FPH thread, for all your fat hate needs

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>This guy has/had a girlfriend

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I'll Dump what I've got.

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>>42558405

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>>42558381
Now he has twenty years in jail. Does jail even serve koolaid?

>reminder to not let fatties into your store
>do not let them try on the merchandize
>they are sows
>who sow destruction
>and they shit in the dressing rooms

part 1
>Be me, used to work in a beauty/bridal/fashion/lingerie shop. I was hired as the store's on-site web designer, but I somehow was roped into spending most of my time in the bridal section helping customers. This was also where the dressing rooms were located.

>Around March a lot of people were planning weddings, and I was sitting with a bride-to-be helping her pick colors for her wedding. Somehow I didn't notice a planet roll up to the counter, but I definitely heard her roar.

>"Shit, ain't nobody work here?"

>I look up to see Lardzilla, who was probably around 5'4 and had to be at least 400 lbs. I quickly break from the bride to assist this monster.

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>>42558411

>>42558417
part 2
>Me: "What can I do for you today, ma'am?"

>Lardzilla: "I needs some titty slings"

>Me: O_O "I'm sorry, what?"

>Lardzilla: "I need me some titty slings, I gotta look sexy for mah man," she says as she cups under her "titties" and lifts them up under her shirt in a "provocative" (read: fucking disgusting) manner.

>I manage to hold back vomiting all over her and point her in the direction of the lingerie. Apparently that's not good enough.

>Lardzilla: "No, I don't know what size I is. You needs to measure me"

>I scream internally, cursing the Beetus Gods, but agree to take her measurements. I grab my measuring tape and show her to the dressing room. I quickly realize I am unprepared. The smell of something like beef stew mixed with sweat and shit hits me hard in the face. I gag but carry on, trying not to breathe. She has to hold the tape while I walk around her, lifting her "titties" to get her under bust measurement. I go to note the measurement and actually let out a small "eek" sound. She was 58 inches around. I stop right there and inform her we don't carry anything in her size.

>Lardzilla: "Shit, I'mma go look 'round. I betchu got somethin I can wear. I got a big date tonight," she runs her hands over her rolls, still topless.

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>>42558423

>>42558434
part 3
>I can't even. I just turn around and walk away. I see her a few minutes later carrying at least 10 bras into the fitting room. About 20 minutes later, she waddles out, arms now empty. She continues waddling right out of the department and leaves the store without speaking to any employees. I figure she was just upset she couldn't find a bra, but a few minutes later a coworker calls me over to the fitting rooms. She has a look of horror on her face, and tears are welling up in her eyes. Coworker doesn't say anything, just points. I look in the room and bend over to pick up the bras Lardzilla left on the floor when both the smell of beefstew, sweat, shit and piss hits me and my coworker yells

>"DON'T PICK THAT UP JENNIFEARZ, IT'S... MOIST."

>I look back at her and see she's actually crying.

>Coworker: "I touched it. I actually touched it before I realized what someone did to it." She turns and runs to the bathroom and I nope the fuck out of there.

>I call a male manager and tell him he needs to see this (and clean it up). He walks over a moment later and picks up the filth barehanded, holds it close to his face and sniffs. His face quickly contorts into what I can only describe as terror mixed with disgust. He drops the bra and walks back to me.

>Manager: "Holy shit, someone actually pissed on the bras. I can't fucking believe it. Did you see who it was?"
I give him a quick description of Lardzilla and he says he'll check the lingerie section security cameras to get a picture of her and that she's banned from the store. He washes his hands, grabs latex gloves and a coat hanger and lifts each bra into a trash bag using the hanger.

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>>42558449
part 4:


>I figured that was the last of it, but wouldn't you know, I was wrong. That same customer came back a week later while I was at lunch, grabbed a $1000 wedding dress and actually shit on the dressing room floor, using the wedding dress to wipe her ass. Nobody realized who she was until after we discovered her "present" and they reviewed video footage again. As far as I know, her pictures are plastered all over the store to this day with big red text reading BANNED.

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>>42558417
>>42558434
>>42558449
>>42558459
I refuse to believe that this happened. This world is supposed to be better than that.

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>>42558502
>we were starving
>YOU'LL STRAVE AGAIN
>LOL
>LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0

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>>42558602

>>42558452
i don't usually agree with those hamplanets but she does look gross. too skinny for a girl

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>>42558609

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>>42558611
fag

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>>42558644

>>42558611
It's not that she's too skinny, it's that she has a straight, boyish figure

If she had hips she would look better at that weight

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>>42558649
Here comes the bad stuff...

