"What normies think buff is" thread

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>>42583647
>armpit fat

>>42583647
i want to bang carla

>>42583661
I want to bang Turk

>>42583668
>fucking a roach

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>>42583661
She has a hairy asshole and doesn't wipe

>>42583661

>Not wanting to bang Jordan

Never going to make it

I wouldn't say he's buff but you can tell he lifts. Probably just has a shit diet. Looks like he could probably bench 2pl8

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>>42583661
>banging a mexican
wtf

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>>42583661
>>42583668
>not wanting to bang Elliot

>>42583647
Better than a lot of fit if the cbt is to be believed.

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Zyzz

>>42583647
Post body with timestamp

>>42583647
>bulking feels

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>>42583647
>>42583758

RETARD ALERT

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>>42583824
>ripped physique

>>42583824
>has never done a single rep of ohp ever
still mirin those abs tho

>>42583824
>>42583833
that's literally the ideal normie body.

>>42583729

Worked for Arnold.

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>>42583847
u sure?

>>42583871
positive. 5'8 isn't even that short in the real world, especially if you have a good face/body.

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>>42583647

Mirin those pecs man.

>>42583772
>skeleton underground
>buff

>>42583871
Im 5'8 and i fucked an incredibly hot girl just coz i reminded her of Jon Snow and she is a big fan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

>>42583871
Goku is 5'8", thus the cut off for manlet status. Anything less should kill them selves for the good of the species. Anything above needs to keep lifting

>>42583824
>>42583833

Fuggg, reminder that abs are the most important muscle for 90% of the planet to think you're 'ripped'

>>42583924
Vegeta is 5' 5".

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>>42583661
>wanting to bang a mexican that looks like an indian

>>42583772
For normies he's an athlete/bodybuilder

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>>42583822
>>42583822
>>42583822
>>42583822
>>42583822
>The reason I lift

>>42583986
And he is an angry manlet with an inferiority complex

>>42583647
He looks like he's reasonably strong comprared to say the average gym going retard. Looks like he's for sure stronger and fitter than most of the retarded faggots here.

>>42583871
>Emilia Clarke
>5'2"

Good god she would be so easy to throw around the room.

>>42583924
T. 5 8 guy

>>42583647
mirin delts

>>42584324
fuck off dickweed
go for a jog you fat piece of shit

>>42583647
Looks better than me Tbh

>>42584203
Many people here don't even lift

They just browse this board for shitposting and memes

>>42584344
LOL look at the angry manlet

>>42584681
nah just dat fat non-lifting name fag rustles my jimmies
t. 6'1

>>42583758
I want to stick my dingaling in her hooha

>>42584681
STFU NIGGER 5'8 IS NOT MANLET

>>42583647
>increase your chest size, therefor strength, with this one easy trick!
>get fat!

>>42584344
Im 511 183lbs, i think im still skinny even some people say im huge

>>42584793
you've got about 15-20lbs of fat to cut m8

>>42583824
>>42583833
I think in this case being rich and famous is actually what's ideal.

>>42583902
Pics like these just have to be edited. When I had similar sized pecs, my arms were like 4x bigger with much more definition. I refuse to believe these people go into a gym to just bench and walk out.

>>42584821
>tfw 200lbs at 5'11 and barely on my first two weeks of cutting

DELETE THIS

>>42583647

Fuck normies.

>>42584866
sorry boo, dw, you'll make it brah :) <3

>>42584027
*was

>>42583822
>plastic surgery: the face

no thanks

>>42584962
cuck

>>42583924
5'8 is like 6'1 in nip land.

>>42583824
>incredibly toned physique
Get fucked, if he didn't have abs people would be wondering if he was sick with something.

>>42583824
Obviously fake abs.

>>42584973
especially when they gave him his height like 20-30 years ago..

