ITT: autistic shit you do at the gym

counting repetitions of moving heavy objects in a prescribed manner
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>>42531300
lift things up and put them pack down

Shadow box in between sets

I know what I'm doing though since I actually train in MMA, but I feel like its autistic anyway

I count every step I take when climbing stairs. Every stairwell I use. My whole life. I can't seem to stop.

>>42531532
I meant to add.. using a step machine is a bitch. Listening to music doesn't stop it either.

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>>42531519
>boxing
>in MMA
Kek
That being said, after Squats or deads when I'm happy I practice throwing high roundhouses

>>42531519
I bet I lift more then you

>>42531300
>Start a high rep set
>Start factoring my rep counts into primes
>Workout log is all fucked up because I do I different amount of reps based on how many unique prime factors I want to count to that day

>>42531555
And I bet you're a fatass

>>42531583
I would post a picture of my body to prove you wrong, but I could be identified based on my scars (used to be involved with a fight club, stabbed multiple times) and my gang affiliated tattoos from when I spent 10 years in one of the toughest prisons in the country (I'm probably in the top priority list of the FBI right now).

I know your type, though. You think because you can squat and deadlift heavy that you're a big guy with an impressive physique. I have built plenty of muscle without those autistic lifts. You probably think you're superior because you follow the routines of a fat little redneck man with no real knowledge of building musclar or strength. You don't know shit about muscles and strength if you have not trained the way I had, I literally learned from the best, and you got no shit on me, you fat autistic neckbeard.

>>42531555
Congrats you glorified furniture mover

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>>42531587

>>42531300
What about autistic shit other people do?

>Slowly walking around in circles with chest puffed after a set

>>42531598
I see this alot acompanied by dudes mean mugging the celing

>>42531587
This has to be Jason Blaha.

>>42531300
prop up my phone and use it to film almost all of my sets to do form checks, i'm definitely "that guy" at the gym.

>>42531532
I'm not the only one! Yeah I can run up and down my stairs in the dark because I know exactly how many there are.

>>42531532
>literal autism

When benching and I stall on the way up, I imagine I'm Goku sending the spirit bomb back to Buu.

>>42531756

that's pretty autistic anon,

[spoiler]i'm gonna do this from now on[/spoiler]

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While im doing cardio,I tend to hit my side like kylo ren does whenever I get a sitch in my side

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>>42531300
On the treadmill I imagine in running to a trench

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Look at my face from a downward angle in the mirror and try to convince myself I look like a tough guy

>>42531849
I do that too. If i’m on the treadmill i’ll also tap out a beat on my stomach in time with my pace.

im baby driver

>>42531555
more than*

>>42531587
Holy shit I fucking kek'd, is this a pasta yet?

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>>42531587
8/10

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I imagine I'm an ox or some kind of working animal when I do legs and farmers walks.

Also imagine my crippling despair and anxiety when I workout in general to make sure I don't fail any sets.

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>>42531587

>>42531532
HOly shit i thought i was the only one that did this

>>42531849
Holy shit I thought I was alone. I do it to my traps too if they cramp

>>42531952
yeah this is fairly recent. Seen it every few days now.

>>42531519
>praciticing MMA

Only idiots get into fights

>>42532262
you mean only idiots start fights

>>42531555
betting is for degenerates

>>42532262
you could be randomly attacked at any time. will you be ready, or will you curl into the fetal position and give up?

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>>42531756
Fucking underrated

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Nice pasta


>>42531587

>>42532314
>>42532347
Smart people know not to mess with muscular men

>>42531756
Got a video of this?
I want to watch and perfect my form.

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>>42531300
When putting weights away I make sure all the holes and/or labels on the weights are aligned perfectly. All labels have to be oriented the same way. Weights have to be in perfect order or else I can't leave.

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Intensely pace back and forth

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>>42531300
kek I do this too OP, I can't help but smile when I'm pushing heavy weight, it literally just comes naturally
>mfw incline bench 285 for 4

>>42533321
oh fug me too

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Write names on my deathnote

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>>42531966

>>42531300
Sometimes when I'm waiting for equipment or in between sets I'll chew the callouses off of my hands and eat them

>>42533413
That's gross on many levels

I cuss like a sailor under my breath when I Fuck up or fail a DL. It just pisses me off so much

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>>42531300
>>42533019
>>42533321
>>42533413
literally me

I also have Libera Me from Hell on my workout playlist

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>>42533374
Same, but it's my love & peace note.

>>42534225
Is Bashyu za Sutanpeedo the best protag of all time? Love that guy

I balance on one leg a lot

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>>42534242
>peedo

>Imagine I'm being spotted and told to go harder by Bruce Lee.

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>>42534251
Never thought I'd feel nostalgia for 2007 but with all the trannies and bearded armlets running around I wanna go back

>>42531519
It is

>>42531532
>>42531655
>>42531973
Well I guess that makes four of us. I usually run up two at a time too for those cardio gains.

>>42533413

are you me? I've been doing that shit since I was like 8.

>>42534273
I feel you on that m8

>>42531587
Jesus that caught on quick.

>>42531587
For being in a gang and prison, you sure do sound like a pussy to me

>>42531300
I play anime themes while working. DBZ, YuYu hakusho, etc. Shit gets me so hype but I'm afraid someone is going to here my autistic choice in music.