do people do weird things to you since you got muscles, /fit/?

>>42582166
No.
Obv. I need more muscles.

>>42582180
keep training, lad.
you'll know you've made it when a 6'5 black man squeeze your bicep and ask you to squat him.

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>tfw i've actually seen purple aki try to squeeze some lads muscles irl

he's fucking huge. he hangs around st helens town centre if you fancy letting him squeeze your biceps.

>>42582166
Non lifting dudes will occasionally sperg out and try to compensate.
I was at a work networking thing at topgolf talking to a few female sales reps and this skinnyfat dude started sperging out and talking about how he used to lift but he's too busy to be a "bodybuilder" like me, trying to crab at me in front of these women. I'm not even big either, I can't imagine how it is for bigger dudes.

>>42582223
Didn't he chase after some 18 year old and caused him to get run over by a train

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based Purple Aki
he's a living, walking meme in the North West

>>42582235
I think the story was he got him fried by an electric fence

I know a guy who was touched by THE purple aki

>>42582166
>tfw purple aki will never squeeze your muscles and make you squat for him
Why even lift?

So he's gay?

>>42582166
>/fit/: African Adventures

>>42582273
is it gay to like big muscles?

>>42582296
no?

>>42582296
No, a real man likes big dicks. That's what we're talking about, right?

>>42582323
this is an interesting point.
penises are masculine, gnarled, manly, hard.
vaginas are feminine, soft, pink, squidgy.

surely it's natural as a masculated hetrosexual man to enjoy penis.

>>42582235
>>42582265
electrocuted on the tracks which he crossed trying to escape aki

>>42582235
>>42582235

the kid was 16

>Arobieke was banned from touching, feeling, or measuring muscles; asking people to do squat exercises in public;
>asking people to do squat exercises in public

>>42582451
Is exercising in public illegal in the UK

Seen him multiple times irl, he's never asked to squeeze my muscles

>tfw too DYEL

Seen him in manchester couple of weeks ago. He was coming out of sports direct.
Don't know if he was in there buying something, or looking for potential victims.

>>42582469
Of course it is
You aren't allowed to intimidate paki manlets

so this is britains answer to bigfoot?
a big black guy who squeezes your muscles..

i am ded

>>42582451
> Implying real /fit/ters would,t jump at chance

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>>42582223
I saw him at Lime St station last year and was a bit underwhelmed. Like he's obviously still a big guy 4u but I guess I had this mental image that didn't mesh with reality. He was wearing a big coat and carrying a 5p shopping bag and looked like a bit of a meff essentially

How can a man be persecuted for his love of muscle?

>>42582361
Indeed, it's way more manly to long for a good hard and manly dicking - which takes courage - rather than craving for the gentle wet softness of a woman's flesh.

>>42582638
this I used to offer to bench chicks all the time
nowadays i have my autism more under control though

>>42582166
Trashy latinas/native grills, Filipinas, and middle aged Chinese/Korean women act super awkward and spill spaghetti, or they have a rapey smile and get way too eager to help or speak to me. Other men get nervous and avoid arguing with me or try to act like tough guys. Male managers and customers often act like dicks or try to make themselves look smarter. Feels weird man.

>>42582166
My friend's gf called me ''perfectly'' muscular but I was getting dangerously close to ''too'' muscular, I weigh 160 lbs

That's weird


That's pretty weird

>>42585079
I was a 5'9 135 pound skelly and people were saying that I looked pretty muscular. I guess people just have low standards since everybody is so egregiously thicc these days.

>>42585091
>Go from 115kg fat cunt to 88kg chubby cunt.
>Mother in law freaks out when I tell her I have at least 8 more kg to lose.
>Still have love handles.

>>42585091
Yeah but saying I'm getting close to ''too'' muscular when I weigh 160 lbs at 5'10.5 is fucking retarded, I'm not satisfied until I get to at least 180 lbs.

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>>42582166
>Has the ban lifted
>Lifted

Holy kek

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I've had a group of friends for years. I'm the only one who lifts and I'm not even that huge, but they always joke about me "flexing" with my "big muscles" to blend reality and get grills for everyone, breaking objects with my "magical biceps", they say I live in the gym and stuff like that. After some time it gets annoying.