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>>42558627
I wish I had a good bucket of crabs pic for this. Here is a consolation crab from my collection.

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>>42558772

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USA! USA!

>>42558772
mirin those calf gains

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>>42558777
Oh nice, trips, here's another for posterity.
>TFW most of my crabs are over 5mb, fuggin Jap moot, when will he raise the image size limit?

>>42558362
if it were a less tasty drink it'd be one thing, but sometimes you gotta take drastic measures for koolaid

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>>42558791

>>42558471
savage

>>42558784
Living in america must be depressing as fuck with fat people everywhere.

>>42558805
There's less competition as far as males go, but also less chicks I'd want to fugg.
Such is life.

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>>42558798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvA8iVbub2o

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>>42558843

>it's the same pictures as last time
>and the time before
>and the time before

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>>42558848

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>>42558853
Then you post something new fuckwad.

>>42558855

>>42558855
>Whitney Way Thore

More like Whitney Way More, right lads?

Don't steal my OC

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>>42558611
being skinny isnt the problem, she just has a shit body. lifting might improve it a bit, but gaining fat definitely wont.

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>>42558886

>>42558718
>There are 10 year olds eating salad and lean proteins
wow such torture
makes me laugh everytime

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>>42558891

>>42558880
Kind of related question:

Why do people who 'know' they're mentally ill not question their own thoughts? I see this all the time.

>Oh my god fuck white/cis/thin people and you're literal scum if you question this
>I'm bipolar btw

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>>42558611
y'know how I can tell you're American?

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>>42558908
If you mean the self-diagnosis people, I've come to the conclusion that they're completely incapable of internal reflection or looking at themselves through an objective lens.

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>>42558464
how can someone think like this? i can't believe she actually believes what she wrote

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>>42558936
This is the last one I've got.

>>42558793
damn, i love crabs

>>42558681
Can someone tell me what body part is this?

You realize these threads will only worsen how fat people feel about their body, hence making them less motivated.
Think for a second you idiots.

>>42559337
Actually I'm 310lb and on a diet and these motivate the fuck out of me was originally 340.

>>42559337
This thread isn't for fat people though. That's what /fat/ is for. People trying to better themselves. That being said I think a lot of fatties use stuff like this as motivation to reach their goals. And if viewing stuff like this is going to hold them back then they should stay out of these threads.

Like you said, think for a second.

>>42559357
Good job m8. You're already better and on a higher plain that other fatties just by virtue of the fact you're doing something about your situation. I once lost 70lbs in 5 months when I made the decision to stop being a fat cunt. You can do even better. You'll fucking make it and don't give in to the lies of fat fucks like the ones posted in this thread. But I'm sure you know that already.

>>42559399
Yeah man I fucking hated myself and that caused depression and caused more weight then finally I started seeing threads like this and learned to turn the hate into motivation to stop being a disgusting fat fuck.
And good job man setting my goals newest one is get into the 200's.

>>42558772
thicc

>>42559357
Ditto 399 down from 460 diet and exercise and more diet and exercise forever until I'm happy

>>42558459
Learn to greentext you rancid newfag bitch,spewing your shitty fucking stories.

>>42558864
Why am I crying to this fucking post? I can't breath

>>42559337
Threads like this one made me realize how fucked up is to be a morbid obese (and i was going that way).
so you are wrong, now fuck off.

>>42558533
Manlets are fucking savage

>>42559318
muh curves!

>>42558533
How come there are so many nurses who are fat? you'd expect people in the medical field to fucking know about elementary health

>>42558777
Crabanon I missed you

>>42558909
>heavier(but still healthy)
These creatures are not human anymore are they ? They feel the need to justify every fucking obese person's lifestyle by appending a (but still healthy), it's almost fanatical. Gas them all. Human rights do not apply to them anymore

>go to the park with my dog
>a fat dyke with a dog and two little kids with their bitch are in there
>my dog starts playing with the bitch, trying to hump her, my dog isn't castrated (too old to get castrated according to my vet)
>turns out the bitch is just a puppy and still not castrated
>dyke start yelling at me to get my dog away from the kids bitch so she won't get pregnant
>ask them why they didn't castrated her yet
>"She still hasn't got her first period"
>try to explain them that she won't get pregnant if she hasn't got her first period
>dyke try to tell that even if she, herself, was a virgin she would still get pregnant
>my inner /fit/isen just gets angry at this stupid dyke
>SHUT UP YOU FAT FUCK, THE BITCH ISN'T EVEN YOUR OWN DOG, WHAT DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT BIOLOGY YOU GIANT PIECE OF FAT, I WOULDN'T EVEN TOUCH WITH A FULLY PLATED BARBELL
>"OMG I AM CALLING THE POLICE"
>leave with my dog after that, the kids are somehow on this stupid lesbian side

Fat and lesbian, nothing worse.

