>he thinks muscles will get him a gf

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>caring what overweight lifelosers have to say about your body on social media
>making it
pick one anon

Because they're framelets

Underaged girls like the ones in your pic like otter mode.
If that's the demographic you're aiming for then okay

Yeah a handful of fat ugly bitches spouting sour grapes or females virtue signaling definitely means women find and unattractive now.

>>42582018
They're just virtue signalling. They're trying to take the higher ground by insulating they are better than that. In reality they'd fuck those guys.

>>42582018
Is this steroids?
If not how long would it take to get to this stage from skinny fat and how would you go about it?

>>42582018
>body shaming is OK if i agree

vry tim

but I want a bf not a gf

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>tfw stop lifting for a gf but for my waifu instead

Eat shit OP

>>42582018
>Caring about what Gloria Chopchopchop Brunnsaurus says
You're not gonna make it like that breh

>>42582381
> Caring what any kind of saurus thinks of your body..

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>>42582045
>is this steroids

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>>42582018
>go to doctors today
>5'11.3/4"

JUST.
lifting is the only way to compensate for my manlet status.

>>42582018
These girls just say shit like this because they know those guys are way out of their league. They can't handle the idea of not being good enough for them so they try to invent fake flaws.

>tfw after a long relationship that was doomed for failure she ends up with a downgrade manlet skelly.

>>42582018
This is the female equivalent of elbows too pointy

>>42582018

>plus there to old

>>42582018

I don't know if someone else has the image but there was one like this one (with two muscled guys and a fat one) and a girl commented "women don't like perfect bodies like this". Women tend to communicate differently.

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>>42582550

>>42582584
dad bod wins again

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>>42582468
This.
It's just femal incels venting.

>>42582045
Lol no. Those guys are lean but are DYELs pretty much.

>>42582598
>has literally never won

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>>42582018
>literally "average girl" copypasta girl, basic white girl from south carolina name, looks like a man without makeup, etc
>fat even though her thumbnail is for ants
>wanna-be honorary white girl outcast asian that can't even use the right "they're" or spell steroids correctly
>an actual fat pre-pubescent girl
>quatro? 11? whatever
>fucking gloria chopchopchopyouup brunnasauraus - from thumbnail alone; looks like andy milonakis, has harley quinn hair dye, has cat ear headphones, problem glasses
>T R I S S A N Y - once again, thumbnail alone; visible doublechin, bleached hair, looks like am denny :)

these two fucks are literally so far in grade above this trundle of mid-southern US swine that they don't even register on the same scale, if life was an MMO and these bovine thots attacked these dudes, it wouldn't even register as a number, it would just say "immune"

>>42582584

Cheers that's the one.

>check pictures
>fat bitches
every time you see people react like this to a good looking man or woman it is obvious insecurity talking and it's sad

>>42582425
>182cm/5.97ft
It could be worse but why the FUCK did I stop growing 8mm shy of 6 feet. It's not fair lads.

>>42582622
I've been laid by 20+ chicks as a skinnyfat, and 0 chicks as a fit guy.

>>42582018
> he thinks shitposting doesn't make him a loser

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>>42582623
>if life was an MMO and these bovine thots attacked these dudes, it wouldn't even register as a number, it would just say "immune"

i loled way too hard

>>42582584
that one's gotta be fake, fat bitches

>>42582644
Forget scientific studies. This anon has just proved science to be incorrect.

>>42582584
they say this, and yet if dad bod approached them they would call him a creep and post on social media about nearly being raped, whereas they would give their number to the other two

they are purely virtue signalling in this pic

>>42582623
My man.

Life is just a big MMO. Get your grind on.

>>42582642
Ik. I mean we're still ~78th percentile, so we're good, right?

