How are you all so bad with women?

>>42516493
>i am a sadistic asshole
>don't get on my bad side xd

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Because I still don't satisfy my own standards for being a complete, healthy man. How could I satisfy a woman?

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>>42516493
I remember middle school

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>>42516493
People on here fail for a variety of reasons. Mostly social ineptness and a wrong mindset. If people did the following things they'd get at LEAST one girl.

1. Stop caring about women so much. Don't put the pussy on an altar
2. Treat Women like actual people. You might just want to fug but you need to treat her like a person to do so.
3. Be confident, even if you have to fake it

I've had a black friend who is honestly one of the ugliest niggas alive and got pussy on the regular. I've had people on here say I look like the fucking happy merchant meme and I've popped two girl's cherries. My body count isn't even that impressive.

Not spontaneously funny.

>>42516493
it's easier to be funny when you can legit take 5 minutes to think about what you're going to write

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>>42517022

It literally just takes being outside the house for a certain amount of time. Most people here are shut ins and don't actually invest time in the outside world (or they find it really boring).

I feel like I owe back some wisdom to /fit/ but you cunts never take advice really.

Background: shut in for 4-5 years during high school age + being an immigrant + selective mute (didn't speak literally a fucking word in highschool).

Then I turned 16-17, hit gym, went out a lot, found tinder and have ever since banged a lot of girls you lot would claim are 10/10s. I've touched pussy that even God himself wouldn't believe a 4channer could get :) here for advice boys, peace