Based Fucking Broccoli

cause it tastes like shit idiot

Because it's expensive
Brocolli's a great food though, hell it's technically a super food because of all the benefits it can give to your body.

I ate it everyday when I lost like 120 lbs.

>>42501222
>cause it tastes
but thats F*CKING wrong, you F*CKING monkey

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>>42501189
brocco is great, I like it almost as much as I like asparagus

>>42501252
i love this shit, but its so fucking expensive here, holy shit

>>42501222
How do you cook it? From what I've tended to notice is that most people who say they hate broccoli only eat it steamed with cheese sauce or some shit like that. I don't blame people for hating vegetables that have only been steamed, that shit's bland as fuck.
The way I usually cook it is I blanch it (to get rid of the bitterness), mix it with other vegetables (I usually put in chopped carrot and onion) stir-fry it in some sesame seed oil, add a spoonful of beef powder, and devour that shit. I love it.

>>42501226
How expensive is it for you? Just curious.

>>42501252
Asparagus is top tier. So tender and nutritious. Only downside is after eating it your piss will smell.

>>42501222
T. Manchild

>>42501226
>>42501300

Here it's 2 euros for a kg of broccoli. Not sure how that's expensive. I usually eat 300-500g of broccoli if I have it with my meal, which is usually like half my meal and basically cost me less than a euro.

In comparison, chicken is 5 euros for a kg, but I do usually eat it combined with chicken.

>>42501300
i personally find out that the simpler cooked broccoli tastes the better actually

just boil it for a minutre or two in water or steam it, put some salt and pepper, sprinkle some olive oil and you are good to go

>>42501349
Wish I could find chicken for 5€ a Kilo

>>42501357

I live in The Netherlands bro. It's only 5 euros when you buy an entire kilo. I just usually freeze most of it. If you get prepackaged pieces of 400-600 gram, it's also 4 euros for those, making it quite a bit more expensive. Buying in bulk makes it cheaper.

>>42501349
What country? I heard stuff tends to be more expensive in Europe than in burgerland.

>>42501354
It's just the way my mema makes it, she is a good cook. I guess I am spoiled when it comes to eating, she always uses good seasoning.

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How do you guys cook/eat your carrots? On rare occasion I'll cook them in a brown sugar glaze.

On a side note, what vegetable high in fiber do your guys prefer?

>>42501394
Just grate them
Nothing Else needed

Broccoli a shit

>>42501300
>The way I usually cook it is I blanch it
Blanching is the patrician way to cook veggies. And yeah, most people I know who don't like veggies have only ever had soggy, mushy, steamed veggies. I don't like steamed veggies, either.

>plebs who don't eat the broccoli stem

>look at this motherfuckin package.its full of fucking broccoli

This is like one of those tryhard posts straight out of /b/ circa 2010

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>>42501189
Shit smells like a ripe ass fart when you're cooking it

>>42501734
Smells like cabbage when cooked desu, and cabbage is fuckin delicious

its disgusting but healthy.

I bulk on broccoli, shit is GOAT

>a pack of 400 grams with half of chicken breast is more than enough for a meal and it fills me for half a day

You're either a woman or you're not lifting heavy

>>42501964
How the fuck do you bulk in broccoli, do you eat 10 kilos a day?

>>42501988
I obviously don't eat solely broccoli

>>42501226
I pay $1.50/lb for it

>>42501189
I'm fat and eat broccoli. It's been filling me up and helping me lose weight.

Frozen is gross though. Gotta have it fresh

Fucking love Broccoli, all mustard greens are god tier food

>>42501998
Its still retarded idea, broccoli is incredibly filling and has low nutrition values, you can switch it for something that will give you more gainz

>>42502034

take steroids if you want gains, everything else is a meme.

>>42502034
If you have to switch out eating broccoli to hit your cals or macros for the day then your diet is fucked to begin with

Cauliflower > broccoli

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>>42502166

same thing

>>42502166
fucking gross

Don't eat bonduelle, it grows near southern Italian trash dumps.
t. documentary I watched

>>42502182
Love the image. But how do you explain Romanesco?

Also raw broccoli is the best way. Otherwise roasted hot until the stem is tender and the tops are dark brown and crispy. Salt and olive oil for all roasted vegetables.

Same answer for carrots.

>>42501300
your piss smelling is the number 1 reason to eat asparagus

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>>42502182
It's like saying that niggers and white people are same

>>42502254

yes niggers and whites are both literally homo sapiens.

>>42502166
Brattered and fried cauliflower is so fucking good damn it, wish i wasnt cutting so i could eat it more often

>>42502383
I usually toss this shit with olive oil, salt, black pepper and paprika, then roast it in the oven.
Delicious, filling and lean as fuck.

>>42501703
What is blanching?

>>42502182
Broccoli: tastes like shit, horrible texture. F
Cabbage: A
Turnips: B
Kale: D-
Cauliflower: F
Kohlrabi: ?

>>42502458
Boiling them basically, but really fucking fast, just put them in boiling water, wait ~30seconds and remove them

>>42502166
But thats wrong, retard

>>42501243
Not everyone has the same taste, you fucking APE

>>42502484

you are 8 years old

>>42501189
>currently cutting
>eat broccoli and some form of protein for lunch and dinner 3-4 days a week
>pair it with a healthy amount of garlic for delicious flavor gains
>thoroughly enjoy it everytime I eat it
>dat fiber
>losing weight every week

Broccoli is God tier.

>>42502253
Nothing like waking up to the nice smell of burning rubber coming out of your peephole.

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>2017
>not running broccoli, sauna and garlic theory
JFL @ your life buddy boyo, smelly garlic ascension incoming by 2018

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>>42501189
ALL HAIL LORD CRUCIFEROUS

I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT SO MUCH

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>>42501222
I'm willing to go to war against disgraces such as yourself. It's FUCKING good, and you SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

Try frying it in a pan and tell me that's not the fucking sweetest fucking thing your mouth has ever been given the honour of ever tasting, you human trash bag.

>>42501243
UMA DELICIA

>>42501189
>buying broccoli that comes in a package

Found the underage pleb

>>42502749
The store next to me rarely sells fresh broccoli for some reaso , so im forced to buy mostly frozen
I prefer raw, fresh broccoli too

>>42502786
>forced

Go to a better store, nobody forced you to be lazy or live in a food desert

>>42502795
shut the fuck up nerd

>>42501394
I chop them up and add then to pasta sauces or stir-fry with broc, bell pepper and mushrooms

>>42502689
Sounds like you're trying to convince someone othet than that anon, anon.

>>42501189
fat people are generally stupid and lazy