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>>42582584
round 2

>high contrast filter + that head angle = fatty; shitty trashy hispanic name confirms
>shan nan fuckin iggins - judging by the ginger troll in the left side of the thumbnail, this is a closed case
>a literal faggot? a nu-male proxying through this fat loser to protect himself mentally from realizing he's on the other end of the spectrum of "fit" and just is scrawny?
>actually wearing a fucking fedora, look's like a female Q from impractical jokers
>middle aged gas station witches that smell like dip, "steph" is the ringer here
>same thing as my boy jeroen up there - looks like shit, so he uses the fat dude as a form of mental gymnastics to validate himself
>"pretty boys" + his fucking crypt keeper of a rodeo wife = "that fat dude with the goatee you see doing 3x1 sets with 3 plate, quarter ROM"

another please, i do this for my own autistic pleasure

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>>42582584
This triggers me so bad. Fucking wenches.

Why is being built conflated with being a cunt ?

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>>42582018
>TFW English isn't your first language
>TFW your grammar and spelling is superb compared to natives

Seriously how fucking stupid do you have to be to not know the difference between their, they're, there...

Fuck HOW CAN PEOPLE BE THIS DUMB

Anyone got that image of the fat cat ladies on Facebook talking about some cute Asian athlete and saying she's not beautiful?

>>42582018
Those fucking fat faces

>>42582584
>being fat cringe fedora wearer and lying to yourself so much in single comment
doesn't even trigger me, they are lesser human beings

>>42582606
Keep telling yourself that

>>42582673
this

>>42582018
Nah but it'll give me the confidence to do that and help feed my steadily growing ego.

>>42582747
Most people learn their first language by listening and speaking, not reading. Also, English is a dumb language.

>>42582584
>White girls

>>42582734
>Why is being built conflated with being a cunt
so is being good looking. my appearance is in dissonance with my neckbeard personality. literally didn't ask for this.

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It's pure virtue signalling and/or rage over being rejected.

>work with mostly females in a hotel
>woman in the office asks if I found girls who work out attractive
>tell her it depends, but in general yeah
>she gets pissed off
>starts talking about how they're not feminine, on steroids, etc

Keep in mind this woman just had a bastard kid with with a janitor who I fired for coming into work high and is almost 30 but still lives with her parents.

>>42583365
lmao she wants you to like her so badly, eventhough she's not entitled to shit

>>42583365
Women become really bitter when someone is out of their league. They've been fed this lie that they're all princesses by everyone since they were babies and when somebody rejects them or is better than them they literally can't cope.

they are all about 12 years old retard baiting faggot

>>42583419
Yeah I know.

I went out to lunch with her one time and probably would have smashed, but I try not to date inside the workplace. It just leads to drama. Later I found out she was a giant ho-bag.

Her boss tried to push me towards her too, but that's another story.

>>42582018

Left is good

Right is weird as fuck looking

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>>42582623
>if life was an MMO and these bovine thots attacked these dudes, it wouldn't even register as a number, it would just say "immune"

>>42582642
Just wear boots faggot

>>42582018
The only reason women would post comments like that is because they know they'll never get a man who looks like that.
Most women are dumb whores who don't think everyone can see what they're doing.

>>42582879
>namefagging
>Anno Domini 2017

>>42582018
The sad part is that you think people thinks this.
Nobody unless they are fucking retarded thinks muscles will give them gfs.

It brings about a whole lot of other healty benefits that will make you more attractive.
It's not the physical result that matters, grow up :)

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>>42584253
> :)
Ma'am, this is a men's only board, please take you r uninformed and irrelevant opinions and return to >>>/ck/

>>42584301
You really fucked up that greentext

>>42584313
I used greentext on the only part that mattered, which was the smiley face. Only women and homosexuals use smiley faces when they're trying to "prove their point".

So are you a woman or a faggot, because only one is socially acceptable here on /fit/.

>>42584335
So sad :)

>>42582018
Well it depends... Do woman not look for healthy fit men? Or do they only care about the inside like they do...?

Yeah no they are pissed they couldn't land these guys but think they deserve it...

