> no fruits Am I gunna die?

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>>42557902
>He fell for the fruit meme

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> he fell for the fad

>>42557902
I rarely eat fruit and I am the pinnacle of fitness and health.

You know how they tell you to eat fruit everyday, I don't. You know how they tell fit-bodies to have cheat days, well I do.

I eat meat and eggs and cheese and get super lean all week and then when I need a cheat meal, I buy 10 kiwi fruit or 6 grapefruit.

I eat all of these kiwi or grapefruit in one sitting. It instantly makes me feel amazing and the sugars taste so good. The contrast to the meats and eggs that I eat really compliment my taste buds and make my keto diet bearable.

An hour after eating the fruit my asshole has turned into Yellowstone park. Mists of methane erupt from my anus and other holes that I can't even see.

It eventually leads to "get naked on the toilet" level of diarrhea for an hour and then I immediately hop in the shower, and once I get out my meat diet is reset.

>>42558006
why would you do that ?
Why would you keep following a diet that make your body unable to process fibers , it's literally making you sick .

>>42557902
>no fruits
>tomato
hmmm

>>42558366
this is an american board, if you don't like it get the fuck out