/sip/ general

THis shit makes my heart hurt for three days after I drink it, just like when I smoke meth

>>42590195
Have you tried doing both at the same time?

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>>42590190
Im drinking it now friend. Never understood the meme until I started cutting. Holy shit

/sip/ > coffee

Any day

Are these threads ironic or not? I can't tell. Is it good?

>>42591387
Immensely

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>>42591387

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>>42591387
Monster Energy Company™ sold 3.8 billion 16 ounce cans of product last year. That's a 12 pack for every man, woman, and child in America. But we get it. You don't sip. You're the only person in the universe. So, no one probably sips right?

What you nonsippers don't understand is that most companies spend their money on ad agencies, TV commercials, radio spots, and billboards to tell you how good their products are. At Monster™ they choose none of the above. Instead, they support the scene, their bands, their athletes and their fans. They back athletes so they can make a career out of their passion. They promote concert tours, so their favorite bands can visit your home town. They celebrate with their fans and riders by throwing parties and making the coolest events they can think of a reality.

In short, at Monster™ they all walk the walk in action sports, punk rock music, partying, hangin’ with the girls, and living life on the edge. Monster™ is way more than an energy drink. Led by their athletes, musicians, employees, distributors and fans, Monster is… A LIFESTYLE IN A CAN™!

Why do you keep making these???