Who cares about that 5% of women that are turned off by muscles.

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>>42584355
ayy bb lemme get at that taco if you namsayin ayy

>>42584186
That is a trip, summerfag

>>42582584
Women are on par with retarded children.

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Girls want a guy who is going to make her his priority. If I'm in the gym 5 days per week and focused on bettering myself physically, mentally, and financially, I'm going to put our relationship last.

>>42582584
The guy in this pic may be more fun to be around but girls would definitely fuck the other two over the marshmallow.

>>42582018
Lets see

Fatty
Autistic selfie girl
Subhuman
Fatty
Special snowflake not like all the other girls girl
Fatty
Fatty

Yep, those are the people those guys in the picture care about.

IF YOU ARE LIFTING WEIGHTS TO GET A GIRLFRIEND THEN YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED

skinny guys get girlfriends all the time.
ugly people get girlfriends.

its about your PERSONALITY.

lifting cant fix that.

lift for yourself. lift for strength and health.
lifting for women DOES NOT WORK

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>Gloria Chopchopchopyouup Brunnasaurus

>>42584453
Lifting can help your personality.
You socialize more, working towards and reaching goals, helps your mood etc.

Other than that you are right.

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>>42582821
Gotcha

>>42584529
>She has weird lips

Holy shit, I hope she did some stretches before doing that much reaching.

>>42584529

Where can I find more failures like this that makes me think more highly of myself?

>>42584453
And also, I noticed that when I started lifting, I started for myself, and almost every girl I've met was just more on my side when they realized I don't put much emphasis on my sportive lifestyle. They can feel why you do things, it's like a 6th sense or some shit and they keep thinking about the tiniest of stuff they have a hunch for things like this. My problem was I got with a girlfriend and eventually I started lifting for her, I forgot about bettering myself and my life just went downhill and she "felt something changed" and I decided it's not gonna work anymore. Kinda depressed I broke up with her 4 days ago but donnow how tf to feel about it. I feel good/bad/confused/relieved/sleepy all at the same time I'm already regretting leaving her.

>>42584399
>implying going to the gym isn't going to benifit her
>aesthetic, for her enjoyment
>power and stamina, for her enjoyment

>>42582018
>Every single one of them is ugly
Nothing of value was lost.

>>42584529
>Old roasties insecure about men finding young women cute
Why do women feel the need to put other people down all the time? Why can't they just be happy for other people?

>>42584529
T-they hatin on Sabina! Ill murder them all. I know my path now.

>>42582041
This. They are more or less trying to say "IM NOT A SLUT PLEASE NOTICE HOW UNSHALLOW I AM, IM NOT IMPRESSED AND YOUD BETTER BELIEVE ME SINCE I AM A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT WITH A BAD PERSONALITY AND DONT WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW."

>>42584658
how the fuck would it benefit her besides my increased ability to rail her poon?

>>42582018
>>42582584
>>42583365
>>42584529

/fit/ pls stahp, you're making me hate females. I already have trouble finding somebody ;_;

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>>42584745
man the fuck up and choose to be gay

>>42584745
I'm sorry anon, but women are dumb. I'm not saying you should start fucking men or anything, but you need to realize that most women are just flat out stupid and make bad decisions. It's fun to take advantage of that by getting them to fuck you, but I wouldn't advise falling for the trap.

Good luck anon, it sounds like you'll need it.

>>42582734
projection
they think they're noble and have amazing personalites because/so they're fat and out of shape, while fit people are the opposite

>>42584529
I'm gay and even I find her cute.

>>42582642
You're taller than you think but you're fucking stupid so I won't tell you how you're miscalculating

>>42584380
why aren't you in the sweatshop making my gym shorts

>>42582584
wtf I'm gay now

>>42583279
Ok brainlet

>>42584186
You don't visit /fraud/ that often do you? Half the posters there are namefags.

