>you should be done by the time she arrives
>move over to stiff leg deadlifts as she enters and finds all the plates in the wrong place
>step up and mention how you hate when that happens
>proceed to take heavier plates and prepare for your deadlifts
>talk some more about what a messy shithole the gym can be
>people are so inconsiderate amirite?
>aks her about other stuff she doesn't like
>do your deadlifts while you pretend to listen
>finish deadlifts, tell her it's been fun chatting
>aks number for future workout sessions
>??
>profit
you might have to come back later to finish the rest of your workout, but it probably looks best if you leave halfway through her story

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>>42595302

>>42596154
Not op, but I'm 6'7, just wanted to show off

>>42596154
6'0. I'd say if you're 5'9 or above you can get away with decent face. A thing below you're gonna need special features

>>42596176

lmao shut up you tall weirdo
have fun when your lungs collapse

>>42596160
>being this autistic
/fit/ never change

hey are you doing 5 3 1 because i want to lose my virginity

>>42595425
always

>>42596184
>t. manlet

>>42595803
Go on then, entertain us

>>42596176
I'm 192cm and I bet I'm better looking than you, I just wanted to show off also

>>42595834
Why are you doing 7 reps brah that's like no gains

>>42595991
>you will never be this confident
Fug man, but I still need to get to 1/2/3/4 to be more confident.

>>42595286
Pick that up.

>>42595286
Hey bby Wan sum fuk?

>>42595383
What?

>>42596465
Strength gains do help with confidence at the gym, knowing you're one of the strongest people there (commercial gym, so not much is needed in my case lel)

you like fitness huh? me too, me too....wanna try fitness dick in yo mouth?

>>42595803

Yeah repeating a lame joke from 5 years ago is so funneh

>>42595991
>giving her your number instead of taking hers
If another guy she likes texts her and asks her out on the weekend, you're forgotten and she won't initiate, especially since you haven't set a definite time and place on the weekend, I. E it's still up in the air if you will or will not meet or if she will or will not text you.

I would have at least asked her how her schedule is for the weekend and set a day, time and place to meet on the spot, not leaving it in the air.

Then she will have to reach out to you on the day of the meetup. Usually they ask 'we still on tonight?', that's the best sign that she wants the d.

Anyhow, good luck.

>>42596647
I did set a date brah, dont worry. Just omitted some details.

>>42595286
How do I achieve a life like in pic related?

>>42596727
I meant like in OP

"I want to reincarnate as your foamroller." works wonders

I wanna have spoonfuls of your blood pudding/period

'Feeling fit, buddy?'

>>42596580
>I wish you were my big toe so I could bang you on my coffee table

Gold

"Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door"

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>>42595555

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>>42596580
>ey gurl, is ur father retarded? cause ur special
>are you an aniquair? because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years
>ay gurl r u a beaver? cus dam

>>42596727
Dunno. It's my dream

Just quote the brappost to her.

>>42596154
Not that poster, but 6'9. I wanted to put that show-off in his place.

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>>42596372
Size, probably..

>>42595425
Kek

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>Hey Chad whats up?
>Wanna lift together?
Works every time for Stacy. Why not for you?

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>>42596580
>AY BBY U WAN SUM FUK
works every time~

>>42595460
Save that for the bar

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>>42597046
if u dont do this youre never gonna make it

>>42596154
Not anyone in this thread, but I'm 6'2". Just wanted to show off to some strangers on the internet and let them know I'm not some manlet and get some attention even though I'm just a 35 year old virgin.

>>42595286
Mind if i work into you?

Damn girl, you shit wit that ass?

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>>42595834

>>42595315
That's kind of weird to say to girl in a gym

>>42597591
60 REPS COME ON

>>42597591
24 hours a day,
8 days a week brah

>>42595286
Feeling /fit/ buddy(female)?

>>42595383
>that's also a dyed because he's never been to a girl

>>42595834
It can happen to you

>>42595383
>dyed
>Do You Even Dock?
>Term frequently used by the homosexual community to describe members that don't partake in the sexual act of docking

>>42596160
Do NOT do this.

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>>42595286

I like to call girls over to spot me on the bench while I'm benching and once they do I quickly rack the weight and say, I must've dropped that on my neck, because I see an angel.

