FPH FPS for all your fethate needs

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>>42570683

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hey /fit/, just because she's 300lbs doesn't mean she can't be a lifeguard!

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>>42571532
stand up to body shaming and let Americans of size into jobs requiring athletic ability! Bring on fat firefighters next!

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As you can see Whitney Thore is working very hard on her weight loss

>>42571532
I'm not certain if I hate the people that wrote the article for plastering photos of the subject all over it when it doesn't account for more than 1

>>42571532
I'd love to see how well she can get up off the ground

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Anybody got the rescue dog jumping through a hoop of fire followed by a close up of a chihuahua?

>>42571532
>competitive swimmer in high school
>24 now

Why does her doing something 6-8 years ago excuse the fact that she let herself become a fat shit?

>>42571563
>fitbit
every time

>>42571532
>>42571543
Getting a lifeguard cert ain't easy. If she can do it while still being so fat, I'm thoroughly impressed

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>>42571629
What's difficult about it?

what're some FPH tv shows? shit like that one where they secretly record the fatties eating then present them with the food (and if you know the name of that one please tell me)

>>42571721
Secret Eaters is what you described, some episodes of 600lb life are good

>>42571563
They should just get her addicted to coke or something it'll either kill her or thin her out.

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>>42571590
This may be one of the worst ones I've seen. I don't want to have to walk an extra 30ft so YOU have to get parked in instead.

>>42571840
She'd just bulk a bit slower, is all.

>>42571563
>Whitney way thore
More like Whitney weighs more

>>42572306
when you steal memes from previous threads

>>42571532
>floats effortlessly
>can be used as a raft
>can fit up to a small family
>can survive for months with only water and a multi

She's literally made for the job.

When high waisted jeans finally go the fuck out of fashion and be banished to the deepest fucking depths of hell to burn in the hottest of fires for all eternity?

>>42572623
high waisted jeans are the most superior jeans, you goddamn heathen

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>be petite skinny fat in the process of becoming a musclebound freak
>work at fast casual restaurant
>Often asked for recommendations by customers
>Landwhale waddles in
>Confused by lack of burgers and fries
>"So... What's good-"
>Fat bags at the corners of her mouth ripple
>The beast is smirking
>"Well, why would I ask you that, you don't eat anything"
>Smile broadly and pretend I didn't hear that
>She orders an 800 cal meal
>Rewards herself for eating her vegetables with a 500 cal brownie
>Diet Coke because "some people have trouble dieting"
The amount of grown women I have seen reward themselves for eating vegetables with those brownies is astounding. They're like children

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athletic at any size anon. if you don't agree youre a bigot

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>>42574279
>maybe a move
I doubt it

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>>42571590
And these fat fucks usually drive the most bloated landbarges.
I think we should make a class of cars, just like the japanese kei-cars, tax exempt and reduce regulations for them.
But we should add a thing like maximum 500 kg total weight instead of power/displacement limits.

>fatfucks are not allowed to drive car due to maximum weight
>light cars are back
>basic cars get cheaper
>sports cars like the Lotus Super 7 get a thing again
>performance is related to driver weight
>1,0L ecoboost or 13b-REW would make power/weight ratio go crazy
>imagine a LS-swap in that

>>42574106
Say that after meeting a hot girl, getting into bed with her, and then finding out she's been hiding 50% of her bodyweight in her jeans

I nearly threw up anon. Low waisted jeans are the masterrace

>>42574701
>Stairs

Fucking kek

>>42574701
>fatfuck
>finnishing a triathlon
TOPKEK

A short distance triathlon includes:
1,5 km swimming
40 km cycling
10 km running

A ironman triathlon includes:
3,86 km swimming
180,2 km cycling
42,195 km running (marathon distance)

All of that without any pause or anything.

I could probably finish a short one since I´m a extreme cardiofag, but a ironman is out of reach even for most of /fit/.

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>>42574815

>>42574701
>discipline is bad
I want off

>>42574832
Marathon running is 42,195 m.
You're literally off by a factor of 1,000.

>>42574964
>Marathon running is 42,195 m.
No, that would be a short sprint, also why measure a distance to the millimeter for a sports event?

>>42574998
The earths circumference is just over 40,000 km. Your proposed marathon distance involves running a lap around the earth.
And then more.

I need to get my shit together

>>42574998
Behold, Down's syndrome and an inability to write out numbers is a deadly combination indeed.

