mirin stories

>on good bulk sitting at a strong (5'8 215)
>see gym receptionist working the same day I deadlifted 315 Pounds. (Three Plates for dyels)
>she was wearing the tightest fuckin leggings ever
>i wanted to fuck her so hard

>>42538745
similar thing although i'm 5'4

>receptionists smiles and greets me

needless to say i had the best day at the gym

tfw only have ugly receptionist that practically force you to say hello to them and you dread walking past them everyday

tfw you fix this problem by buying headphones and ignoring them

>receptionist almost said hello to me today

Feels good bros

>>42538745
M8, I hit 315 for reps at 179 5'10 9%

>be 12% body fat with some decent amount of muscle
>compliments everywhere, strangers ask me if I'm a weightlifter, etc
>bulk up and male INSANE gains
>down side is went up to 20%
>literally no one ever comments on my body anymore
this hurts brehs

>>42538727
>work as a barista
>constantly bending over, squatting, stretching to reach various fridges and shit
>female coworker im good buddies with always tells me when girls are checking me out
Apparently it happens a lot, although I've only ever had one grill tell me I had a "wide back" one time at work

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>at work
>having a smoke outside browsing /fit/
>girl comes out of the store
>can feel her looking at me
>look up from my phone
>uh hey?
>o-oh hey, I just wanted you to know you're cute
>catches me off guard
>oh uh, thanks
>I mean like really really cute
>struggling not to say "y-you too"
>she just winks and walks away

Noob gains are a godsend

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>>42539238
Sweet god just imagining myself getting caught of guard with something like that and the spaghetti is already leaking out,i dont even want to know how bad i would have had handled it, What is the proper response in a situation like that /fit/ help an autistic brother out

>>42539262
"Thank you, you're pretty cute too"

Whenever I got miried I ignore it.

>>42538745
Is this bait?

>>42538952
that means you left humanity behind, good job m8

>>42539262
You say "cute enough to smooch?" and then pucker up

>>42539262
"Wow thanks i'm so glad you came along, you know i've been sitting here for hours and i was worried noone was appreciating me. I'm anon, we should grab coffee sometime, do you have snapchat?"

>>42538968
bet if you actually had the courage to talk to those girls the conversation would go good until they found out you just brew fucking coffee for a living lmao

>finish my workout
>nice pump, wearing shorts and a t-shirt
>im 190cm tall, 92kg, 7/10 face, with a nice tan, dark eyes and dark hair, mediterranian
>escaped skeleton mode so women hitting on me and checking me out is new to me and i just find it hilarious (along with flattering ofc)
>riding the tram back home
>take a seat
>3 qt teenage girls are sitting across me
>notice one looking at me, whispering something to her friends, then the other 2 look at me and start whispering and giggling
>decide to stare out the window because i'll start smirking like a retard
>cant control my eyes so every now and then i glance at them only to catch at least one of them looking at me
>this goes on for another 2min
>i start smiling uncontrolably
>they start smiling too
>what to do, what to do
>stealthy and quickly flex a cep while they're looking, all the while looking at them
>they start laughing
>they nod in approval and thumbs up
>i laugh too
>my stop comes
>i stand up to leave
>they wave goodbye
>wave back

was a funny experience all in all.
Ah and please spare me the "WHAT REALLY HAPPENED XDDDDD" bullshit

>Fist day back at school
>Im 2 years older then the rest
>principal (female) walks by
>wow anon you got big!
>"uhhhhh yes"

Did i miss my chance to fuck a milf?

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>>42538918
Thanks for the encouragement.

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>>42539472
And then you woke up

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>>42539472
>mediterranian
>190cm tall

Please

>>42538918
Nobody gives a fuck, no need to put him down like that.

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>>42539291

YESTERDAY I HAD THE BEST MIRING OF MY FUCKING LIFE AND GOT A DATE!
>be me, 23, 6'0 190lbs
>got out of work early
>perfect oportunity to overdose the preworkout and be able to sleep at night
>15g of preworkout, about 6g of beta alanine and 4g of arginine
>gym almost empty
>girl i always mire is on one of the benches
>fat dude is on the other
>"hey anonete, can i take turns on the bench?"
>"hey anon, sure"
>rack 2pl8 on bench and do 5 reps
>"wow anon i never realized how strong you are"
>trying not to be autistic and say "haha thanks, i'm trying to lift heavier nowadays"
>she does her set with 25lbs dumbells
>i ask her to spot me
>load half plate each side (22.5lb p8)
>she goes to the back of the bench and places her crotch couple inches from my face
>i bench like i never benched before, broke pr for 4 reps
>after that i did the same meme chest workout as she did and we talked for about 2 hours
>when she finished she said "well, i'm done for today, it was nice working out with you anon"
>yeah, it sure was haha..."
>one second of awkward silence and she turns away to go
>i grew a pair and asks her out to crack open a cold one
>"i'd love anon, are you free tonight? i'm not working today"
>"yeah, definitely, when should i pick you up?"
>"8 is fine, here is my number, text me right?"
so yeah, i've got a date with a cutie pettite girl that

>>42539525
Croatia buddy. Im not even considered THAT tall.

