How to get Araragi body ?

Is that one of the anymoo dudes who wants to fuck his sister with a toothbrush? I'm not sure what the incest toothbrush routine is, friend.

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>>42548505
Dunno but it seems pretty effective

become vampire

be anime 1x5

>>42548492
God that body is prime

>>42548492
Youre never going to look like your Japanese children cartoons you stupid fucking weeb

>>42548492
calisthenics nigga

Become a monogatari series universe version of a vampire and have your body regenerate to its most healthiest state automatically

>>42548492
Do some push ups and get to 7% bf. Also be pale as fuck and don't have any spots on your body

>>42551094
Being vampire is easiest way to get swole. You never have to stop lifting because your muscles regenerate fast as fuck.

Is being a vampire better than roiding?