>gym communists take my gains and give them to the DYELs

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>>42524498

> gym antifas attempt to take down statue of arnold
> run them over with makeshift barbell scooter

>top 1% of gainers dispense their knowledge to newcomers and the gains trickle from the top down
capitalism wins again

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>SS+Gomad Supremacists have started racist attacks against the brosplitbros in my gym
>gym manager refuses to condemn SS Supremacists and says both sides were wrong

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>gym neighbor's manlet pit has a breakout
>they manage to annex my water fountain
>have to waste a gym ICBM to rectify the gym NAP

>local antifa enforces communism in my gym
>almost everyone starves
>the ones that don't starve get killed off or sent to the gulag
>mfw I survived because they made me a capo because of my capitalist views

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>Gym under nazi occupation
> First they genocided everyone under 5'6
> Claimed they were trying to eradicate manlet genes
> They they went after the DYELs
> They stopped after a while buy now there are rumors that they are going to kill all under 5'8
> I'm 5'9 but I know it
> Some day my time will come too

>tfw my face was exposed in the photos of the unite the right rally
>one guy in the gym has already confronted me

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>>42524498
>commulists make me go to compulsory strenghtcamps for being too dyel

>>42524578
DONT GO THERE THEY WILL SEND YOU TO THE GULAG

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>tfw /pol/ virgins try to make an uprising again but they hadn't reached 1/2/3/4 for reps yet so they're easily crushed by the local antifa Chad

>tfw dont even lift but just show up at the gym for half an hour a week for my gains handout

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>Free wine day again
>Ended up talking about existentialism with the gym philosophers again
A literal gain goblin

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> Be strongest warrior in gym
> Doing a bench PR
> Gym chronologist is in sick leave
> My record doesn't get written in my gym's history records

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>>42524668
Wew, nice one, Anon

>>42524538
The Brosplitbros were the ones who initiated the fights though.

I love this threads

>working out at capitalist gym
>all gains are channelled to the top 1% of lifters

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>>42524668
"The gymnasium (Greek: gymnasion) in Ancient Greece functioned as a training facility for competitors in public games. It was also a place for socializing and engaging in intellectual pursuits. The name comes from the Ancient Greek term gymnós meaning "naked"."

>theirfaceswhen the other gym philosophers become sick cunts who will be taught about in schools for eternity while you stay dyel and fade away in obscurity

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> Gym beggar sitting in front of the locker room
> Give him half a scoop of my protein powder even though I am myself a DYEL
I gotta stop being so soft if I wanna actually make any gains

>>42524638
>Antifa Chad
>DYEL filming himself yelling "Where are you guys!" while begging for help
Really tickles my neurons.

>>42524574
did you unite with him?

>>42524722
Charity is a virtue, Anon.

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>>42524498
>tfw join gym military junta

>>42524513
Kek

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>>42524513

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>vegan tribe attacked the plate slaughterhouse yesterday cutting the supplies to the gym
>now i have to go to the forest near my gym to hunt these little bitches
>mfw cant hunt 45lbs plates because too dangerous so i just get a shitton of 11lbs plates
>mfw im losing my gains with the cardio during the hunt

Just fuck my shit up senpai

>went partying the other night
>lost one of my abs while drunk

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>>42524498
>capitalist gym
>you're only allowed to use certain machines, or do X exercises according to your wealth.
>90% can only use yoga balls, abs machine, and do light cardio on a stationary bike.
>5% allowed to use the rest of the machines.
>4% allowed to use free weights, but no bench press, squats, deadlifts, pull /chin ups, and OHP.
>1% allowed to do as they please, hoarding all the gains and mocking the rest for not being able to reach the same level as they do, calling them "lazy", "stupid", or for "not trying hard enough". They're even allowed to use drugs, provided by the Gym State, that makes them hoard even more gains.
>mfw they claim it's just "human nature"
>mfw I don't even have food to support gains so I can move up the ladder, and can't afford all the protein needed to support muscle growth.

>>42527151
Its always been like that, and nothing will change it.

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>new gym king changes height requirements
>tfw banished to the manlet pit at 5'11

how the fuck do i get out of here

>>42527151
Inaccurate. Barbell and free weights are cheap thanks to capitalism.

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> Chad raiders raided the manlet village again
> Can't they just leave us alone?

>>42524714
/fitlit/ was truly ubermensch

>>42527654
what's the matter lil fella? Can't reach the edge and pull yourself up?

>Calisthenics extremists attacked gym plate storage, burned a years supply of gains
>Gym manager announces plates will have to be rationed for the foreseeable future
>mfw I receive my weeks ration of two 10kg plates

The Gains War has already taken the Piano Man from us, now it shows up on our doorsteps?

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>do SS
>squats start stalin
>get sent to the gulag

>>42528486
did the 'phant survive?

>they came for the manlets
>Did not speak out because I was not a manlet
>they came for DYELs
>Did not speak out because I wasn't DYEL
>they came for zyzz
>Did not speak out because I was not zyzz
>they came for me
>no one left to spot me
>mfw

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>>42527151
>he wants to distribute everything so everyone can only use yoga balls, abs machine, and do light cardio on a stationary bike

>>42527151
> ab machine and stationary bike cheaper than barbells
what did he mean by this?

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>commie gym
>one squat rack, kettlebells up to 20kg
>wait in line for 1.5hrs to use equipment
>line overrun by skinnyfat DYELs cause village only has bread and water
>my turn next getting hype
>DYEL finishes 1pl8 set of squats and sets up for OHP
>in the squat rack
>mfw true equality