fph thread

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>>42535544

I too hate fat people. This string cheese is to you, fellow like-minded fit brother

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>>42535544
Reminder that any political shitposting is from fatties trying to derail the thread.
Report and ignore when you see it.

>>42535914
This I believe some HAES person thinks.

But
>>42536007
Reads like satire.

>>42536032
It's not satire, sadly.
The guy in question is a literal cult leader. Ironically he's obsessed with immortality and absolutely terrified of death.

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>>42535768
They are an offence to Sigmar

>>42536007
I want to punch this pretentious cunt behind his hear

>>42536107
>absolutely terrified of death
haha what a fag

>>42538152
>actually believing being fat is superior
is this bait

>>42538152
>triggered
>mobility scooter
>chocolate milk
>cheese wheels

Surely the OP here was baiting for a stupid response

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>>42535914
>intentional weight loss itself may have negative health effects
u wot m8

I don't read tabloids but one of the stories on the cover yesterday was along the lines of:
"Emma, 26, learnt to stop trying to lose weight before it killed her".
I was half-triggered.

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>>42535920
>we don't know exactly what makes kids fat
really makes you think

>>42538272
We don't know how to make fat people into this people or thin people into fat people.

There was a story rolling in brazilian media this week about two fatasses, one made a diet while on vacation and got 20kg thinner in two months, the other got jealous and tried to murder her with a machete, which didn't work since she was a fatass and could barely swing the weapon.

The best thing about /fph/ is that it reminds me why I don't have any social media account anymore. The echo chamber made these people completely delusional.

>>42538152
this is retarded, but I also dont get why people remove the fat in milk. ive been personally told how im going to die from heart disease becasue I dont drink semi-skimmed milk while the person telling me is drinking a coke. semi skimmed has like 2g less fat than whole milk per glass, and its somehow less healthy than 20g of sugar?

Ive also been told by a fat girl going out with one of my friends that I probably have diabetes because she always sees me eat a lot, and eat lots of junk food but I keep loosing weight (which I do, im skinny fat on a cut but I manage my calories so that I dont have to be autistic about it when in social eating situations like parties). Another symptom is that I drink too much water (about 3L a day), drinking water instead of frapachinoes apparently is a warning sign. Shes probably an expert ion diabetes though so maybe I should listen to her.

a fat guy has also given me an hour long lecture about how I shouldnt eat after 6pm because it will make me fat because I eat my main meal at 7pm, this is after I lost 15kg in my cut.

>>42538155
As an ex-fatty, this makes me really fucking angry. I refuse to believe that people this mentally ill exist.

>>42538341
>he says while posting on /fit/
Joking aside I get your point, I deleted all social media in 2012 myself.

>>42538391
I don't understand. How can she be fat when she obviously drinks mostly zero calorie Pepsi Max? That's *diet*. She should be thin.

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yeah sure only women are fat and delusional, no obese man said he was just strong and all his extra weight was "just muscle"

>>42538404
genetics, obviously

>>42538366
>>42538341
>not using social media
you guys are retarded, SM is very powerful now, I spend at least 1h a day on it (the time I used to spend on it anyway) making fake accounts and fake posts, I usaly make a group of friends, start infiltrating some community with it then subtly start changing it from the inside, one group on facebook has over 50 followers who are fake accounts I made, I use these to mainly insult liberals and fat people but I also like the trig-and-turn. One account with a very offensive profile will say something racist or insulting, a small group of people get triggered and start insulting that account based on the content of its profile (oh, of course your a republican, I knew you were from hick country before I checked your profile, and so on), at that point ill use 20 accounts with very libral and PC profiles, usually a couple of gays and muslims, to turn their insults against them, tell then to respect other people, dont judge people based on their place of birth, and so on. They dont know how the fuck to respond and usually end up saying something about internalized misogyny and internalized racism. Although I usualu do it with political topics, I suggest you guys do it with HAES shit too.

>>42538366
Kek

Luckily /fit/ can actually help you as long as you don't fall for the inferiority memes.

>>42538444
>tfw born without nipples so I have to glue pepperoni slices to my chest

>>42538134
Notice how they HAVE to mention that they eat well and are healthy before mentioning that they're fat. Really activates my almonds

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>>42538426
You have too much time on your hands and are probably a sociopathic narcissist

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>>42537606
Disgusting

>>42538426
I didn't read all the way through your post but I had a time when I enjoyed provoking people online with dumb shit. Then I grew up. I don't mean that with a sense of superiority, I mean that literally. I don't get any satisfaction from it anymore.

