My time here has showed me that most of /fit/ are tall, really fit guys who are social gods, have tons of friends, almost endless sex with girlfriends/other partners, and are really smart and rich because they all work or study engineering
Did I miss anything?
That's not just /fit/ it's most of 4chan with the exception of /r9k/ and a few others.
Are you sure you have spent any time on this board at all ? It's the complete opposite of everything you've said.
You forgot larger than average (20cm) penis.
>>42522996
>tfw 5'1''
>tfw baby face
>tfw cardio bunny for 15 years
Dammit, it's not fair! The women at my work treat me like a child, they don't want me to overexert myself and have tried to get me to come over to try out makeup on me. I am not allowed to take the trash out since the bags are "as big as I am" and "we work in a shitty part of the city". And forget going out to the job sites, I have to be at their side so I don't get hurt by one of the workers, I've literally been asked if I was their kid since they're all about 6 foot, what do I do?!
>>42522996
I also have masters in International Business Relations AND a PhD in Nuclear Engineering, but nevertheless, you got this basically right.
>>42523069
Where do you work and in what city? About what time exactly do you take the trash out? Just curious
>>42522996
Silly anon. You forgot to mention they think their asses are too big and they all have 8 inch dicks
>>42523064
>keep your jeans free of large holes
its obvious whoever made this has no idea about fashion whatsoever
>>42522996
>Tfw 6'6", lean, make friends easily, and study mech eng
>Tfw the only part of the stereotype I break is sex, only 2 partners the past year
>>42523098
This is unironically me.
I seriously think I look like a duck every time I catch my side reflection, and my wife convinced me to finally measure my penis and it is actually 8 inches at full length.
I feel bad about that second one because I've been going around telling people you can have great sex with only an average penor because I thought that's what I had.
I swear it used to be only 6 inches at best.
>>42523095
Atlanta, I work at a safety office there. Trash has to be taken out before the end of the day, about 5. Why?
>>42522996
Everyone here is literally Dolph Lundgren
>>42523098
>tfw think my ass is too big but only have a 6 inch dick
am I at least half alpha?
>>42523149
He wants to show you his sex dungeon.
By all means keep giving him more info
>>42523134
post glutes
>>42522996
>at least 7x5.5 dick
>at least 8/10
Das about it senpai
>>42522996
We also hate sandniggers who think it's possible for sandniggers to be alpha.