/fit/ humor thread

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>>42520654

>>42520666

WTFUUUCK

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>>42520654

>>42520666
i feel like the rat this distracted from the real story; that he normally eats nothing but chicken nuggets and fries.

>>42520939
>that story about the doctor and the back pain
In all fairness, that is a shitty doctor. Of course a morbidly obese person has back pain. To ignore that and go straight into psych drugs? If he did the right thing, she'd still be bitching but at least she'd have gotten an accurate assessment of her problems.

>>42520910
Wait what
Ding Dongli
Are you fucking kidding me, Ding Dongli
Wow fucking hell

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A dyel asked someone to post their body then when asked to do the same replied with this yesterday.

>>42521335
Do you think it was bait? I wasn't in the thread so I don't have any context. Honestly though, it looks like legit autism to me.

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>>42520654

>>42520910
lmao what's that from i wanna watch it

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Classic coming through

>>42521335
Kek

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>>42520910
>ding dongli

>>42520996
>he normally eats nothing but chicken nuggets and fries
y-you don't?

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>>42520654

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>>42521692
kek

>>42521335
its pasta

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>>42520666
>posting the le board culture memes le reddit text recap version
In case any want the original without the cringe memester editing.

no one have the screencap from the ass eating guy yesterday?

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>>42521558

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>>42520654
>fat shit would rather take on the entire world's perceptions of beauty than give up her excessive calorie consumption

>>42520666
>>42522062
>>42521786

ahahahaha

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>>42522378
Wrong image

>>42521457
They were having a long back and forth before this came out. First time I've read it so maybe bait maybe not

>>42522388
where the fuck was i for this

>>42521558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcmyYbKBJKo

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>>42522388

because nobody posts this anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qux9-HOm6eg

get some laughs losers

>>42522679
>not doing it while standing up
>no dumbells
Fucking weak

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>>42522881
That's /v/, not /fit/
Sort yourself out

>>42521531
If you are the one. It's Chinese dating show where old women with stupidly high standards and desperate Chinese autists attempt to find love.

Absolutely hilarious.

>>42520910

>tfw i would love that fat azn forever

i want to smell her kimchi braps

>>42522881
Worth the read

>>42523279
>be me at gym
>in the cav machine
>dude benching 135 in front me a few feet away
>ymca worker(female) on other side of gym(25 ft away), lifting
>about 10 reps done
>dude fucks up and didnt rack it right
>im the only one to notice
>keep working my cavs
>"yo he needs help"
>she runs over and helps him
>realize i havent stopped lifting
>finish set
>she says thanks
i think she likes me

>>42523335
>not helping gym bro
ur a piece of shit m8

>>42521335
Gorilla warfare 2017

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>>42523335

Why did you do this. I feel like there's something about the story I'm just not getting because it seems like you made a female employee run 25 feet out of her way to help someone who you first noticed needed help in the first place? And then you think she likes you?

>>42521335
that is navy seal copypasta tier

>>42522388
Holy Fucking shit

>>42521692
underrated

>>42521335
>>42496182
That's the thread, I still had it open in another tab but can't into archiving or anything above lurking and shitposting so that's the best you'll get from me.

>>42522062
>I think you guys are making fun of me and I don't like it
My sides do not exist anymore.

>>42520666
FUCKING KEK

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>>42522679
>gets the one line wrong

>>42523599
>>42523358
it was the machine that traps your legs under and I thought she would make it before I could.
she works out only when i do despite working there for longer before i show up

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>>42522378
>>42522388

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>>42520654
We're reaching dad-joke levels of banter.

>>42520666
The fact that he included the "umm" gets me every fucking time

>>42521315

I'm absolutely sure that Asian people laugh at Western names too.

>>42521505
classic julius

>>42520666
I'm trying to contain my laughter in class holy shit

>>42522746
UNDERRATED

>>42522388
>force the prostitute to play with army men whilst we fug

sounds kinda hot

>>42522881
Wtf?,some of the people that come to this website are really,really strange.

>>42525501
Why do you think they're on here?

>>42522062
I cant believe i have never seen this.

>>42522746
https://youtu.be/2m84FoXuBQg
This is pretty good too.

>>42520889
hello there summerfaggot, enjoying your stay ?

