You're fit but can you fight off an intruder?

>>42572647
The porn star (thief) is a fucking manlet.
Anyone could take him on

>>42572647
I can jack off an intruder and when he's wiped out I stab him in the neck, with my dick.

>>42572663

He's got a bigger dick than you, cunt.

Probably.

I have a wife and kids.

Unless intruder has a gun and puts a bullet in my head

>>42572681
They use smaller guys and mess with angles to make penises look larger. Girl is probably 5'3" and the dude looks maybe an inch shorter. They expect you to believe he has a 9 inch BBC DONNG in the video, when in reality he only has a 7.5 or 8 inch and is an anomaly for his race.

>>42573034
knowing its a porn she is in 6 inch heels

>>42573034
This is how all western porn is.
Anyone doubting the effect, look at your dig and now imagine your body shrunk to turbomanlet size while your dick didnt. Your dick would look seriously big while being the same size.

>>42573034
>8"
>"only"

The average dick is 5.5"

>>42572681
What does a dick have to do with fighting him off you literal retard?

>>42572647
He looks asian

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Why does that bitch just look like a bleached nigger? Is she a half caste?

>>42572647
sauce?

>>42572647
That's what guns are for.

>>42572681
last time I checked you didn't fight with your dig

>>42573189

Yeah, I think she's like half sandnigger or something. It explains the ugly nose.

Girl with bat is the intruder?...i could tale her

>>42573193
Seconding sauce request

>>42574480
Elsa Jean, BLACKED

http://www.xvideos.com/video22593061/horny_slut_elsa_jean_enjoys_schlong_of_burglar

Here's a partial. I couldn't tell he was black from OP

Yeah I'd fight him off by shooting him lmoa

>>42573069
>...and is an anomaly...
make some reading comprehension gains bruv

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>>42574641

>Enjoys schlong of burglar

>>42574641
>burglar
>couldn't tell he was black
Pffhahaha

>>42574641
and of course he's black
sasuga Elsa

>not-so-thinly veiled BLACKED thread
jeez, there are like over 9000 boards for that. fuck off already

>>42572681
>projecting

> Move to a new apartment 6 months ago
> Bad part of town, but very close to my work
> Gated apartment
> 3 am on a Saturday hear someone fiddling with my front door
> it's only about 5 ft from my bed
> See it open an inch
> Grab the bat next to my bed
> Kids softball bat, but it's metal
> Say "Hey!" and slam the bat into my wood floor
> Hear two guys whisper and then leave
> Slam the door and call the cops
> Girlfriend looking out the window sees them get into an idling car in the lot - they were wearing ski masks
> My lock was completely fucked

Fucking scary. I was up for 2 days straight after that. If my girlfriend was home alone I'm not sure what wouldn't happened.

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>>42573095
if they're half asian half black are they getting BLACKED or YELLOWED?

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>>42573219
>>last time I checked you didn't fight with your dig
>he doesn´t fight with his dick
apply yourself

>>42572647
I'm also /k/

>>42575084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw

>>42572647
the pistol i keep in my night stand loaded with ten federal hst .40 s&w hollow points can :^)

>>42575084
Black is more dominant so BLACKED

>>42572647
>implying muscles are functional in a fight
weapons always win
you can bench 800lbs and get btfo by 3 guys with weapons
stop implying that muscles and strength training make you some type of human weapon

>>42573061
>western
All porn in the west is produced by Semites, a bit incorrect to call it western

>>42575084
>half asian half black

BEE'D

>>42572681
whats he gonna do with it? poke me to death?

>>42572681
Why are you defending a male pornstar lmfao

>>42575263
Indeed. Knives are scary, you get cut, you're fucking dead bro, get gutted, get blutted. It's stupid but then again, only fucking retarded mongoloid psychos bring weapons around unless they live in an area full of fucking retarded mongoloid psychos who also bring weapons around.

Well, did she fight him off?