He's probably brain dead huh

>>42578607
he's going to live. but his body will whither away and will be left as a disfigured synthol mess

>>42578607
why would he be brain dead?

>>42578615

It must have been several minutes at least before the EMTs got the respirator on him. This exact thing happened to my uncle. He ended up living, but was a vegetable.

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>>42578615
>people actually believe his arms are synthol
Literally cannot make this shit up

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How quickly will the goblin steal your gains while in a coma?

They aren't going to be giving him a daily dose of 60g protein and 150g carbs every 3 hours through his veins.

>>42578682
I would image pretty quickly since theres no way hes getting enough macros to maintain his size

>>42578682
>Daily dose
>Every three hours


Why couldn't they give him ample macro nutrients? He's a celebrity whose claim to fame is being a body builder and he can certainly pay for it.

>>42578700
Want to see how he turns out after the whole ordeal, especially since he cant inject so on top of him not getting his required macros his test levels would also be low.

>>42578708

You think the doctors give a fuck about your muscles? they will do what is required to keep you alive.

>>42578607
no but if they are slacking on his roid cycle he is going to be fucked up for life

>>42578716
Hes going to be lacking real muscle so that and him having huge pmma injections, he's gonna be looking weird af

>>42578670
You're right. It's allmost all collagen and plastic.
There's some synthol, but that's just there to make it look like less of a mess.

Still no news about his state? Still in coma?

Those are the eyes of mental illness.

>>42578828
He's brain dead and in a coma he'll never wake up from.

He'll probably die from organ failure long before they pull the plug though. I mean...dude was a 90's era bodybuilder who didn't stop using till a few years ago.
Dude is probably completely impotent and shooting blanks.

>>42578796
I can't tell if this is bait or not but for safe measure you're an idiot

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>>42579202
Don't be so motherfucking stupid.
Look at the OPs pic.
That shit isn't fucking natural.

>>42579168
He's still using they found 20 vials of test in his house

>>42579254
That's his TRT supply. But there is a good chance that he still sells test as well.

Stay natty, folks.

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>>42578607
better dead than being gay

>>42579292
Scoob's a turd burglar?

>>42578620
being in a coma for an extended period of time causes brain damage, I believe.

>>42579301
lol

>>42579292
at least he's married, can't say he's a degenerate

>>42579301
...you couldn't tell?

>>42579318
He got fucking divorced.

>>42579229
Yeah no shit, he does more gear for breakfast than your entire endocrine system produces in a week.

Do you think the hospital staff knows he needs a lot of protein in his blood? Srs

>>42579338
...
k

>>42579359
Post cock, faggot

>>42578716
>You think the doctors give a fuck about your muscles?
Its a Private doctor in America

>>42579202
he's admitted to having oil injections in past videos faggot

>>42579415
Sure it is, son.

>>42579433
>>42579229
Of course, he's even admitted to using Synthol in the past. None of that belays the fact that that was the most retarded statement I've ever heard

That, or particularly good trolling

>>42579301
No homo

you exist in the timeline where piano man and zyzz are dead or near dead and jason blaha and mark lobliner continue to live

It actually does sound reasonable that he is pretty much brain dead. His girlfriend can say that he is alive as much as she wants, but alive is not the same as conscious.

>>42579699
It was a certainty it would happen. Did he have a death wish?

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>>42578607
>Gotta kill the brain cells so they rebuild stronger, right babe?

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>>42578607
>>42578615
>>42578682
>>42578700
>>42578708
>>42578716
>>42578746
>>42578749

Piano takes all his routines to the EXTREME. Everyone thinks he's in a coma because of an OD.

WRONG.

This is just his EXTREME way of doing a cut. The weight is literally going to MELT off his body!