>>42521335
>fight club
that's bait

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>doing some barbells on a bench
>beats douchebag takes bench to the left of me
>starts doing free weights too
>both at the weight rack
>I take two 30lbs back to my bench
>"HEY..WOAH!"
>everyone looks at douchebag
>"You on mahh bench"
>people laugh
>get up and move
>suffering.jpeg
>douchebag starts grunting on his next set
>see his water bottle next to empty bench
>hate life
>change gyms

>>42525520
>Why do you think they're on here?
Point taken. Haha

>>42521335
I would post a picture of my body to prove you wrong, but I could be identified based on my scars (used to be involved with a fight club, stabbed multiple times) and my gang affiliated tattoos from when I spent 10 years in one of the toughest prisons in the country (I’m, probably, in the top priority list of the FBI right now). I know your type, though. You think because you can squat and deadlift heavy that you're a big guy with an impressive physique. I have built plenty of muscle without those autistic lifts. You probably think you're superior because you follow the routines of a fat little redneck man with no real knowledge of building muscular or strength. You don’t know shit about muscles and strength if you have not trained the way I had, I literally learned from the best, and you got no shit on me, you fat autistic neckbeard.

>>42525864
Thanks guy

>>42525864
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>42522943
no kimchi in china
what use is a 37 year old fat woman?

>>42522062
I remember this. This is someone who actually has autism right?

>>42521692
>pink streak in hair

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>>42520666
>my sides

>>42520666
This is why I browse /fit/

>>42522746
Kekd. This is gold.

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Never really see this one, but I love it.

>>42527565
what game is that desolation thing that went on for 5 posts?

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>>42520666
i-is it really that strange?

>>42527838
Gets posted every thread

>>42522062
Well I can skip my abs today

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>>42527565
heres just the edritch horror type posts

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>>42529390
i remember that thread. fuck that was one meme thread that went in a crazy direction

Shit people have said to me during my weight loss:
>"These are cayenne pepper pills, they boost your metabolism just have some of those and the ice cream wont matter"
>"Counting calories doesn't work" <- warcry of fat women everywhere
>"Calories don't matter, it's about eating healthy if you want to lose weight"
>"You should look into spot reduction, it'll be faster if you focus"
>"Vegan food is easier to digest, so the calories go out faster"
>"If you drink tea you will lose 100kcal per cup"
>And whenever i mention i can't eat something because i'm counting calories, i am immediately barraged with offers of candy and fastfood from all females within a 25km radius
Hope you fuckers get a laugh out of this, i'm trying my best to keep my sense of humor here. I'm surrounded by women, and they will LITERALLY see a psychic to get diet advice. Pray for me.

>>42529917
I love when people see you trying to exercise or diet and it just seems they want to sabotage it and make you out to be unhealthy
>youre not eating enough, you're anorexic
I don't miss a meal, I just control my portions you retard

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Post pre-workout memes, i lose it every time

>>42529960
Women will literally wrestle fatty foods right into your face if you tell them you're on a diet.

>>42530151
Fucking pigs. My girlfriend is a gymnast who got a little chunky and the bitch is always talking about, "insert Facebook trend cleanse here" and "this is what I heard" she exercises at her job constantly, she's just eating too much. Eats til it hurts every meal. Drives me crazy. YOU DON'T NEED TO DRINK APPLE CIDER VINEGAR AND HONEY IN THE MORNING ASSHOLE, JUST HAVE 2 LESS TACOS FUCK.

it's worse because when we started dating she had a flat stomach and I was chubby, and now it's flipped.

>>42520910
Her parents must really love doorbells

>>42529979
back to facebook with you

>>42530208
You shut that fucking piehole you pig.

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>>42530208
No

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Bumping with my scarce oc

>>42530271

faceberg user confirmed

pls gb2 farcebork

>>42520910
I'd put my dingdong in her.

>>42530173

>YOU DON'T NEED TO DRINK APPLE CIDER VINEGAR AND HONEY IN THE MORNING ASSHOLE, JUST HAVE 2 LESS TACOS FUCK.

Girls will never, ever, ever, EVER understand dude.

>my diet is broken anon we're eating pizza for dinner
>so just have 1-2 slices and don't put any ranch or shit on it?
>no my diet is already broken so eating less won't work

Jesus fuck woman, I love you but you're driving me insane

>>42530173
>YOU DON'T NEED TO DRINK APPLE CIDER VINEGAR AND HONEY IN THE MORNING ASSHOLE
That's for allergies anon, my mom buys into a lot of those home remedies

>>42530173
They all have this hysteric thing about food, they want to give in and just eat but they can't because every bite is another bit of guilt and insanity as they know they're getting fatter and less pretty than the skinny girls.

