Come on Anon take you top off and jump in, let's see those abs

>>42590420
i don't want to catch something

>>42590420
too many people for such a small swimming pool

I wonder what this would be like if they were all thicc anime waifu's instead

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>>42590420

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>>42590420
I-I have upper abs, kinda

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>first each one of you bitches do a 360 turn for me so i can decide which one i'm gonna cum on and which one is gonna clean it up

>>42590420

>*unsheeths abs*.
Nothing personal girls.
*teleport behind them*.
*chokehold them all*.

>haha sure why no-HOLD THE FUCK UP. IS THAT A BALLOON TOMMY GUN?
>rest of the night consists of me running past the hot tub making BRRRRRT sounds and forcing the girls to pretend they're shot

>>42590420
>implying i'm not already black out drunk naked in the jacouzi

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How do I make sure that I don't smell? I shower twice day with soap all over my body, I use deo and cologne and I still feel like I smell....

>>42590497
>this guy passed out, drowned, and none of the girls gave a shit

drown in that std ridden water,degenerates

>>42590420
4, 5 and 6 are pulling all the weight in that photo, the rest just benefit from the cheerleader effect without putting much on their part

>>42590508
Ask someone to smell you. Too much showering is bad for your skin so I'd get to the bottom of the issue first. Why do you think you smell? Why does that bother you to the extent it does etc.

It's a small problem, but seeing a clinical psychologist and working through the issue is what I'd do if money isn't a problem.

>>42590508
Lol same i think its muh genes

>>42590508
Use a sponge, and change your clothes regularly.

>>42590420
>sure Stacey, let me make a drink for you girls
>proceed to make a drink full of rophynols and give the girls
>fuck them all and film it
>post it on /b/ and fap myself to sleep

i-is it bad if I'm attracted to girl 1 the most?

>>42590420
>take top off
>backflip into the pool

and now i show you how i shoot bubbles out of my ass

>no u first

>O-okay here I go!!
>*takes top off*
>*takes bottom off*
>*unzips dick*
>*illegally immigrates into steaming water receptacle*
>*BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPS* loudly underwater
>brown cloud envelops the water
>"HA! HAHA! TAKE THAT ROASTIES! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
>they screech and flee the tub
>chase after a pack of 3, naked, dripping with poo water
>"I just want a hug!"
>3 stacies make it to the house, shut and lock the sliding glass door before I make it to them (was nervous about stepping in dog poop or something while barefoot in the grass)
>random idea pops into head
>this is gonna be epic.png
>HEEEEEEYYYY, SEXY LADIES!
>OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!
>dancing like an absolute mad lad
>semi-erect penis is flailing about
>2 stacies are calling someone with their smartphones, probably the police
>shit.exe
>punch door as hard as I can
>*glass breaks*
>stacies scream, broken glass everywhere
>hand is all cut up and bleeding
>don'tgiveafuck.jpg
>reach for the lock
>flip it up
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>42590508
i shower every second day for like 5 years now, and don't use anything but water, and first i did that a lot of women commented "how manly you smell"

try it for a week, dont give a flying fuck about hygiene its a meme, except oral

>>42590633
Faggot

>20 post
>nobody flexes a 'cep

>>42590585

They all look really trashy anyway

>>42590637
>women commented ''how manly you smell''
you guys are just like the fat tumblr hambeasts making up their stories

>>42590663
Naturally aspirated turbo V

>>42590425
>>42590525
>>42590663

"The Virgin Reply"

>>42590633
this is copy pasta right, right!?

>>42590693
no
he's just a huge faggot, even for /fit/ standard

>>42590693
no, pasta are usually much smarter and funnier than this

>>42590420
>"Sure"
>*take off shirt and cannonball into the pool*
>all the stacies get mad but laugh it off when they see how spectacular my abs are
>talk to the ugliest one all night making the others jealous
>get too drunk and pass out before I can actually get laid

>>42590633

tryhard faggot

>>42590693

samefag.
nobodys gonna copy your shitty text because it sucks.

>>42590446
>swimming pool

>>42590420
>get in water
>air bubble inflate my swimming shorts
>push them down
>large bubbles all around me in water suddenly
>girl giggle
>worry they thought I farted
>let myself sing to the bottom and stay there as long as I can

>>42590633
tryhard

>>42590722
>"Sure"
>*take off shirt and cannonball into the pool*
>all the stacies get mad but laugh it off because they are polite
>panick
>start talking to the ugly one but she's not even interested
>drown the shame in alcohol
>black out
>day after, talk about how drunk I was
>convince myself that I could have fucked the 8/10's if I hadn't drank
>deep down I know I was rejected by the 4
>secretly hope autism didn't show too much
>will never be invited by stacy again
we'll see you next week for another traduction of a beta story, bye folks!

