/sip/

>started keto 4 days ago
>sipping ultras to replenish lost electrolytes
>no keto flu
SIP SIP Y'ALL

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two weeks worth of /sip/ping pictured

>>42551548
You go get that beetus, champ

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S I P B O Y S 2017

>>42551572
Live by the sip, die by the sip

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>>42551387
Jesus Christ man
Sips are good but you need to chill out
1 a week bro

>>42551641
>he only sips once a week
AHAAHAHAHAH
>>42551548
>no ultra
>'sips'

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>>42551387
is she ,dare I say it, /oursipgirl/

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>>42551572
stay mad ;^)

>>42551686
wtf man just get white

>>42551387
I don't understand this meme. The white Monster tastes the best but what does it have to do with fitness

>>42551655
>muh zero ultra

kill yourself

>>42551548
>>42551387
>>42551484
>>42551601
>>42551641
>>42551682
>>42551686
Enjoy your premature heart attack.

>>42551686
what a meme fridge

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>>42551715
racist

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>>42551641
I used to drink about 10 a day back when I was in high school for years but I had to cut it down because I was getting painful heart palpitations/cheast tightness and headaches

I only have about 3-5 a day now

My tolerance is high so it isn't as bad as it seems

Plus I exersise and am extremely healthy so I'm fine >>42551731 unlike what this cunt said. I probably eat healthier than you.

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>>42551686
>>42551548
>>42551739
>>42551818

>midf detected

>>42551686

Woah nigger! What the fuck are you doing with your bread? It goes stale quicker in the fridge!

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>>42551387
>tfw quit sips because muh artificial sweetener

I miss it bros.

>>42552147
coward

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>>42552231

>>42551686

>blue

absolutelydisgusting.tif

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>>42551387
>TFW I got a cold one in the fridge

>post in one of the university threads on/fit/ to find some gym bros
>go to Stanford, so I figure I should find some intelligent lads
>the Stanford guys are all sipboys

ESS EYE PEE BEE OHH WHY ESS
SEE ME IN THE CLUB WITH IT TATTED ON MY CHEST

>>42552147
muuhuuuuuh the french champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence

>>42551387
>tfw about to take my first sip before work

>>42551718
No calories, no sugar and an insignificant amount of carbs. Tastes great, gets you energized and doesn't effect gains.

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>>42551718
Monster Energy Company™ sold 3.8 billion 16 ounce cans of product last year. That's a 12 pack for every man, woman, and child in America. But we get it. You don't sip. You're the only person in the universe. So, no one probably sips right?

What you nonsippers don't understand is that most companies spend their money on ad agencies, TV commercials, radio spots, and billboards to tell you how good their products are. At Monster™ they choose none of the above. Instead, they support the scene, their bands, their athletes and their fans. They back athletes so they can make a career out of their passion. They promote concert tours, so their favorite bands can visit your home town. They celebrate with their fans and riders by throwing parties and making the coolest events they can think of a reality.

In short, at Monster™ they all walk the walk in action sports, punk rock music, partying, hangin’ with the girls, and living life on the edge. Monster™ is way more than an energy drink. Led by their athletes, musicians, employees, distributors and fans, Monster is… A LIFESTYLE IN A CAN™!

Has anyone ever /sip/'d during a workout? Results?

>>42553273
stronger, faster, better PRs and everyone will respect you once they see that you're a sipboy

>>42553245
Is this a pasta??....

>>42553465
no it's the truth

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sips don't even work for me anymore. I gotta lay off. I should just tap into my natural energy and motivation, and not rely on a beverage for working out.

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>>42551731
Enjoy eating out my asshole

>>42553465
no THIS is pasta

>go to store, buy white monster because everyone on 4chan is raving about its' distinct flavor
>open can and begin to chug
>the carbonation burns my throat and my eyes begin tearing up
>trying to ignore the pain, I slap my testicles
>funny, or ironic (maybe both) this in turn DOOBLES the pain
>I do not waver. My sips drink monster will be chugged.
>finish entire bottle in a matter of seconds
>I am proud of myself for ignoring the monster's carbonation pain but my testicles still throb. I slapped them hard.
>before I can do my victory dab to a Ray Charles, Lil Wayne mashup, I begin to burp
>it must have been the carbonation that made me burp.
>the carbonation made me burp and burned my throat when I chugged the monster sips

say goodbye to your natty cards

Why sip when you can succ?