Stop the Presses™!
Someone tell me how this man got so exceedingly yoked, right this minute!
I secretly put HGH in my infant son's baby formula in the vain hope he will one day reach this level of inhuman size and perfection!
>>42578487
Now wait just a darned minute! This man should be father of the year!
>>42578445
This!
I've been stabbing steroids into my wife's pregnant belly in the hopes that my child will one day look like this unearthly monster
>>42578054
do we need to do a Stripsearch?