>>42575022
>earts circumfence is 40km
Let me guess, it is flat as well?

>>42575073
How about I just run you through the basics.
k, short for kilo, prefix meaning one thousand.
m, the SI unit for distance, also known as meter.
1 km, a measure of one thousand meters.
40,075km, the estimated circumference of the planet earth.
42,195 km, the distance you proposed.
42,195 is a larger amount than 40,075, as such your distance is longer than the earths circumference.

>>42575073
40,000 =/= 40.000
He meant forty thousand, not forty POINT thousandsths.
40,200 > 40.200

400.2 = 400 + .2
4,002 = 4000 + 2

>>42575150
>>42575138
You are wrong,
40000 > 40,000
40,000 = 40

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dezimalbruch

>>42575150
Oh. Maybe that's what he got wrong.
Certain countries switch up the point and comma when it comes to math.
>>42575192

>>42575192
Different countries then.
Here in North America, period separates decimals, comma just makes it simpler to read.
In North America :
40,000 = 40000
40.000 = 40

>>42575240
You could have guessed that I used the european system, since I used the metric system.

>>42575266
Actually, in Canada we use metrics just as much as Europeans.
Born in Moscow, we used periods to separate decimals there too.

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>>42570683

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Saw this at the airport.

It upset me. Goddamn fatties

>>42571629
I got my lifeguard cert when I was smoking 2 packs a day and was out way out of shape, it's not difficult.

>>42574701
I see fatties try to act athletic all the time.

I sometimes ask them out for a run. They usually flake. But on a rare occasion one sows up. Always fun to see them quit after 250m and get all defensive.
I've made it a thing to get them to quit as fast as i can by gradually upping the pace.

>>42574832
You could've used decimals like a normal human being

>>42571532
I can never understand why girls who are swimmers can still be fat as shit

>>42575840
I don't see why it surprises you that whales are good swimmers.

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>>42574739
>But we should add a thing like maximum 500 kg total weight instead of power/displacement limits.
Up it to 700kg and no engine limits and you have the right idea.

>>42575840
they're the girls that always come in last in races but people still cheer for them because 'at least they're trying'

>>42575935
>700kg
That is too heavy, my car is a 4 seater and weights just over 700 kg...

>>42575921
so funny xD le reddit response

>>42571532

This girl would be incredibly cute if she wasnt obese.

>>42575266
Brit here, we also use the point and comma system as described.

>>42575192
You lost both wars, the English way is superior

>>42575672
>this sign was sponsored by McDonald's USA

>>42571532
[spoiler]She's cute, I wouldn't mind her saving me[/spoiler]

>>42571532
Whale jokes where?

>>42575992
>implying the England was significant at any time
If it was just UK vs. greater Germany in WW1 or WW2 it would have been just like poland or france...

>>42571721
What the other anon said. That and if you haven't watched Super Size Me, stop whatever you're doing and go watch it.

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>>42575529
People have no fucking shame anymore, like how do you go out in public and have this attitude?

>>42575950
What kind of shitty cat litter box are you driving. A fucking Yugo?
I think the only time I drove a car under a ton was when I was learning to drive on an Opel Corsa C and thats 910kg on an empty tank.

>>42576151
Aygo without spare tire and no (almost) options.
It has the optional power steering, wich is about to get removed.

but that is offtopic...

>>42575266
American here, I use points in all my metric notes and measurements.

>>42575950
Does your car have a 750hp V6 and an AWD system?

>>42576033
>Super size me
>Good

>>42577026
>Does your 7xxkg car have a 750hp V6 and an AWD system?
No, that would be insane...

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>>42577071
>Insane
Cookie cutter.

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>>42577098
I think we are on the wrong board...

>>42574815
This has happened to me before, most guys wear loose shirts and in the winter it's especially hard to tell they have a gross beer belly under there. Guys with those saggy bodies always have like wide hips too it fucks me up

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>>42577110
Every board is /o/ if you believe hard enough.

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Y'all niggas are forgetting a great car here

>>42572355
Underrated post

>>42577098
[ C O O L V I B R A T I O N S ]

Since we are talking about small cars, how about a ban for large cars in inner citys?
Since fat fucks can´t fit into small cars, they would be forced to walk or loose weight...

>>42574279
>Just no sex

Thank fucking God.

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>mmmm anon, wanna give me a lil kiss ^.^?

>>42577602
Bobby Transjindal

>>42577635
Every fucking time.