>>42560556
you are irresponsable as fuck too mate, you should've castrated that dog.

>>42560609
I lived in the suburbs for long time, was the only dog in there, he is 14 now.

>>42558459
Why do people like this exist, natural selection isn't doing its job

>>42560637
Ur a dumbass for not properly taking care of your dog.

https://youtu.be/TNpH7r6-Okw

>Been on Keto for 2 weeks
>Still looks the same

>>42558609
I always disliked the argument people get from taking on weight after having a baby
>Get pregnant
>Eat a fuctkon because "Teehee I need to eat for 2 people"
>Get cravings that are often highly sugary, fat, and/or salty foods, and indulge them without limit
>The fait gain is concealed by the baby for the most part
>Give birth
>Find out they have just been eating like a fat slob for 9 months
>Justify it by saying its natural
mmmmkay

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>>42560556
kek, anon. let me summarize:

>anon goes to park
>park where kids play
>tries to make the kids watch their animal get fucked
>kids getting forced into watching bestiality porn

wtf is wrong with you? You're lucky you didn't actually get arrested

>>42558523
Notice how all the fat positive people are younger? Wait until they hit 30 and their body starts breaking down like mine did. That finally got me to lose the weight.

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>>42558674
>trying to justify your homosexuality this much

Hi Tumblr.

>>42560998
> dogs humping
>"that's bestiality"
You aren't a very seasoned person are you

>>42561594
You want your dog to rape a couple of kids' puppy in the park. You're probably already on a list somewhere.

>>42558471
kek

>>42559635
>>42558864
reddit

>>42561704
yay le reddit meme lmao

>>42561682
>"omg, RAPE much?"
> it's just dogs
>"omg, I bet you're a rapist"
Scratch not seasoned, you are sheltered.

>>42558805
Yeah there's a good deal of thin fit people but pretty much everyone else is fat as fuck and repulsive

>>42558523
>Many health benefits from being bigger

Name me 5 that are fact based that are from human biology.

>>42561973
1) possibility to permabulk
2)saving lots of time that more attractive people spend on dates and such
3)more support from female friends, since you'll make them look better when side by side
there's probably more

>>42561866
Kids filmed it and sent it to their friends

>>42561973
4) You'll survive longer in case of famine
5) Less chances of getting STDs (can't find the sexual organs)

>>42561973
1) Fuck you
2) in your butt
3) with your dad's dick
4) that I ripped off his pelvis
5) and sewed to his lips.

>>42558362
They're not fat, they're just not skinny.

>>42558819
hate to white knight here, but she does look like someone who appears to have overcome some serious problems and she's only slightly overweight
Really not the same as those hamplanets and fat acceptance idiots

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>>42558459
>>42558449
>>42558434
>>42558417

Saved as future warning

>>42562156
It's the patented fupa-duped protection. Think you're fingering a fat chick? Guess again, it was roll number 3.

>>42558772
Dem calfs tho

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>>42558936
I kinda like C&H but they literally always take the shortest way to the joke as possible. That's kind of the charm I think, but stealing the joke, come on...

>>42558471
oh my goodness
roflmao

I'm pretty convinced that all the girls in this screenshots are actually a minority of the population, and represent the 5% or less that has some kind of hard psychological /mental illness.
It's really hard to understand how someone could get "triggered" by an image, or message by some anonymous person on the internet. This is really not the reaction of a sane person.
The problem with this, is that, when looking at all this, it may seem that we're actually looking at the majority, which is false, hopefully.

>>42559357
Keep it up anon

>>42559337
This is false. I used to be very fat, and never cared about what random people said on the internet. This is a sign of a very very weak mind. If it makes them feel less motivated, why come in here? It's really simple.

>>42560768
>mutilating genitals
>properly taking care of

You sound just as crazy as all the fatties being made fun of in this thread

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>>42562334

Generally speaking, you're right. But they do congregate in certain places where a lot of other young people are (such as uni) so the odds of a /fit/izen meeting one or more regularly are rather high.

Also it's fashion. They want to be part of the tumblr clique so they act and dress like it, and they are LOUD about it.