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>>42582584
>You can't be fit and, fun, smart, funny.
>>42584529
>looms like the typical oriental girl

Yeah perfect in evert way.

>>42582018

I like this picture as I know the back story:

This is when A&F opened up a flagship store in HK. They flew in 100 guys to do promo for a week. I was working in Dragon I at the time, and all the girls were raving about the hot Abercrombie models all the time.

Remember kids theres a difference about a woman says she wants and what she wants.

>>42585327
i hate these type of promos though

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>>42584453
>it's about le personality
Left guy has personality. Right guy has autism. Which one is seen as "creepy"? Which one will get the girls' numrs without even talking to them?

Wow ugly women can't cope with attractive men what else is new

>>42584745
If you want a quick fuck, then women are what you're looking for. If you hope for a meaningful relationship with emotional depth, loyalty and unconditional love, then I have to tell you: You are chasing a fantasy which will never become reality.

>>42582018
>fat
>slut
>spic
>obese
>potato face
>tranny
>slut

Who cares what these people have to think?

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>Have two friends with 8/10 GFs
>Neither exercise or lift
>Be me
>Workout and lift 4 times a week and follow strict diet
>Get nothing
>MFW

Literally JUST.

>>42585571
Having a good body is a multiplier on your normal chances for a boy/girlfriend.

This is why having a good personality / sense of humor / being socially active helps a lot, and why you see dyel's with cute girls.

>>42582018
OP, you know - they have a point!

Those protruding abs looks so unnatural - you can obviously tell their training split has them doing abs every single training day as accessories to their other body parts. back-abs, chest-abs, bicep-abs.

Fucking bro tier monkeys

>>42582018
>Handpicked a bunch of underage, out of league girls from the comment section to make us feel bad
>failing this hard to drop my self esteem.

>>42582041
So those ripped dudes are the equivalent of fat chicks that desperate guys fuck on the low
?

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>>42582623
>trundle of mid-southern US swine

I actually think there is a grain of truth to this. Women want a guy who's obsessed with them rather than himself.

>>42582623

>if life was an MMO and these bovine thots attacked these dudes, it wouldn't even register as a number, it would just say "immune"

maximum kekking

>>42584745
Just realise that your female counterparts on tumblr are having the same retarded conversations about hating men based on ancient cherry picked Facebook posts - then go outside and get laid.

>>42585571
Some guys like fat girls, some guys like thin girls and some guys like muscular girls. Same goes for women, deal with it

Notice how each of those women are either fat or below average looking. It's classic Sour Grapes, they know they'll never get a man like that so they lie and say that it's "gross".

Same reason average looking chicks will say they want a guy with a "dad bod" but then cheat on dad bod with chad who's a sikkunt.

>>42584591
The mirror

>>42582018
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes

>>42586667
what a fail at banter, go home summer.

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>>42586516
yes, of course. women want the security and safety of knowing their partner is wrapped around their finger. it's closure

how would you feel if your girlfriend was 10/10 walking around in skimpy clothes - the equivalent of a well fitted tshirt on a guy who clearly lifts? you'd likely just dump her out of insecurity

that being said, they will still be more attracted to the guy with a nice physique, it's biology

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>>42586850
Damn, the girl in white looks EXACTLY like my ex. Big fucking rat face nose too.

>>42584529
theyre right tho, chinks are 1/10

>>42586850
that lanklet in the back though

>>42584632
Whole purpose of relationship for a woman is to try and make a man submit, then go off and fuck other dudes on the side looking for her next targer to test.

>>42582584
They are virtue signaling, nothing to see here

It's a bunch of teenage girls agreeing with their ringleader. If one of them had said "I don't know I think it's hot" they'd all call her a slut behind her back.

>>42582018
blatant virtue signalling aside,

I think bodies like this do look like shit. brb weak ass back, no arms, no shoulders. It somehow manages to look incredibly weak while making the occupant look vain at the same time.

