I really want that chocolate cake downstairs. an entire cake

>>42585238
>tell me why I shouldn't do it right now.
fuck off go eat that delicious shit who cares its just one time

>>42585238
why should i tell you not to do something you're obviously going to do.

prove me wrong you fat fuck.

>>42585238
Zyzz is in heaven right now, watching you, believing you can make it

Don't prove him wrong or you will go to hell

>>42585238
You want the cake eat it, just keep your calories for the day in line with your goals.

>>42585238
Mate girls dont care about gains but they care about willpower. Having gains and a low bf% is a sign that you can do things you set your mind to. Being a fat fuck with chocolate smeared around his mouth just gets you laughed at.
Do what I did when I lived with my mom; throw the cake away and just act like you ate it all. Somehow the idea that her son ate an entire chocolate cake by himself in one sitting is more believable, and acceptable, than him throwing it away because his family are already morbidly obese and he's trying hard to rid himself of a sugar addiction