>>42539554
This didn't happen.

>>42539525
I'm mediterranian and 196. If there are nignogs with >100IQ there surely can be Brownies over 6'0, no?

>>42539554
Sir, I am mirin this story. Gj sport

>>42539583
>anon asks a girl out after working out with her
>REEEEE THIS IS IMPOSSIBLEEE

>>42539554
Congrats brah. Im proud of you for that pr

>>42538745
>5'8 215
>on good bulk sitting at a strong
if this isnt bait, you need to cut immediately

>>42539554
Why was she doing dumbbell bench on a bench with a barbell?

>>42539569
if you lived in croatia you'd be considered quite tall, I've never seen someone over 180cm there.

>On a trip in a different city for 4 days
>Get a gym pass for two days in a nearby local gym
>Weird because I am so used to my home-gym by now
>Start doing diddys
>First warm-up set with 1pl8 and I already get a complaint from the gym coach there about setting down the weights too hard
>Work my way up to 3.5pl8
>I think I caught a couple of people mirin every now and then

Help

I'm becoming more self conscious of my body.
I see people staring at my chest and its making me feel uncomfortable.
>I'm a boy fuk u

>>42539583
sorry to disapoint you then?
>>42539613
thanks bro, going to a nice trendy pub with her, already got her adress, only two streets away from the pub
>>42539633
thanks bro, next week i'm trying 285lbs for at least two
>>42539675
idk, woman right? funny thing, she was doing it with her head on the oposite side of the bar

>>42538918
u so stronk

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>nerd status, straight A-kid-who-skips-recess-to-do-homework status
>Follows me through to highschool even though I started to develop a cynical edge since browsing 4chan
>Find /fit/a year after browsing only /b/
>Go from 165lbs 5'1 to 160lbs 5'7 (fat to muscle)
>Top of varsity tennis
>Only male in top 10 of class
I got a literal flood of mires, students, teachers alike, one chill gym teacher who was super fit after a heart scare thought I was the bees knees so snagged me a scholar/athlete award
>Older students in the mixed grade classes who used to pick on me (I just called them assholes back) would now be openly impressed with my progress

Now I go to uni where everyone is fit enough so I don't stick out, so no mires.

Pic related is from beginning to end of highschool

When a girl says "you look familiar, do I know you?", is she trying to flirt with me?

I get that line a lot. Or maybe there's another, more popular dude in town who looks just like me.

>>42539788
Maybe. Maybe you just have one of those faces.

>>42539262
Her: You're really cute.

You: Yea? How so?

Her: Spaghetti bursts from every pore of her body.

You: Well give me your number and we'll see if we can work something out ;)

Her: *Putty in your hands*

>>42539854
Literal autism.

>>42538745
>215lbs
>only deadlifting 315
almost at that 300 deadlift at 167lbs

>>42539788
i use that line to flirt with girls, so probably

>>42539775
Glad your neck got big enough to support your head.

>>42539832
>Maybe you just have one of those faces

Not that other guy, but I have one of those faces. When people say I look familiar, I just ask "Do you happen to watch a lot of porn?" with a sly smile.

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>>42538727
>it feels way more autistic when typed out like this t b h


That's actually quite cute autism m8, made me chuckle.

I had a mire at work yesterday

>meet eyes with grill
>I look away
>i look back 20 seconds later after talking to coworker
>shes still looking so I stare back
>her eyes dart to the side and back to mine like 3 times in a couple seconds before she stops looking at me

>>42539926
lmao leave your fucking room once in a while that's a charming non autistic response.

>>42539472
enjoy the mires brother, there are many more to come keep it up!

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H-help me friends

>been on a couple of dates with a cutie
>after second date she texts me
>"Mr flirt"
>i am like what do you mean?
>you flirted me so hard, why wouldnt you kiss me?
>im like, didnt think you'd allow it(I fucked)
>her "Well, lets hope you get another chance the next time
>the next day, she asks me if i wanna follow her home after her shift

Through the entire date she kept feeling me, to keep it related.
How should i approach her for the kiss?

>>42539693
http://www.naturalheightgrowth.com/2013/03/18/the-tallest-people-in-the-world-appear-to-be-from-croatia-and-serbia-specifically-dalmatia-and-the-dinaric-alps/

>>42540265
>>im like, didnt think you'd allow it(I fucked)
wow
just
wow

>>42540265
Just go for it first thing next time you see her

>>42540265
>How should i approach her for the kiss?
Nigga what? just lean in.