>>42560901
a fetus needs ~300 calories, or approximately 1.5 granola bars. cravings aren't real, i.e. pregnant women don't get cravings any more than non pregnant people
>>42561866
control your dog you mongoloid. if someone doesn't want your dog humping theirs then respect that

Ain't nobody fart like faggot fart

>>42559357
>>42559489
Good work anons, also come to these threads for motivation, currently 316 down from 425

>>42562367
ITNERNAT

>>42562386
Don't even try, if you can't even control your own dog then you mutilate it and call it a good thing.
Don't get on that guy's back only because he was straight with you.

>>42559337
I've gone from 97 to 90 kilos (213 to 198 ibs) so far and it puts a big smile on my face.

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I figured how I would tell you all how a fat person literally ruined my life and forced me into a completely different career path than what I envisioned.

>Been working for about 10 years in the care giving field, super rewarding work, helping the old, crippled and dying.
>Have helped my share of fatties. Whatever it's the end of their lives let them have an extra beer or slice of cake, they're fucking 80.
>One day get notice that a new resident is moving in a week and was warned, "He's a big boy". I asked for his weight from the nurse and she replied, "Our scale isn't big enough"
>Oh shit. It goes up to 350 pounds.
>Fast forward a week and show up for my shift in the evening and I have some down time so I'm helping the waiting staff serve meals and in waddles one of the largest men I have ever fucking seen in my life
>I'm 200 pounds, 6 foot even and lift heavily. I consider myself a "big boy". This mother fucker is the giant man and he is in his FUCKING 40'S. Most people in this place are 70+ or have Parkinson's disease
>I'm fucking stunned and I'm just watching him eat. THREE full plates of double pork chops, mashed potatoes and green beans. Doesn't touch the green beans.
>TWO fucking pitchers of Coke which he FINISHES
>THREE FUCKING DESERTS of brownie's with ice cream on top. Two scoops
>I'm fucking envious of this mother fuckers bulking ability. My nurse in charge states he's being charged an extra five hundred a month to continue eating in such bulk
>Weeks pass and we get a new massive scale, it looks like the kind that vets use for large animals
>It's weigh in time and Fat-Man is declared a fall hazard so we have to walk with him every where. Couch to toilet, Chair to room, etc.
>I waddle him from the dinning room to the weigh in area, since it's the shortest distance for him
>Weigh him at an astronomically high 633 pounds. I'll never forget reading it. I actually reset the scale and had him waddle on again to check it

>>42562909
It'll be putting a big dick in your butt soon enough.

>As he's waddling back to his room I'm in front of him walking backwards and one of the girls is behind him for, I guess moral support.
>He trips and lets out this retard yell and for a brief moment time slows down. I watching this and I'm arguing with myself should I try and catch him? Should I let him fall to the floor and literally break several bones?
>My fucking good heart decided to catch him and ease him to the ground. Didn't do a lot of good. The fat fuck grabbed my head and neck as I wrapped my arms around him or as much as I could
>Feel pain in my lower back instantly, it's not to bad, but enough to catch my attention
>Following day, getting ready for work and lower back suddenly locks up. It's easily the most blinding pain I have ever had in my life. I literally yell out as my back is contorting and I'm writhing on the ground.
>After the spasm is gone I'm literally drenched in a cold sweat. I can barely breath and right after I try to wiggle my toes because I thought I had some kind of paralyzing injury.
>I try to get up off the ground and once again my back spasms. I don't even realize I'm yelling until the end.
>Call work and tell them I'm injured and I need to set up a doctors appointment while I'm laying on the ground
>They tell me, "lol it happened at home not at work!"

>>42558405
Holy fuck, why wouldn't you at least consider weight loss with all those problems. Jesus that sounds horrible

>I spend 10 hours on the floor. Unable to move or to get up to piss. It was the most painful experience of my life and the most embarassing as well. I was pissing in bottles on my side.
>I couldn't turn the light on and I spent five of those then hours in the dark and started brewing in my own fucking hate for that fat fucking shit head
>I was off work for a very long time. I couldn't afford insurance and my dreams of being a nurse were broken by a fat selfish whale.
>After several weeks of being bed bound I go to claim my check from the office.
>Fat fuck died three days prior to picking up my check and had a card that is sent to the family and is usually signed by all of the care giving staff
>Ask to sign it
>I write, "Your fat-ass father ruined my life and I hope that second desert was worth his heart attack"
>Get a call three days later screaming about getting sued from the family and ex-place of employment
>Laugh and hang up

And that's how I became a complete shit lord.