I try to steer away even from article comment sections, the closest thing to social media I use is 4chan and even this shit I should stop. I'm stuck on the "hmm maybe I should ask this one very specific thing from 4chan" and spending the next 6 hours refreshing threads.

>>42538450
Of course they eat healthy SHITLORD. We all know that getting fat is a magical process that no one understands. One day you're a normal person and the next thing you know you're on a mobility scooter with condishuns. It could happen to you at any time.

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name this shape

>>42538489
photoshop

>>42538489
That looks like a gastrointestinal disorder.

>>42538321
"I'm mentally ill"
You sure are

>>42538485
>implying fat people aren't normal
>implying those without thin privilege ever got to experience life without their fat genetics
triggered

>>42538134
No way this is real

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fuck I only got maybe 2 hours of sleep last night and had to concentrate a lot but now I am not tired, I just feel like fucking shit

I really want to go to the gym but looks like I will have to wait for tomorrow. damnit. all I can do now is sit around doing nothing and wait till the day is over. meanwhile I still look like shit

life can be really fucking annoying

go ahead hate on me for being a useless failure. maybe it will motivate me to take better care of myself in the future

>>42538525
amazing how the facial expression changes


almost like she's happier

>>42538533
outer and inner beauty mirror each other

judging people at first glance is very accurate for a reason. it's not just whether they're fat or not. it's their gesture, the details in their facial expression, that reveals their true nature

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>>42538134
>bar barque
You'd think a food connoisseur like her would know the correct spelling to barbecue.
also
>tfw dogs rolling their eyes at your body isn't enough of a wake up call to lose weight
You know she's a fatty for lyfe, which isn't going to be much longer

>>42538525
>all I can do now is sit around doing nothing and wait till the day is over
ehh, go to bed early, make sure you get a good night's sleep and hit the gym early since you woke up earlier than usual?

>>42538426
Autism

>>42538545
Holy shit, thanks for explaining that.


I thought it was a trendy bar that encouraged people to bring their dogs, called "Barque", with a big green space out back for them to run around.

Fucking retarded fats.

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>>42538489
DeviantArt

>>42538479
Looks comfy.

>>42538410
That man is clearly suffering big boned syndrome, lay off.

>>42538410

Nobody told him he wasn't supposed to actually drink a gallon of milk a day.

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>>42535544
Fresh from facebook.

>>42538967
Is America so far gone that they actually use fat people in advertising? We have fat people too of course but NEVER in an ad.

>>42538967

Food companies know who keeps them afloat. Market to the fatties.

>>42539015
They know their market.
She was getting btfo in comments though. HAES/fat promotion seems to still be limited to tumblr and marketers trying to virtue signal, thankfully.

>>42538973
REKT

>>42538239
nice.

>>42537742
WTF THIS IS MY SCHOOL REEEE

>>42538391
How do they stand like that, is it only possible from their fucked up knees.

>>42538479
does that actually happen to fat dudes?

>>42537742
No abs

>>42538903
You should if you're a skeleton.

>>42537742
>Last name Thore

Well at least she has his appetite.

>>42538426
Keep fighting the good fight, anon.

>>42538354
You sound fat and delusional.

>>42539557
This is clearly bait.

>>42539582
won't be so sure at this point

>>42538525
honestly you will never make it fatso. Don't take this as motivation, seriously just giving you the facts

>>42539730
Privilege is being a fat fucking whale and thinking it's other people who are fucked up

>>42538489
pregnant spielberg alien mode

>>42539866
Hold the fucking phone, Netflix send out DVDs?

>>42538321
"I'm cute as fuck" uses a camera filter that slims your face and contours your nonexistent cheekbones

>>42538973
I hope this really happened.

>>42538134
>bar barque
Maybe the dogs knew she was retarded

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>>42538489
NIBBER

>>42538426
Mirin those b8 skills m8

>>42539980
Yes, that's how they started their business, I heard they still do it in the US, but can't confirm

>>42539356
Ask Boogie

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>>42538479
I am disgusted

>>42538973
>I make it impossible for people to enter their cars
>I am shocked when I get yelled at

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>>42538973

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>>42539849
>be 6'4, 325lbs+ fat shit
>have sleep apnea and one of those hose nose machines
>get a call one day
>"Hello, this is Anon's-Home-Town Medical calling to perform a wellness checkup on Anon. If you are Anon or his caretaker, please press 1"
>I am twenty motherfucking three and have wellness checkups like a dying old man.