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>>42582166
I was on vacation in germany and some muslim rode up on a bike, kissed my cheek, and grabbed my right pec when I was out clubbing in a tight polo.

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>>42582469
>Sitting on bench at train station
>Create a few thinly veiled manlet threads to keep them on their toes
>Train arrives
>Stand up without using arms because I don't want to put my phone away
>"Sir, I'm going to need to see your squatting license"
>"W-What? I was just standing u-"
>Pig grabs my hand and starts counting my pulse
>95bpm
>Cop looks at me in shock
>"I-I can explain; cardio kills gains"
>Lays me down on my stomach and handcuffs me
>"This is officer Mohammed, we've got a copious exerciser requesting transport over"

Fucking rozzers gave me a £90 ticket and made me miss my train
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42582223
He was on my train once, got off at South Parkway. Was with some foreign friends who had no idea about him so had to explain it all

>>42582166
All of my friends and family said I look like I've finally grown up.

Why the 'purple' in his nickname?
>>42586091
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42586091
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42586266
cause he's so black he looks purple

>>42586091
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42586091
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

negroids harassing whites gets a pass constantly

Why are these people in our countries?

>>42586091
How many squats do you want me to do aki?

>>42582235
>On Sunday, 15 June 1986, a 16-year-old from Birkenhead named Gary Kelly[9] was electrocuted at New Brighton railway station, allegedly whilst running away from Arobieke. Arobieke was convicted of manslaughter, but successfully appealed against the conviction

Nigger killed a white in Britain, no punishment
Nothing new there
UK is a shit socialist hellhole where murdering whites is never punished

>>42585165
>.5

>>42586473
I mean, the lad could have just done a few squats and let aki squeeze his biceps and he'd still be here today. Aki gave him a choice. He chose death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asvmNEg_fGA

>>42586473
Umad white boy
>>>/pol/ go to your other salty friends

>>42586493
This nigger has been harassing whites for 40 fucking years

>>42586493
also he commits rapes too retard

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Fuark, all this time I thought Purple Aki was a playground story to get you shit-scared.
There goes travelling to the North West.

>>42586527
It's ok just let the negroid harass, fondle you, and maybe kidnap you
Whats the harm
You have no rights as a white person to not be victimized by non-whites, after all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm0FQMo85GM

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>>42586534

>Based purple aki feels your gain progresses and gets you to work on your squat form
>"Should be locked up"

>Rippletits kidnaps teens, feeds them milk and forces them to squat till T-rex mode
>"""Hero"""""


Hmmm

HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42586091
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>On Sunday, 15 June 1986, a 16-year-old from Birkenhead named Gary Kelly[9] was electrocuted at New Brighton railway station, allegedly whilst running away from Arobieke. Arobieke was convicted of manslaughter, but successfully appealed against the conviction[10][11] on the grounds that he had not acted unlawfully by "standing on the platform and looking into trains".[12] In addition, Arobieke was reportedly awarded £35,000 compensation due to alleged racial overtones in the prosecution case.

Life in a marxist run hellhole like the UK
They are poor
They have the worst healthcare in the developed world
Shitskins can murder whites then GET PAID for it

>As an adult he worked in several jobs, including as a cleaner in the Mersey Tunnels and a messenger for Liverpool City Council.
Just work government jobs as a shitskin
Some black bastard prowling around white cities harassing/assaulting people, threatening to kill people, living on the gibs....

This is our modern world in a nutshell

>>42586509
You will hang.

whats him being black go to do with anything?
he doesn't just feel up white people, black lads get squeezed too. he's an equal opportunity offender.

>>42586091
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42586658
"Why have a country"
"Why have a government who isn't actively oppressing us"

>>42586658
>whats him being black go to do with anything?
Him being black is the reason why people don't blame him for his crimes.
If some 6'5 white guy would walk around touching young boys and chasing a black boy to death there would be riots in the street.
When it's a black guy people suddenly defend him and tell us that he's just a misunderstood gentle soul.