It has to be the product of doing nothing but smith machine bench press and crunches for 1-2 years

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>>42582018
They're all fat fucks looking for a way to reassure themselves that their laziness is somehow equivalent to hard work and discipline. Why do we keep having these threads?

>>42582018
Those sluts would lick every one of those abs and enjoy it.

>notices every chick in the picture is either ugly or fat
Hmmm I wonder why they're turned off by attractive men

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>>42584529
Literally nothing wrong with this. Tatyana is objectively superior.

>>42583365
>firing a janitor for being high
>being a moralfag about weed
If I was a janitor and my job was as repetitive and meaningless I'd do it too

>>42586048
No.

>>42584529
Middle aged women are the worst.

>>42582673
Just like all the girls who want "nice guys", or who "care about depression" (bell let's talk etc, "I'mposting this status to show there's someone who cares for you" etc)

>>42586850
I don't get this webm, is she laughing at the normies???

>>42582488
Did she cheat on you with him too? That's the type of feel that doesn't go away easily

>>42582076
You gay nigga?

>>42582584
Women today are intimidated by masculine guys. If course they don't wanna handle it

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>>42584769
What about traps?

>>42582584
Look at the profile pictures. Most of those women have dadbod husbands

What does it mean ?

>>42587104
What's wrong with actually loving your partner to them? She used to tell mr hkw perfect I am and how much she will always be with me no matter what. When I actually needed someone because she rekt my life she "felt something changed". I went fueled with anger to the gym and sat some prs tho so that's good at least..

They're obviously facelets.

They're all ugly, only fat and unattractive women find muscular, athletic bodies ugly.

>>42582623
I just wanted to thank you for the kek

>>42582747
It amazes me too. I once came across a meme image with all the most common grammar mistakes in English language and it burned into my brain forever. It was made in extreme manner, with insults and colorful wall of text, i wish i still had it.

>>42582045
>steroid_phone.jpeg
Yes, this is steroid

>giving fat insecure bitches comments on jewbook attention even though it doesn't represent what all females think and they don't know what they want
/fit/ is such a r*ddit tier faggot board. sage. dont know why i even lurk this retarded board once every 8 months. fucking dyel cucks

>/fit/ still believes women are human
>they still undertake the holy act of lifting in hopes a wench would indulge in copulation with them
This is exactly why you are wrong and will never make it.(no, zyzz was wrong, fucking drugged up sluts at raves isn't making it. You don't need to lift for that)

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>>42583365

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>>42582018
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>42582584
>all that projection when the two fit guys also have enough of a sense of humor to take the picture with the dadbod guy

>>42589485
man I haven't seen this in ages thanks for posting

>>42584453
>having a gf
>not having a harem of breeders
How beta can you get?

>>42585420
If the right guy had autism he wouldnt look like that.

>>42586987
She is from Kasakhstan, mate.

>>42582018
>none of them can into grammar or spelling
God is dead.

Fat roasties hating in what they can't have.

>>42582584
KEK /fit/ BTFO

>>42590978
fuck off summerfag

>>42589802
true this

>>42585420
you're the only one with autism here

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>>42582018
>those profile pictures

if those are the types of girls turned off by those bodies then I think I'll be alright

>>42582584
>fox and grapes.jpg

My (not so pretty) female friend who was lusting after some handsome friend of hers for a while but got refused (he started dating some other girl), is exactly like this. We always talked about GoT and she used to say how handsome John Snow is all the time.. but now she's talking about how Samwell is so much better and such a good guy and she'd be way happier with him drawing the analogy to her own life saying she should just find a reliable good guy instead of lust after some guy that 'just' looks good.

Its just that they realise what league they're in so they convince themselves through mental gymnastics that whatever they would never be able to get is not what they want, in fact they think they're much better off dating an ugly fat pale guy than some handsome stud.

>>42582018
>>42582584
>>42584529
>insecure middle-age women
Fuck them.
Old fat saggy body but still mind of the 18 years old whore.