>>42579699
they said the same kind of stuff when michael schumaker had his skiing accident. 5 years later and hes still in a vegetative state

really doesnt look good for the piano if he was out for that long

>>42580387
>michael schumacher

man, these feels

poor guy. should've just let him die and allow him to join the pantheon of gods and legends. not... this.

hope pianoman recovers but yeah, same sad fate I fear

>>42580592
It's pretty surreal, one day I'm living along with rich "grand motherfucking piano" piano, watching him inject, listening to his advice, and the next he's just gone.

>>42579254
That's just for special occasions.like a wine guy having his favourites stashed away for special occasions

>>42579229
fuck women ,even hotties do that lipshit all the time now. It always looks like dogshit

>>42579328
beard or current guy? He's all spazzy af and really turned up the fag voice since he came out. Muh stalker ,had to move bc he's stalking me. If you're a monster dude living with an ex-marine,both of wqhich shoot guns and probably own,why the fuck would you be scared of some autismo maximo. Plus he's a jew with money he can lay down the littigation on that "stalker"
Since he officially came out,his "meetups" and general grooming have becomed more suspicious since he's appealing to the young,or used to do.

>>42579292
Fucking scoobert is gay? What the actual fuck.

>>42580387
Nigga schumacher can walk a few steps by now. Hes slurry to talk byt he knows what year it is and stuff.

>>42581187
Its fake

>>42578615

He won't.

The Doctors have likely already informed all involved to make arrangements.

0nce an induced coma becomes life support it's all ogre.

>>42578796
B8? Hes actually gay dude

>>42581199
No he can't.

>>42581199
source?

>>42580142
This. He's just taking a break from his brain cycle

>>42578607
He always has to overdo everything

>>42580142
8 HOUR BRAINS

WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DESTROY THESE NEURONS

YOU BABYCAKES AINT GOT THE HEART FOR THIS

NOW LETS DO IT

>>42582552
Rich the type of guy to artificially induce seizures to confuse the brain

>>42580347
hahahahahaha

>>42578607
>he actually left humanity behind
Woah

>>42578607
Yesh, but why is he in a coma?

>>42580347
top kek

Sounds eerily reminiscent of all the press reports when Carrie Fisher died. Not a good outlook for Piano man.

>>42581222
>>42581187

how new are you?
the comment may be fake but Scoobs is definitely gay

>>42579312
Only if there was a prolonged period where brain did not get oxygen.

>>42582984
depends on how you overdose... if you take some crazy shit and overheat your brain wont enjoy that

>>42582984
If by prolonged you mean anything greater than three minutes, which is incredibly likely given the amount of time it would take for him to be noticed, EMTs to be called, EMTs to arrive, and EMTs to get him oxygenated again.

Why would you roid at such physique? He had some monstrous fetish?

>>42583015
this is assuming the initial cause for the coma was blood/O2 starvation rather than a seizure

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>>42579292
>tfw you've been unknowingly following the advice of a butt pirate

>>42583173
No homo, tho

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>>42583173
>tfw you havent been unknowingly following the advice of a butt pirate

>>42578607
>He's probably brain dead huh
yes but then they put him in a coma

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>>42579573
>Zyzz, Plitt, Affluent Harpsichord dead
>Jeff Seid still alive

>>42583685
>*teleports behind you*
>nothing personal, dyel

>>42583990

>Board of fit

>All their heroes are dead or in the process of dying

Really Boggles yer noggles

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Any idea on what the next adventure Piana will embark on post coma?

> Slap Box Jason Genova again
> Go natty
> Rebuild Diamond Dogs

>>42584032
>*stabs you with natty cock*

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His doc better put him on supermale vitality stat or he'his body is gunna consume what little real muscle he had left. When he wakes up he'll find his gains are oil.

>>42578708
he'd just get fat then eventually wither away. also the doctors wouldn't feel the need to give him that much, only what is normal for a human to consume.

>>42585518
SS+GOMAD

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you know being a human is truly suffering. We have these weak ass papier-mâché tier bodies that can't handle and real impact. We work out to make ourselves stronger but always pale in comparison to our animal counterparts. I wish I was born an ape desu.