Spent the next 4 years cutting to 175. Sleep apnea 100% cured. Bad back 100% cured. These "thin privilege" fucks are going to ruin people's lives and lead them into an early grave, to protect their own hurt feelings.

Hurt feelings which are being hurt by reality.

>>42538155
>if i keep saying it it'll become true

>>42538426
autism put to good use. nice work anon.

>>42538479
so like... where are his pubes? in one of the rolls somewhere? did he shave? how?

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>>42540607

You made it breh. Good shit

>>42539849
>Many thin people have _____

Yeah, and many people who drive at safe speeds get into car accidents. that doesn't mean driving at 100 mph all the time isn't a fucking stupid idea.

Do you know anyone fat? We are 80 guys in office and noone is fat, also no friends or family members are fat.

>>42536007
>...your fat cells can just refuse to do if your metabolically disprivleged

This guy makes me ashamed to share a planet with him.

>>42538489
Lanky Kong

>>42538134
>How dare those dogs be able to notice patterns

The dogs are smarter than the person who posted this.

>>42538321
Is that Sky Williams.

>>42538321
Fat people are never beautiful. I'm a recovering fatty; my body is disgusting, but I'm doing something about it. I'm down a t shirt size after 5 1/2 month of strength training and calorie cutting, and I'm just getting started.

People like this really rustle my jimmies.

>>42538339
Excuses. If you have bad knees, do swimming exercises and upper body strength training.

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>>42538449

>>42538489
HE

>>42538489
I believe they call that "MPreg".

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>>42540708
This shit can't be legit, r-right?

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>>42540708
Audible kek

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>>42538967
>the shitstorm in the comment section

>>42538525
Kind of impressive how much more attractive the face becomes.

>>42539356
It does, unfortunately, although this is an especially severe case.

>>42539457
Here we see a fattie unable to contain her appetite for more than 30 minutes about to devour her foot.

>>42541164
I don't have facebook could you cap pls

>>42538513
Border collies are wicked smart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J982KYWohT8

>>42540699
I doubt its from shaving, there's no stubble even. Fat fuels estrogen and can inhibit hair growth.

http://marnieclark.com/fat-cells-make-estrogen-and-what-you-can-do-about-that/

I'm glad people commented on my fatness when I was a kid, I didn't really realize how bad it was before that happened. Stopped having lunch for a while and reduced to a reasonably healthy weight.

Then family told me I was too thin and my BMI was on the low side of normal so I gained a few kilos, but since I had no muscle that made me skinnyfat. Working on that now that I realized a flat chest and skinny arms don't compensate for the belly and fat ass.

This fat acceptance bullshit is terrible for naive children who don't know how to judge their own bodies. Or at least dumb ones like me.

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>>42540607
>tell me I'm pretty!

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>>42541332
>muh curves

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>>42538967

>>42541328
This video makes me super happy. Thank you anon.

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>>42541112
>fuck you, shitlords!
>y'all wish you had my curves!

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>>42541403

>>42538426
wow holy shit this isnt even pasta is it? for real, you have mental issues dude. Even if the people you're trying to troll have their own- you're not any better. the fact you go so far out of your way to spend time and energy trolling to this extent is just disturbing and makes me feel sad for your existence.

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>>42541431

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>>42538239

fukken saved

>>42541403
No problem anon!
I really like crow videos too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVaITA7eBZE

>>42539962
>>42539974
lol dont say anything to /cgl/ about their fatties ruining clothing, they'll just ban you. they're very much a delusional fatty board

>>42541058
lol people everywhere have been treating females births the same way/worse for thousands of years, you really so taken aback just because they switched the sex thats being victimized?

>>42541489
Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8

>>42541489
>victimized
>>>>>/reddit/

>>42536007

>fat cells are malfunctioning and refusing to release lipids

You would literally starve to death in your sleep if that was a thing.

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>>42538525
>mfw complete skelly growing up
>started lifting in the Muhreens
>went from 135 to 170 at 6'
>no more skelly mode, just look lean
>get out, no more gym access, started to get flabby and love handles
>bought some dumbbells, looked up body weight workouts
>now standing at around 180 despite turbo poorfag mode
>mfw can only keep going from here

There is no excuse fag, do some fucking pushups and air squats

>>42538489
EGGPLANT

>>42538306
Link?

>>42540943
Keep it up anon!

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>>42541443

>>42541443
The fat woman's OH BOY HERE WE GO face gets me every time.