>>42575954
this

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>>42577635

>>42576040
Cant even tell gender

Boobs look more like real boobs than triangular man boobs. But that face is about as feminine as a scrotum. Fuck mind blown.

>>42571629
>>42571644
>>42575785
a lot of track/xc kids like to be life guards bc the test is piss easy for them

>>42577672
Is all that purple mush fucking onions?

>>42574815
In my experience, high-waisted jeans are quite uncompromising on a woman's silhouette. It's easy to tell when they fit properly, and when they're used to vainly compress a sagging gut.

>>42577862

oh god she had to use the momentum from her gut rippling back and forth in order to do it. jesus fuck leave it to die

>>42570683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC2Ur6t0PdM

>>42577110
I want one of these more than anything in the world.

>>42577784
Sauce?

>>42575953
sure is summer

>>42571622

what's wrong with a fitbit? they're awesome if you actually use it. go fuck yourself.

>>42571721
Fat Families. The host is a wonderful shitlord

>>42578852
Because it's an outward sign she can use to placate her family and friends that she is really trying to do something about her ever-increasing mass, without really having to do anything.

Most of the time, fatties end up just making themselves even more depressed when they see how fat they really are.

>>42575787

>But on rare occasion one sows up.
>sows up

kek

>>42578852
sure but unless she's using it to make sure her TDEE is well below her insane caloric intake in order to keep bulking and thus keep her show then you have to admit that its just a meme

>>42575205
no lol

Only the US, China, India and Australia (and a few small countries near them) use the point to start the fraction, nearly everyone else uses the comma.

Next thing you say is "some" countries use the metric system I guess.

>>42579465

Kek, Anglos at it again. Just get with the program, for god's sake.

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>>42577706
These are the stories I come here for. The obese chicks who don't care about their bodies but expect to land a 10/10 guy who does. Sad thing is shes going to get someone who's desperate. The hypocrisy these people display always makes me laugh

>>42579477
keep you /pol/ shit out of here...
Although we would at least have the flags so you would see I'm not part of the "Anglosphere".

t. central European (Austria)

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>>42574964
Anglo scum! Some people use the , like you use the .

>>42571563
I'm convinced that a lot of fat people actively avoid losing weight because of either a conscious or subconscious realisation fear that they may have permanently fucked their body up; I'm sure many of them prefer the "knowledge" of thinking they're actually beautiful if they just lost the weight, rather than expending all that effort to lose the weight and finding out they're ugly no matter what.

>>42577118
>loose shirts

Honestly any male wearing a loose shirt when its not over 30 degrees Celsius needs to be rounded up and gassed. The world would be a better place.

>>42577635
hey asshole, this is MY (you)bait

>>42577862
ok now youre just saving my whole folder
i dumped in one too many fph threads, now i need government support for my (you)s

>>42574279
everyday we stray further from god's light

>>42576040
Is this the thing that wore the FUCK WHITE PEOPLE suit?

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>>42579481
KYS i'm so fucking tired of you brain dead shills bringing up /pol/ for any of your little "safe space" words. fuck yourself, all our doing is driving regular 4chan users over to "muh /pol/" to see what you dumb fucking faggots are so worried about.
>this is 4chan
>the internet hate machine
>an ocean of piss
>a "safe space" if you were for antithesis of accepted thought or opinion, a place for visionaries outside the box
>a anonymous spaghetti straining forum
>Welcome to 4chan...
>Now, GTFO

>>42578192
that heavy breathing at the end too. Good lord

>>42577862
Holy fuck, that's ridiculous. How come she's not covered in stretch marks ?

>>42580148
I was wondering that, too. I was jealous because my skin is absolutely awful.

>>42577706
"Items with the most buyers usually have cheap prices"
What did she mean by this?

>>42580408
OH boy I think I know what she is trying to say but Im not sure if I can say it with my words start the soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBHQbu5rbdQ AND AWAAY WE GO:

A)The Items that sell the best are cheap(basic tshirts/cheesburgers etc)
B)The Items that sell less often are Expensive(ferraris,500sushi etc)

Loving me is Expensive(basicly Im a crazy bitch and youll have to deal with my shit)
If loving me is expensive I must be in catogory B(with ferraris etc)

of course she doesnt consider that catogery C exists.