>>42530518
No no its supposed to jump start your metabolism in the morning... Cuz I mean you wouldn't get the same exact effect from a cold glass of water, or some coffee, or A BALANCED BREAKFAST
>>42530509
>>42530535
What drives me crazy is that she's so hot. I started getting in shape because I was tired of her being ungodly sexy and me being like, meh. But she put on a little weight and is losing her fucking mind. I think she looks fine, but if you're gonna trip about being chunky, don't be an idiot about it

>>42525523
I was there, it was glorious

>>42529917
Don't dis the tea dude. They're obviously wrong, but drinking tea instead of eating makes cutting easy as shit. You could just drink water instead, but I find that tea fills me up more.

>>42530561
If you want her to stop, you have to sell her a more sane impression of food. Women get superstitious, the only way to curb the crazy is to replace it with a slightly more sane crazy.
>>42530588
Tea is great, but whatever magazine told them it burns 100kcal is just downright laughable.

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>>42522062
I have a friend who is a gymnast and was into all sorts of sports when we were younger. He once ran a marathon and midway felt like taking a shit. He ran to a Pizza Hut and took a massive dump in the bushes in the parking lot.

>>42522388
Well I'm stealing this. Except I'm hoot enough to do it without prostitutes.

>>42522881
lol irl

>>42522062
>50-60
Like her age? Or weight in kg?

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>>42522388

>>42527838
but he is actually good looking

>>42531011

>actually good looking
>looks like he wants to murder younglings

>>42531011
Not with that murder-glare.

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>>42531073

>>42521335

lmao holy shit a new copypasta is born

>>42522062

who organized this pic for fucks sake you retard

>>42530837

no the retard that organized the pic fucked it all up, i think the question was 'how many of these pics do you have'

>>42521335
This has to be a pasta.

>>42522017
I ATE IT NIGGA

>>42531073
>>42531156
>a bad photo means someone is ugly

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>>42526700
This fucker looks like Karl from InRange, I swear.
Except Karl is a fat sperg.

>>42522062
>>42531305

anyone have a better version of this that doesn't require a sherlock mind prison session to figure out?

>>42529390
This is very SCP (the factory in particular)

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>>42531636
Source on the girl in that pic?

A-asking for a friend...

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>>42527838

I'm in this one. I made the gay hairdresser comment.

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>>42532445
neck yourself

>>42532525

Still hangin round here future serial killer? You look like you'd strangle your victims while alternating between laughing and crying (mostly crying)

>>42531217
Kek

>>42532743
Someone's a little buttblasted

>>42532293
nope, sorry brah

>>42531073
>>42531217
Back to Facebook with you, normies memes aren't funny

>>42530628
what kind of tea doesnt turn you into an owl?

>>42522062
>because then when we are together we will have photos from before we are together

that's enough 4chan for 2017

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does anyone still have the cap off the home gym guy yelling at a sack of flour about scoops? there were two stories in that thread like that IIRC

>>42521335
> not using overchan

>>42529917
I'm praying for you bro. Zyzz bless your ability to see through the BS.

>>42529917
>Tell guy at work I'm calorie counting.
>Says it's unhealthy and I should just eat healthy food, and that I'll lose fat no matter what if I just eat healthy food even in massive quantities.
>Tell him about energy in, energy out; he says it's bullshit and that I won't lose weight.
>Make a bet with him, go on a diet I now call the "Mrs Macs Cleanse".
>Eat three meat pies a day, and only three meat pies a day.
>Down 4 kilos in a month.
>Collect $200.
I mean, I felt like garbage, but I did it.
I mean, I wasn't eating unhealthy when I was just plain doing CICO, but he said I didn't need to monitor calories.

>>42533244
Sleepytime Tea

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>>42521558

>>42530509
>dating someone who puts ranch on pizza
>dating someone who puts ranch on anything

Let me explain the concept of "RED FLAG".

>>42522881
That guy would jizz himself at Park Guell.

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>>42523279

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>>42522388
That was a good thread.

>>42520654

I know Lindy in real life. She is absolute trash as a human being. A morbidly obese pill head who's a professional victim. I could go off for days on just what shit she's pulled around Seattle and what human fucking scum she is.