>>42541398
im jealous of those calves

>>42538339
>fuck you for not seeing how YOUR action HURT people.
Jesus fucking Christ. Some people are just so delusional.

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>>42538444
>tfw that looks kinda like me
I just want to die

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>>42541546
>fatism

>>42538444
Gibby?

>>42539980
>Netflix sends out DVD's?
Yea dude. That's what put the all the local video stores and blockbuster out of business.
Fyi, Reed Hastings,the C.E.O. started because some clerk at his local video store charged him a late fee for returning a movie late and he got pissed off and started Netflix to compete with them.

>>42538321
>I'm Black, I'm bisexual, I'm mentally ill and I'm fat
The obsession of these people with being the MOST special snowflake of all is thoroughly baffling

>>42538444
What if that's progress?

>>42541959
B-but there's a thin person right behind her?

>>42541756
Based Julius

>>42541971
I mean, the fat girls are delusional like always but this picture only reinforces the fact that manlets will never learn

>>42542038
I know, but I thoroughly enjoy the Manlet v. Whale war that rages online.

>>42538339
I'm actually curious about this myself, what CAN you do for exercise if you have bad knees?

>>42541715
>aren't i TOTALLY cute and shit? *BRRRRAAPP* *scratches flea bites*

>>42538260
these people think the only way to lose weight is by those fad crash diets of 500 kcal a day

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>>42542092
See
>>42540966

The underwater stuff really slows the momentum and provides constant resistance. It's the reason they have senior exercises in pools a lot of the time.

>>42542092
swimming

>>42542092
i don't know if this applies to everyone but when i had knee problems, most of my issue was having extremely tight hamstrings. had to stretch a lot for months before the pain went away.

>>42538489
mpreg?

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>>42541303
Here's a small taste

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>fit
>fat

the doublethink amongst the HAES community blows my mind.

>>42542203
>Rage comics
Hang yourself

>>42542092
This, i want to exercise my lower body too. I dont want to look like Johnny Bravo. What exercise I can do in my house if i have weak knees? So far i can only do squats.

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>>42542203
That pic explains one of the basic differences between males and females. When a man sees an ideal man, he aspires to be that guy, like James Bond for example.

When a woman sees an ideal woman, she makes a tumblr and complains about how that ideal isn't real or not what men want or she must hate herself if she has to look like that etc.

Men climb a mountain to reach the top. Women complain that there is a mountain top and declare wherever they are to be the new mountain top.

>>42542283
Hahahahahahahahaaa

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>>42540943
gambare robot!

>>42542293

Oh really? Explain every single fat fuck dude in My 600 lbs life, then.

Fat dudes thinking they are better than fat chick. Please lardass.

>>42542092
Some form of cycling. Easiest on the knees is probably the stationary recumbent bike.

Or just do some upper body stuff. Some boxing excersies should get the heart rate up

>>42542283
>small portion of *her* seat
>*her*
what did she mean by this?

does anyone have the edited comic of the flower crowned fat girl flipping off the skinny one and her boyfriend comes and she hangs herself and falls through the floor and the cops show up

>>42538239
Reported

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>>42541328
And yet in China..

>>42538426
Reported to the Justic Department. Enjoy prison you psycho.

>>42538479
i've been obese, and my dick was "shorter", but i could not comprend how this could happen

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>>42542494
No different than eating cattle you dumb fuck.
>inb4 chink
Nope.

>>42542392
the fuck type of mutation is this?

>>42541971
I'm 6'04" and this still makes me kind of mad.

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>>42542157
>the 16 pin port chafed

>>42542293
wow. choosing such a short pasta.

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>>42542541
Difference is that chinks believe the more the animal suffer, the more it releases endorphines, and thus makes the meat tastier.
That's why they blow-torch live doggos, boil them/skin them alive, in order to enhance their flavour.
That shit is fucking subhuman, you can't possibly compare it to the way we kill our cattle.

>>42542640
>roid rage
every time

>>42542211
>A small taste.

I don't think that fatty knows what a small taste is.

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>>42541928
I know the feeling bro, but you can't give up!

>>42542388
>A couple of firefighters couldn't lift 500lbs

Clearly this is all the firefighters fault for being DYELs

>>42542584
What does a guy see in a woman like this?

>>42541431
>front driver's side tire wearing out before the other three

Is this bait?

>>42542719
You ever lift something that heavy with the room being hot as hell and smoke going into your lungs and eyes ? No? Didnt think so faggot

>>42542734
He's probably got little to no confidence and she approached him first. He probably thinks that this is the best that he can get.