C)Items that dont sell well but are expensive because they are hard to aquire(turds craped on everst etc)

>>42580488
Turds crapped on Everest lmfao hahaha

>>42576040
>Get up
>Stand up
Yes, you do that a few times a day, is called exercise.
Dude, even your boobs have given up.

>>42579842
Listen buddy I know it must be super to feel like you're part of some big bad group that the rest of the internet is afraid of, but thats not what /pol/ is, its a containment bored for rebellious children and childish rebels. Go back to your echo chamber.

>>42571644
Poor crocky

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>>42571840
She already is addicted to coca cola

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>>42580488
>turds crapped on everest

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>>42570683
Anyone else here have useless, fat parents? My obeast mother was abusive in every possible way. She hates it that I grew up fit, lean, and successful, and got away from her before she could kill me, and she hates it even more that my siblings trust me and not her. None of us ever talk to her anymore. She's insane, vindictive, and she's going to die all alone. I hope she is in as much pain as she ever caused. Pic related.

>fat parents, not even once

>>42580408
>eat shit food
>get a shit body

Butter & steak from grass feed cows is where it's at, shitlords.

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>>42580822
this is my home board you fuckin faggot, i'm just not a retarded child and try to censor people on FUCKING 4CHAN of all places. kys, but i guess you did get me to respond again
>>>/fa/ggot
>Correct The Record
>ShareBlue
>OneVoice
>JIDF

>>42581362
this is
>/fit/
>fat hate thread

Gtfo, hamplanet.

>>42581362
>/pol/ is satire
I hope this anon was adequately shat upon for this

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>>42581590
this is
>damage control

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>>42571532
>>42571543
I ain't gonna i'd slam it down 110% straight up eye contact the entire time too,

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>>42581609
lol, it used to be more along those lines, shits HAPPENING in /pol/ now a days

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>>42574701
>HIGHLY DISCIPLINED

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>>42581362
It must be embarassing to be you

>>42570755
Tfw I went to a fetlife fetish party last week and I was one of the only fit people there. The others were a QT professional domme and some really toned crossdresser. Everyone else was 200+ pounds.
Why is the fetish community so fat

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>>42574701

>>42577118
>tfw I wear loose but thin shirts that clearly show the folds (multiple) of my stomach and my budding mantits
Feels good, man.

>>42577635
This exact thing minus glasses and tattoos.
I slept next to it for four years and I fucked it for four years.

>>42582647
Because a lot of fetishists are into it just because they're fat and they feel like they can "cheat".

If every fetishist suddenly woke up in an attractive body, you can bet your ass a lot of them would drop the fetish.

t. fetishist.

Also, isn't fetlife cancerous as fuck?

>>42577150
I like these things, though I fell for the ST meme myself
>tightest seats you can probably buy
>fat people sit in my Recaros and make dying noises because they're being squeezed to death by the bolstering
>womanlets love them because it feels like the seats are hugging them

>>42581340
>5th child who had been

Not seeing the continuation is somehow more horrifying.

>>42574998
you're confusing the americlaps dude

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>>42574701
>Stairs

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>>42581340
>fifth child who has been
WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM

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>>42582820
>she going to attempt another triathlon in November
That will be another fun day here.

>>42582973
We all did desperate things to get laid. Hope you got stronger from the experience

>>42584207
I bet none of them washed their hands first.

>>42582973

Why haven't you committed seppuku yet?

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>>42577635
>TACO on her knuckles
I'm not even surprised

>>42581699
I need more of these con stories

>>42584010
>>42584626
"Of the five children found, four belonged to Edwards, and a fifth was reported missing several weeks ago.

Edwards was charged on Friday with five counts of risk of injury and her bond was set at $10,000, WTIC reported. The apartment complex was deemed unsafe."

>>42571532
Holy fuck that last sentence made me kek

>>42582973
i feel you anon
i used to fuck a fat chick every time i felt down and desperate, felt repulsed at myself after finishing every single time

>>42574701
As a fatty in the process of losing weight, this picture pisses me off so much.

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>>42585452
I got a couple that someone has turned into comics. Will start with the classic

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>>42586111

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>>42586127

>>42572355
(You)
good post

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>>42586135

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>>42586153

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>>42586163

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>>42586171

>>42577098
>>42577110
{E U R O B E A T I N T E N S I F I E S}

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>>42586183

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>>42586192

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>>42586201

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>>42586210
Will post Bloody Miku next if anyone is interested, other

>>42586220
wise go pander on /cgl/. This is what I get or typing while lying down

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>>42577672
my fucking sides

>>42586064
Sound off

Where did you start, and where are you now?