>>42584434
This is true, I speak from experience. And then I actually did start messing around with weights 5 years ago and started actually lifting and eating right a year and a half ago. Up to a 260 5X5 bench and 280 for three rep max. Thats with casual lifting. Now this place is embedded in me and the memes are just annoying. Fuck.

>>42583824
why does he look a bit flabby yet still has that definition in abs?

You should be required to post your own body for these threads before you can post someone else's.

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>>42583647

>>42585226
Youre at a club in Krakow when this guy one hand ohps your gf, wat do?

>>42585249
Fake abs.

>>42585264
Ab implants?

>>42585260
mire

>>42583824
liposuction on the abs lmao

look how flabby he is, its obvious

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>>42583688
>>42583696
>>42583729
>>42583758
>>42584008
you faggots are probably straight

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>>42583833
>gotta ab-hance for the upcoming season

entered to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvW4U8z24uk

to do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_wH7eRbzQ

cant be more macho than RÓŻAL

>>42583661
Jordan>Carla>Elliot

>>42585292
Probably not. More then likely some type of sculpting with a bit of synthol injection.

That pasty twink is only posing for the cameras.

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>>42584773

>>42585260
video it and instagram it , ^5 him afterwards

>>42585260
I would never take my gf to krakow

>>42583661

literally the worst character on that show

>>42583647
Still looks 90% better than /fit/

>>42584854
Proportions and insertions matter a lot
I have huge pecs but my arms are embarrassingly small because of how hard it is to add mass on a long humerus, even when I'm doing what /fit/ would call a curlbro routine

>>42583772
non-whites should not be allowed in our countries

>>42585260
tell them to gib danzig back or I will invade

>>42585364
>armpit fat
>fried egg tits
>fat stomach
>fridge shape
Yeah that slightly above average for a Mexican 35 year old face is really pulling it's weight. Ugh.

>>42583758

Season 1-2 Elliot was the best

As for OP's picture I remember this episode, very well (I was a huge fan) and they called him 'tubbo'. Nobody claimed he was buff.

>>42583924
lmao hate to break it to you but officially he's 5'9. You're just gonna have to deal that he's taller than you little guy.

>>42583880
5'8 in Hollywood is 5'4

>>42585255
I have to admit, seeing this faggot go from HMS mode to this is somewhat impressive.

>>42583822
fuuuug, i remember her always making my dick diamonds

>>42586075
I would kill for Conor's body, just at me height.

>>42583824
is that john snow

>>42586075
make us proud son
at least stay standing

>>42583647
Wide shoulders, noticeable shoulder, chest and triceps development. He looks like he lifts unlike 90% of /fit/.

>>42583824
>>42583833
>look exactly like this, down to the height
I-is it that bad guys?

>>42587482
I think if he wins just one round and stays standing he already defies all the experts' predictions.

>>42584854
>>42586017
i get easy gains on my pecs but my arms doesnt grow for shit i guess it depends on genetics

>>42583915
Wow you fucked an incredibly stupid person, congratulations anon

>>42583915
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm stealing this to piss people off

>>42587276
He roided for it naive fool.

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>>42583824
>>42583833
>>42583871
>Every episode mentions how short he is.
>He's 8cm taller than I am

>>42588623
no lmao

>>42588532
Not him but since when does the person's intelligence matter when youre fucking them? It's not like he's dating her or even see her again. He stuck his dick in vagina, that's all that matters.

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>>42583871
>5'8

lol sure buddy, more like 5'4

>>42583902
He used to look so huge in that 'We made you' video. So much so I wanted to work out just so I could wear suspenders with no shit so I could look as huge as him.

>>42583924
Pretty sure Goku is King Manlet or originally 5'10, maybe 5'9" but they drew him not short, also it's probably mild condensing since gravity chambers and weights all the time since Gohan is like 6' and Piccolo like 6'4"

Add a couple inches since our average is higher here, Vegeta

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>>42588720
I fucking despise that chicks character but imagine having to interact with her irl like that, looking all hot and shit?