>>42586699
And they will willfully ignore everything that contradicts that fantasy

>>42586699
>don't blame him for his crimes.
He got jailed. He gets rampant abuse in the street.
At the end of the day, he doesn't actually physically force people to do anything. So there isn't much the police can do.

>>42586091
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42586737
>He got jailed.
>Arobieke was convicted of manslaughter, but successfully appealed against the conviction on the grounds that he had not acted unlawfully by "standing on the platform and looking into trains".In addition, Arobieke was reportedly awarded £35,000 compensation due to alleged racial overtones in the prosecution case.
He never got jailed for hunting the kid to death.
State funded TV made a documentary painting him in a positive light.
People in the comments blame white people for being racist towards him.
Stop trying to defend a pedo.

>>42586091
>HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42586091
How many squats do you want me to do Aki?

>>42586473
Didn't he also get compensation because of "racial profiling" during that manslaughter trail and got £35,000?

>>42586091
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42586091
How many squats do you want me to do, Aki?

>>42586737
>So there isn't much the police can do.
This is just the usual excuse when they don't want to do anything, because they are leftists who think black life long criminals should never be punished

>>42586091
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42586520
>fake news
Except he has never been charged or accused of it. He always does his weird ass bicep feel, firemen squat, muscle measure, and at worst has been reported to ask them to show them what's under their shirt.

>>42582166
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akinwale_Arobieke
Why not do porn or something?

>>42582166
this guy actually slapped me on my ass as i was walking through town with my girlfriend about 9 years ago

>>42582166
I get more looks apparently. I was at the grocery store with the gf and she noticed some angry bitch in the check-out line mean mugging me.

>>42589028
Nice. He's clearly mentally unsound, doesn't the NHS have a cuckoo house to throw him in?

>>42582166
> work in hospital
> Older male coworkers keep grabbing my biceps and patting shoulders too long after asking me for help lifting or transferring patients from stretcher to bed
> Older female coworkers keep calling me honey and stud in convo
> married female nurse manager is hitting on me and inviting me out for drinks
> nobody warned me tren would do this to me

>>42582166
No, but I've noticed people are making me open pickle jars a lot more often now.

>>42586790

>State funded TV made a documentary painting him in a positive light.

>interview with someone harassed by aki
>interview with the deceased widow blaming aki entirely
>interview with someone so fearful of him they moved across the country after aki threatened them with a gun and was jailed for 2 years for it
>narrator points out how it's ironic that someone who is known for harassment sends a letter asking not to be harassed
>deceased's daughter speaking negatively of Aki
>despite all this, the narrator asking one question means he is in a positive light

c o g n i t i v e d i s s o n a n c e

>>42586091
>HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42586473
back to /pol/

>>42586091
"HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?"

>>42586091
"HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?"

>>42589808
back to the fucking gas chambers

>>42586790
>>Arobiekewas reportedly awarded £35,000 compensation due to alleged racial overtones in the prosecution case.

Why is america so shit?

>>42582223
>he hangs around st helens town centre
Well no wonder with all those big rugby players about.

>>42586566
>muh white privilege

>>42586091
>HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>>42582223
>>42582258
>>42582692
>>42586103
>>42586527
I grew up in St Helens, went to school in Merseyside
We were convinced growing up that it was a weird story, maybe to get us to be more aware of how strangers could begin to groom us or something?
It was funny but also a bit unnerving when we found out it was all completely true...

Can I still get muscles if I'm 23?

>>42586091
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

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>>42586491
Don't fucking bully me cunt

>>42586091
HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

>All these people scared of Purple Aki™

>>42586091
>HOW MANY SQUATS DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, AKI?

It fucking blew my mind when I found out Aki was real

>>42591984
I thought he was a /fit/ boogey man

>>42586507

Better, and definitely the father figure /fit/ needs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FT2G5ABeFY

>>42586091
How many squats do you want me to do aki?

>>42586473
Kill yourself /pol/

>>42589881
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

>>42589881
>compensation is in euros
>thinks he's from America

>>42593426
>The monetary value is quite clearly written with a Pound Sterling sign
>Thinks it's in Euros.

>>42585481
>germany
>polo
>tight
Sort yourself out

>>42589881
>£35,000
>£
>america

I'm will to bet $ that you're from America.