>>42590784
yeah that's what i said

>>42590637
>how manly you smell

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>>42590420


(l to r) 6, 1 , 3-5, 2, 7

>>42590938
Nothing like fresh pasta

>>42590420
Remind them a pool is practically a bidet.

>>42590508
>deo
>and cologne

found your problem bro, most girls I know don't even like most colognes. I just use regular soaps n shampoos and they always comment on how good I smell. I never use cologne, sometimes deo tho

protip: they're aloe based, bitches love aloe

>>42591022
This. Nobody wants to get a breath full of sour pungent cologne. Use neutral smelling shampoos and odourless deo, far more attractive than an overpowering stench that makes it seems like you're masking your fish dick or something

>>42590457
That look in the camera hurt me a little bit. He must hate himself

>>42590508
just be confident bro, girls love that

>>42590457

This pic is the difference between Chad and brad

>>42590633
gold

>>42590446
Yeah you wouldn't want to get too close to those girls, right?

>>42590637
Dude, they once told me that when I sweated a lot. It's code for "you stink rancid"

>>42590938
>Australia
>Not Abo'd

>>42590508
Change your diet, get healthy. Shower before u leave

>>42590637
>hygiene its a meme, except oral
heck yes. oral hygene is very important. you should floss your teeth more. here have this bag of dental supplies. the woman at the desk will help you schedule your next appointment. see you later.

>>42590420
Goddamnit I sometimes hate being ripped.
Lost 150 pounds and got loose skin around my tummy and chest. Every fucking time I take of my shirt peiple expect perfect abs and see that shit. Girls fucking think it's disgusting. Every party I go to atleast one girl touches my "abs" or chest and all they feel is a bag of skin. It's gotten to the point I wear clothes that conceal my muscles so women dont have the primitive urge to feel me up.

>>42590420
>nitrous oxide and baloons
it's a party

>>42590637
I use soap every 2-3 days. Skin oils my friend, eat healthy, drink water, sweat regularly to clean out dem pores. Shits so cash.

>>42590633
god fucking damn it you got a real audible chuckle early in the morning

>>42590479
>tommy gun
You silly fuck that's clearly an AMD-65 with a drum mag.

>>42590420

>Y-you too

>>42590460
>The weak should fear the strong

>>42590508
bruh, natural pheromones aren't a meme
I used to use antiperspirant/deodorant and cologne, shower daily with soap all over my body etc.
Then the one day I hadn't showered, and had even gone to the gym, so I thought I smelled awful, I get like 3 comments from girls about how they like my smell.

>>42590585
Yes. I mean the left side of the pic isn't pretty. But the right side has some qt3.14s

*does a cannonball*

>>42590457
Remember, even Brads bow to Chad.

>>42590420
second from left is token fat friend who hides food to eat later.

textbook stomach covering swimsuit

>>42590873
Kill yourself

>>42590420
i would just take off my shirt and flex a 'cep at them and probably say something like "how's this for a start?"
then again, i'm not autistic like most of you

Sure. Now show me your titties

>O-ok
>Suddenly remember I´m not a fat piece of lowlife shit with poor selfcontrol
>Remove shirt, flaunt sixpack
>Get mired, have a great night
>Get drunken blowjob from blonde qt
>Wake up with a slight hangover
>Coze up in the sofa with a cheatmeal and the laptop
>Chat with blonde qt
>Check /fit/ and see people discussing SS, squats and deadlifts
>Chuckle softly

Happened to me 8 months ago. Jokes aside, don't be that flabby guy who "lifts". Anyone can progress in the gym while stuffing their face, you havnt even started the real lifting until you are shredded.

>>42590479
This.

>>42591162
Dude's a cheerleader. Chances are he's not too interested in Stacy.

>>42590420
4 and 6

>>42590446
>>42590784
for manlets it is a swimming pool

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>C'mon anon take your shirt off and come in! The water is great!

>>42593427
good lord the tits on the left. i feel like a toddler

>>42593427
10/10 titcows embarrassing titlets is my fetish

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>>42593427
>mfw

>>42590420
I don't believe in abs, I train everything but core than have 4-6 beers a night.

>>42590633

Damn, haven't seen one of these in years

>>42593292
Wow,

>one time a girl sucked my dick 8 months ago

What a great story anon, definitely worth bragging about for sure.

>>42590420
Can you please stop spamming these typenof threads. I think every possible answer was posted. Kys

>>42590722
This is literally me

>>42594398
That wasnt the point you double autist. I get laid every other weekend, the point was to not be a fat shit.