>>42540041
How is that admiration that was literally just a person looking at you

>>42540265
Grab her by the pussy, autist.

>>42539238
just like my Chinese cartoons

>>42539354
No homo

>>42538918
please leave

>>42539788
If you talked back she probably wouldn't mind

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>>42539291
same af i use to be a lil ugly (atleast i wasnt a beta) when i was in hs and one time i was walking by a group of bitches (who were pretty attractive) and one of em complimented on me as i was walking by and at first i didnt know they were talking to me so i didnt say anything as i walked by
>mfw

realized it after like an hour later and lol'd about it they prolly thought i was a autist

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>>42538745
>>42538918
>>42539956
>hurr I deadlift more than you :c
365lb deadlift at 140lb bodyweight, now stfu nobody cares.

>>42539854
you wrote it pretty autistically like
>>42539926
says, but to be fair a "yeah, how so?" response is the right thing to say. flip that shit so she's on the defencive again

Brate mi dinarci se ne klasifikujemo u mediterance i ako tehnicki smo tu negde

>>42538918
315 for reps at 155lbs 5'9.

Why you gotta try and show him up man, how do you like it.

>>42540019
it's true lads, no homo

i do this sort of thing all the time (obv not on purpose) and grills always tell me it's cute, they like it

too bad it's only online grills and never anyone irl i can actually date hahaha kill me ;_;

>>42540331
>>42540335

It is not that easy, im pretty sure im one kiss away from scoring 3 grades above my level.

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>>42538745

congratulations you triggered me

>>42540492
>i ako
[reaction image conveying that ur fuckin RETARded]

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this happened like 7 years ago but:
>be in athletics, but mostly do simple weightlifting routines
>lots of grills
>one day be bench pressing
>coach is coaching some solid 7/10 grill
>coach comes next to with her and comments that my arms got really big.
>grill says that she wants to touch my biceps and starts to walk towards me
>dart away like a fucking cow about to be branded with hot iron rod
>everyone looks at me like at a fucking autist retard
>mfw

>>42540527
man up pussy

>>42540462
Lol I look wayyyy better than you. Top tier aesthetics are what really matter.

>>42538727
>At a festival during hot Aussie summer
>End up taking my top off while dancing all night
>3 girls come up and ask for a photo with me

>>42540462
>Diddly's in the squat rack

Do people actually do this?

>>42540527
take yourself seriously bro. you're a grown ass man afraod to kiss a girl who openly asked you why you didnt kiss her. next time you see her just ask is now a good time for that kiss and go for it. sack up cupcake

Hey guys, just went from kissless virgin to a virgin

I'm halfway there to making it

>>42539854
>pore
it's paw you fucking brainlet

>>42538745
Wha.. what?

>>42538727
>Shopping in Costco
>Putting things in my cart and just looking around
>Get tapped on the shoulder by a very cute but obviously underage female
>Hands me this flier for some karate studio that her dad runs
>Asks me if I will go
>Tell her I will think about it
>She smiles and walks away
>Think to myself "that was weird. She must be handing those out to everyone in Costco"
>Put the flier in my pocket
>Continue shopping. Feel like someone is staring at me.
>Casually look to the side and see her again just staring and then runs off
>Realize no matter where I am in the store she is quietly following me
>Later see her with her parents and she is talking with them.
>See her suddenly point at me
>Think to myself "shit, this Jackie Chan guy is going to kick my head off my shoulders"
>Quickly move to another part of the store.
>Grab what I need and get in line
>Feel stare and once again she is behind me
>Says "hello" and I say "hello" right back at her
>She looks very flushed in the face and then runs off
>Realize then (because I am rather stupid apparently) that she was crushing on me big time.
>I buy my stuff and drive off
>Still have the flier but I haven't called because the last thing I need is some underage girl with a Jackie Chan dad to complicate my life.

>>42540527
>>42540527

>you flirted me so hard, why wouldnt you kiss me?
What the fuck are you talking about? She basically begging you to kiss her. Just lean in you fucking retard

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>>42539238
>tfw real life will never be anime

>>42540462
Stop being so cocky and go work on your 275 squat depth

>>42539554
Congrats my brother, one step to becoming a Sick cunt <3

>>42539262
"you want I should give you my fuck? please respond"

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>>42540812
>Will never live the life of Ichigo Kurosaki
>Will never have qt 3.14 younger sister wanting you inside her
>Will never have big chested female "friend" want me to pump her full of my juice
>Will never rescue a qt 3.14 royal (Rukia) who would routinely rub her crotch in my face while wrestling me
>Will never have big chested friends of Rukia want to show me their tits

I could continue but it makes me sad knowing I will never have that life...