>>42587248
never heard it put that way but accurate

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>>42588720
Everyone in Westeros is a manlet

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>>42588720
>not standing on blocks
I'm proud of you John

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>>42588612
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why do these thing invoke such an automatic disgust and anger in me?

>>42585255
Something is off with his body

>>42588802
Because they are turbo normie

>>42583915

You should write him a thank you note. lmao

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>>42588795
He's not even going the RDJ method of raised heels

Kit confirmed as confident in his height

>>42588690
Ofcourse he did you moron, why wouldn't he?

>>42588808
I think it's his arms, too small proportionally. Maybe that or they're not as vascular or defined as the rest of him

>>42588772
seriously, i mean i get that the actors are "normies" but imagine having to talk to and be around these super gorgeous actresses for long periods of time (whether emilia clarke or others in any medium)

hell i probably wouldnt even be able to stutter out my name around sophie turner who is lik 5 years younge rthan me

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>>42585255
>it doesn't matter how buff you are, you will always look small next to the taller guy

>>42588833
>fat lifeguard
Yeah I'll find my own way back to shore, thanks

>>42586030

Piss off, manlet

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>>42588861
>not knowing you can use him as a floatation device after he gets tired and drowns

>>42583822

I remember her from some tv show, whats her name?

>>42588831
Keep in mind
>He's probably seen her full on nude too
I'm not even a sperg but that kind of hot is fucking intimidating. What would you even say?
>I c-can bench 3 pl- I mean 120 kilos...
>She grins and quickly asks Randy whose 10 feet away where the sandwiches are

>>42583986
Prince of Manlets

>>42588643
he's definitely not 5'8, probably closer to 5'6

>>42588808
To me the abs look extremely weird. They're too perfectly chiseled. Also, somehow his obliques are insanely prominent but his lower abs are totally invisible. It looks like he took roids, got pissed he didn't have abs, so drew in a 4 pack.

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>>42583871
Yup.

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>>42588981
>ahhhh yup

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>>42588833
Truth.

>>42583824
>>42583833
I thought he was so much bihger than that lmao

>>42585456
/thread

>>42586083
So if she walked up to you right now and said "fuck me stupid anon" youd say no?

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>>42588981
>7"x6"

>>42588831
Interact with girls more.
It's only intimidating if you're lusting after their attention 24/7. You dont get intimidated hanging out with your 9/10 bud who pulls girls left and right, do you? Nah. Because you dont give a shit what he thinks because he's not a sexual prospect. (unless he is, then no homo.)

If you treat them like any other person and dont give them some ridiculous value solely based on their looks, it isnt so bad to be around them.

t. salesman having to work with some very attractive female coworkers and a ton of hot clients.

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>>42588869
>drowns
>flotation device

>>42587276
>HMS
High Musical School?

>>42583647
wtf i look like that with a worse S:W ratio

>>42583647
>le normies have low standards xD meme
This is such a fucking dyel cope. Either your swole or you're not swole.

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Even with his 6% body fat

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>>42588772
>IMAGINE

>>42589596
he's obviously talking about Her Majesty's Ship

>>42588788
does someone have the picture where you can see diffrent people of different size compared to other people? (it ends with this picture)

>>42585255
normies think he's too ripped tho

>>42589728
>body dismorphia doesn't exist
fuck off retard

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How come no one posted this ugly cunt?

>>42583833
Need that pic where people imagine getting ripped makes chicks feel the muscles but only guys do that.

>>42590661
this guy is permanently smug, how does he do it

>>42589495
Dead bodies float genius

>>42590661
You sound jelly. Goose can pull any pussy he wants with a smile. He's literally 90% of women's perfect man.

>>42590673
You're not ripped enough then or you're ugly. If you're decently attractive and have a good body, you will get mobbed by dumb sluts wanting to run your abs/arms if you take your shirt off at a party.

Source: happens to me at college pool parties.