>>42534115
>I could go off for days on just what shit she's pulled around Seattle and what human fucking scum she is.
Please do

>>42522062
How do I read this?

>>42534115

by all means go ahead anon

>>42525800
lol +1'd

>>42529917

>Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word.

-Schopenhaur

>>42534115
Then do so you fucking cocktease.

>>42521335
I was there. I thought it was pasta. Then I realized it was real. All of the spaguetti.

>>42534521
I read On Women expecting to laugh, but it explains womens behavior in a way that cannot be coincidental

>>42530713
This happened to me once. I went to a random person's home to ask if I could use their bathroom to shit, they didn't let me. So I instead shat on the front of their gate.

>>42530417
This one is my kriptonite.

>>42527565
>made the screencap

loved that thread, /fitlit/ needs to come back

>>42530489
ew bro people really do that?

>>42524123
Everyones seen it before

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>>42520654

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3cRBcPU-Q

Funniest shit ive seen in a long time

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>>42522062
Reminder that this guys still had a gf and a sex life.

>>42531333
>>42531305
>>42531760
>>42534496
I made the cap, I am surprised someone saved the pos but no one in the else was making a cap of the thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0OaAN_ZoBY

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>>42535277
the jaden smith tattoo gets me each time

>>42535295
reminds me of Sam Hyde's bit

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>be last week
>go over to a coworker's place, who lives with a few other people including good looking, short-haired hippie girl
>we all drink a bunch of whiskey, I start flirting with her
>all go out to a bar, flirt more there
>at some point we're all talking about hair and she drops the whole "we need to challenge body hair beauty standards" meme
>ohgodoneofthesegirls.jpg
>figure it's no big deal, seems like she'd keep it in shapley and ordered and pubes have never been a deal breaker for me
>uber her and myself back to my apt
>she runs to the bathroom, I put on some music
>she comes back and we immediately start making out, shit is hot
>get her shirt off, very nice bobs
>get on top of her on the bed
>put my hand down her pants to rub her clit a bit
>hand suddenly gets lost in a Cambodian jungle
>was not expecting this amount of bush, forgot my machete
>Eventually able to John Rambo my middle finger to the sweet spot
>she starts moaning, I'm a little put off by the amount of pubic hair but keep going for it
>she starts moaning louder
>stops me so we can get nekket
>eventually get back on top of her fingering her again
>pinky goes AWOL to recon her bumhole and, i'll be damned, full layer of bush trailed down to and ringed around her rosie
>bring it back up and she stops me, pulls my head into her and whispers "go down on me"
>oh boy, here we go

(cont…)

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>>42535330

(cont.)
>get on the ground on the side of the bed
>close my eyes so i'm not turned to stone and pull her by her legs to my face so her crotch is right in front of me
>her bush smells TERRIBLE
>smells like urine, gooch sweat and rusty coins and tastes like it too
>no turning back now
>spread the lips and plunge my tongue through the depths of her rainforest, eventually able to engage Charlie
>pubic hair literally going up my nostrils at this point
>disgusted but keep pressing on
>give her a good few minutes of the ol' lickaroo
>vaginal fluids flood the bush like a monsoon rain
>holding my breath so as not to aspirate on the rancid jungle juice
>not too long later I've had enough, get on top of her and start fucking her
>pussy feels nice, shit is cash even though I've got the taste of her willful bodily negligence in my mouth still
>start going faster
>dick kind of starts to get sore for some reason
>without warning she stops me and flips me over, gets on top
>starts going down on me
>feelsgoodman
>after a few minutes she draws herself back up and whispers "go down on me" again
>Glad the lights were off so she didn't see mfw
>In the throes of everything, decide to just do it
>get off the bed in the same position as before
>First blood pt. 2
>this time everything is soaked in stank from the get go, still have pubic hair flossing itself between my teeth from the last time
>Go balls to the wall and eat the shit out of her stinky pussy while holding my breath
>pubes feel like a wet mop on my face
>she moans louder and louder
>I've fucking had enough, flip her over and doggystyle her till Alpha company has landed
>get off of her and immediately turn on a lamp to go to the bathroom
(cont…)