>>42558892

what's really stuck with me it's how all these retards are opening a blog and the blogging about something that for them is so abnormal when all the world around them is the way it is, like, if you're so sure people around you are wrong, give them time and they will change, if not, maybe you should start to look at yourself and understand that you're the person in wrong here, but at this point in time, I guess, they just don't care to be right or wrong because they can sleep at night knowing that they have an excuse to be like they're, which is ridiculous desu

>>42558931

this just proves that some of these girls would have been a solid 8 if they weren't such hamplanets

>>42559337
nah nigga, as if the other (You)s don't say it enough, these threads kept me on the path from 215 to 150 and dropping. some people run on shame, others run (or in some cases waddle) away from it

>>42559357
Keep going anon. Never quit.

>>42563038
IN SOME CASES WADDLE!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL OMG BRUH LIKE A FAT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL BRUHEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42558449
What a lazy slut you can't even clean shit and have to go get a man to do it. Glad she pissed on it desu

>>42559357
Stop going anon. Quit.

>>42559337
FPHThreads are the reason I keep on track with my diet and exercises.

>>42559337

kek, i used to be +350 and I'm loving this kind of threads, fuck off now, thanks

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>>42562971
>>42562982
>>42562997

Saved for posterity

>>42562545
>cravings aren't real, i.e. pregnant women don't get cravings any more than non pregnant people

Cravings have nothing to do with needing the extra calories, it's just hormones going all out of whack. Cravings and aversions are real. I had a friend who started vomiting just looking at chocolate during her pregnancy. Plus you got the people who start to eat chalk and shit like that.

>>42562971
>>42562982
>>42562997

Holy shit anon. I'm so sorry.

Also I fucking hate employers who care so little about their employees. Fuck em, I hope they do get sued.

>>42558362

>The actor shared that he didn't want to hurt his girlfriend but wanted to force police to shoot him in front of her, according to documents,

Suicide by cop is disgusting.

>>42558464
It would almost be sad if it wasn't so reprehensible

>>42561013
>not lolottalita

>>42558687
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why do you spend so much energy laughing at / directing anger towards fat people? I get that they're repulsive, but making the same thread every day is pathological. It's almost like you're

>externalizing your self hatred onto a guntpig in order to give yourself a temporarily inflated sense of self-importance and a dopamine hit.

Morbidly obese people are mentally ill. It's called Binge Eating Disorder and is as much of an eating disorder as Anorexia Nervosa and Bulimia Nervosa. Learn to be comfortable in your own skin, to love yourself wholly and completely, and maybe you won't feel the need to bully the fat kid online.

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>>42558687
Imagine for a moment if you will, the kind of life that woman had to have had to end up like that. It is incredibly, profoundly sad. No one is simply so lazy they get to that point, there is a psychological disconnect, an incapacity to understand cause and effect. For someone to get to that state they either have to be mentally retarded or incredibly fucking sick, living in an internal hell and unable to escape. As someone who struggled with anorexia, bulimia, and binge eating disorder over the course of ten years and has been in successful recovery for four, I can tell you firsthand that overeating is not a choice for her. You have to have a really profound perspective shift, a spiritual experience, or an act of the proverbial god to overcome an addiction like that. Try to have some compassion for these sick people, encourage them to get the help they need if you know any of them in real life, and get on with your workout.

>>42559337
Not at all. These, especially when ((((James)))) is posted, have helped me tremendously since starting my fat loss

>>42558417
>made for small people
>size L
jesus christ

>>42563385

Fatass detected

>>42563385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ouZ2T3guFw

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>>42558362
i been saving this one for this exact thread

>bic belated

>>42563385
You're absolutely right. This thread shows the most repulsive aspects of a certain kind of fat person though. Notice that a good chunk of these pictures aren't even photos of unsightly cellulite but just the typed out words of a fat person? It's their sense of entitlement and false victimhood that we hate here. I'm a fat person myself an I wouldn't be surprised if most people here are too.

I come here for motivation. To not be like these weak cunts. And it's been going pretty well. I've lost 8kg in four weeks by doing intermittent fasting and checking this thread.

>>42563740
>this whole post
t. Khajiit

>>42563385
>Why do you spend so much energy laughing at / directing anger towards fat people?
that's what keeps me skinny

>>42562545
Of course you get your dog off of what it's humping, but you DON'T jump down the throat of the owner because of it, you DON'T call it RAPE, you DON'T have a HISSY FIT.

>>42562545
My wife gained 20 kilos while she was pregnant. She usually eats little, then she turned into a food vacuum cleaner.

She lost it after the delivery tho.

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>>42558449

>>42563664
So how rich is he

>>42563664
Wow there must be something really wrong with her. Mental illness really bad or stg

>>42564338
Does she not.... Bathe.... Wouldn't it electrocute her?????