>>42586245
SW: 315
CW: 240
GW: 175

>>42585845
OK, I honestly thought one of them died

>>42582647
Because once you are told you are allowed to indulge in abhorrent/degenerate behavior because of muh fetish there no longer exist a valid reason to exert self control on your other vices...after all, they consented to being gluttons and that's the only moral standard fetishtards seem to acknowledge

>>42584207
I enjoyed that sketch though

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>>42581699
What the fuck is /pol/. So fucked up characters there

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>>42574701
I love how bad the pen pressure of the lines are, like the fat hand is just weighing the pen down. I've noticed this with other fat positivity comics too

>>42577852
she's a butch

>>42580148
cocoa butter

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>>42577635

What manner of beast is this?!

>>42571721
Supersize vs superskinny or something like that. It's on YouTube. They make an anorexic person trade diets with a fat person to make them both horrified into getting themselves straight

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>>42586220
This is cringe

>>42577672
that's a burger without bread

>>42574833
My fuggin nigga you don't want to know how many times I fapped to that grill

>>42581340
I don't know that feel anon, my parents were always fit, I got lucky. As a kid I hated the fact that they were strict but I'm grateful for that now.

>>42571629
She threatened to sue them for discrimination anon. It says so in the second pic.

>>42580488
>Turds on Everest
POO IN MOUNTAIN

>>42580488
>That music

No wonder why females in the West are fucked. They are trained to be literal gold diggers and believe the propoganda that is fed to them. They are going to be in for a rude Awakening 10 years down the road.

>>42578850
>sure is summer
sure is summer

>>42580488
>>42587265
this is true and that song in particular has always irked me
>give it to me im worth it
being "worth it" means being worth fucking in this day and age
women are supposed to be proud that someone would fuck them and should give it away as soon as the opportunity arises
i have never heard some one say
>nah dude, shes not worth fucking
most warm holes can find something to fuck them, as evidenced by the degenerate fatty chasers ITT
being ''''''worth it''''' if you must be so vain should refer to the commitment of marriage

>>42582846
Milo's a lazy troll, but this is pretty good

>>42580948
Anon, it's okay. He lived.
I'd be lying if I said he was the same Croc after that experience, but everything is gonna be okay.

>>42571590
this used to drive me nuts as a kid. My fat mom would drive around a parking lot for 5 minutes trying to get a spot close to the door.. we could have parked half a mile away and been here faster.

>>42581699
That's decent makeup, but that's not a real bite.

>>42577672
I wonder which half she finished.

>>42579497
Sadly this isn't too far from the truth. There are plenty of obese and super-obese people out there like Whitney who have pushed their bodies past the point of no return. While she could use the money she makes from her horrific show to help her lose weight, possibly with gastric bypass or some other means because lord knows she has 0 self-control, and then use the money for skin reduction surgery.

However, why should she stop when she is being rewarded for her gluttony? She's a fucking carnival freak show on a National Stage and is fine with it. She will probably die in her 50's if not earlier.

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>>42571590
this?

>>42582576
>cries about /pol/
>posts that

your just as much a loser as he is.

>>42574964
>He doesn't run 42 thousand kilometres in a marathon

never going to make it.

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>>42586220
Holy shit, and I thought the original story couldn't get any better

>>42574833
I'm watching Tremors 5 right now.

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>>42582973
F

I had two fatties at work.
Fatty #1 was a woman, Fatty #2 was a man
Both of them decided that they'd try to get fit together
Fatty #1 decides to count calories and eat under her daily maintenance to lose weight
Fatty #2 keeps eating as usual but starts working out more

It's been a year and a month since they started this, and fatty #1 has probably lost around 70 pounds sticking to her diet, still a little chubby but looks fine

Fatty #2 lost his interest in working out gradually over time
I look at what he's eating, and he has mayo on everything, typically eats upwards of 2000+ calories a meal

There's no moral to this at all, I just despise weak-willed fatties

>>42589692
This was the kind of stupid shit i was used to believe.
>I do sport so i can eat crap like usual

Never lost weight like this.

>>42575672
>eating more makes you fat

>>42576040
>get up
>stand up

>catch your breath

>>42580148
She does, you can see it by the way her fat ripples in the light. After a while stretchmarks turn white and are less visible.

t. a former fatty

>>42577969
What? It's fucking beef.