>>42582018
Those are like middle schoolers or some shit. They like twinks in skinny jeans.

>>42589485
sashiburi da ne...omaewa mou shindeiru. Daijoubu dayo..personal ja nai

>>42582041
>insulating
Nigger what?!

>>42584453
Except lifting can help your personality. Confidence is a personality trait moron and becoming fit or at least decent looking can be a huge boost in that regard.

>>42584529
Literally all of the bitches posting are ugly af. Jealousy is pretty damn obvious. Hurr durr real women have curveeeees

>>42591070
Girls are programmed from day 1 to think they deserve anything they want. We've failed as a civilization.

>>42591053
Is that fucking supermang. What ever happened to that mongoloid?

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>>42589485
Isn't this copypasta from like 2008 or something?

>>42589485
This makes me feel old

>go to friend's wedding
>ex is there with her fiance
>she looks good
>feel like shit

Why am i so obsessed with a woman that I fucking dumped 4 times, over 3 years after dumping her for the last time?

Do I have a fucking mental illness?

I fucking ended it with her. Every time. Why do I care about her so much still?

I think that I believe that I was the one in the wrong, with how I was acting, but logically I know that we just weren't good together.

She was also my first (and so far only) real girlfriend, and despite all the breaks we had, our relationship lasted like a year each time.

>>42582018
Look at all the fat birches trying to bring a bro down...

>>42584453
It's all about facial aesthetics. Guess what, working out will decrease your bf% and slim out your face. Sure, some fatties get a mate, but some fatties have good looking faces where the fat hasn't migrated to yet.

>>42582018
That body shaming. I thought women were supposed to be tolerant

>>42582598
Not even a dad bod. Just fat

>>42591569
>I thought women were supposed to be tolerant
Where did you get that idea?

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>>42589485
Fuuuuuu forgot about this one. Well played.

>>42584736
You just answered your own question.

>>42589485
You are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on 4chan and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on 4chan when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to 4chan that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.

PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.

>>42582018
>they have boobies
tfw girls keep saying that pecs look like tits

>>42582025
/thread

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>>42591749

>>42582747
Because English has to be understood through thorough thought though.
Ham planets aren't capable of higher understanding.

>>42586904
my condolences. good thing you got rid of her

>>42591015
kekd

>>42591749
autism over 9000

>>42583365
This. Basicly its just simple insecurity.

>>42582018
>>42582584
#feminism#stopbodyshaming#healthyateverysize#somebodyfuckmealready;_;

>>42589003
traps are gay as shit

>>42586904
The fact that you dated her says a lot about you

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>>42591749
I'm sorry m8, but i'm afraid your autism is terminal
you have 3 days to live

>>42582018
>implying people actually mean what they say in social media
>>42582076
this

>>42589003
traps aren't gay

>>42592341
It's gay to not want to fuck traps

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People will always try to put down things they cannot achieve. Bucket of crabs, sour grapes, it´s the nature of petty people.

With the phenomenon of SJW´s and the culture of "Everything bad/mediocre is GREAT" you shouldnt be suprised to see people like this doing some virtuesignaling. Putting "oh thats wayyy to much" as a comment on someone´s acievement is now just as normal as people commenting how cute cats are.

Welcome to the first step of communism - dragging the top down.

>>42591749
I didnt know about this pasta.

>>42587648
Yesu

>>42587648
>Teehhee we are all dressed for the club but we had to drop in for something to mix the vodkaaaa
>Omg is like everyone looking at us teheheh
>Mhh girl my lipstick is on my teeth they are surely aaaaalll starting at me LOL
>LOLL GURRLLL
>*uploads 4 groupselfies*

They are laughing at the WIIIIILLLLDD GUURLL situation that they ended up in the supermarket wearing their slut uniforms, not at the normies

>>42582018
Just tell them that you are interested in real women who know how a man looks like if you want to stir shit up.