>>42558819
I wouldn't go near san with some of these wounds, many are probably just scars but some look new.
Thats a fucking infection hazard

>>42558515
y couldn't Hitler have eradicated this sort of filth from the earth

>>42558449
>I can't even
kys

>>42558640
fat people shouldn't be allowed to sit next to other people. not on planes, not in basketball games, not fucking anywhere.

>>42558772
>those calfs
B-BREHS

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>>42558533
>mfw they finally learned

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>>42558681

>>42558864
> Not weigh more
C'mon lad

>>42558855
More like no abs

>>42563192
Why didn't you get workers comp, bro? It did happen at work, they can't deny you it and if they do you can sue them.

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>>42558611
that's what a normal human female looks like

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>>42564487

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>>42558362
The lesson is: never hire a fatty.

>>42558793
Crabposter, do you have any pet crabs? You've inspired me to buy a hermit crab soon, he will inspire me with his claw gainz.

>>42558452

Yeah being skinny doesn't necessarily mean you're fit, but being fat always means you're not fit

>>42565177
Being gay means you ain't shit

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>>42558449
>I can't even

LEAVE YOU FUCKING ROASTIE NORMIE BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42558464
I agree with her she shouldn`t lower her standards, but no one else should either, high standards among the lower class decreases the likeliness of breeding

>>42558553
hello there aunt cathie are you mad about about your two childrens two fathers and and 5+ or some shit like that step fathers leaving you?

>>42564338
>One bar of battery

Come on....

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>>42565197
kek bitter landwhale

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>>42558405
kek

>>42558731
which fat person show is this from?
also what season and episode?

>>42562997
Anon, in all honesty, you are an asshole. Thus, you have earned my respect, beacuse you were an asshole to a subhuman who had coke as blood.

So, what do you work as now?

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>>42563457

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>>42565497

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d9ehXFnYhg

IFAF
i fuck all fatties

>>42559746
A lot of nurses work long hours and are exhausted when they come back. Most of them want an easy meal they can throw in the microwave at the end of the day, and getting them to worry about their health when they're worrying about 10-20 other peoples' is pretty much futile.

>t. Son of a formerly obese nurse who smokes regularly even though I tell her it's garbage for her

>>42558909
What the fuck?

Where is there a theater showing fucking Spy Hard of all things? I'm pretty sure people weren't using "thin privilege" as a phrase back then, were they?

>>42558533
well there went my respect for women, holy shit

>>42559357
>>42562685

Keep it up. Your knees and ankles will thank you.

I wasn't as big as you two, but I was very close to 300 lbs, and losing as much of the weight as I have (down to 215 currently) has made a huge difference in my quality of life, and I plan to get down further.

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>>42558640

>>42565428
probably exercised more in the making of this video than in the past five years

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>>42558362

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>>42558784

>>42559746

'Cause the health field is corrupt and unhealthy its current state. And it's easier to tell others what to do and take care of others than to do the work yourself.

>>42558753
This "thing" is literally retarded, right?

>>42565513
>even the doctor is a fatass

jesus.

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>>42559337
Get fucked
>>42559357
same here 310
started from 380

>>42558452
kevin keeping it real

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>>42563385

>>42558449

> I call a man because he needs to see it (And clean it up)

And women actually think they deserve equal pay

>>42565448
One of those freaky eater shows. She ate nothing but cheesy potatoes for like 30 years
Full episodes is on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smBgwCmXhY8

>>42559337
I think we've estabilished that FPH threads do help people to motivate themselves, however I think they might have another adverse effect.

I think when someone looks at the people in these threads and see dwarfplanet levels of fatness, their own fatness seems less significant, and their required weight loss less urgent

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>>42561013
She drinks a Lo-liter of coca cola every 2 hours

>>42558449
Fucking roastie cunt complaining about another whore, like you're any better

>>42559337
/fph/ is my daily reminder to not be a disgusting fuck.

>>42559337
I'm overweight and these threads are great motivation. You're dumb as shit.

>>42558644
>It's pure self centerdness that she didn't anticipate my tantrum over her weight loss surgery
Narcissism and obesity go hand in hand. It's a scientific fact, but don't ask me for proof.

>>42558713
>fatties with cute faces
Should be a crime

>>42558471
>a 4chan post of a screen cap of tumblr comments of a screencap of Facebook comments on a Facebook post of macro image with impact font

>>42559357

Was 340lbs at 6ft 6in tall. Strict diet and I was down 100lbs within 7 months. You can do it anon. Slow and steady, fast and aggressive, as long as you are committed, honest and dedicated to yourself you will get there.