>>42581340

My mother was fat as I was growing up. When I got older I helped her to lose weight.

I don't think I can save my alcoholic father, though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMTWLsu9OEE he lost a good amount of weight you can now see his neck, nice.

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I'm fat but started to hate fat people. It's actually helped me lose a lot of weight.

Is this normal?

>>42591314

both yes and no, I started to hate only the bullshit that usually they spit out of their mouth but never hate fat people just because they're fat, like, you never know if that person is trying to make a change in their life, therefore, you can't tell them they're doing something wrong... right?

>>42591314

I come to these threads when I'm fighting off the hunger.

>>42591314
Use it anon. Don't let yourself become one of these screencaps

>>42571644
to be fair, a large muscular man would probably have had the same result. Fast moving objects have a lot of force, muscle or fat; 250lbs is a lot, but being under 200 would probably not have been enough for the croc to escape injury

>>42575192
>posts link to German wikipedia to defend his punctuation
>on an English forum

Look at that children, it's a retarded German, like all the others

>>42571532
>generic tat on whale wing
Why do women fail so hard at choosing aesthetic tattoo designs?

>>42582820
>puts in enough effort to prepare to run multiple ten+ hour marathons over THREE YEARS
>cannot do fork put-downs

how dedicated can you be to an eating disorder?

>>42591448
The difference is that large muscular men are better at actually handling their mass in pretty much any situation and don't fall on crocodiles all day.

>>42571590

I don't get fatties at all - does being fat make you immune from consequence when you display behavior lacking common courtesy and self-awareness? The man who yelled at this person for being a jackass is a hero.

>>42574701

You know who benefits most from having a functional body? You do. Are they trying to frame it as if Capitalism wants them to have a strong body or something so they can work? I'm a card-carrying Socialist but I think that's a huge fucking cop out.

>>42571543

Firefighter here
You'd be fucking shocked if you think guys don't get fucking fat and lazy after a few years
It's bad. It's a real problem.

>>42584207

Tina Fey was openly mocking these types of people with that sketch.

>>42591753
Communism will make you work your ass off, obesity is a no no in socialist countries.
in any case the fatter you get the more of a reflection of capitalism you become.

>>42591314
I used to be chubby and developed a hate for overweight people. Made me eat less and I lost it, then I later hit the gym after hitting normal weight.

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>>42591215
Same here anon

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>>42574998
>No, that would be a short sprint, also why measure a distance to the millimeter for a sports event?

>>42571543
uh did she stuff her "stomach" into her swimsuit bottom?

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>>42571532
>>42571543

>>42577635
>three bites into third lunch and xe gives you this look

>>42591314
this, started at 6'0 @ 246 and now at 219, I realized after laughing at the fat people threads that I was the fat people. GW is 180 but honestly I'd go farther. It's not tough losing weight after actually reading nutritional info and doing basic exercise right now. I just wish I never had let myself become fat desu

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw

>>42579560
yes

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>>42592279
Not her stomach, anon, that's an internal organ. What she stuffed in there is her "tummy", and not just any tummy, it's the second tummy she grew, teehee!

>all healthy and normal like

Behold pic related.

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>>42588671
follow your dreams, doggo

>>42592019
Bullshit.
Source: I live in ex-communist country,

>>42593122
>imblying there is enough food in a communist country to allow obesity
sure thing juan

>>42582820
Didn't she finish behind some 80 year old man?

>>42579497
It's true. I lost the weight and my body is permanently ruined. It's terrible to know that the rest of your life will be shit and that there's nothing you can do about it.

Still, I'd rather cry whilst being thin than being fat.

>>42591385
I think you actually describe the spirit of the FPH/FPS. I don't see much pictures that mock people just for being fat. Sometimes it tends towards bullying but not so much.
Many posts here come from libtards/tumblr landwhales, that ask for priveleges or give people shit for being thin. So yeah I think you're right.

>>42581340
http://swordandscale.com/mom-arrested-after-kids-were-found-eating-dog-food/

HOLY SHIT THEY WERE EATING DOG FOOD

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>>42570683
fresh oc

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>>42589398
>tremors 5
By the gods, that shit felt like fanfic

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>>42595283
I've watched the first four movies more times than I can count, the series twice, and I've memorized every line of the first one to the point that I speak along with the movie.
What I'm saying is tremors was a huge part of my life, and I didn't even know there was a fifth one. When did this happen?