>>42541496
>I'd like to see if she has any significant muscle

Just fucking look at it

>>42542231
Is this true?
Same whale that argued with based julius right?

>>42537742
>No abs

At least they got that right

>>42541546
>FALLYN STAR
this post is pretty old, wonder if he's old enough to shoot up his school yet

>>42542651
I don't disagree with that.

Most people who have a problem with chinks eating dogs is due to the fact that they're eating dogs and dogs are somehow special or different, which imo makes no difference.

>>42535544
There was an African girl in a class who looked 9 months pregnant, like beachball bulge. Another preggers girl tried striking up a conversation about her coming kid and the African said she wasn't pregnant.

Either she's lying or has the absolute weirdest fat distribution ever, I still can't comprehend it. Even had that outie bellybutton like a thumb

>>42542784
I still don't see how you can prefer that over nothing.

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>>42536007
>metabolically disprivileged

>>42538134
>dogs are smarter than fatties
Truly man's best friend.

>>42538450

They think they eat well so long as they go to Panera Bread once a week. Never mind how shitty they eat the rest of the time. It's as if one healthy meal cancels out all the other bad decisions.

>>42540607
HUrt feelings are the reason I went from 6' 250 to 185. One of my best friends would introduce me as Chubby or Lardtard or some stupid name. WOuld constantly shame me for being fat and giggle my belly. I showed him.

SHAME ISNT BAD! It's a force to get your ass in gear

>>42542654
at least her dog's not overweight, too

>>42542392
How is this thing even alive

>>42535544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC2Ur6t0PdM

>>42542628
source?

>>42542584
To be fair brussel sprouts don't taste very good and smell worse in my experience (boiled)

>>42542392
BURN IT

>>42542734
Plenty of donuts

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>>42542293
>Men climb a mountain to reach the top. Women complain that there is a mountain top and declare wherever they are to be the new mountain top.

Post of the year

>>42542231

fake

>>42542498
im REALLY curious ... whats a fathlete like? eating competition?

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>>42542729
this is just the horror. if games where on that level of graphic detail it would be an endboss.

>>42537742

You know, I honestly can see a 'no body shame' dance class where fat women get to practice dancing/zumba and simply relax without being judged for their obesity while burning fat, getting fitter and, you know, dancing.

But with a coach this big I cannot imagine it working. A really good idea ruined.

>>42543063
To most people, but come on - it's edible food. Only babies start retching from food they don't like. I don't like avocado, but I'll fucking eat it if someone serves it up during lunch.

>>42538444
nice get, also why did you cover your chest with Pepperoni slices

>>42542871
I'm not adamant about this, but the argument is the human/dog species relationship.

They were the first domesticated animal, not for food mind you, but for usefulness/companionship. We co-evolved/existed with them to the point where each species picks up on subtle cues/has brain reactions to the other naturally to an extent not found in other species.

Furthermore we specifically developed them to basically be our friends/partners. Maybe none of this means anything, but eating dogs strikes me as kind of a betrayal. Pigs are smarter, but then we didn't breed them to have a natural affinity/companionship with us.

>>42542494

Why did you post this?

Why?

I love dogs. I think I may volunteer at an animal shelter.

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>>42537606
Speaking of Warhammer, what was Sigvald the Magnificent's routine?

>>42542838

I just love how simple what the doctor says here is.

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>>42542147
>water in the toilet rises

Am I retarded? I don't understand.

>>42543476
youre retard

>>42541496
This triggers me

>>42543459
3x10 hip thrust,
3x10 squat
3x10 front squat
5x8 deadlifts
4x12 inclinated fly

suck a boypussy after the workout,
slay some villages, 3 times a week

>>42542815
It's the same fat bitch

>Kelli Jean Chuglard

but sadly that article is fake.

>>42543507
Doesn't sound all to good to get dat V-taper.

>>42543525
never tried burning down a village, didn't you?

>>42542831
yikes - why the fuck do so many teenage girls cut themselves up like this. Good luck finding a husband with scars that literally say "I'm batshit and hurt myself to feel better"

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>>42543122
>Post of the year
Newfag of the day.

>>42543544
N-no I was born 300 years to late. Us Swedes haven't raided villages and slaughtered serfs in CENTURIES, no wonder we're so cucked.

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>>42542457
I don't have it, but also requesting.

>they're both named Jenkins

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>>42538410
no one here is saying that it's just in general men accept they're fat, a lot of women make up bullshit like thin privileged and say it's impossible for them to loose weight

>>42543391
Also there is literally no reason to be doing this.