>>42580142
>gotta go comatose to confuse the brain, right babe?

>>42585518
I mean honestly if his cognitive abilities are preserved he's going to be in a semi cachetic state from his time in the coma. He will have been off steroids, no gym, he will be way down on weight and mass. Primed for a new series bulking hard. He stroked out because of drugs, he needs to cut that shit out.

>>42578607
;_; he'd better fucking pull through. He said we were going to get fucking BIG and he sure as hell be around once I make it goddamnit. C'MON RICH LETS GET BIG TOGETHER!

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>>42585357
No... There is another...

>always wanted to be able to backflip
>too much of a pussy to try
>finally decide I just need to go for it
>see picture of this guy literally kill himself by backflip
Nevermind than. I can live without it.

>>42587127
I'm legit going to be depressed when Big Lenny finally goes to the big roidgut in the sky.

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tfw you'll never see a new rich piana vid starting with 'goood fucking mornnning goddamnit'

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>>42587296
Good fucking night goddamnit rip

>>42585518
If he comes out and starts working out again he's probably gonna die. It's more stressful on his body to get back up into the state he was in than to maintain it. Also the fact that majority of people with vices as him they never learn their lesson.

Read about dead bodybuilders they just don't fucking get it.

>>42579301
>>42581187
>>42583173
Who better to get advice on how to get a good-looking body than a gay man?

>>42586547
He just looks redder, no improvement at all. It's just he sat out in the sun one day and maybe popped a bunch of niacin.

>>42586783
It's the tradeoff for our huge brains and penises compared to other primates. We had to take points out of STR and CON to put them into our INT and CHA.

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>>42587127
>>42587242
Lenny will never die.

>>42586792
oh hey i went to the college here
neer thought i'd recognise a location in some random thread

>>42587127
that guys so fucking bronze if i saw him on the street id put a dollar in his hat.

So he's no longer a big guy?

>>42588015
For (you)

If dubs he comes back stronger.
Please kek just this once.

>>42587916
He's just going to find a new host, right brehs?

My guess is he's actually on life support but because he has the money to fund it, they're keeping him on it while arguing over whether to pull the plug or not. Chanel probably trying to keep him on life support because if he dies, there goes her meal ticket and she won't get shit once he is dead and his assets are divied up between family or whatever. I can't imagine she has any right to it seeing they've only been together a short time and are not married. Probably take a few more weeks for the reality of the situation to set in before they pull the plug on him.

>>42588193
No, if dubs, he comes back with a lower IQ than Jason Genoy.

>>42588396
I'd be willing to pay Chanel if I could buy one of his arms or his skin or some other Piano bits.

>>42585518
He's going to start skelly mode and build his way up .

>>42578607
It's sad, but he's fucked.
Being put in an induced coma, is to save the brain from even more damage.
Given it has taken some time before the medics arrived and even more before they got him in the hospital, it's ogre.
The radio silence from his gf and 5% crew is because they don't want to bring out bad news.

>>42588396
This poor channel took all that horrible rich dicking for nothing

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>>42578607
Take my energy Rich.

>>42583015
Wife was supposedly nearby when he collapsed and performed CPR, so he could be alright. But yeah, I'd probably guess he ain't

>>42579318
Anon, you don't understand what degenerate means.
>fucking an animal is wrong
>but if I marry one animal and promise only to fuck it, it's not wrong!
Fucking dudes is degenerate no matter how it's done, sorry breh.

When you're braindead do you get ghost gains?

Is Rich doing reps of haunting scared faggots in their mansions right now?

FUCK guys does is anybody else realizing how sad this shit is like he's never going to be the same again
I'm going to miss you Rich
I really hope he can at least recover

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>>42588441
A third of the Iq. Roll.

if dubs hes on life support but hes brain dead

>>42578607
Good bye piano man

>>42579292
>>42579301
>>42579318
>>42581187
>>42583173
Do you guys think he's a bottom or a top?

