>go to the swimming pool
>been lifting for 4 years so decent body
>a chick comes at me
>"Hey you're swole as fuck bro"
>I'm weirded out
>but hey why not, pegging can be good sometime
>"thanks female pnj, what do you want?"
>she stares at me like I'm dead
>"a female what?"
>"I meant cutie pie"
>"That's literally worse"
>she leave
>I pursue her screeching
>I picture my self as a mad witch but I'm a man
>she slam me onto the concrete and write "manchild" on my right cheek
>I cry and she leaves again levitating this time
>mfw she was a literal witch
Where did I fuck up?
>>42537569
>Where did I fuck up?
When you left your mom's filthy hole.
>>42537614
Rude.
>>42537569
This is retarded. But you made me laugh, good job.
>>42537569
> Pnj
What did he mean by this
>>42538079
It's the word french for "npc"
>>42537569
pur bg frero
>>42538882
As in non player character?