Got in my first fight today /fit/

But why did you attack immediately? They just said stop no? maybe they were going to ask something?

>Got my first assault charge today /fit/

>>42547516
>this happened

>>42547516
Fuck off loser

>>42547516
You did good. Go on with your life now.

>>42547516
>front snap kick his throat
Calm down Bruce Lee

Hey OP, tere's already a "Things that never happened" tread here >>42538727

>hanging out with two of my buddies having a good time
>see some angry guy approaching us, we get worried and concerned for him
>friend steps in front of his path and says "stop there buddy stop" because he wants to find out what's wrong
>friend gets punched in the jaw
>think "wtf is wrong with this guy? He just attacked my buddy for no reason"
>guy turns to my second buddy and hits him with 5-6 shots dropping him
>decide to tackle the guy
>get punched a bunch in the kidneys
>I double over and turn to the left
>get kicked in the throat
>fall down

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>>42547566
Would you give them a chance to probably shiv you, fagget? I wouldn't OP acted correctly in this situation.

>>42547516
>be hanging outside bar with friends having a good time
>see guy walking towards us
>noticed one of his shoes are untied
>I tell him to stop because I'm worried his next step may be the step that trips him
>about to tell him about his shoelaces then he punches me in the face
>beats the shit out of me and my friends

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>>42547516
in what kind of shithole do you live OP? is it eastern europe? i think it must be

>>42547586
nah nobody cares about drunken scraps

>>42547799
sounds like england

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>be exposed kidney
>working overtime since my host is out on a drinking binge
>one of my host's budy approaches some 5'6 manlet, saying "stop there buddy stop"
>manlet freaks the fuck out
>turns and hits the guy with 5-6 shots dropping him
>my host starts tackling manlet
>is too drunk to actually pose a threat and leaves myself wide open
>I'm the only body part that the manlet can actually reach with his fists
>he fucking punches me so hard
>overhelmed with pain, my hosts falls to the ground
>fuck this guy

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>>42547793

>be fist
>rest of body is acting really strange and angry tonight
>feel myself swinging back and forth, uh oh body is walking fast
>get slammed into some guy's face
>fucking ow
>body turns and smashes me 5-6 time into another guy, completely mangling me, pretty sure i now have PTSD from this
>body gets tackled so I'm gonna be stuck on "protect the face" duty again like always
>instead get opened up on an exposed kidney
>the other guy doubles over and turns to the left
>foot goes fucking insane and kicks this guy in the throat

holy fucking shit

>>42547742
Kek

>>42547810
K E K

>>42547834
K E K I M U S M A X I M U S

>>42547774
"stop there buddy stop you dropped your wallet"

>>42547516
https://youtu.be/3tKp4T9ZUCM?t=742
blaha?

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>>42547810
>>I'm the only body part that the manlet can actually reach with his fists

>>42547516
This never happened.
Let's say it did though. No matter what the retards say on this board, YOU OP are the aggressor in this situation. "Stop there buddy" isn't a threatening phrase,not enough for you to go full spaz,autistic,typical /fit mode. You could of dropped something or you shoe could of legit been untied.
>Would you give them a chance to probably shiv you, fagget? I wouldn't OP acted correctly in this situation.
There is no proof they were going to "shiv"
him. Stop watching TV , it's rotting your pea-sized brain you colossal faggot.
You will probably be arrested OP if there were camera's on the street anywhere that recorded you assaulting 3 drunk gentleman. If they file charged,expect to go to jail,then the assault begins on YOU and your virgin asshole.

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>>42547624
kek

>>42547516
Dude... you don't just attack without cause. That makes you a coward.

>>42548513
>virgin asshole

/Fit/

No one here has a virgin asshole

>first fight
You must be 18+ to post here.

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>>42547810

>>42548555
Squat plugs don't count.

>>42547742
Fucking lost it kek

>>42547810
Kek

>>42547566
he's mentally ill

>>42547516
>NAP intensifies

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>>42547742
>>42547793
>>42547810
>>42547834

First thread to have me in tears in months.

>>42547516
I got into a fight last weekend. Ended with a guy hitting my car and me plowing through a crowd of people.

R.I.P. OP.

>>42547799
Why? Because there are few drunk people and sperg guy?

Pretty sure this is bait but 90% of the time a drunk guy on the street wants to talk to you he's gonna smile and say/SHOUT one of the following
>"You having a good time man?!!"
>"I'm fucking DRUNK MAAAN!"
>"You're so fucking *tall/ripped/handsome/standoutfeature/"
>"Hey where are you going???"
They just want to socialize and be varying levels of uncomfortable and wholesome to others, nothing wrong with that.

>>42547810
>I'm the only body part that the manlet can actually reach with his fists
KEK

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>>42547742
>>42547793
>>42547810
>>42547834
Premium kek

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>>42547810

>>42553460
Kek.

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>>42547742

Suck their cock afterwards for post fight gains?

>>42555275
>/b/
fuck off

>>42547624
Autist does not realize that the 40-year old was hitting him up for some back alley cornholing.

>>42548513
just because you live in a nice neighbourhood doesn't mean everyone else does faggot

>>42553849
this DESU

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>hanging out at park people watching
>wife left me so depressed
>3 dudes chilling, getting drunk, one of them just got a kid
>reminds me of the best days of my life
>he stops random people walking by saying he just became a daddy and offering them booze
>some manlet speedwalking towards them
>proceeds to beat the shit out of them while shouting anime quotes
>speedwalks away
>ambulance later arrives, the guy that got kicked in the throat is in critical condition
>mfw their suffering is my joy

>>42552437
Nah you're just a pussy

>>42547516
Congrats on the roid rage

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>>42547742

>>42547516
>turn and hit the second guy with 5-6 shots dropping him

Lol at this motherfucker fantasizing about being in DBZ

>>42555499
Doesn't mean he has to attack someone for saying hold up a minute faggot. That's assault and he will be going to jail. So will you it seems,very soon.

>>42547774
how many times have you been stopped for any of the following

>where's X bar/club
>got a light
>got a cigarette
or any other general drunken chat, versus a mugging attempt?

if OP is telling it true then he didn't "get in a fight". he straight up assaulted 3 drunk dudes who were probably too pissed to fight back properly. real fuckin big man.

>>42547516
Whats wrong with you. You need an assault charge

>be bouncer outside club
>three dudes outside handing out promotional flyers
>a fat as fatass neckbeard approaches, one hand in his back pocket protecting his wallet
>one of the dudes offers him a flyer, the guy punches him in the face
>turns to the next guy, slaps him 5-6 times
>third guy tries to restrain him, gets a fist in the kidney for his trouble
>guy tries to kick his throat but his leg snaps
>he drops
>rush him to hospital
>fucker's lying in a hospital bed laughing his ass off on anesthetic while browsing an imageboard on his phone

>>42547742

I took off my VPN just to tell you I cried. Keep doing what you're doing, anon.

"Hey buddy , go home and get ya fuckin shinebox"