>>42583871
he's not 5'8. i met him at airport and i had flip flops and he had shoes with at least 1/2 inch sole and his eyes were like 3 inches below mine when i was standing right next to him. i'm exactly 5'8

>>42590686
Because he knows he can get basically anything and any bitch he wants without even trying.

>>42590829
yeah i am jelly that a man with average as fuck looks can pull pussy easily

>>42590870
No that's not jelly, it's bitter, which is even sadder kek kill yourself faggot

>>42590892
what is bitter?

>>42588959
The abs look weird because they're drawn on with makeup.

>>42590939
you are

>>42588833
>nex to the taller guy
>implying that zac efron would be nearly as big as the rock if he was the same height

>>42588720
5'8 is pretty short for a man. You seem almost insecure about him being 5'8.

>>42590956
why would i be bitter

>>42587454
Jon*

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What normies think buff is.
150ib of lean skeletal mass.

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>>42591165
>normies want big arms
>3 bicep workouts
>1 tricep
>no delts

laffin

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Normie cringe thread

>>42591174
It's all about the peak for normies brah
My brother in law is a literal skeleton, he's 125 ib at 6ft, but thinks he's buff AF because his biceps have a peak.

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>>42583647
Chris Lowell in Grey's Anatomy
He walks in front of three milfs playing as the main characters and they all get wet
By they way yes, he has some tits

>>42590661
>literally no upper chest
>belly folds
>biceps bigger than delts
>no traps
>twig legs

guarantee this guys goes into the gym twice a week to only bench and curl

>>42591232
https://youtu.be/dN1xrvILH44?t=45s
private practice, not grey's anatomy - whatever
here you go
most of the comments are cringing as well, that's "ripped" IRL and too many are denying moobs

>>42591320
wow, you watch a lot of bitch shows. and the shirtless boys really burn into your memory huh?

>>42591240
Don't diss belly folds, they're aesthetic. Remember, Chad eats pizza and fucks your bitch

>>42591661
Want to seenis
My fat peenis?

>>42587248
Actually, on camera actors are usually pretty short (Tom cruise is microscopic) because you can't tell height from a close face shot, and you can make someone look taller with camera angles.

>>42591793
You know what else is microscopic, don't you?
Your
Pournours

>>42585260
Buy him a beer and ask for his routine

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>>42583647
>Friend said this is ripped

>>42591655
>watch a lot
quite the contrary, I mistook the name of the series as well. I literally saw it on TV while zapping a few hours ago. Mind your witty passive aggressive comment mate or you'll look like an actual, little, bitch.

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>>42592201
Normies have very low standards

>>42592211
>passive aggressive
I'm openly calling you a faggot. I'm not being passive aggressive, I'm being very aggressive and very brave.

>>42592201
An ex-fatty, right?

>>42592277
Nice dubs checked
Are the stretch marks that bad?

>>42592289
It's all in the chest, nipple hangs on the edge of the pec.

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One of my "friends" tells me, that his goal body is like Brad Pitt from fight club or whatever.

He's going to buy a 4 month cycle, and test-boosters.. he doesn't know jackshit about it

>>42592330
He calls him "shredded"

>>42592289
mostly because it looks like excess skin (or poor skin elasticity)
No definition around abs
awkward placement of nipples

Also, maybe it's the glasses but you look like an indian version of snowden, kek

>>42586075
think he's a bit bigger these days

>>42592201
They're trying to be supportive, anon.

>>42591165
scene in fight club where they laugh at the skeletal guy in an underwear commercial makes me cringe.
Next scene is skeletal brad fighting someone.