Dubs and rich will be more autism than janoy "crybaby" cressnova

>>42589183
Why is it okay to murder and eat an animal but not to have sex with it?

Face it, eating meat is just as degenerate as fucking animals.

>>42590268
Bottom. Have you heard his voice. His vocal cords are damaged due to being forcefully throat fucked. Scooby is the beta

Rich piana has already woken from his coma. He's with his bitch trying to figure out how to spin this so he can sell more of his shitty product.

how sad and pathetic is /fit/ that it celebrates and mocks the possible death of a father who has done nothing wrong with the possible "exception" of having body dysmorphic disorder

>>42578607
>>42578607
What did he do to his face?

>>42590295
i wish you were dead as well as rich but i put the emphasis on wishing you death

>>42578607
How many scoops do we need to sacrifice to bring him back?

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>>42580347
holy shit

>>42579312
You don't get brain damage from being in a coma per se.
You get brain damage from the head injury that gets you in a coma.

>>42578607
>dat perma-Bertstare

>>42587127
go golem go

>>42590283
>GOOD FUCKING MORN DAMN
>I WAS IN COMA
>NOW ONLY 5% MY BRAIN WORK
que 5% theme music

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He would not have overdosed if his addiction were to the prose of Shakespeare and the eludication of Aristotle; for there are fewer stars in the sky than neurons in the mind - an ever expanding horizon existed within him, immune to a dose that could be over done.

>>42591147
Shut the fuck up

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>>42591179

>>42581187
How fucking new are you? Scoobs been a confirmed butt pirate for fucking ever

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>>42581222
No it's not you fucking moron. Him and his husband do live amas together.
Pic related.

>>42583015
His old lady preformed cpr until emts arrived.
>>42583031
The coma was medically induced.

dubs and he dies

>>42588699
That's not the only reason they induce comas and being put into one doesn't mean you're fucked. I've worked in a major hospital before and they're used more often than you would think. As for Piano, he's probably fucked.

>>42578607
(F)

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in half his picture he looks like an unevolved scott hall.

If trips rich piana lives and comes back stronger than ever before

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>>42591147
>He would not have overdosed if his addiction were to the prose of Shakespeare and the eludication of Aristotle; for there are fewer stars in the sky than neurons in the mind - an ever expanding horizon existed within him, immune to a dose that could be over done.

>>42586547
whats he trying to promote lmao

>makes fun of black people
>ends up dead
don't fuck with gods children.
/pol/ is getting btfo also now.

You dumb faggogs realise he's just cycling off consciousness for a few weeks, right? He's been on a pretty heavy consciousness cycle of about 14 hours a day for the past 50 or so years and he's reached a brain gains plateau. By cycling off consciousness he reduces his maintenance calories and makes his bulk more effective.

Fucking DYELs

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How long was he out for before paramedics arrived?

The key to know what Piana's true condition is is knowing when his brain stopped recieving oxygen and when it restarted.

>>42593059
paramedics never arrive anywhere under 10 minutes

By my numbers Rich will wake up. He will be weak. He will be a skeleton. A mutant denied his mass. So begins.... the rebirth of rich piana.

>>42593280
Target time in the UK is 4 minutes. They literally hit that in around 80% of cases

>>42593360
>The Department of Health requires that the ambulance service reaches 75% of category A (life-threatening) calls within eight minutes. If onward transport is required a suitable vehicle should arrive on the scene within 19 minutes.

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>>42593059
7 out of 10 times youre only likely to have serious brain damage!

>>42593335
>Punished Piana

>>42593380
I wasn't far off

>>42579338
Steroids don't make you look like that. Synthol and HGH ABUSE makes you look that freakish.

> Piana man passes out
> Lack of O to the dome begins..
> Chanel knocked out of the way by lumbering force of natty tatty meat
> Administers CPR on Piana Man
> Calls for backup
> 80% chance they arrive in 8 mins

Is he brain damaged? Sadly, I think this is a high probability