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>>42535360

>bedside light comes on
>HOLY FUCK I'm covered in blood
>she's still face down on my bed and she, my sheets and pillows are covered in blood, looks like a fucking murder scene
>turn the lights back off and go back to the bathroom, look in the mirror and my face looks like I actually consumed the bitch
>immediately jump in the shower and start cleansing myself
>she decides to come in and join me in the shower(which really only has room for 1 person), covered in blood, acting like nothing happened
>"I...didn't know you were on your period" I said, as the menstruation flowed down my legs into the rose'-colored drain puddle
>"Oh, yeah. I took out my Divacup when we got here"
>scowl on the inside
>get cleaned up and change my sheets
>she decides to fucking stay the night
>gone by the time I wake up, left a note saying lets do it again
>no fucking way in hell
>realize the burning sensation on my pecker was rug burn from the bush on the sides of her cooter, both sides of penis are rubbed raw
>have the smell of her pussy on my dick, hands and beard still
>take another shower to no avail
>smell lingers for the next couple of days


I think now, looking back, I do not shame the hippie girl... I shame myself. The shame was in me. The war is over for me now, but it will always be there, the rest of my days. As I'm sure the bush will be, fighting with my nose for what 4chan called "possesion of my soul." But be that as it may, those of us who do survive the bush stink have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.

>>42525800
xD

>>42520910
by Chinese dating show standards, this is very tame.

I can't imagine the sort of pathetic life you have to have to watch that stuff often, but shit, if I'm in a Chinese hotel room, you bet your ass I'll watch a few minutes.

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>>42535377
>>42535360
>>42535330
Holy shit that sounds fucking disgusting. Don't know whether you're brave, desperate or stupid. But fuck me that's quite a story.

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>>42535377
>>42535360
>>42535330

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>>42535318

>>42535330
>>42535360
>>42535377
This was a fucking emotional rollercoaster for me. I laughed, I cried, but in the end, you are still a faggot. I would have fucked off right after smelling that thing

>>42535410
You want to know the most fucked up part? I ended up calling her back.

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>>42535330
>>42535360
>>42535377
Quite funny. Would read again.

>>42525442
usually asian reaction to western names is just "teehee, that's so long" "teehee, how do you say that? it's so hard".

westerners in Asia also typically choose how t hey want to localize their name personally, instead of taking from government proscribed transliteration schemes, so your name is basically only funny if you want it to be.

>>42535377
>>42535360

bro i think you were raped

>>42520666

You know, I work at a pizza place, and I wish more callers were like this autist. I get one more dumb fuck that calls a pizza place asking what specials we have, I am going to lose my shit.

Pizza. We have fucking pizza. I can get you a goddamn pizza at regular menu price.

>>42525800
This post cracked me up. Thanks for joining us tonight Bill

>>42535386
your post gave me reddit flashbacks

>>42521531
why would you want to watch a show based on a soundbite

>>42535629
>soundbite
>theres no sound
what did he mean by this

>>42523335
thats alpha as shit

>>42535686

o holy fuck

that was a good one especially since i was scrolling down for the big reveal

>>42535261
Naa he probably had waifuism.
A type of fantasy delusion where you feel like you're dating someone or something.
>Collecting all of their photos or pictures
>Watching all of their movies/shows
>Photoshopping yourself into pictures with them
>Going on "dates" with them
>Not cheating on them
The "dump" might've been her doing something inexcusable like outing as a feminist or lesbian,
or he might've been in a "relationship" with someone he knew, who eventually rejected him.

>>42521505
>aryan death stare
Nazis look before storming poland

>>42534521
>who is a man in the strict sense of the word
that's a nice translation. This wordplay doesn't even work in German, but it captures the meaning of what he said.

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>>42535686

>>42530628
>but whatever magazine told them it burns 100kcal is just downright laughable.
AKCHUALLY!

the caffeine in green tea does increase your metabolism, because it drives up your cardiovascular activity and some of your brain activity
both of these cost calories in the long run, maybe not as much as 100 but that guy wasn't too wrong abobut it

>>42532429
No matter how many times I see this, it is still hilarious.

>>42521335
Is that our boy Hemingway?

>>42535941

It's the phrase "live turd" that cements the post in history

>>42535935
seems pretty obvious someone said it 'saves' them 100kcal (compared to drinking soda) or something along those lines, and someone misinterpreted or just doesn't understand fitness.

it's not really that dumb if you think about what they mean instead of what they say

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>>42535330
>>42535360
>>42535377
Holy shit Anon. I had a girl like this once. Except her deal was she had a HUGE ass fucking cyst on her wrist. She told me to look at it, smell it, etc. Then she sucked my dick and jacked me off with her cyst hand. Not my proudest moment, but at least her cyst didn't burst on my dick. Now that would be worthy of a greentext.