>>42592233
>t-thanks

>>42583822
fuck, bruce jenner got really hot

>>42584854

My pecs are bigger than his, my arms are smaller

Pretty sure my pecs will always look big and my arms will always look small

>>42587248
average height for famous people is like 5'11 and almost every one of them add an inch or two
5'8 is okay you height-wanking incel faggot

>>42591605
I want his hair

and his facial hair

>implying what normalfags think isn't more valuable than what a bunch of autistic spergs think

>>42583986

Goku is 5'7"

>>42583871

Hollywood lies about height as much as dating sites do... real height is 2 or 3 inches shorter

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>>42588981

>>42592201
Did someone use his(your) side chest as an ash tray?

>>42587482

>us

he's going to get humiliated, don't tie your pride into a meme

>>42588817
hahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha

holy fucking hell hahahhahahahahahha

>>42592330
he will probably get this body or even bigger with a 4 month cycle

>>42583871
>He's too little for me

>>42591605
>that waistline

>>42589413
>so insecure about your height you only give your dick length and girth

>>42588833
his muscles are so.... jewish.

>>42589402
Nah, I'd probably do it. I've fucked worse and itd be a good story.

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>>42594688
>he doesn't know about Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider

>>42583647
Post keith. He was considered "the buff guy" in scrubs.

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>>42596337
Pretty sad

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>>42596337
>>42596366
Also, todd

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>>42588751
I mean he's not tiny. A E S T H E T I C

>>42591793
>>42593794
I think what he meant is that most actors are 4-ish inches shorter than they pretend to be, not the other way around, I.E. a real 5'8 guy in hollywood would list his height as 5'12

>>42583647
Another victim of SS.

>>42596589
it's funny you can say that about someone fat from all the milk, but also about someone really skinny like from a concentration camp.

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>>42583833
>tfw female friends say "he's so hot"

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>>42588766
>Gohan is like 6'
Do you think a 5'11 guy would have a shot with him?
A-asking for a friend of course.

>>42583696

Right?

Early Scrubs Short Hair Jordan was GOAT Scrubs girl. At least among the consistent characters. Molly Clock was the best.

>>42583647
This wasn't fit. He was clearly always labelled as fat, they gave him diabetes as a major character arc, and in the forbidden season, they got a /fit/ black guy to compete with him.

>>42588995
>>42588788
these give me hope

>>42586075
Why post the photoshopped bulge?

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>>42588817
He probably has lift insoles too...
The manlet suffering never ends.

>>42591174
I've always wondered, is that klokov or random actor?

>>42583729
https://youtu.be/2Vj1rwP7ps8?t=23s

>>42594541
No shit, Sherlock
He should gain a fuckton more mass, than that scrawny cunt

>>42586075
what a qt

>>42590661

RIGHT?

I get that he has a good body by normie standards, but how is he not considered a male butterface? His eyes are lopsided and he perpetually appears to be the world's most smug Downs sufferer. He has RTS, Resting Twat Face.

Of all the handsome men in Hollywood (no homo), how is this glorified lanklet considered one of them? I get the appeal of guys like Ryan Reynolds (no homo), Bradley Cooper (no homo), and whichever brother is Thor (no homo). But this twat looks like you left a wax sculpture of Ryan Reynolds out in the sun.

>>42591605

myron dem calves tho

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>>42592330
>>42594541
>>42596895
I am actually also a DYEL but have done extensive research on steroids.
I spent so long researching PCT, and now 75% of my cycle is just damage control and recovery.

I hope your friend at least researched the topic. I hate gatekeepers as much as the next person, but there is also hormonal suicide due to lack of knowledge.

>>42583647
>what natty buff is
ftfy

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>>42585017
>>42585264
>>42585341
>>42585535
Are you guys real?

>>42596918
Money and connections.
It's like how that cara chick is a model when she's an obvious 2/10 butterfaced butch lesbian

>>42586083
She is Dominican

I got plenty of attention after basic gains back in highschool.

>>42584289
I watched the last episode and got a surprise when she walked beside the midget on the beach and was only a little taller than him.

>>42585260
Look at his empty hand and wonder what the fuck he's doing.