>>42571622
I didn't even know they made bracelets for fitbit that would fit that.

>>42592717
haha what the fug i didnt need to read this fuckin shit

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>>42595197
>but Facebook ate it
No bitch, you did

>>42582973
Including hair dye and piercings?

>>42591314
Jesus, this started from a joke on SNL...smdh @ Tina Fey

>>42593122

Dude even Venezuela just dipped below 5% obesity rate with a judgement of over 20lbs of ideal weight.

They've only been "socialist" for less than two years

>>42572355
lmao

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>>42592717
>what is a school uniform
no shit its uncomfortable or ugly you dumb bitch, the dresses at our school were the exact same cut from k-12, so they were really unflattering once you hit year 7 and had a different body shape than a little girl
>i have nowhere to put this fucking skirt that works
just like everyone else you fat twat

either way, she seems a good case study for
>muh bad foods are cheaper so im fat

>>42592717
>between my bellies
>bottom belly
>top belly
wtf anon, also
>custom made
>doesnt fit
why did you do that to yourself dummy? let me guess
>i couldnt afford the extra fabric i needed the money for my 8000 calorie mcdonalds lunch

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>>42578807
The High School Life of a Fudanshi

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVU139t9eyY

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http://edition.cnn.com/2017/08/14/health/fat-but-fit-myth-heart-disease-study/index.html?sr=twCNN081417fat-but-fit-myth-heart-disease-study0742PMVODtop

RIP Tumblr fucking retards.

>be me
>see person of size wearing a 'fries before guys' sweatshirt
>note that she looks like the potato she prioritizes over guys

I know her, too. She would be outraged if she knew I was referring to her as 'her', or if she knew I found potatoes to be the most sensual food.

>>42575192
>I'm right because the grammar rules in another language say so

>>42597697
Divorce her there mate.

>>42597757
LMAO I am SO happy to not be married to someone like that

Someone will, though...just to get at that doughy pussy...

*screams internally*

>>42588671
That's the one, thanks anon.

>>42597107
Neat.
Also, cute butt.

>>42592438
Best way to get over a personal obstacle is to develop hate towards it

>>42586220
>durablem

>>42582576
$0.05 has been deposited in your bank account, thank you for Correcting the Record(TM)!

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>>42592717
>First of all we could only afford 1 blouse and 1 skirt so by Thursday-Friday I'm worried I smell even with deodorant + body spray.
Maybe you could, oh I dunno, WASH IT MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK? If you're going to wear something every day, it's a given that you're going to wash it more often than regular clothing. Jesus Christ. Why is hygiene such an alien concept to obeasts? Moreover, if this is the attitude she takes with laundry then I know for a fact that she smells disgusting already so her worrying about putrid uniform seems unnecessary in light of bigger problems.

>>42574815
This. It should be illegal to catfish guys with jeans like that. Like I didn't consent to being groped be a crypto fatty, it should be harassment or something

>>42597107
Who is this fluid druid?

>>42574815
>lost some weight
>only have 28" jeans
>won´t fit anymore
>no store has 26"
>end up looking in child section
>try sieze 164 (EU)
>too large
>try sieze 158 (EU)
>too large
>try sieze 152 (EU)
>finally fits

I fit in clothes desinged for 12 year olds now and the waist is still a bit wide, but my qudrizeps doesn´t allow smaller siezes.
If the legs would be large enough, 146 could fit...

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>>42579465
Aka the vast majority of the worlds population?

Fucking retard.

>>42580408
Basically women with the most suitors are sluts. It's a classic case of putting down the competition while elevating herself.

>>42582576
>XD everyone I don't like wears le fedoras

Daily reminder that fedora tippers were massive liberals who hated fundies and Republicans and evolved into Bernie Sanders voters

>>42596767
I knew this shit had to be a yaoi

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>>42596892
Holy fuck I'm about to have an aneurysm out of anger

>>42570683
when /cgl/ comes to /fit/

>>42577034
Mcdonalds is a SOMETIMES food at best anon.

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>>42598445
>crypto fatty,

>>42598704
If you don't want to read a manga about a guy obsessing over boy love comics there's one called Yuri Danshi that's about a guy who's obsessed with lesbian schoolgirl dramas

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>>42583157
Shoulda bought a brz

>>42576040
>people have no shame
>how do they go out in public like this
Because everyone they've ever known has told them they're beautiful and that being fat is perfectly acceptable, for their entire lives.