>>42535686
Fucking kek. That's a good one.

>>42521315
I once knew a Jackie Wang.

>>42535330
>>42535360
>>42535377
You beta ass bitch. Listening to a woman, lol. A man does not go down on a woman, a woman goes down on a man. We use our hands which are bigger and more skillful than their hands. That's the only foreplay they'll get, since they insist on letting multiple men fuck them these days and I'm not putting my mouth on 100 random dude dicks.

It took my all but 3 licks to realize I didn't like eating sluts out. You took it to another level. Never forget that you are a bitch, I want you to remember that. How dare you make women expect us to do that disgusting shit.

>>42533948
Medium rare fag detected

>>42534792
I miss /vint/, that was pretty fun. And /mlpol/ was good for a laugh.

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>>42535856
you wait for VR waifu

>>42535686
Where can I buy that tanktop.

>>42536094
This. It's awesome

>>42536171
>>42536094
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mens-Summer-Fashion-3D-Print-monkey-tank-Top-Sleeveless-Shirt-Vest-M-XL-CTXMB004-/112361989504?var=&hash=item1a294be580:m:mQp00iXEBhMd0pEYai8z7Mg

>>42536068
it's a pasta

>>42525800
haha

>>42536082
>there is an engineering team somewhere that gets paid to design this shit

And here I sit, doing material analysis for 'useless biochem appliance #489203'. Fuck.

>>42536402
>tfw should have become sex robot engineer

>>42535330
>>42535360
>>42535377
dude you shoulda backed out some shit ain't worth it

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>>42520654

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>>42537027
women, lol

>>42537062
This shit...
My ex made "Buying a better ring" a condition while we were planning for the ceremony. Never has anyone been dumped so quickly. The look on her face was hilarious. A mix between total incomprehension and greed.

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>>42534115
>I could go off for days on just what shit she's pulled around Seattle and what human fucking scum she is.
What are you waiting for?

>>42536013
Fucking classic

>>42537088
How the fuck do you end up proposing to someone like that
Maybe get to know the gal even a bit before getting engaged next time

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>>42532293
Here m8, that was my comment.
Stumbled upon that picture, so no name, sorry.

>>42534228
>>42534506
>>42534525
>>42537101

Okay so Lindy West is a total con-artist. She got started in the local communist street rag here called The Stranger originally as a movie/culture critic who supposedly was funny. However, how funny can a morbidly obese feminist be? So she started turning any criticism of anything having to do with her into being YOU'RE ANTI-FEMALE, ANTI-FAT, PATRIACHY!!!!!!!! No one gave a fuck about her before she turned into a professional victim because she's a terrible writer but suddenly when she started screaming about "RAPE!!!!!! WHITE MALES!!!!!!!!!!" and feminist memes she was just ripping off from the internet, suddenly they forced her on us as some sort of icon. Any time she loses an argument she lies about being threatened, it happened over and over.

So then she went to LA from Seattle with her whole feminism act but it bombed because no one in LA gives a fuck about professional victims. So she came back to the shitty little town that is Seattle that is probably thirstiest country in city for any sort of celeb or attention. You wouldn't believe the desperate faggots in this town unless you've been around them. So she couldn't get over the fact that she's not funny, so she decided she'd try standup comedy and then got BTFO. So she hooked up with "communist organizer" Hari Konabalu and her piece of shit boyfriend at the time. She went on a clickbait campaign about comedy for awhile which was all really just to push Konablu and her faggot boyfriend's career and her bitterness over not be funny. She also covered up a sexual assault one of her friends committed in Seattle as well as doing fuck all for any of the women in Seattle. Her entire thing is a Cult of Personality for herself. She's only involved with cult of utter ultra-leftist shit who revolve around her like rocks around an obese sun hoping to get something off her.