I'm proud to see another person take back control of their life.

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>>42558533
>why don't you save your sister's life too before she accidentally gets harpooned by someone

>>42566267
Proud? Why are you proud? You don't even know him you queer faggot.

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>>42559337

>>42565524
PSA: never leave your kids with a fatty, they'll fuck anything.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/SAPD-Babysitter-forced-sex-acts-on-4-year-old-boy-11942339.php

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>>42558417
>>42558434
>>42558449
>>42558459
That's not how you greentext and anybody who actually believes your story is dumber than you

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>>42566121
K E E P G O I N G

>>42558523
>ripping off the haircut of the chick from die antwoord

Girl autism

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>>42558523
>Rachel you are one of my biggest role models
>biggest

>>42563664
wonder how much she charges per hour

>>42565605
>I immediately ejected the DVD, snapped it in two, and reported to Netflix that it arrived damaged
Fitness is no excuse for illiteracy.

>>42563664
Holy, that guy could be actually pretty good looking under the blubber. Either she has a life insurance policy on him or she genuinely has a feeder fetish.

>>42563664
His tits are bigger then her entire body.

>>42564461
Last I heard the girl had a fetish for feeding guys and getting them fucking huge. Basically she's fucking insane

>>42565644
Mirin dem lats

>>42563438
Get off your soapbox you phony moralistic windbag. If you're a recovering anorexic what the fuck are you doing browsing a fat hate thread? Obviously you don't have your own house in order or you wouldn't be looking at eating disorder jack off porn. So shut your worthless mouth and fix yourself.

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Hey, folks. So I built a home gym about a month and a half ago (see pic) and I've been doing my best to use all the different pieces to find exercises that feel right. The problem is that since I'm starting from basically zero muscle, EVERY exercise feels like it's having a benefit. I simply don't have enough time to do every exercise on my list (I keep a sheet and mark my progress), so I'm hoping you guys can point out which ones are essential and which I can drop. I've organized them by equipment, but I'm not sure if I have all the correct names, so if you want any clarification let me know.

Thanks.

==Barbell==
Bench Press
Squat
Incline Press
Front Squat
Hip Thrust
Lever Press
Upwards row
Overhead Press

==EZ curl bar==
Bicep curl
Behind the back upwards row

==Dumbells==
Shrugs
Behind the back above the head tricep extension
Flies lying on my back
Flies lying on my stomach
Dumbell bicep curl
Dumbell Squat
Forearm Curl
Preacher Curl
Bent over backwards tricep extension
Hammer Curl

==Cable Gym==
Wide Bar Back Pull down
Wide Bar Front Pull down
Chest Squeeze
Tricep Pulldown with a rope
Leg Extension
Calf Curls
Ab Crunch

==Dip Station==
Tricep Dips
Calf Raises

>>42561139
same, fellow /fat/
lost 40 pounds this year, plan on losing 20 more before Christmas. Fat Person Hate threads remind me to keep going, and if I'm motivated enough I'll make it

>>42563213
Cravings an repulsions have both hormonal and functional components... they're designed to get the mother the nutrients that the baby needs

> craving dairy products in periods of rapid bone development (calcium), but eating cheese vs. ice cream is largely hormonal
> craving fish when the brain is forming (omega-3s)
> vomiting around lunch meats because the high nitrates can be dangerous to the fetus
> cravings for dirt, ice, an toothpaste signal a greater need for iron

>>42566612
Um, I'm not sure you posted in the right thread, friend.

>>42558742
>enters a beauty contest
>you don't get to judge me
???

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>>42558362

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>>42559337

>>42559337
I don't consider fat "people" to be "people"

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>>42558362
We need eugenics to cull these fucking rejects off the planet.

>>42559337
if a fatty gets demotivated from seeing what they should not be, then they deserve to die

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>>42566544
Go make a thread, dummy

>>42558848
>We don't know
We literally do

>>42566015
You tried

>>42565605
"I immediately ejected the dvd"

>>42566381
>>42567131
Yes I know, fuck me, I reacted to the post too quickly before I finished actually reading the image.

>>42558523
I agree that Body Mass Index is bullshit and not everyone has the same ideal weight at x height but FFS her knees are buckling.

>>42559357
Keep it up. One day you're going to enter one of these threads and feel complete disconnect from these beasts.

>>42563438
Thanks for the wallpaper m8

>>42558718
>because finding an opinionated genderless or genderqueer superfat genius intimidating is fucking trigerring

fucking gets me every time kek

>>42566705
Who is that semen demon on the right?