Fat shaming is the only thing that can save this world.

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>>42570683
Is that Paul?

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>>42570683
Ill just leave this here

>>42575672
>my body doesn't exhibit the after effects of year long opiate abuse
>I just love to shoot up heroin

>>42599232
I wonder why...

>>42574815
Why do women wear these?

I can deal with a slight gut (I'm dadmode, the only thing i want is to get more jacked dadmode, I want and have a slight gut, so a slight gut is ok by me,) but FUPAs are dealbreakers. Every time I see some girl wearing one, I honestly can't tell.

I legitimately turned down an offer from a girl I would've smashed a month back simply because I couldn't tell if she had a FUPA due to high waisted jeans.

>>42574832
I was the fat guy, and I just said fuck it and went at my own pace until I finished the run.

>>42577118
I have a beer belly but I tuck my shirt in when I have the option, fuck you. Only time I don't is for my sales job right now, the boss literally tells me not to tuck my shirt in

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>>42595283
>tremors 5

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

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>>42599295
This is the most unfunny picture in the thread and I know someone (probably you) is going to post it in every thread from now on.

>>42600015
nor a father, dude probably weighs more than her just carries it slightly better due to height. Guy has just as much chin and fat tho.

As much as fit bitches about fat chicks at least fatties tend to pair off and leave us more or less alone. I know it's a meme to see the whole fit guy with fat girl but that's just some tumblr fantasy and a rare fetish in reality

>>42574701
>deadlift a bison
>adult bison weighs in at 1400lb

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>>42597732
>being mad because you didn't understand european number system
>being this uneducated
what did i expect, coming to /fit/

>>42577635
>ahm appee tuh bee un mah swahmp

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>>42575073
>uses an english speaking website, doesn't know the anglosphere uses decimal points

>>42577862
...Why do I want to fuck it?

>>42600137
>posts a graph without a legend

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>>42600200
i thought it would be obvious from the context clues

>>42600224
You're fucking stupid, if there were two options then sure, because if there was only "." And "," listed, you could gather which was which by checking what color the United States is. But since there's three (four if you're too stupid to realize that grey means no data), then we're left wondering what means what.

That being said, thanks for posting the chart, blue master race. Still leaves us wondering what Canada/South Africa is but since its blue-green I'll assume it means they use both.

>>42600241
anglosphere uses decimal points so blue is known
the european mainlanders were talking about commas so green is known

red is obviously something other than that, and blue-green is something in between blue and green

>>42600137
You guys got China?
I'll better not mess with you.
4,540,000,000.00 That's the estimated age of earth, sir.

>>42571563

I would fuck her if I was drunk. I would drunkenly fuck a goat first, but I would probably drunkenly go down on her before I drunkenly went down on a goat.

For the record, I have never fucked or went down on anything that wasn't a living human female before. Not saying I wouldn't, I just never have...

>>42574701

Bigots are for amateurs. I'm more like a full blown nazi even before I started browsing /pol/

>>42577635
Sometimes I wonder if fire would even kill this thing

>>42600241
canada uses points, but quebec uses commas

south africa is a mystery for me, officially they use commas, but i'm assuming that because of the anglos that continued to live there after it gained independence from britain there are people who use decimal points

>>42597697
>tfw my sister has a shirt like that
She's 104lbs so its all good

>>42598558
Military pants are way to go anon.

>>42590958
kek

>>42575266
Canadian, point and decimal used here, as well as metric

>>42600061
Not a big loss there, the dad was a huge cunt and even the daughter hates him. He's a fat fetishist, he only married her because she was the fattest girl he could seduce and it's obvious when you watch her episode.

>>42577862
did she just swing her fucking gut to get momentum?

>>42594432
You bet it was only those poor scrawny kids eating dogfood. The obeast was treating itself to mickey D's on the daily as a reward for

>putting up with those kids

Put fat parents to death.

>>42596892
the PR guy a fucking legend.

>>42586220
Please do it

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>>42599295
Painfully unfunny

>>42574815

This reminds me of the various stories here where guys get catfished by fatties and end up fucking them because they are psychologically prepared to have sex or because they are too beta to say no. If the chick isn't what you expected then look her in the eyes, tell her "you lied to me and have wasted my time" and walk away.

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>>42601942
>mfw i was all hard and ready to fuck and just walked away screeching "you lied to me and have wasted my time"!.
you are a virgin or a woman,