>>42537276

From there she started writing for Jezebel as your standard WHITE MEN HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR. This was around GamerGate corruption, so suddenly this obese marxist lunatic was launched into real media because she had developed a following of absolute human shit through her clickbait non-sense. Since media was dying, outlets were desperate for any money. It was about this time her faggot boyfriend married her because he uses her as an ATM since he's a broke shitty local artist and pumping this pig keeps him and his radical human shit sister employed. Which by the way, you should read that faggot's sister if you want to see why the left needs to be purged. By the way, fun fact, he cheats on her every chance he gets. I don't know if she knows or not, but I find it hilarious just how obviously he uses her and then cheats on her at the first chance.
So back to Lindy. She's basically only hid in her echo chamber trying to extend her cult of personality and be the one who "FIGHTS BACK AGAINST EVIL OPPRESSION ONLINE BRUH!!!!" and how she was beating the evil trolls on Twitter. Thing is, she's gone slowly insane because how long are you going to last being a fat delusional pig? So during the Trump election after making trying to make a name off STANDING UP TO TROLLS ON TWITTER, she literally got blown off of Twitter by thousands of people telling her to go fuck herself. She's so insane she had a Fuherbunker like meltdown where she started screaming about how great political correctness is and how we need to get rid of free speech which of course went over like a led balloon. She's literally mentally ill and just projects all her failing in life as oppression against her. People who are failures in life like her because she's all about taking no responsibility and blaiming everyone else.

>>42537279


Now she's insulated in far-left echo chambers unreachable and untouchable to any sort of reality. I don't see her much anymore or know what she's doing now. I think she's on NPR now talking about how all her problems are oppression? I don't know. What's funny is she thinks we're friends but she's a fat white pig and I'm a pretty big chad up here in Seattle. What's funny is I was a liberal until I started hanging out with prominent liberals here in Seattle. They really are just all self-interested con-artists.

>>42535130
He said it's underrated, not unknown dufus

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Not quite related, but another /fit/fag got me to watch Xavier Renegade Angel after he posted an edited chad meme pic the other day. And hoooly fuck that was bad. As in bad in every level. Visual, character design, script, jokes, line delivery, everything. Damn, that anon has shit for taste.

>>42520666
dear lord...

>>42537395
You got meme'd. It's like when anime fags recommend Boku no Pico.

>>42536046
My aunt's name is Lynn Wang.

Plot twist, my family is Norwegian.

Plot twist, she's adopted from Korea.

>>42536046
>>42537428

Oh also my grandfather is Dick Wang and my great grandfather was Harry Wang. Have fun doxing me.

>>42532293
probably brandi mae akers

>>42537442
No thanks.
With the amount of chinks out there, I bet you'd get 5 Million hits even if the name was Hairy Wang.

>>42525630
You'd be surprised. Me and some friends used to fight in my garage when we got drunk. It's just fun.

>>42537468
Fuck. Back when i was still living with my parents we had a room laid out with Judo mats and my best mate, my cousin and I would train full-contact. At first Judo and then Tae Kwon Do in which all 3 of us achieved black belts in time.

Sure it's no retarded no-rules fight club, but I've had several (minor) broken bones and a lot of scrapes and cuts from those sessions.

>>42535963
kek'd at the screencap and then kek'd again when you repeated it

>>42537088
Good on you, but how you got to proposing to this woman is a beyond me.
My wife and I were both pretty fucking broke at the time we wanted to get married, so we just bought some random 10€ plain silver rings and the entire wedding cost us around 40€.

>>42520910
Oh fuck, it's this show. It's fucking hilarious.

>>42537230
BRAP

>>42537395
this is a meme right?

that shows hilarious and i feel like i was the one who recommended it to you

(i was the one who was like 'its a pretty good show go watch it on youtube or kisscartoon')

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>>42537395
>>42537423
I unironically loved XRA but i can really understand why people hate it. You really have to have this absurdist mind set when going to it. I binge watched the whole show while trying to survive my hangover just a few days ago and now i´m wathcing it again.

>>42537395
taste the pain faggot that show is GOAT

>>42525734
I read this multiple times, still not following

>>42535686
the chad primate

>>42537101
77 cents?

>>42537395
Ooga-booga was /ourguy/

>>42537088
How the fuck do you get THAT far with someone like that.
I mean thats something that doesnt just shows one day, i think it would bleed in constantly right? RIGHT?!

>>42537285
>>42537279
>>42537276

Thanks for taking the time to write this. About what I expected, but a good read anyway.

>>42530509
>ranch on pizza
No wonder they call you guys amerifats.

>>42522062
Is she carrying around an opened thinkpad in one of the pics?
Probably some 14" T-series with the old hinges, but can't really make it out.
If so, I'd also like to make her my gf.

>>42537027
>being this delusional

>>42537533
>Europoors
Fuck it feels good being Australian with all this inexplicable disposable cash.