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>>42558793
Knowing that you're out there, somewhere, collecting pictures of crabs and occasionally sharing them with us really cheers me up.

>>42558405
This better be satire

>>42559746
Nurses know very little about health and medicine. They're just laborers that move patients, hang medicines, manage IVs, clean piss and shit, etc. They sure as fuck don't know anything about nutrition.

>>42567392
This. They don't even follow proper body mechanics when moving patients which is why there is a high prevalence of injuries in workplace for hospitals and nursing homes.

>>42558853
look nigger, just find something new that some batshit hamplanet posted.
it shouldn't even be that hard

>>42562971
>>42562982
>>42562997
Jesus Christ, how horrifying

>>42566015
4/10, keep applying yourself

>>42566849
i died

>>42558411
I don't understand. Are they saying that the people that worked for it don't have privilege or that by working for it they didn't earn it??

>>42567586
I think they're claiming, in order to support the validity of privilege theory, that eating healthy and working out has no effect on whether or not one is a sculpted Adonis or a pile of blubber.

>>42558848
Actually we do, it's called "dieting" and "excercise" to do this incredible magic feat which causes people to lose weight.
fuck off fatty shill

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>>42567606
>confusing the poster with the author of the screencap

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>>42565497
>>42565513

>>42564373
this is a really good post

>>42565497
>>42565513
>>42565513
whah the fuck is up with his "legs"

>>42558805
The rural areas are leagues better if they're not also poor ares. Rural poor areas are the worst of the worst.

>>42567660
If I'm not mistaken (which I very well may be, I vaguely remember the explanation of this from a similar situation I saw on TV once), when you get that fat your body no longer has the amount of blood required to go through all the vessels, nor does your heart have the strength to get blood to all the vessels. What your body ends up doing is prioritizing your organs and deeper skin tissue, so the skin ends up dying before it's at a point where it will flake off as dead cells, and it ends up looking like that. Like I said though, I could be completely wrong about that.

>>42558649
When you bury someone, they don't put supports around the hole typically. This looks like the start of a fucking mine shaft.

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>>42566612
TFW I'm craving kids toothpaste right now...
Idk its something about the taste... minty with a bit of strawberry...
And I'm not even capable of being pregnant...

>>42567703
>>42567660
Fuck me, I'm a retard. It's extreme psoriasis onset by obesity.

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>>42558791
Cute story

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=efyrzAewjz8

>>42558864
anon pls

>>42558627
I hope she falls too, and lands on muh dick

>>42558502
Weren't the prisoners hauling one of their body types into the dock at the very beginning?

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>>42558891

>>42559337

shut the fuck up. fat shaming myself is the reason i decided to lose weight. i've lost over 110 lbs. im on holidays right now so i've been slacking off with my diet. all it takes is someone to post the 600 lb dead fat chick vivisection and i am back on the wagon.

>>42558908
Because they're mentally ill...

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>>42568085
top jej

>>42558694
Powerlifters are organizing?

>>42568119
for what it's worth, i have schizophrenia and was radically left wing before i started taking the medication. im not sure what some of these people have, but congregating in communities that perpetuate their bizarre behaviour on the internet is probably the least healthy thing for them.

anybody watch this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNO3QqpcUH8

>>42568164
And as a schizo you spend your time on 4chains.org

You sure the voice coming out of your pillow at night wasn't right all along? Maybe you should deep fry your shoes...

>>42568212
It's 12:10am and I'm heading to bed soon. I spend very little time on four chins. Maybe deep frying my shoes is something I'm missing out on, who knows. Sounds like a waste of good shoes and cooking oil though.

>>42568185
I've seen this, but it never gets old. Thanks for sharing anon.

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>>42568185
fucking lmao

>>42568185
F A T A L I T Y
A
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A
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I
T
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>>42558694
Mirin' forearms

>>42558945
I chuckled and I raged. Cheers anon

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>>42560556
You need to be 18 to post on 4chan

>>42559337
As a former fatty you can fuck off.
These threads gave me drive and motivation. Went from 14st 7lbs of fat shit to 11st shit tier Ottermode.
If they only way to get fat people to lose weight is by body shaming them then they need it. Tough love etc.

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>>42565513
Holy fuck this triggers me so much

>>42558868
>trigger warning: skim milk

>>42559357
yup. down 50 pounds sheerly from FPH side flex routines.

>>42565497
>>42565513
I always wondered how Barron Harkonnen got ready in the morning

>>42568926
The Baron's like half the size of James.