>>42592974
Classic
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dDpENE6yPV4

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>>42583647
That's what I look like right now

>>42583647
This could possibly be a 1/2/3/4 or better body.
Have to see back and legs but arms and chest look like they have power.

>>42592974
To be fair, the "routine" of the average male gym goer does not often get them out of skelly mode. LA Fitness is like a nursing home some days.

>>42583758
I prefer first Becky. Actually I prefer Darlene. Actually I want to die.

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Hey /fit/ I’m homeless and I need to use a gym shower everyday to keep from looking like a bum. I would like to at least use the equipment there everyday so I don't let them know I just need a shower. Is there a 7 day brosplit or can I substitute rest days for cardio to avoid overtraining?

>>42598737
Fucking shit I thought I was on the fucking catalog.

>>42583822

My dick was always diamonds whenever she appeared on the Drew Carey Show. Goddamn.

>>42588833
Rock's quad is as big as girl #2's waist

>>42590809
after their bodies get bloated from gases released from decomposition

>>42587482
Mayweather dances around and wins on points. No matter what happens mcgregor is not going to get knocked the fuck out.

>>42588720
Emilia Clarke is 5'2 for perspective...

>>42583871
he's still fucking hot

>>42596836
that's a cup
not that you'd know cause 99% of /fit/ has never done a real sport (bodybuilding and powerlifting aren't real sports)

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>>42583924
he's also 137 pounds yet looks like this and not a skeltor

clearly toriyama doesn't care about stats

>>42585364
you're waifu ain't shit

>>42583824
did he leave his pecs at home?

>>42592289
no but the loose skin gives it away
keep training m8

>>42596836
LOL, this is the comment

>>42592453
yeah, he looks really young in this one, at least compared to now

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>>42588833

>>42596392
>Rule #1: You gotta hammock up

>>42596918
the amount of times you said no homo convinced me you secretly want this nigga.

>>42585249
Terrible posture probably. I have a fucked good looking abs, but I also have a fucked up back from working as a manual laborer. My normal posture causes my stomach to puff out, but as soon as I remember to stand straight it fixes everything.

>>42591240
nothing wrong with that
t. curlbro

>>42588833
To be fair the taller guy is also 6'5 and 260 lbs. Not just like he's some lanklet.

>>42588981
Good old Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

just a kind reminder

>>42586114

>>42599712
premium kek

>>42592251
>I'm openly calling you a faggot. I'm not being passive aggressive, I'm being very aggressive and very brave.
Sure thing, princess. Now make me a sandwich.

>>42600772
>Rock
>6'5"
Lol. He's 6', maybe a bit more. Hard to tell. But we already measured him per photoshop.

>>42591232
Why did all the body hair in his Front side try to hide by his nipples

How do you have tits that bad without even being fat

>>42592330
>Test boosters AND AAS.

And I thought using test boosters alone was pathetic and ignorant

Whew

>>42596366
>dynamite aereolas

I hate that bitch who plays JD but dude has some great lines once in a while

>>42597791
You will soon learn that low dose blast and cruise is the only way. Doing PCT after every cycle is very hard on your body and is probably actually worse to do repetitively than just staying on. Not to mention you will never stay much above natty limit without cruise/trt

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>>42601774
Thanks. I am fully aware of how doing PCT after every cycle is more taxxing. But I know you should also ALWAYS have PCT on hand.

And also I don't want to make it a life dedication just yet.

I am considering that, if by the end of it, I want to keep going, I will just cruise after and BnC instead.

It's more like having a Heartstone for me, like in the old wow. But if I want to keep going I can.

>>42601806
You are one of the few that seem to know what they're doing BEFORE first cycle. 75% of any AAS forum is the same 3 questions about first cycle over and over.

90% of people who juice end up juicing seriously. Low dose is the way to go. Never over 750mg/week all combined, 500 is ideal. Unless/until you are competing at state level. I've been steadily gaining for years without upping dose.