>>42520666
A classic

>>42535195
Lol. A classic. Gets me laughing every time

>>42527973

It's kinda autistic. Most people can usually figure out what to say without writing a script out and just saying what feels right at the time.

Don't sweat it, since it's not like the other person on the phone can tell.

>>42538094
Best laugh of the thread. Just the image of a man squatting multiple japs who can barely communicate with him...

>>42535377
>The war is over for me now.

Hahaha,lost it there

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>>42527838

DELET

>>42538926
When will they learn?

>>42535330
>>42535360
>>42535377
Don't know if you're the original anon who posted this story, but it's always good for a laugh/cry/hurl.

>>42537276
>>42537279
>>42537285
I'm>>42534228 (not that it really fucking matters) and your posts were equal parts troubling, infuriating, unsurprising and deeply satisfying. Thanks for writing that up.

>>42529917
>>42533826
Counting calories works to a certain extent, but you can do better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRSeyCZwEUI

>>42532860
That you look fucking insane?

>>42535276

Well, I thank you for making it, but pls do it in a manner that makes sense next time.

>>42532525
If it counts for anything I think you're very handsome bro.

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>>42535377
>>42535360
>>42535330

>Yfw blood starts raining in the forest as a sign of satan's coming

NEVER.FUCK.WITHOUT.LIGHTS

Include me in the cap

>>42538926
>manlets
>marriage
How cucked can you be?

>>42539245
Take your shitty insults back to plebbit

>>42535330
>>42535360
>>42535377

Every now and again, I am reminded of why I come to this shithole.

>>42535330
>>42535360
>>42535377
Hot, I wish this would happen to me.

>>42535377
>eating period blood from a hippy chick
you should see a doctor
I'm not kiddying

>>42537896
It's something you think is normal if you haven't had a better relationship and you're in love with them.
It happened to me, it was my first girlfriend that wasn't a wreck, so a lot of her being a stuck-up cunt went right over my head.

>>42536082
Finally a future to look forward to

>>42522388
That's a bit wasteful if he's just throwing away those sheets. He should donate them.

>>42529917
keep at it
you're gonna make it breh

>>42525611
>i have to show my other fitbros that i have been here a long time so i can be respected by them.
>if only i had real friends

>>42539424
I know

>>42537295
no way someone this fucking retarded exist. I admit it took me too long to get what he meant with bodyweight

>>42535277
Is this diet a good idea?

>>42538926
That guy's not 5'8 you fucking autistic faggot. He's a drawf. Stop photoshopping shit to fit your narrative you piece of shit

>>42521335
Every "post your body" post is a fat guy jerking off to fit dudes.

Don't fall for the bait.

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>>42539213
so according to the second video, which I haven't finished, one could eat 270gr of carbs and not have to store fat in their body?

Anybody have that /x/ screencap where some /fit/izen HEEMS a ghost?

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>>42540049
face the facts manlet :^)

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I know this one was bait but it made me kek.

>>42525586
"the way you squat bellow parallel"

my seids

>>42537463
lol

>>42530417
Good Oc but I wish you didnt include the "Put me in the screencap xd" posters, they are the scourge of this website.

>>42535404
>It's really hard to exersice

>>42535623
You actually literally have to go back.

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>>42537276
>>42537279
>>42537285
capped

>>42530173
don't call you girl a bitch unless you'd do it in front of her.

>>42540701
shut up faggot

>>42520666
Devilish trips bruvs.

>>42530151
my bf does it to me.
Seems like he doesn't want me to improve my appearence out of fear I'd go Stacey on his ass.

>>42540650
>those tabs
>utorrent
lmao

>>42538094
The rorororo gets me every time

>>42540738
The fact that you know what a Stacey is should be all the reassurance he needs.

On that note my ex just used me as an ego platform, after I helped her get fit and happy she cheated on me and dumped me last week. Fuck you for sharing genitalia with that slut.

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>>42535377
>>42535360
>>42535330

>>42540049
t. guy who is 5'8"

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>>42540049
>Fallen for the manlet bait...
>When will they ever learn?

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>>42537395
Fucking pleb

>>42540903
>Fuck you for sharing genitalia with that slut.
kek
Sorry about your ex though, there's nothing worse than shattering a loved one's confidence/trust IMO. I'm sure you'll find a way better grill in the future.
Cheer up robot, don't let that hoe fuck up your spirit

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>>42540049
5'8 is literally a dwarf though, jfc

I bet you think a 6" dick is average too.