>>42540748
is this a spicy new meme
because if not, you're fucking retarded my dude

>>42538788
>you dread walking past them everyday
lol you awkward fuck, its their job to say hello and bye

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>tfw no gym receptionist

where my pure gym lads at?

>>42540958
in bermondsey *blows kiss*

>>42540958
>never see receptionist because my gym doesn't have one.
>Anytime Fitness is my gym
>I am there usually around 4:00 am every day (except Sunday - that's my day of rest)
>Often I don't see anyone the entire time I am working out
>Feels like this place is my own gym
>Now I can't stand it when there are others in "my" gym so working out really early has spoiled me.

>>42540958

Puregym Bristol here brah

>>42540798
Go to her.

>>42538745
>3 pl8s
>strong

When will they learn?

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>>42541101
>last thing I need is some underage girl with a Jackie Chan dad to complicate my life.
>underage girl
>underage

>>42538727
did you fug?

>>42539472
They were laughing at you because you're such an ugly nerd.

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED XDDDDD

>>42539472
They were making fun of you lmfao.

>>42540915
This makes me want to rewatch bleach. It's been about 8 years though, so I'm afraid I'll hate it now

>>42541110
You replied to the wrong post, nerd

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>>42541099
>last thing I need is some underage girl with a Jackie Chan dad to complicate my life.
>underage girl
>underage

>>42539775
Too bad you'll never made those facial gains

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>>42539554
>rack 2pl8 on bench and do 5 reps
>"wow anon i never realized how strong you are"

It doesn't take much to impress DYELS these days, huh.

>>42539262
>Thanks, you got a name?
make small talk while you smoke and ask her for her number when you're done.

>>42539554
Nice man!

>>42540527
Heres the secret trick.
Brush her hair to the side with your hand, or just put your hand on the side of her face first. Makes it a lot easier, and when she doesn't pull back from your hand it'll give you the extra confidence boost.

>>42539762
wuddafuck, should've just asked her to move to a normal bench

>>42541277
She's literally mocking him for not kissing her. Stop being a faggot and just do it

>>42538727
>walk onto subway platform
>girl eyeballing me
>stare right at her and smile
>no reaction, just a staring right at me
>i casually lean against the wall
>backpack causes uneven weight shift and I fall to one side like an autistic sperg
>laugh it off to myself
>profit???

>>42540916
*your

>>42540527
Wait for silence. Deep eye contact or her looking at your lips. Go in as though to kiss her and she'll meet you 3/4ths of the way

>>42538745
Literally did 315 for 1*10 at 155lbs.

Also, you were the only one mirin

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>>42538727
>>42538952
>>42539238
>>42538968
>>42539472
>>42539495

>lifting for attention of lesser people

You are all vain and disgusting.

Lifting is not about social status, attention.

It's about defeating the greatest enemy you will ever encounter, yourself.

It's about bettering yourself step by step.

It's about using your body to it's full potential.

>>42541434
>reddit spacing
into the trash

>>42541193
I will try that as well. I used to love that and I figure it might be an interesting walk down memory lane. Then again it might be like me playing a Star Wars Galaxies emulator and feeling sad.

>>42541461
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>42541488
he is talking about your post

and the way you formatted it

that which we hate the most

faggots from reddit

begone from 4chan

>>42541488
>being this new

>>42539323
if ya have to ask m8

>>42538952
Opposite for me breh
>at 185 before my desk job few mires outside of homos and nasty whales
>bulked up to 225 at 6'2 and get qts throwing themselves at me including a 8/10 manager
I don't understand

>>42541434
Nigga u in a "mirin" thread fuck u mean

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>getting on bus to work this morning
>impatient fucking bus driver closes the doors while I'm getting on and the doors smack my right calf (rubber door edges so it doesnt hurt but is scary)
>shout in a joking tone to him "That's okay man I dont need that leg anyway"
>in front of me some qt 3.14 is holding onto the handguard thing
>burts out laughing and smiles at me
>for some reason I wink reflexively
>take a seat and listen to music
>catch her smiling and looking at me trough the corner of her eye like 20 times during the ride (had shades on for the sun burning my retina at 8am)

Heh

>>42541434
post picture redfag

>>42541837
nice one, i hope your only reason for not going fot it, that she isn´t the kind of qt 3.14 you like

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>>42541858
Is because I have a gf, she was well within my type m8

>>42539238
>cute enough to have you number?
*passes the phone*

>>42541904
>>42539262

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>>42538727

>Be me
>be talking to gym lady i recently befriended
>She lifts too, not a cardio bunny
>We both walk to our gym at 4:30 in the morning from opposite directions
>I joke about how i still do even during the cold wisconsin winters with two winter coats and a ski mask
>She mentions she's worried about fall and winter because it will be dark and she doesnt live on the nice side of town like i do (she moved here in the summer)
>I understand her worry, but joke anyway
>"I dunno, with how strong you look i dont think people would mess with you"
>She giggles
>Her: "Not as strong as you!"
>ResistTheUrgeToYouToo.jpg

>>42539693
you are honestly retarded
i am a croat and i am 200 cm tall, i see people taller than me every day
and the average height is above 180cm

>>42540958
Puregym Manchester here mate.