No matter what anyone tells you nutrition and routine will make the most difference. You can't outdose 2500 calories/day or 3 hours/week lifting. Eat big and lift big. Everyone plateus eventually, but 99% too soon as they don't progressive overload lifting

>>42601927
Also cruise should never be more than 150mg test/week and your first cycle is absolutely test cypionate or enanthate 250-300mg/week Max. No orals. No multiple compounds period. Absolutely not 500mg like I see recommended. Low dose is a badge to be proud of that says "I'm not juicing to substitute for shitty discipline"

>>42600772
In the outtakes during the credits sequence, David Hasselhoff says something like "Do I look like a tiny asshole next to this guy?"

>>42583758
>not wanting jd as your twink

>>42588772
Imagine being Kit during that shoot and having to be all like "damn, Emilia Clarke, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat arms and horrific giant horse smile. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another ginger wilding girl in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Kit and not only sit in that field while Emilia Clarke flops her disgusting body on top of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her tubby neck and bloated stomach, and just sit there, shot after shot, hour after hour, while the photographer perfected those pictures. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, EMILIA CLARKE LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mule like smug face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of redheads and brothel whores and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in London. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "Queenly (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the photographer calls for another shot, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Kit. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>42585260
Ask the lady who she is and offer the man a drink.

>>42601613
I've met him irl. He's at least 6'4. Stop being a bitter manlet.

>>42596918
You bitter af son also stop samefaggin yourself.

>>42586075
>>42583729

normies don't care about mma edgelords

how do I know? I'm a normie

>>42587248
then why are all the men only 5'10

>>42602336

Dany is plenty hot, her only turn off is that she's a whore and prostitutes herself on camera for the whole world

>>42603849

>ywn have the sword of Damocles hanging over your head

>>42591605
JG gets a free pass. He's too fucking cool to be judged.

>>42603902
No, she isnt. She is super chubby, her mouth and theeth are wierd and hasnt even a nice Ass or Tits. The only redeeming factor is that her face is nice when she isnt smiling

>>42601613
>The Rock
>6ft
>Implying

>>42601236
Dan "Hide your daughter or he'll find her" Schneider

>>42596239
Or
>Dan "she's a fighter hold her tighter" Schneider

>>42602910
To be fair that's exactly how dad's should look. Big af upper body with a small layer of fat. For his age it's good looking. But some in their early twenties, this is a bad look.

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>>42599712

>>42605623
what a shitty crop

>>42591320
Is this gyno?

>>42601595
you're still a faggot tho

>>42605632
I'm still learning, anon :(

>>42600357
Not the same guy but it's obviously a joke jeesus

>>42591320
Dude he has actual boobs what the fuck who the fuck casted this guy.

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>>42606558
Well, it obviously worked

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>>42592251
>I'm being aggressive and very brave

>>42606599
/fit/ is oblivious and autistic as fuck. The guy has a decent body for a normie, but more importantly he's a surfer dude with a gorgeous smile. They will never understand why girls would pick him over 100% of the time over a ballooned up bodybuilder

growing up I thought turk was huge

>>42588995
how do you get fat at that height, like jesus christ do they eat an entire cow every day

>>42587523
Yes, your body is gross.

>>42599712
The best part of this is the ghostly stand of little Zach hovering behind him

>>42583824
>>42583833
>implying you need abs when you are rich, famous as fuck and have a 9/10 face

Still
>toned physique

>>42603842
>how do I know? I'm a normie
No you're not

>>42587276
>roiding
>impressive

>>42585364
So hot
A 5/10 face on the body of a 70 year old grandma

>>42590686
He knows he's more succesful in every aspect than 99.99% of the population.

>>42599563
>>42583924
>trusting japs with body measurements
They will state that a character with the body proportions of a 6'2" man is actually 172cm because their entire society is made up of manlet DYELs

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>>42583824
Why would he go to Rio it's a fucking shithole