Apart from that who gives a fuck. I'm skinnymode now, but I couldn't give less of a fuck. I can understand all kinds of people. Plus I know a lot of big and slow guys with shit cardio.

If someone can't respect and accept me if my body changes despite the fact that I try to be healthy then she shouldn't be my long term partner. Simple minds attract simple minds, complex ones attract other complex minds.

You can have an accident and slightly become fat, that shouldn't be the center of your relationship. You need to find someone who likes you for you. Yes, this means your abs too and if your muscles are so important then find someone who also likes muscles. So yeah, muscles gives you girls who like muscles. Shit... it's like money gives you girls who love money. If you catch my drift.

Lifting for GF and other shit for this very reason are all insecurities. You don't lift for anyone, but yourself. You find people who like you, you don't make them like you, because that's insecurity.

Also, it's facebook. Don't give a shit and move on.

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>>42582623

>>42582018
fucking steirods man

>>42589485
Fine wine right there mang.
Don't make them like they used too

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>>42589485

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>>42591749
Anon I...

>>42595094
>My name is Water, and I hydrate every single one of you
my sides

Muscles just got me a QT twink BF, so maybe change your standards?

>>42582018
I would have popped into that convo and said those guys probably are on gear and asked them if they thought I was on gear and gave them a link to my facebook

Will have a tasteful themed seminude with an obvious semi.

Will also keep an eye on the number of visitors to my page.

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>>42591749

>>42591523
You sad motherfucker. Instead of using that as a fuel to better yourself, you're whining like a woman. Did she also take your testosterone with her ? You're a man. Be the man you want her to see, to be jealous of. Make her regret everything just like you are doing now. Become her ideal fantasy. Make it so she contemplates suicide just because she can't have you. Be her god. But don't cuck her fiance. Become the man you wanted to be, even if it's not for her anymore. Be strong, you can even drink tonight anon nobody will judge.

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>>42582623

>>42582025
this

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>>42591749
holy shit this is embarrassing

>>42585290
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want her

>>42591749
kek @ people replying to you not knowing that this is actually a pasta itself. What fucking newfags.

I'm so sick of women
>be hanging out with girl a bit
>Invite her over one night to a little party I'm having
>While drunk we hold hands and stuff
>Fall asleep on the floor and wake up in the middle of the night and go on my bed and cuddle and sleep
>Next day after she leaves she sends me a heart emoji, asks me if we can get food later
>Doesn't mention anything about what happened
>Try and get her to hang later the next day and she says she'll let me know, never does but still talks to me just never mentions hanging out
>Ask her out in person
>Ask her if we're still down for tonight
>"idk I'm really tired"
FUCKING why, why? Why do these things happen to me? Why the fuck did we spend so much time together this past week, literally in each others arms, my hand on her boobs, just for this to happen

>>42597526
mutual friend told her you are autistic

>>42597526
This is as good as broscience, but women don't want to commit to shit unless their baby maker is screaming that they need to get married. If you directly ask her out that would make you guys a "thing" which would mean progress on your relationship and she would have to commit to being "together". But of course she doesn't want a boyfriend right now. So you should frame things right. Instead of "Do you want to go out tonight to [x]" you should "I want to checkout [x], wanna come?" or instead of "Want to get dinner tonight", you should "I'm feeling kind of hungry, want to get some food.". This isn't a guide for every girl, but for girls that are kind of aloof when it comes to planning shit. They flake on "dates" a lot, but tend to do shit spontaneously.

>those comments
>three different girls say that "They're too XYZ..."
>all three use the wrong there/their/they're
This is the thing that pisses me off the most.

DAY OF THE DICTIONARY WHEN?

>>42597571
Her best friend hung out with us once and came to the party and the girl told me later "My friend likes you, which is good because she is usually hard to get liked by"

>>42582018

>Look at profile pics
>All ugly and fat

Opinions discarded

>>42591749
this isn't memeing it's fucking poetry