>>42540958
Pure gym London here breh

>>42538788
If you can't say hello to someone maybe you should just give up.

>>42540798
Do it pussy. Underage poon is something every man should experience.

>>42541231
Please don't beat me, but 2pl8 is 40kg? Or 1 20kg plate on each side + the 20kg bar for a 60kg total?

>>42542186
2pl8 is 100kg, aka warm up weight for the bench press of any non-DYEL.

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I've reached the point where extended eye contact (like a few seconds) with any female, whether it's in the gym or as I'm walking, is a 'mire' in my mind. Kill me.

>>42542136
>do it pussy

Go away FBI

Got told all the reception staff thought I was the most handsome man at work.

Felt like something out of mad men

>>42540609
Why do you hold on to this stupid story? Is that the only attractive girl you've interacted with in the last 7 years, anon?

>>42542193
2 x 25kg plates? Not counting the bar, or just using each plate as a weight unit?

And I know 100kg is a very good weight to be benching, not something you commonly see in the gym

>>42542213
>implying anyone's gonna give a shit if a 20 year old fucks a 17 year old.
American consent laws are so cringy. This is what happens when you expose all of your men to a feminine upbringing. Faggots, the whole lot of you.

>>42542220
Not him but cringy memories are the hardest to forget. When I'm in bed tossing and turning I get flooded by autistic moments I had 2-5 years ago. Sucks being an autist

>>42542250
2 x 20kg plates + 20kg bar

>>42538918
glenn, you're not 5'10, and not 9%

>>42541949
>She mentions she's worried about fall and winter because it will be dark and she doesnt live on the nice side of town like i do (she moved here in the summer)

she wants to fuck

>>42542013
which 1 hun?

>>42540737
sorry mate you're only 1/3rd there.
first touching then fucking.

>>42542352
If you are white they will care. I know of two guys I went to high school with that went to prison for having sex with their gf. They were 18 and the gf's were 16 and 17. They are now registered sex offenders.

I also know lots of blacks and mexicans and others that did the same thing and nothing happened to them.

So if you are not white feel free to bang underage girls.

>home gym
>family visiting
>sister has nephew and niece
>waking up at 6 am for lifting
>nephew and niece always wake up at 7 am
>am frontsquatting 2 plaet
>nephew and niece go apeshit screaming SUPERMAN
>nephew said to my sister he wants to be as strong as me when he grows up
im still tearing up when i think about this. this was 1/2 years ago

>>42541434
i lift to become geralt.

>>42542547
SUPERMAN

>>42542518
Aaah, the good old memories. The rush of hormones from the first groping and making out. Good stuff.

>>42538727
first day back to college and I'm getting eye fucked on move in day. feelz good desu

>>42539554
>...crotch couple inches from my face

MMMMmmm, that sweaty vagina test boost!

>>42542547
Setting a good example. GOOD work.

>>42542616
I lift for brapz

>>42542602
Stats?

>get called to work for some help
>see some qt working with the team
>get assigned as her partner
>"hi"
>"hello"
>"so what's your name"
>"oh it's anonette"
>"well that's a stupid name"
>visible blushing at this point
>"what why you're the first one to say that"
>"it almost sounds like X but not quite, it's just stupid"
>....
>"why aren't didn't ask for my name"
>"oh sorry, so what is your name?"
anyway we had fun that night, too bad she smokes and is gonna move out of the country in like a year.
Been over a month and i still think if i should've asked for her number, she was visibly miring my arms when i had to lift some stuff.
Even made a joke that i'm coming with her to see her friend and she said okay.

Too bad my stupid head won't allow any fun and the only way i'll ask for a girl's number is if i could date her.

>>42540041
You dun fucked up. That's the universal "hey, come talk to me, I need to empty your balls for you," look. If you say "Hi!" a girl this interested will do most of the work.

>>42541873
>because i have a gf
Imagine being this much of a beta.

>>42542642
WHY IS THAT MEME SO FUNNY FUCK ME

>>42542657
You sound like a piece of turd

>>42538745
> 3 plates for dyels

You need to reevaluate your life decssions freindo.

>>42542698
how so?

>>42540798
DO IT PUSSYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF NOT FOR YOU, FOR ALL OF US WHO WILL NEVER GET THAT CHANCE!

