Lol

>only 100

>>42554859
what? how the fuck?

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Haha came to post

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>>42555079

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>>42555085
Are you happy now /fit/???

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>>42555104

>>42554859
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW FAT WAS SHE?

>>42555127
not fat at all /pol/tard

>>42555114
>was diagnosed with Guillain-Barre syndrome
>but it did not point out whether the syndrome was directly caused by deep squatting
Goddammit Jews your media is so fucking retardeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

>>42555127
>Chinese
>Fat

She sounds like the exact opposite you mong. Frail and puny.

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>>42554859
wanna know whats funny? me listening to this fucking board

some anon claimed eating onions raises test significantly so I googled a bunch and there was zero relevant research on humans, only fucking rats. but hey, apparently onions have a shitton of benefits so I did it anyway

I went to the grocery, bought an entire 1kg pack of onions and I ate at least 1/5th of them today. fuck it's painful. onions are hard to eat in large numbers. and the only difference I feel is that I have a penetrating onion stench coming from my mouth. nobody else said anything but I can taste it in my mouth so I am sure about it

>>42555135
Why are you assuming he's from /pol/, leftycuck beta?

This is why lifting is bad and should be banned.

>>42555135
>>42555163
fuck off to tumblr leftard cancer

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>>42554859
RIP lil Chi girl.

>>42555153
So otherwise genetically inferior then? No normal person dies from 100 bodyweight squats.

>>42555114
>syndrome is thought to be caused by problem with the immune system
>somehow caused by squatting
classic fear mongering fake news, jeez...

>>42555180
tbqhfam I wish I'd collapse and die after doing squats. then at least I would die during the only time of my life when I am happy

>>42555187
>so otherwise genetically inferior
Yes.

>>42555195
Oh well ok then, so the news article writer is just a fat feminist who wants everyone to be afraid of exercising so she can feel better and it has nothing to do with squats? Ok in that case ripperoni lil Xiao

Shit, my uncle had GB; it's no joke. It can be caused by any strain on the immune system , usually it's survivable but this girl got unlucky.
RIP

>>42555154
Nigga stop, onions are not gonna boost your test. Read selectively and decide for your self If something could be factually correct

>>42555216
Well damn now I feel lik a cock, I shouldn't shitpost while drunk.

>>42555211
>this article originally appeared in the sun

probably more likely some bland skinnyfat guy who was seriously scraping the bottom of the barrel for news stories. shame the girl had to go out like that though, it sounds like she really wanted to help her family

>>42554859

were they bodyweight squats?

>>42555254
Yep, she wanted to ensure that her papa could continue staying healthy and she died due to it. That fucking sucks.

>>42555154
you were supposed to eat garlic dumbfuck

>>42555384
>she died due to it

But she didn't. She had a disease.

>>42555416
Like I said, I'm fucking wasted ATM senpai. My drinking has gone out of hand which means nothing I write will be coherent.

>>42555154
Holy fuck are you literally retarded.

>>42554859
> 100 Air squats
> Killing you
Holy fuck, we've reached levels of unfit that shouldn't be possible

>>42554859
Her boss just wanted to stare at her ass while she squatted.

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>>42555324
>Witness and former employee, Xian Lau, was reported as having said that their employer kept a squat rack and barbell in his back office that he used solely as punishments in the workplace

>man tells you to do 100 squats because you were late, even though it isn't the military
>do them
She needed feminism

>>42555154
I was in that exact fucking thread and I remember the exact fucking post you're talking about and you're absolutely fucking retarded.

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>A manager at the firm told Guangdong Television Broadcast that the manager in question was an avid bodybuilder and routinely used workout routines as both punishment as well as a way of 'hardening' his employees

Fucking great. First the protein 'overdose' and now this shit. The /fit/ community is under attack by the media

>>42555549
The media jew is trying to keep the populace soft and weak.

>>42555440
Read.

>>42555459

>>42555440
She has a nervous system disease, also it was already posted that the boss kept a squat rack and barbell as punishment so they probably weren't bodyweight squats.

>>42555114

>girl has some lethal syndrome
>something happened a week prior to first symptomps of said syndrome appearing
>'omg that one thing she did MUST have been the cause for her death!'

Goddamned fear mongering clickbait title. They'll claim 'they reported the truth' since there's some small line near the end of the entire article which states they're not certain if the syndrome was linked to the squats.
Fuck ""journalism"" like that.

when you take ass to grass too seriously

>>42555577
5 months ago, I would have dismissed this as a joke.

>>42555324
Yes, and she was wearing flip flops.

>>42555135
How can people be so deathly afraid of /pol/

>>42555220
>>42555410
>>42555438
>>42555532
fuck you

at least explain why I am retarded for giving this a try. I have not seen any evidence either that eating onions doesnt do shit

>>42555656
for stupidity to thrive you need censorship

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>>42555743
>I have not seen any evidence either that eating onions doesnt do shit

And I've yet to see evidence that there isn't an invisible dick constantly in your mouth. What's your point brainlet

>>42555796
wow you are so rude

>>42555627
>when your squat is six feet deep

>>42555796
Whoa got me thinkjin

>>42555743
>Believing the advice of a Mongolian furry dress up forum
>at any point in time

Do you really think that you'd discover some hidden T trove that is hidden from science, health coaches, and high octane athletes?

