How do I get on Crixus mode?

>>42514287
Undefeated?

Spartacus defeated him, no?

>>42514287
Manlets...when will they learn

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>>42514287
You must drink from Jupiter's cock Himself as an infant.

>>42514287
Fuck Domina x 10

Spartacus season 1 was 10/10
Based Batiatus dindu nuffin

In Spartacus a nigger gets cucked D:

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>>42514287
Crixus was dyel

>>42514302
We wuz roman and shit

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Is Gannicus the natty limit?

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>>42514287
>the undefeated gaul
>mfw

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how do I get into Pietros boyfriend mode?

>>42514629
I would bathe in that man's jizz

>>42514629
isn't that the 1 with a horse cock?

>>42515329
No that was one of the Gaul slaves that Batiatus bought and he let his wife's friend buy from him

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>Gaul
>Undefeated

>>42514287
I'm still pissed about the fucking nigger woman that ruined Crixus. First season was ok but after they changed actors it became a lot worse. Thank fuck she died at the end.

>>42515375
feel u senpai

>>42514287
go to eastern europe and fight in the pits, if you survive you'll be in crixus mode.

>>42514287
>How do I get on Crixus mode

Be Greek

>>42515436
Crixus was Gaul, a germanic tribe conquered by the romans.

>>42514287
Be 5'5" and roid. No lifting required.

>>42514287
>that scene where all the girls are watching and mirin varro pound a slut.

I read his work out routine once in some interview with him. But I've forgotten most of it. Think he swam in the sea for like an hour every day as well as everything else

>>42514308
This

>>42515479
Gaul was more based in France was it not?

>>42514287
Through gladiator boot camp ofc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJHsdb6iPuQ

>>42514373
>>42514302
Fucking this. Killing the guy off killed the show.

>gauls
>germanic

Y'all need to get edumacated.

Gauls were Celts based around central Europe and to the West into France, an umbrella term to define a number of different tribes with different customs and internal organizational systems. The border for the Gallic region was situated around the modern Black Forest (a modern estimation as Caesar defined it as following a legendary forest and the Rhine river). Germanic tribes lived beyond that border and periodically raided Gallic lands into the territory of Helvetii and a number of others, which ended up being driven away from those lands (modern Switzerland in particular, though well after the Roman conquest of Gallia) and substituted as their inhabitants.

Tl;dr
Gauls were more French, had nothing but largely enmity with Germanic tribes.
Also, they read and wrote Greek and kept some very interestingly precise records of their population and resources for a people generally considered barbaric.

Season 1, and 1.5 were best.

>>42515917
So 1.5 is worth watching?

>>42515987
Absolutely. It's a prologue for season 1, shows a lot more of the Ludus' roots.

This is the only show that i've seen completely more then once. No kidding

>>42515917
Andy Spartacus was so fucking good

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>>42515917
this. I was like who the fuk is this guy in season 2, I just stopped watching it.

>>42515493
He's 5'11.

>>42514287
Learn how to defend against spears.
Big boys like Barca will bully you if you don't.
>>42514302
Quintus was my dude.
Chaotic Neutral master-race fuck the haters.

>>42514629

He needs to trim his pits.

>>42514287
Lift as a natty and eat in a caloric surplus for about 3-4 years.

>>42514416
By a white manlet... I mean Gannicus is Chad tier, but Oenomeus was they incarnation of BBC

>>42515329
No that was another long haired dude. Gannicus wasn't in Blood and Sand, he was in all other seasons except that one.

My favourite series ever,
should be /fits/ official series nohomo

>>42515373
Funny enough the most renowned Legion unit was the Gaulish one, so much so that Caesar gave them special treatment and the lark sigil...

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>>42514373
Yeah, I recently tried rewatching the entire series and immediately lost interest after season 1. Shame

daily reminder this show is pleb shit compared to Rome

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>>42521435

I still need to check that out. Is it an HBO show?

>>42521468
yeah season one is god-tier and second season is still good but felt rushed due to the cancellation. Highly recommend. Also if you have HBO, watch the sopranos and deadwood. I personally have to get to Band of Brothers.

>>42521468
Starz

>>42521524
he was talking about Rome not Spartacus

>>42515870
Who claimed they were germanic?

>>42515870
>>42521557
Nvm, found it. That was quite an essay for an offhand comment by an obvious retard.

>>42521527
My bad. My reading comprehension has become shit apparently

>>42515829
It's based on a true story retard he died in real life

>>42516529
fucking faggot

>>42516050
I've watched the first season 4 times

>>42515716
Yes. That anon is wrong

>>42521479
Band of Brothers is so good, The Pacific is good but not the same level

Be manipulated by Naevia x F

>>42522188

You got it the wrong way

The Pacific >>> Band of Brothers

>>42515812
why do they all seem so fucking gay
they all have chad skulls

>>42514764
his name is barca how could you forget
>>42514287
this thread shows how fucking gay fit is for watching a fun consisting of sweaty oiled dudes killing eachother and showing wang full fronted on the screen

>>42522228
Back to r.eddit

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>>42522241
kys, this show was made for fags and homos in denial aka, /fit/

Season 1 Neiva was hot tho

RIP Liam ;( what a fucking great actor

>>42522253
I think you mean Andy

>>42522247
Yet you still watched it...
Makes you think

>>42522257
Shit you're right

>>42521721
All good anon.

>>42522260
I AM on /fit my dude
>>42522268
how could you forget ʕ ಡ ﹏ ಡ ʔ

I only watched for the violence and penis.

>>42514287
Read the sticky.

And sometimes, they would do Dirty 30s.

A Dirty 30, to hear McIntyre describe it, is half an hour of hell, divided into three 10-minute segments, punctuated with nausea and ending in exhaustion.

But it's worth it, he says.

For their Dirty 30s, the group would perform three exercises that worked different muscles and movement patterns (for example, weighted pushups, situps with a medicine ball, and a weighted sled pull). They were assigned a goal number of repetitions they would need to complete within 1 minute, and they attempted to reach that 1-minute goal for every minute of the 10-minute segment.

If they completed the goal before the minute was up, they earned a rest. If they didn't hit it, those reps accumulated, and they'd have to finish all the extra reps at the end. Three moves, 10 minutes each. Dirty.

"As the minutes pass, you get less and less rest because you're not finishing the reps in the minute, and you feel like throwing up," McIntyre says.

But you hang tough, motivated by your mates—and by the reward.

"Afterward you feel exhausted," he says, "but you take 30 minutes to recover and you feel like your body is changing in front of you. That's a full workout—it sucks the life out of you and you feel as if you're on top of the world. You feel yourself growing stronger and stronger."

Does anyone have Andy's work out routine before he passed away, right when he started the show? He briefly mention that during his documentary.

>>42525349
That's some crossfit bullshit.

>>42514287
>undefeated ghoul

>>42514287
damn, time fucking flies. I remember when I thought this dude was swole as fuck. XD

>>42525375
>XD
>XD
>XD
>XD