>>42541949
offer to walk her home breh. she obiously wants the D

>>42539472
>190cm
>92kg
nigga do you even lift? That's like one year of gym.
You wouldnt even have anything to flex.

>>42542670
That's a good way to get your tires slashed and for everyone to think your an asshole breh.

>>42538727
>friend of mine from highschool i havent seen in a while tells me i look much slimmer
>see a picture of me before i started lifting and losing weight
>realize how far ive come
Its a good feel.

>>42540798
If she's like 17 going on 18 go to the studio get those lessons and get a sweet young girlfriend ( after waiting for that birthday of course) with a Jackie chan dad you can drink with. Sounds comfy as fuck. Although if she's Asian your kids would be happas so keep that in mind.

>>42542852
>bench 200 lbs by end of freshman year in hs
>get a decent body
>running in gym class
>decide to take shirt off because i'm a faggot
>a qt girl is skipping class and chilling along the path we are running
>"woah anon, you're ripped"
>probably could've fugged but i was and still am a literal math autist

>>42539554
I'm proud of you brother

>>42542195
I know that feel my friendo
Its a blessing and a curse for it feels great but you know its imagination

>>42542542
quit lying

>>42542976
I bench 205 and I look like shit so I know you're lying

>>42543158
i was 130 lbs and like 5'6

>>42542407
2 x 20 = 40 + 20 = 60 retard

2x20 + 20 bar

>>42542186

2pl8 in American terms means 225lbs/102kg total.

>>42542817
I have 1 main and 4 side girls

No one is gonna do anything to anyone

>>42543167
oh nvrmind thats actually good

>>42538727
Old guy knew you were a fucking faggot for lifting and not doing anything with those gains.

>>42538918
315 for reps at 142lb. And 405lb 1RM. And that's not even good.

>>42538727
>you do sports
>do sports
Both of you are idiots

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>>42538745
>that weight at that height only pulling lmao3pl8
B8

>>42539238
How gay are you to have not made a move?
Or was she uggo?

>>42543199
That is two 20kg plates on each side you fucking retarded newfag

>>42540462
not bad for your weight but do some curls brah

>>42543388
Dude, youre a tripfag, for you accusing anyone of being retarded is like being a faggot and insulting others about sucking cock

>>42541993
>>42539569
>>42539525
Balkan people are tall as fuck. I'm the shortest guy in my family and I'm 6 foot tall.

>>42543622
he's right tho.
when we say 1/2/3/4 you we're talking about plates per side.

>>42538727
>ex-boss who is now regional manager was in the store yesterday for the first time in like 3 months
>tells me im looking "fresh" and if iv'e been going to the gym
>laugh and say yeh a bit
>face goes beet red and break into a cold sweat

>>42539262
"Cute enough to get your number?"

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>>42539775


Easily the hardest I've cringed all day.

>>42543241
I'm not sure if watching harem anime counts friendo.

>>42544060
:( stop

>>42539594

same, serbian @ 6'5

>we walked in the same direction for 10 more minutes

lol hate when this happens

Happens a lot to me when I say goodbye at the elevator and then we're both going to the same floor or something. :/

>>42540265
Nigga wut
>grab by back of head
>kiss, on lower lip
>be rough(ish), but not too rough
>slide tongue in and slight tug on hair
>Pull back and look to see her "I'm gonna fuck" face
Works every time

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>>42539775
proud of you brudda. You need to keep improving yourself

>>42539472
Nice

>>42538745
For reference for anyone doubting this is bait...
I'm:
>5'8
>212lbs
>about 33%BF

My last gym session stats:
>315 squat 5x5 (4 on last 2 sets)
>225 bench 5x5
>100 OHP 5x5
>335 DL 1x5

I'm out of shape no doubt.

>>42539262
Flex a 'cep

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>>42542547
This is why we're here bruh. For the feels

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>>42539992
underrated

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>>42541110
>>42541215
newfag kys

>>42538745
I did 300 lbs at 128 lbs 5' 6"

>>42540700
>>Diddly's in the squat rack
>Do people actually do this?
yes and it's fucking annoying

>>42539262
"You're....pretty good."

>>42538727
You can tell guys you lift, just don't tell women if you're single and looking to play hide the boner.

>>42541949
4:30 in the morning? Tell her you should spend the night with her before the morning you go to the gym so you can be her backup

>>42539262
"Are you an archaeologist?"

You know the rest

>>42539554
>so yeah, i've got a date with a cutie pettite girl that
THAT WHAT?!?!? WHAT HAPPENS!?!?

>>42539554
Hope the d8 goes well brah, petite chicks are the BEST!

