Who Bateman mode here?

>>42588041
>>Well dressed, takes care of hair and skin (/fa/)
none of that has anything to do with /fa/
>>Secretly an absolute freak but manages to play the act of normal at work or school (/b/)
cringe hard. /b/ is trash with nothing going for it unless you like furry porn.

>>42588041
Do you have GF tho?

>>42588098
Not currently but I'm chatting up and working on 3 different qts right now. Literally fighting over me. One came crawling back a year after I dumped her

>>42588166
Go full bateman and end it with "You're not terribly important to me'.

>>42588166
Good job anon. Sounds like you made it.

Btw is this /fit/ and 4chan in general after kids go back to school? Recently graduated college, had to be away from 4chan for about 4 years to get shit done. Came back recently and it's so peaceful and nice today. I think most kids are back in school starting this week or last week.

>>42588059
>reddit spacing

>>42588361
I was thinking the same thing anon

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>>42588221
Toppest of keks. This must be done OP. >>42588041

>>42588251
>peaceful and nice
You missed the shitstorm that was /pol/ around election time

>>42588485
I'm working on it but I kind of have some feels so idk. I'll probably do it to one of the three so I can keep one and not ruin it all with the other

>>42588041
>PS If you haven't seen American psycho watch it

XD haha

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>>42588041
>Not that fit, 135 OHP, 150 BP, 255 SQ, 275 DL
>No Money
>Dresses ok, terrible skin (genetic) ok hair
>Engineering school, so pretty weird

I think I see why girls don't like me. I wouldn't fuck me either.
This is a bad feel lads.

>>42588361

No. Reddit spacing is space between lines.

>Like

>This

>For Example

>Not
>Like
>This

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>>42588041

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>>42588041

Huge yes to all of those except replace /b/ tier retardation with just regular ol' autism. Trying to lose my virginity, and despite my being able to get some decent attention on shit like tinder/bumble (and real life I guess but that's even more difficult) I manage to fuck it up every time.

Here's a new match from just a few hours ago. Don't even want to message her back without consultation because I've fucked up so many of these where it seems like she's in to me at first. My instinct is to say something funny and move things towards meeting up as fast as possible since she's already interested but idk

Any advice would be appreciated

>>42589339

Agree and amplify

one day i will
gotta lose few kilos, fix my teeth

Anyone know a way to get rid of blackheads on nose and chest without squeezing them out

idk if its my diet causing that shit or just the way my skin is

>>42588970
I think if you truly have 135 ohp and 150 bp your form is bad also check your grip width cause I'm fairly sure you can bench a lot more than that

>>42589392
there are strips to put on your nose, after a while you take them off + the blackheads

>/biz/
>makes good money

>>42589487

With all the cryptocurrencies blowing up the last few weeks, they're making boatloads. The board should just be renamed to /crypto/ because that's all they talk about.

>>42589370

Yea I was thinking something along the lines of "#1 most modest person in the world by far" though I don't know what else to say other than that. I feel like I should move things towards hanging out with her irl as quickly as possible

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>>42589456
That is true, also I think I overstated OHP, I have done 120 x 3 so it's probably much lower than that SQ and DL are all tested 1RM, haven't tested bench max in about 4 weeks.
Also part of it is that I hate bench press, but practice OHP a lot for carryover to snatch. Also my incline bench press is identical to my OHP. Does that mean I'm not using my pecs enough during the bench or do I just need to practice it more?

>>42588361
That's not reddit spacing you tryhard redditor I'll motherfucking rape you

>>42589528
It's most likely your form flat/incline bench you should definitely be able to move more weight than OHP
Then again it could also be the fact that you don't do bench a lot which is also a possibility

>>42589528
>going off calculators to get 1rm

lmfao
it never works that way

i was getting 57.5 kg no problem everytime yet when i was trying for 60kg ohp then i failed like 3 times during 2 weeks

it was more mindset thing than strength

>>42589528
If you're doing incline, the dislike of flat is fine. The first time i used the incline bench i got a pump like never before. since then i hardly use flat