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>>42596160
Can confirm, this work on some elderly grandma, except I didn't mess with weights, wasn't doing deadlifts, didn't bitch about anything, wasn't even pretending to listen, and didn't have a crush on her.

>>42595991
What happens if there actually is something on your face and she says yes

>>42596727
Be Chinese, there'll always be lots of dog in your kitchen

>>42596465
Hah. You actually believe this.

>>42596154
Not any of those other posters, but I'm 6'4". Just wanted to show off that I'm taller than the 6'2" guy, but still not too tall to fit through doorways

>>42595315
hello virgin

>>42599042
You choke slam her.

how new are you anon?

>>42599042
>Oh really? Let me just wipe that off.
>I got the feeling there was something there since I saw you looking.
>That said, maybe you WERE staring at me and not what was on my face. I'm anon, by the way.

Easy anon

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>>42595425

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>>42599242

>>42595383
>girls actively try to talk to guys at the gym

coming from a guy who has dated girls from the gym, no they don't. 9/10 girls are with their boyfriend/friendzoned buddy/earphones

>>42595697
>f-for you

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How'd I do /fit/

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>>42599498

>>42599508
Not very attractive looking

>>42599508
Holy shit. Anybody could bag that. Of course it is tinder so she can cherry pick but damn.

>Searching for a guy to keep me out of the sun
>I want to be fucked like a slut but treated nicely because I realize I am ugly as fuck and have daddy issues.

>>42599508
>That shoulder to head ratio at that distance

ITS A TRAP

You have to bang her boipussy man. Do it for /fit/

>>42596154
8'11

>>42595286
ay baBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42596154
No him, but im 6'2, just wanted to tell everyone im not a beta manlet

Wagwan piffting? Wots ur snap?

Me toil too hard pon Babylon

>>42599508
whats 15 pm

>>42600444
per minute

>>42600555
she needs to be kept outta the sun 15 times per minute?

>>42600444
>trips
I think she meant 1500, or 3 p.m.

>>42600444

15 pumps per minute. She likes a slow fuck

>>42595286
I'm 6'4.

Hey wanna work on cardio Friday night?

>the joke-------->
>>42597046

(you)'ve not been on /fit/ long have you.

>>42598644

>8 days
does not equal
>8 sessions

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>>42595286

>>42595425
dead

>>42600444
>burger education

>>42601398

but she's Norwegian though...

>>42595286
Do you work out alot?

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>>42595302

>>42596154
Not that poster, but 7' 2". Had to put that guy who put down the guy who showed off in his place.

>>42595286
My cock just died, can I bury it inside you?

>>42595460
Ok this is bretty gud

When the tren kicks in and makes me grow balls (5 drinks won't hurt either) I'm gonna try it.

>>42596176
First honest tall guy post in the history of fit

Showing off is fine. Just be real about it. Not the millionth fake manlet story, or posting how under 6' is destined to be foreveralone because you're alone and need are trying to win confidence back by belittling (lol) short guys who sometimes get laid

>>42596372
>nobody remembers this meme
>not even 2 years old

Hold me

>>42596647
This guy gets it

99% of time girl can be literally dripping through her undies and won't do shit, you have to lead every step

>>42597678
Idk why but this made me laugh so suddenly I tooted

5000 calorie 300g protein/day digestive system win

>>42599508
12pm-15pm

As opposed to 15am? Does this bitch live on jupiter?

>>42601398
>15pm

Jesus dude it's either 3pm or 15:00. The whole point of using military time e.g. 1:00-24:00 is so you dont have to use am/pm

>>42595286
My name is Dr. (insert name)

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>>42595555

>>42595286
Say "hey, you're the average kind of girl I wish I had sex with in college, anyway what's this conversation about."

Works everytime, trust me. I'm an archeologist.

>>42595425
Lel

>>42595425
THE BEST

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>>42595749
>>Your nickname should be sauna because you make me sweat

>>42603932
this girl has fucking DYEL twig arms

>>42596154
Not any of the posters but I'm 5'4"

>>42595302
Fpbp

LOOK AT MY FUCKING ARMS
IS THE SIZE OF MY GUNS ENOUGH 4 U TO GIVE UP THEM BUNZ?

if she says "no", you didn't train hard enough

>>42595418
>i was just
that's where u went wrong

>>42596154
I know I'm a bit late but you're probably still wondering, I'm 6'3" (I haven't posted in this thread before)