If you really wanted to find the best source of T you could have just looked up a fitness journal or gone to a web site dedicated to bodybuilding. What works and what doesn't isn't hidden.

>>42555154

You're supposed to add a little piece of onion into your salad you fucktard. Not to eat a whole bag of onions.

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>>42555154
10/10

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>>42554859
>.au
>dead chink

>>42555884
do you really think I havent done so years ago? those are all shit too
>muuh sleep more muh prevent stress and always swallow

in the end the only thing that is proven to work is injecting it up your ass

>>42555154
GOTTA EAT BIG

>>42554859
If only she had her oats for breakie this wouldn't have happened

>calisthenics
Not even once

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>>42555114
>did The Press one too many times
>shit I got Lupus
>tfw

>>42555154
SOME

>>42556208
>1rm raid boss encounter
>cast deadlift one time too many
>boss debuffs me with leukemia
fuck

>>42556231
>Fail last rep
>Steven Johnson syndrome
Fuck

>>42555633
Kek

>>42555154
you juice onions and add a couple tablespoons to water and mix with honey.

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>>42555822
fuckin lol

>>42555079
>tragically
>tragic
lol

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>>42555154
I want to believe

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>>42554859
Not my fault that she has shit genes.

>>42555114
This brings a new meaning to "ass to grass"

>>42555154
>posts pic of anon fucking /fit/ advice
>while the post is about fucking up /fit/ advice
what a ride

>>42555085
>A HARDWORKING teenager

If she was so goddamn ''HARDWORKING'' she would be on time and not die doing something not difficult.

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>>42554859

Who cares? chink lives are literally worthless.

>>42555743
Hey anon, wanna make some cool crystals?

>>42557215
oh dear.

>>42557215
I understood that reference.

>>42554859
>sea.fm central coast
bet you go to anytime op

>>42557215
>tfw you didnt care for the controversy and actually made a bunch of cool crystals
best feel cucks

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>>42555154
I have the screenshot of the post if anyone is wondering

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>>42555135
>anon calls somebody fat
>is called a /pol/ tard
Remember fags, there are leftist shills on 4chan to discredit /pol/ on every board since they can't shit it up directly.

>>42555211

>xiao xiao

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>>42555822
Underrated

>>42559022
LMFAO its another episode of pol getting btfo'd

>>42555154
Last I heard, the onion thing works with at least 1g/kg every day...
let's go big, 1 large onion per day, use it to cook. That's normal and good for you.
Don't go full retard.

>>42555154
you're gonna make it

That father though.
>make teenage daughter work in order to pay your bills
>daughter dies due to genetic condition
>blame the company, using her death as a means to try to jew some bux
Absolutely disgusting

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>>42556728
believe what? want me to take a pic of the onions?

>>42558095
it was a different post actually

>>42557215
I've been long enough on 5chinz to at least know about that

>>42557154
You ever had to payoff your father's medical bills at 18?

>>42554859

Was bound to happen if that's all it took desu. That's the same exertion as like 3 flights of stairs.

Good riddance.

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>do squats
>get guillain barre
>do the press
>get lupus
>do bench press
>get breast cancer
>do dips
>get polio
>do deadlifts
>just drop dead on the spot
Why even bother?

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>>42555114
>tfw finally have a legit excuse to skip legs

no Guillain-Barre syndrome for me

>>42559504
I hope some poor newfag reads the filename before they attempt this, I remember when this was first posted years ago, truly malevolent.

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>>42558095
>not reading the whole thread, or the study

>>42555154
>>42559323

>>42554972
prolly fat

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>>42555154
>>42559956

>Mice and humans each have about 30,000 genes, yet only 300 are unique to either organism. Both even have genes for a tail, even though it's not "switched on" in humans.

>"About 99 percent of genes in humans have counterparts in the mouse," said Eric Lander, Director of the Whitehead Institute Center for Genomic Research in Cambridge, Massachusetts. "Eighty percent have identical, one-to-one counterparts."

Testosterone and vanilla mice is a case where the probability of onions being incredibly helpful for T is good.

>>42554859
>ciao xiao

>>42555114
>>42555104
>>42555085
thanks for posting, i'm glad we didn't have to give that site views.

lying cunts, how can you look yourself in the mirror after writing this

>>42556208
as this article clearly shows us, you should stay away from the press.

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>>42555154
It's probably helpful drinking some diffusing oil and a lot of water.. maybe a few drops of essential oil for smell.

>>42555154
This is retarded, how can squatting cause a "syndrome". I just want to punch the fat face of whoever wrote this shit. Literally zero knowledge and intelligence of anything.

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>>42555135

>>42559664
yes actually dumbdick. once when i was 17 and once again when i was 19

>>42554859
Good

>>42555154

So you did some investigating, correctly reckoned that it was stupid...and then you did it anyway?

This board mang.

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>>42555154
Bruh

>>42555154
"It's retarded but I'm gonna go it anyway"

>>42555154
It only works if you live in a swamp.