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>What are you thinking about, Anon?

>>42590420
>assume they're mocking me
>mumble something about keeping my shirt on
>go inside
>pull revolver from under my bed
>too much of a pussy to shoot myself
>post a fake 'mire stories thread on /fit/ about how I fucked all of them

Nobody will know it's a ruse

>>42596545
>thinking about Sonic
>can't say that

"N-nothing"

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>>42596545

>tfw I will NEVER wake up to Darya Klishina the morning after she's won her silver medal at the world championships and she's still high on victory

>>42593407
>let me just get my water wings on

rolling for number 6

>>42590420

Can someone explain to me what that black machine-gun-dildo looking thing is?

>>42596753
It's exactly that.

>>42596776

Well, ask a stupid question.

>>42590420
I'd just flex a 'cep and go "how's that for a start?"
But then again, I'm not autistic like you.

Wait a second, is that a blow-up Tommy gun?

>>42590938
>Melbourne
Found your problem

>>42590508
what supplements are u taking?

>>42590538
my man

>>42591022
What cologne do you use?
>>42591062
>he fell for the shampoo meme

>>42590873
You sat here and wrote this out lmfao

>>42593427
>dat far left
chest day every day all day long

>>42590457
>yeah I joined the cheer team
>it's not gay dumb ass, do you have any idea how much pussy I'm going to g-

>>42590800
STOP IT DAMMIT

>>42593427
How much do I have to lift to get a non-fat tiddy monster gf?

>>42590965
You have shit taste desu

>>42598604
why you think that, tyrone doesnt lift and just hit on her

now she fap tyrone BBC with her big germanic titties

>>42590637
I have joined the only oral hygiene master race as well. Although I do use a standard ivory soap bar once every few days when showering. This is because I get very dirty at my job sometimes. Unscented of course. Havent used shampoo in years and my hair looks a bit messy usually, but fine.

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>>42593427
m-muh dik
if i saw a girl irl like this I would not be able to hide my erection

>>42590420
>y-you too

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>>42598773
Of all the faggots on this board, you should be the last one to want everybody to remember all of the stupid shit they say

>>42593427
>literally how to make 3 attractive women turn invisible

>>42599400
Srs I didn't even notice the others/thought they were ugly at a glance until I saw this. Holy fuck those things are like black holes of hot.

>>42590800
Get out of my head!

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>>42590420
what the fuck are those boxes?

>>42590420
Cmon whores
Take your tops off

>>42590420
god, imagine the combined sound of all those cackling harpies
Y U C K

>>42590637
If I don't scrub my body with a washcloth soaked in soap when I shower I get nasty as acne infested skin. There is no way around this, I have to scrub daily and use astringent twice daily. Also I rinse my face with water like 4x a day.

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>>42600025
>ywn gargle the hot tub water they were in

why live

>>42600108
do you think maybe your acne is being caused by the massively increased sebum production that scrubbing the shit out of your skin multiple times a day is causing?

go cocoon mode for 2 weeks and use a chemical free moisturiser like aveeno instead

>>42600150
No, because I used to rarely shower or just shower with water about a year ago with god awful acne. Then I started using soap every day, and it helped some. Then I started scrubbing my skin with soap and washing it all the time, and the acne eventually disappeared to some extent. I'll still get acne if I don't wash up, and I know this because I fell asleep after the gym last week and broke out all over my face and chest.

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*takes a shit in the tub*
Wahey!

>>42596545
A girl that doesn't have shit-tier brown eyes. Nice dye-job, slut

>>42591545
>Straya
>not Emu'd

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>>42593441
Ah, I see a cultured man is among the rabble.
Greetings.

>>42590420
Ew, I bet that pool has cooties.

>>42599992
milk cartons. they are doing SS

Is there a giant plant of weed in the back?

>>42590420
I'm b-bulking

>>42590633
everyone calling you a tryhard, but i fucking laughed.

>>42591643
>NANI?!

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>>42600180
you are not getting enough vitamin B5 I promise you. buy 2 bottles of clearzine and your acne will clear up entirely in 2 weeks. I tried all the meme shit, toothpaste, lemon juice, more sun, change sheets every day, wash my face 5 times a day, don't wash it at all, no dairy, several diet revamps, accutane, countless creams, ointments and anti-biotics.

I tell everyone I see having acne problems to try clearzine and I'm not even a fucking shill it just worked so perfeclty in a time when I had given up, I have to tell others. mine was slightly worse than pic related and now my skin is crystal clear

>>42590420
4,6,3,7,5,2,1

Any other answer is objectively incorrect