How to trigger Asthema

>>42588587
Why don't you just fake it

>>42588605
I want to show up in the morning so they see the effort but then hear me weezing so I can go handle my sister. If I just say it, they will believe me sort of but count it against me. I really don't want my handling a once in a life time crisis to potentially come off as faking.

>>42588640
Aspirin can trigger asthma, smoking really thick tobacco and inhaling really deeply, doing a really intense HIIt workout while breathing like shit could trigger it too, you can combine above things, try not to kill yourself in the process please

>>42588587
>go to bathroom or any private place
>jumping jacks or some shit
alternatively, do cardio near the workplace, get to the workplace ASAP, and maybe that would work?

>>42588668
Excellent point, but it is mid-summer so I won't get triggered. do you know of any chemicals or something that will trigger an attack? I don't care if it's bad for me, I need to cover for her.

>>42588587
Waterboard yourself
You'll cough and it will look like an asthma attack

>>42588786
Come on dude. The whole point of this board is that we all try.

>>42588587
its ASTHMA

ASTHMA. How the fuck do you not know how to spell your own disease

>>42588771
Hay dust always did the trick for my old man
Almost killed him once

>>42588814
Cause I learned how to say it when I was two and for reasons that are obvious, that doesn't mean I knew how to spell it. The only reason I'm willing to use it as an excuse is cause I almost died several times when I was young. No trouble when working out nowadays. But it was once life threatening. And my sister is undergoing a life threatening mental condition. So I think it is fair to use it as my excuse to help her.

>>42588852
Fucking yuropoor hours are the worst

>>42588771
Mix bleach and ammonia in a sink in the bathroom at work. Bend over and breathe deeply. It will get down to the alveolar level and trigger an attack.

Be sure to have your inhaler on you, though!

>>42588982
There we go. okay I'll chlorine gas it up. that should do the trick. If anyone has a less brutal option, let me know. Cheers!!

tell your sister to sort her own shit out, like an adult