>6'1
>Good face
>wide shoulders
>full Italian aesthetics, greasy but good hair and greaser clothes 90% of the time
>175 lb, lean, good strength

>saw old friend
>told me I looked pretty buff
>thank

>cute grills flirt with me alot
>I'm engaged so sorry ladies
>feels good denying them oddly, weird ego rush

I've become a normie. Give it a year or two and I'll have my goal body of fight club brad pitt

>>42538727
>just got home from gym
>have a decent pump still on
>go for quick shirtless run
>black man points and yells from across street saying "i know you a tight end. you a problem on the field huh?"

>>42539704
you werent getting mires they were annoyed of the noise faggot

>>42540700
Not him, but my gym has two barbells and two squat racks. I could deadlift outside the squat rack, but no one would get to use it anyway. Not that anyone even squats at this gym.

>>42544569
that's really bad for your height and weight my man.

i think you should slim down a bit

>>42539554
Nice job. I know from experience that talking to a hot girl makes you stronger temporarily. Sounds like broscience but it's totally true in my experience.

>>42542547
This is the realest mire in the whole thread. Superman, I'm superjelly

>>42545662
thx, I'm trying

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guys i'm 5'9" can I still be mired

>>42545956
if you have a nice face definitely

>>42545956

Yes.

Have a good face and broad shoulders.

Now that people are noticing my weight loss, some are asking me for advice on it. Does this count as mirin, or does mirin have a sexual component as well?

I'll get there someday.

>>42545956
As a 5'6" manlet, yes.

Hopefully you have good face aesthetics.

Also, at 5'9" no one will think of you as short if you carry yourself well.

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>>42546098

>>42538745
This was good bait

>>42539470
what the fuck are you trying to prove you small-dicked asshole? leave him the fuck alone, this is a feelsgood thread.

>>42546114
Joke's on you, tall girls are my kink.

Feels good to be attracted to the majority of girls.

>>42540041
jesus christ that sounds like a psycopathic move

why not just give her a smile and walk up to her "Hi, I'm [anon], can I help you?"

>>42538745
That's not a mire story you dumb autist

>>42541241
>you got a name?
How many movies do you watch Jesus Christ

>>42539470
Good work anon

>>42546244
it's very obvious that he mired her. r u new?

>>42539376
Kek

>>42539472
>solid

>>42542195
you've reached the point where you realise that there are parts of /fit/ that are actually quite unhealthy, i try to avoid a lot of the awful sexism and elitism but mirin threads and FPH threads are always a good laugh

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>getting my hair cut
>lay down in chair to get my hair washed before the actual cutting
>40+ asian woman massaging my scalp with warm water and shampoo
>eyes closed, fully immersed in the experience
>hear some other likely 40+ asian woman go "Oh, [name], you have such a handsome client"
>she laughs and says "Oh, he's not mine, he's [my barber's name]'s"
>I laugh and quietly say "Well thank you"
>lady remarks how they like to banter between each other
>awkwardly laugh again

when will I start getting mired by women of my age?

>later same day
>at dentist, making bantz with him while he sets up his tools
>he asks me what I've been doing this summer
>"eating"
>"well you need to eat a lot, you're a big guy"
>resist urge to respond "for you"

>>42545956
i met a good looking high energy dude for work who was around that height, he was really popular in the group and very blatantly flirted with the girls even though he had a gf back home. One afternoon he forgot something in his room but brought a girl with him when he was picking it up and said "this is where you'll be spending the night"

>>42547380
old ladies don't give a fuck

>be 19 and doing some charity/community work singing in a school
>get brought out to the old folks day centre to perform
>as i'm packing up to leave one of them grabs my hand and says "if i was 17 again..."
>byyyye

I admire the lack of giving a fuck, i think there has to some wisdom in that, hup ye boy ye

>>42539704
Take your trip off you weak faggot

>>42547380
>"well you need to eat a lot, you're a big guy"
>resist urge to respond "for you"

You are strong not only in body, but also in mind.

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>>42542547

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>>42542547
This is the best feel.
>nephew doesn't speak yet, just pantomimes and makes noises
>describes me as BIG GUY by puffing out chest and taking up as much space as he can

>>42547610
>>nephew doesn't speak yet, just pantomimes and makes noises
>>describes me as BIG GUY by puffing out chest and taking up as much space as he can

uhhhhhh speaking comes before that type of pantomiming

>>42547636
He's probably an autist like him

>>42547380
Old women just don't care anymore. Chances are girls your age probably think similar thoughts, but are too timid to let them out.
Just be confident and careless. See how far you'll go just by being open and speaking to girls your age.

t. older relatives used to compliment me a lot, and I realised that once I started talking to girls my own age, my relatives/older women have similar thoughts to younger girls, but just don't give a fuck and let it all out.

>>42539775
It's funny how former bullied people become insufferable cunts if they ever manage to improve themselves.

