>gf is tall and slim >has to wear XS and XXS clothes >visible

Wtf cottage cheese ass is the best you fucking low test homo

>>42551858
Her ass is all fat and no muscle. Encourage her to squat so she can build a 10/10 bubble butt and dump you for chad.

>>42551858
Let me guess - she never works out

Great thread

>>42551871
>>42551878
what does lifting/squatting do to the fat stored in your ass?
it'll just make it bigger, more mascular, how does it remove the cottage cheese?
what does squatting has to do with the skin on your butt

>>42551899
muscular*

>>42551899
You should just leave fit retard

>>42551899
Are you seriously retarded? Her ass is skinny fat, the squats burn the fat and build muscle.

>>42551919
>cant answer the question
lol
>>42551935
just like crunches and situps burn the fat on your stomach right?

gl with your toning btw

>>42551899
Maybe she'll burn some fat // get some body recomp going on.

I'd embrace it though as much as possible.
>GF has some crazy fat distribution, all goes to her thighs and butt
>Got her into lifting
>Slowly getting the best butt

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>>42551858

>>42551858
Tell her to squat and cardio

>>42551871
Why would you say "10/10 bubble butt"? It sounds really autistic and cringey to talk like that. Weird dude. I knew someone who talked like that, was a very odd guy

>>42551954
took me a while

>>42551954
>Oh my god...

>>42551899
Are you dumb?

Have you ever had balloons around 2-3 days after a party?
Like how they go all wierd and saggy?

That's your gfs ass right now, doing squats will inflate it to become tight

>>42551943
You're just dumb as hell man. Did that guy say squats only burn fat off your ass? No. He suggested squats because it would burn fat off your girlfriends rank ass while building muscle there, which she is obviously fucking lacking. Quit being such a faggot.

>>42551967
i have autismo

>>42551967
>I knew someone who talked like that, was a very odd guy
>I am projecting past experiences onto present events

so your girlfriend is slim, toned with a phat ass

you're coming here complaining because?

>>42551899
fat is soft tissue that sags and tends to lack natural form. muscle is far far firmer tissue and will hold form, as well as molding the fat around it.

>>42551985
What am I looking at?

>>42551858
Read the fucking sticky

>>42552042
this

>>42552001
What do you mean, like I inhale the helium out of balloons but I don't get what you mean, if I suck the helium out it would be like passing Chuck's store to Sneed you know?

>>42551943
>heh, youre just not smart enough to entertain a retard huh?
>lol

Youre obviously lost

>>42551954
Sauce on the furries

>>42552160
Not an argument

>>42552173
fucking degenerate

https://e-hentai.org/g/1101909/c6ef4b40ae/

>>42551899
>goes to a fitness board
>resists all fitness advice

If this isn't bait you are legitimately retarded and should consider suicide.

>>42551869
Please be bait

>>42551858
Get a new gf

>>42551858
Are you guys by any chance Asian or Injuns?

>>42551899
well if you have ever tried squatting at all in your life you will notice tightness in your glutes. Surprise girls get that ass muscle tightness also. Squat bellow parralel and combine it with cardio. She'll have less of a granny ass.

Skinny fat girls don't work out and have all fucking weird looking legs and or fat cellulose asses because they don't have much muscles.

A lot of my exes did exercise and fixed a lot of those gross issues. Cellulose ass, weird non-straight legs, and/or sloping shoulders.

Squats, deadlift, yoga, and not being a lazy piece of trash will fix this.

>>42551899
>>>42551899
Cellulite is caused by fat going through weak muscle walls, and by hormones.

>>42552025
>I use experience to make predictions

>>42551871

squatting builds quads primarily

weighted sprints and walking lunges are the best for ass

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>>42551869
This desu senpai

>>42552861
Eww

>>42552718
>weighted sprints
goodbye knees

>>42552562
Strong this

>>42552718
Walking lunges yes, weighted sprints WTF no.

>gf doesn't eat or exercise
>wonders why her ass looks like shit

>>42551858
lol OP is learning about the female form

i'll give you a hint, buddy. entropy always wins.

>>42551858
I unironically think thats perfect

>>42552003
>rank ass
Kek

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>>42551869
literally this

>>42552861
source pls

>>42551869
fpbp. OP is a faggot

>>42551858
you sound like a faggot

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>>42552861
>>42553669
>>42553770
my high test niggas