>>42594533
Be white.
Write books about rape.
Be an autistic fat drunk that can't write for shit
>>42594533
Get THOTS who're all over your dick 24/7/365?
Be rich
Be famous
Have major pull
Can fuck your way across the fucking rainbow with that kind of power
>>42594533
Cease any and all typing/writing for 5 years
>>42595625
The rest of the western hemisphere would disagree
>>42594533
Be a lazy fat fuck who writes with one finger and lets his series' legacy be desecrated by a pair of complete retards for money
>>42594533
Buy drugs and invite women to take them.