>>42544418
>giving kissing intructions step by step like it's a fucking tutorial on wikihow
Dude, kissing come with practice and feeling, nothing else.

>>42545317
Sportsworld??

>>42539262
You know, you're the average kind of girl I wish I had sex with in college. But anyways, what's this conversation about?

>>42547636
wht r u some kind of psychologer

>>42540798
C'mon dude, do it.

Karate is good for self defense.

>>42547610
That's not how kids work you mongoloid.

>>42541434
Maximum autism

>>42542990
I mean, if they were repulsed, they would look away, r-right ?

I've been asked if I compete.

Am strongfat manlet. Maybe I should compete...

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>>42547685
>I realised that once I started talking to girls my own age, my relatives/older women have similar thoughts to younger girls, but just don't give a fuck and let it all out.


Good to know, thanks Anon.
Please, take this test boost as a show of my appreciation.

>>42539554
So since you went on a date with her yesterday when this happened, why did you not include the date in this greentext story? Is it because you made it all up and didn't realize you just said you arranged a date for the same yesterday evening?

>>42545275
You're the one who is a faggot holy shit youre retarded, its not possible to do deadlifts without noise.

>>42541434
The alt-right autism has arrived

>>42539992
fucking kek, underrated

>>42541837
Noice m80

>>42544538
most agreeable thing i've read all fucking day

>>42541904
Smoove.

>>42547685
>>42548415
Seconded. I used to be a shy virgin, until a buddy told me to just be more bold. Just not care. Women ARE most often way more interested than they show. They'll NEVER make the first move, and usually be subtle as fuck with their interests. Yes you WILL get rejected, obviously, but you'll be surprised at how often you don't. Even a woman giving you a slight smile might wind up fucking you IF you're willing to make the move.

>>42539238
>literally the one time it would have been a good idea to say 'you too'

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>>42539470
why would the people he works with not know what job he has?

>>42539525
spaniard here and 195cm

> arrive at gym
> friendly
> middle aged lady on the iliptacal machine
> I smile to myself and go straight to my deds
> max out 435 for 5x6 @ 195lbs
> 6.6 tall
> feel like im being watched
> finish my second last set
> look over my left hand shoulder
> no one there
>

Twice I've been too autistic to see I had a chance at work recently
>working
>get asked to work in different department
>move departments and find where I'm supposed to be then get on with the job
>qt chunk girl starts approaching me
>"Hey I'm Anonette"
>"Anonette? I'm Anon, you come to do my job for me?"
>she starts laughing
>literally purposely falls into me whilst laughing still
>wtf is she doing
>hands on chest, she reaches around my arm and starts to squeeze, feeling up my arm
>"uh, you ok?"
>"yeah, thanks, I should probably get back to work, nice talking to you Anon"

>at work canteen
>order rice, beans and some chilli sauce
>"wow, are you bulking?"
>"uh, no, am I fat?"
>look of confusion
>wtf did I just say
>"that'll be $$$ please."
>"thanks"

>>42541837
if you had shades on how did she see you wink?

>>42540265
>>im like, didnt think you'd allow it(I fucked)

jesus christ lad

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>>42549124
>"wow, are you bulking?"
>"uh, no, am I fat?"
>look of confusion
>wtf did I just say

Shit story from this morning -

>doing 1k repeats on treadmill right at the front
>meg griffin looking girl doing elliptical behind me to the left
>catch her watching me from the corner of my eye
>finish my set, lean against the hand rail just to take a breather
>look at meg, see her looking right at me
>she looks up to the ceiling straight away
>i keep looking
>she looks back then looks away again

Lol

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>>42547685
That makes me feel a lot better actually, holy shit.

>>42538727
>walk into work after dealing with a lot of shit over the weekend
>everyone saying you lost a lot of weight
>feeling good as I was burning 2k calories a day running, using laxatives and starving myself
>5'8 95 lb male

Felt good as fuck.

>>42549417

Anon, thats not a healthy weight. Seek help.

>>42549417
Gain some weight skelly, unhealthy being that skinny.

>>42540680
Zyzz?

>>42542009
You ever see Joe Delaney in there? He lifts at a pure gym in Manchester, don't know which one though

>>42549417
Holy fuck man I swing around a maul heavier than you for practise eat nigga eattt

>>42549417
I can OHP you for reps

>running a lot this year
>several women often invite me to run with them
>some have admitted to being nervous about being alone on the trail
>I think some are 'mirin

another, more clear mire...

>running through the park
>pass a group of young girls
>hear one of them say 'I'm not going to say anything'
>hear another say 'I like your shorts'
>shout thanks over my shoulder and keep running

shorts are 1 inch seam, very small, and I was a bit nervous that they showed too much. Now I don't give a fuck.

>>42551093
kek, I remember my first time doing ohp