Like, if there is an overflow of dogs, sure, why not? We kill dogs in the 1st world erry day (steadily less since spay/neuter meme,) so its really just adding an extra step.

Outside of that, fucking why? Taking morality out of it, cows/chickens/pigs are much, much more efficient in terms of meat/upkeep, and its not like dog tastes like fucking jesus (I ate dog once, calm down it was already dead and we figured why the fuck not? It was ok, but nothing that I'm desperate to eat again.)

That dog festival that gets all the flak for this? They literally kidnap pets for some of this shit. Furthermore, it isn't some ancient Chinese tradition; its relatively recent. The only fathomable reason I could see them doing that shit is plain and simple getting off on cruelty. You take an animal bred to naturally see humans as parental figures, torture the shit out of it, and eat it because it makes you feel big.

>>42541932
Kek

>>42543706
GIBBEH!!!

>>42541973
>Reed Hastings,the C.E.O. started because some clerk at his local video store charged him a late fee for returning a movie late and he got pissed off and started Netflix to compete with them.
What a fucking legend. I like this guy

>>42539166
You have to go, anon. Report back with vids/pics

>>42541496
based Kevin

>>42539980
lol reported u must be 18 to use this site

>>42541756
Oh shit, does Julius browse /fit/?
If he does, I hope to god he's the one contributing to these threads.

>>42538426
That's a cool hobby anon, not even joking.

>>42542392
looks like one of those ayys from xcom 2 that transform

>>42536007
Gotta admit, I'm glad to see Eliezer after all these years

>>42543122
In 2013.

>>42543022
Image is from love live sunshine, not sure which episode.

>>42543886
It was 95% an impersonator.
But I'll believe in a 5% chance.

>>42542860
lmao

>>42543974
Reading his articles on lesswrong was part of what motivated me to lift. That Facebook post really surprised me, because everything else that he wrote seemed so right.

>>42539866
I hope the partner was out of there asap

>>42541431
Definitely the cars fault, couldn't be anything else

>>42539866
Imagine hating your own body this much and refusing to do anything about it.

I'm a recovering fatty. I wasn't a fan of my body, but Jesus I was never like this.

>>42539866
Legends say her tears continue to this very day.

>>42538543
Being happy isn't inner beauty, moron. But yes, your mood affects your appearance somewhat, and your appearance can definitely affect your mood.

>>42543589
idk desu since I'm in texas and every year there's these rodeo shit where we just have games based on fucking with boars and basically all livestock and games out of "torturing" animals I guess

Like I can't really explain why I think it's interesting to go see which kids can fuck up some goat best but I do and then just go eat some strawberry junkfood. And I know goats are smart as fuck. Hell I've certainly had some smarter than some dumb dogs that'll follow orders better. And I know a fuckton of rednecks that really do just get their shits out of torturing a pig.

Sucks that they take someone elses dog but frankly animals are animals and so long as it ain't mine I could kinda not give a fuck about whatever some other asshole does to some animal not mine.

>>42544025
i believe it was him because he also wore a shirt with /fit/ on it on TV.

>>42541821
that looks like fat die antowoord

>>42542838
I know this is FPH, but I like that his response to the insanely stupid "it's really hard to exercise" was "I know it's hard"

I hope that got some fatties in gear.

>>42543829
The date says march so I'm assuming it already happened

>>42541431
Are these life problems of space marines?

>>42540607
Are you skelly at 175, also 6'4 here down to 318 from 425, trying to figure out what my goal weight should be

>>42543063
Brussels sprouts roasted with garlic and balsamic vinegar is delicious as fuck, you pleb.

>>42542327
>Damn, that's a big hole.
Kek every time

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>>42542795
Never seen this one before. Good shit.

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>>42538967
this bean probably gives great head...just saying

>>42542211
Nigger watches What The Health once

>>42541496
Literally a normal looking girl.

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>>42542016
>2017
>not posting the original

>>42542860
And a cookie!

>>42541540
>Muhreen
>turbo poorfag
Figures. At least you get to impress civilians.

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>>42541971
Dude this guy is an unapologetic savage. What a fucking legend. It was the right guy for the right job, absolutely beautiful.

>>42538479
Used to weigh 400lbs, can confirm that this is a real thing.

>>42544963
Don't encourage the manlets.

>>42539557
Does this happen often enough to be a problem? I've only been approached once by a fat chick. And I did in fact fuck her

>>42541533
She could probably benefit from throwing up a few times