How do I get gud at Tinder?

Act like an ass and uninterested.

Realise that it doesn't matter what the fuck you say it's just a fucking game.

Go and lie on your profile, go and add 3 inches to your height to reach that 5'11, go and edit your photos.

It's a fucking shitshow, go and fuck some bitches mang

>>42574166
Put up 4 pictures
3 serious ones and 1 joking
Pictures with dogs are the best kind of picture, other animals not so much.

Description has to be short and simple. Mine was just "coffee?" and it worked like a charm.

If you get a match, don't care about looking cool or whatever, just start with a joke or something to get a conversation going.

Don't worry about looking like a retard, you're not talking in person, she won't notice you sperg out.

Also, make sure your pictures are somewhat decent. Add an instagram filter if you're not photogenetic, it actually helps.

>>42574192
This

>>42574166
Plastic surgery.

>>42574198
kek, but seriously this

don't bother it's shite

>>42574166
be chad

>>42574192
how do i act uninterested if i have to initiate most of the talking?

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive

>>42574373
Just say "i dont care btw" after everything you say

>>42574408
"hi, i don't care btw"
"nmu, i don't care btw"

i like it. will report back with findings

The only type of girls going on tinder are 1. Desperate, and 2. Fucking self obsessed.

Distinguish between the two and treat each one accordingly

>>42574166
Have a mirror pic with a six pack
Works like a charm

>>42574198
And then when you meet them, they excuse themselves to the bathroom and...

Or if you meet them in your apartment and trick them into sex, you end up on the sexual register.

Tinder was good at first, now its a lets make a profile and see how many likes I get and maybe fuck a chad.

Its rigged, there are like 15 guys competing for 3 girls.

Plus if you live in Europe, its a fucking dating/chat app, only girls I fucked are american or english sluts who are either tourists or come here for an exchange, they are down for straight hook ups unlike local bitches.

>>42574498
>tourists or come here for an exchange
what else could they be after ?

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