How Tough Are Ya'

>>42538214
did big poopies in my pants HAHA!

>>42538214
>be me
>peaceful minding my own business, kind and loved by everyone guy
>fatboy seems new to the gym
>me and him on treadmills next to each other
>fattie is moving on 1m/h speed
>keeps staring at me
>"hey man what's up? I think this is the first time I saw you around"
>"Oh yeah my auntie wanted me to go to the gym and like i fucking hate it and like my sweets my mom isn't giving me my sweets and like my sister and everyone lol like?? i dont even want to be here and like desserts are my weakness haha like i eat bread every single day and i heard white bread and jam are like not bad for you and like my diet is li-"
>"oh that's not good"
>I slow down my treadmill to get on the same speed with this fatty
>"You don't wanna be here?"
>"No, like my senpai-"
>"What's wrong fatboy? Don't you wanna lose some weight? Can't you live your life your own way? Tell your parents to fuck off, they can't force you to do shit"
>"You're right but like you know"
>"What?"
>"I don't know like my life is like this other day my dad was like"
>"Bro, want me to tell your dad to not bother you again?"
>"yeah, hahahaha"
>I take his dads number, call him
>"Hi is this fatboys father?"
>"Yes who is this"
>"Oh well.. I'm a medical doctor at the gym and your sons evaluation came out that he is not fit to do exercise, he has to maintain an intake of whatever he's eating right now and the gym is absolutely not the place he should be at. I did some inspections and his obesity was unfortunately caused by genetics"
>Dad almost starts crying telling me how his fatboy is eating everything and the rest of the family is starving
>Look fatboy in the eye
>All he wants is to go home and binge-eat
>"There is one thing I'd do for him though, I'd like to be responsible for his training sessions at the gym so nothing goes wrong and your sons health is going the right path"
>Thankyouthankyou
>Train fatboy for 2 months
>He becomes my prodigy

Life was pretty good and his father never doubted a thing.

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>>42539114
Well done anon. Well done

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>>42538214
>running 3 miles barefoot because lol
>step on lego
>keep running anyway

>>42540303
There's moar but the bottom line is he's now an avid weightlifter, he's been at it for about 2 years non-stop and looks better than ever. I wish I could post pictures of him but I'd need his permission for that. He's now a gymbro helping others etc and the gym is like my happiest place on earth with everyone there. The gym is love man, never stop makin' it /fit/, you hear me

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>>42539114

Anyone who believes this happened anywhere outside of OP's imagination should be shot

>>42538214
i've been posting on fit for 5 years and have never once jacked off to tranny or gay porn

>>42540411
Step right in sir.

>>42538214
>gf is thinking about going back to her ex
>neither of us have really talked about it yet since we both went ape shit over it
>haven't seen her in 5 days
>only communicate over facebook by sending stupid memes and ignoring the elephant in the room
>going crazier with every minute
haven't killed myself yet, so am I at least a little tough?

>>42540400
>Having opinions on whether a story is real or not
>On 4chan

why tho

>>42541086
Have some self respect and fucking dump her.

>>42541184
I should, every sensible fiber of my being is telling me to drop her, but I'm too pussywhipped, I don't wanna let her go, even though I know that if she doesn't decide to go back to her ex now, there's gonna be an entirely new drama in about a month
I just wanna be loved brahs

I'm 5'11" and still managed to get a GF.

>>42541184
I agree

In fact, the only way to possibly keep her is to dump her and then have her beg for you back

If she fucks the ex inbetween that then you say no

If she doesnt fuck him you mull it over and make her sweat a bit before u say yes

>>42541226
considered this too, since I'm 90% sure that if they end up back together it'll fall appart within 2 months, but I just don't have the willpower to fuck her off, and if I do I'll inevitably beg her to take me back within a couple weeks

>>42541221
The reason you feel this way is because you lack a sense of your own self worth. Build something for yourself whether it be a business, a skill or something physical. I personally recommend a DIY western state elk hunt in the mountains. Nothing like testing yourself against nature. Come back a man instead of the sniveling bitch you are now. I wish you luck!

>>42539114
and then everyone clapped

>>42541320
not American so can't really go out for a hunt
the funny thing is, before I met her I was king of the world, physically and mentally I was the strongest I had been in my entire life, I felt like nothing could touch me, then I met her, and I got too attached too quick and she ended up weakening me
what did I get myself into

>>42541291
Dude, you can't beat yourself up for being a step in hitter. She isn't dumping you for him. She was fucking you while she was dating him. Embrace being the alpha and move on.

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My routine includes deadlifts

>>42538214
I drink my unflavored protein powder with water

>>42541536
Yeah, so?

>>42538214
I mix my shakes with warm water

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>>42538214
My OHP is better than my bench.

>>42541710
Holy moly, are you me? It dissolves so much better and for flavours like strawberry it actually tastes quite nice!

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>>42538214
I jack off 7 times a day kiddo.

>>42540411
Your better than the most of us then mate.

>>42541791
>7 times
Low test. I jerk off at least 10 times a day with at least 2 3 hour long edging sessions. I only sleep 3 hours to make more time for fapping. You're a fucking baby brah a fucking kid

>>42541874
But the real question is
do you store your porn collection on 3 external hard drives, one for a certain type of porn?

Prpbably not, pornlet.

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>>42541224

I pass my grandparents to go to the backyard and workout. Then I pass them again when I shower.

I also, sip everyday.

>>42538214
i just did abs, bis and back in one session

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>>42541899
Yes I do. Laptop Internal Hard Drives because they're so compact.
Also a lot of trusty doujins/h-mangas on my work laptop, and a huge backlog. i have to fap in my office toilets to get those 8th and 9th faps during work. I go to sleep at 4 am and wake up at 7 am and check exhentai the first thing in the morning brah

>>42538214
I eat Oats...

RAW

i take a scoop and a half of APS mesomorph w/dmaa before every workout

i've left humanity behind

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>>42542024
>streaming
>furry

Fuck it, I'm going nofap starting today

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>>42542024
Wew kid, I see you have taste in hard drives, but that means nothing when dealing with the web-wide 2025 SJW porn ban.
I am one step ahead, and have manuals on drawing doujins.
Fap to my own creations.

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I hang extra weight from my ballsack when doing pullups

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>>42542064
>furry
Only the acceptable ones brah, yiff in ell and all that. I'm no sheepshaggin horsefucker lad but fuck me if you wouldn't go balls deep in this brah

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>>42542065
right back at you, m'nigga

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>>42542161
B..but.. I t.thought i w..was the only one...
Y-you too.