PIANA ALIVE AND WELL

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PIANA ALIVE AND WELL 2017-08-15 05:25:54 Post No. 42516232
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PIANA ALIVE AND WELL Anonymous 2017-08-15 05:25:54 Post No. 42516232 [Report]

>Pic related because you fuckers wont believe me otherwise..
Hi fellow /fit/izens, i work as a nurse at Florida Hospital Orlando, and i just wanted to bring you the news that Rich is recovering, how ever he seems to have suffered major brain damage and lost most of his ability to speak properly, he woke up this morning and muttered "food goddammit, food, food food right babe dammit" over and over until we brought him soup, which, he demolished in a matter of seconds and started repeating the same thing as before over and over. After 3 servings of soup, 6 cups of ice cream and a gallon of water he fell asleep, although doctors whom monitor his brain stated that his brain activity was even lower now than in the coma, now going as low as 5% of normal function.

Anonymous 2017-08-15 05:27:49 Post No.42516255
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Anonymous 2017-08-15 05:27:49 Post No.42516255 [Report]

>>42516232
that's because he's low on scoops. he needs to replenish

Anonymous 2017-08-15 05:34:06 Post No.42516346
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>>42516232

>"food goddammit, food, food food right babe dammit"

I shouldn't be laughing but i am

Anonymous 2017-08-15 05:34:23 Post No.42516353
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>>42516232
>8 o'clock
>wake up
>3 scoops
>just the powder, no time for water
>breakfast
>6 eggs-6 scoops omlette
>scream
>shit
>scream louder
>make 32 shakes for new 16 hr arm workout
>jump in car
>drive down the carpool lane to the gym
>look in the rearview mirror
>see humanity
>drive even faster
>cmon, already 10 minutes after my last whey
>arrive at gym
>open trunk
>forgot my 32 shakes
>oh shit.exe
>make a small beginner 8 hrs arm workout
>feelsbadman
>lunch time
>thank god
>waiter takes order
>I WANT BIG
>"what's big"?
>I WANNA EAT BIG BECAUSE I WANT TO GET BIG CMON MAN MUUUUTANT 4LIFE
>waiter calls cops
>cops tazer me
>only hitting triceps
>lol
>shake off tazer and jump in car
>back at home drink my 32 shakes and play with my dogs
>10 o'clock
#MUTANT

Anonymous 2017-08-15 05:37:06 Post No.42516384
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Blend up (scoop), bi shot (scoop)
Sit ups (scoop), calf raise (scoop)
Pass out (scoop), wake up (scoop)
Shredded (scoop), shredded (scoop)

Anonymous 2017-08-15 05:40:55 Post No.42516427
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>>42516353
>look in the rearview mirror
>see humanity
>drive even faster

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