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>be last night
>have a couple drinks with neighbor then dicking her down(we've been having casual sex once every week or two)
>in bed in missionary going v slow
>she grabs my booty "you've got a great ass, you know that?"
>didn't know what to say so "L-likewise"
>she goes "in fact...you just have a great body"
>give a weird, tonal "mmmm"
>she then says "but I especially love your arms...so strong"
>get closer to her and start kissing her neck so I have an excuse for not responding
>initially felt good that she was mirin' my ass and arms but then get autistically concerned about my body image-
>w-what about my other parts?
>I wonder if she notices my chest is small
>I've been improving my bench steadily but haven't really been filling out
>fuck maybe I should throw a couple more chest exercises in on another day
>flyes or just machine iso exercises?
>probably been recruiting my triceps far too much during my compound exercises
>i'll ask /fit/ about that later
>my back feels good but she didn't mention my back
>maybe cause she can't see it right now
>maybe she saw how asymmetrical my scoliosis lats are earlier and didn't want to mention them
>i've got back tomorrow so i'll hit it extra hard
>fuck my body looks like shit
>throughout this thought process i start pounding into her harder and faster
>couldn't cum after slamming away for a few minutes
>fake orgasm, go home and have a protein shake
>fuck yeah, back day tomorrow
What the fuck is wrong with me? I was having a good time before, but with her mentioning my body I couldn't put aside my self consciousness to enjoy a good wienering. I won't lie and say I don't lift for girls, but if my obsession with lifting hinders my ability to have dirty talk with women then I've gone wrong somewhere. How do i fix? Also, once you realize that people are starting to mire, how do you respond to compliments on your body without sperging?
/autism/ general- Inquire here about your social ineptitude
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>>42505065
>autism general
>>be last night
>>have a couple drinks with neighbor
stopped reading there
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>>42505065
>be at gym
>moving from squat rack to bench
>notice a qt3.14 by the dumbbells
>after each set I instinctively end up looking at her
>whenever she sees me looking at her I move my line of vision to something else
>spend the rest of my workout worried that she thinks im autistic
>still thinking about it now
>a week later
Why do I do this?
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>>42505153
Because your life is so empty you can't think about anything else. You have nothing. I kinda feel you in the thinking about stupid shit and other people all the time area anon.
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>be me
>driving to the movies, smoking a blunt on the way
>made a random turn to kill time and finish the blunt because theater was getting close
>tried to be lowkey, but ended up turning in to a high school by accident cus im high and autistic
>trying to get the fuck out, drive past the main entrance towards a uturn
>hear someone yelling for me
>stonedwtfface.jpeg
>pull over
>hot chick runs up asking for a ride for her and her 2 girl friends to a fair nearby
>as long as you dont murder me, fuck it jump in
>they hop in, my car reeks so I ask them if they smoke right away
>they get excited as fuck, start screaming
>i just faced 2/3 of the blunt,im buggin, tell em to chill and look out for the cops
>we talk, pass the blunt around
>they seem chill, like smoking and probably mirin' my arms cus I got out of gym couple hours ago
>think about itd be cool to get to know them, plus they hot and legal
>drop em off, they thank me and say how cool it was, nothing like this ever happened to them
>im rushing to the movies and the blunt is hitting me like a brick
>it was nice to meet you, later...
>drive off, get to the movies, realize I never got any of their infos
I thought lifting helps with autism /fit/??
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>>42506310
You were high, idiot
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>>42506576
No shit nigga
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