/fit/ in 2042

>i never asked for this
https://youtu.be/0hkCcoenLW4?t=23s

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>unatco gym
>nsf everywhere
>manlets with leg augments
>lockpick the storeroom and steal all the bioelectric cells
>manlet runs out of power and his leg snaps while squatting

good

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>implying I'm not saving up for a cyborg body so I can be a dozen times stronger than fleshlets and don't have to waste time at the gym

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>smartbells start to rebel against gymbros
>leads to a massive gym tech machine uprising like in terminator 3
>lowly dyels and /fat/boys are the first to be killed
>eventually we decide to petition the Chad association to send reinforcements
>too busy with the gains goblins infestation in the creatine mines
>can only send a Brad who doesn't even have mutant-mass bio-piano man armor
>shitwe'refucked.hologram
>just when myself and the landwhale slayers were making our last stand in the protein factory, we hear a loud crash
>the smartbells and jaden-smith machines turn their gaze toward the door of the factory which has just been broken down
>there before us were the piano-man himself
>everyone in disbelief, we all thought his crack-whore robo-wife had him hooked up to the golden trenthron of life during his coma
>fuck yeah
>as the dust clears, we see that he has been augmented with cyborg limbs, making him a hybrid machine-mutant
>suddenly, he charges forward with the force of 1,000 scoops and impales the nearest smartbell with his steroid needle
>"goddamit i said 4 SCOOPS CMON!"
>he single handedly saved our entire gym from the robot uprising
>before any of us can thank him, he walks away
>mfw he starts curling one of the smartbells for his 16 hour arm workout
>one day, maybe i can save up for cyborg arms to leave humanity behind...