No FPH? come on guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_ a8VXhiSc

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MAN the harpoons.

Get it?

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But does it really count?...

>>42498888
thank you nature

>>42498917
No, it doesn't.
It's like a skelly having visible abs

>>42498917
No, when your abs also have tits, then you have a problem.

>>42498888
Checked

This really sums up most social justice issues. These people are so sensitive and lazy that they can't take any criticism about themselves. Even if it is kindhearted concern, they retaliate with "fuck you, fatphobe".
>Fat people aren't jokes, and neither are the people living with diabetes and other chronic diseases.
The level of delusion is astounding. Do these people not know that obesity will cause said diabetes and chronic diseases?

>>42498994
>Do these people not know that obesity will cause said diabetes and chronic diseases?
they do, so they repress their worries by eating more

>>42498917
A fat woman bragging about having big tits is like an unemployed person bragging about not having to work Mondays-Anon

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Why do you keep fucking fat chicks, /fit/?

>>42499063
Because I'm bad at telling if a girl is fat online and it's usually too late when we meet in person

:(

>>42499063
HURK

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>>42499115
When will you finally learn that they are all fat, anon?

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Even Tumblr has anti-fat blogs. How do we turn anti-HAES into a large and legitimate movement?
>>42499198
What gender and species is it?

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>>42499198
i had to look this person up, i want the bombs to fall already

>>42499352
wew. imagine wrestling with that fella

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>>42499312
>vegetable of the day
>fried mozzarella

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>>42499089

>>42499089
Seriously if you can't fucking see your genitals then there's a fucking problem. Why do these people insist on living in a fantasy world where this is an acceptable thing?

>>42499257
>How do we turn anti-HAES into a large and legitimate movement?
By letting nature take it's course.

>>42499352
>marine stuff
Of course a whale would be interested in that.

>>42499433
doesn't everyone live in a fantasy world catered to their insecurities?

>>42499497
no

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>>42499389
>via 9gag.com

>>42499352
>suffers from psychosis (mostly manifests itself in delusions)
>delusions
I-is that a small spark of self-awareness?

>>42499886
>never improve
>be happy with mediocrity
>conform to my views

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I guess we already knew that double chins were a thing. But now fat fucks are flaunting their double bellies.

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Fuck/marry/kill?

>>42499886
No wonder chicks don't really do much with themselves. They don't do anything, they're vapid, they commit to something and they're criticised.

This girl looks better in the second shot, whoever criticised her should be strung up by the hymen.

>>42499352

At least he admits he suffers from delusions.

>>42499911
Even non sentient strong bad is disgusted by this entities greasy sausage grabbers all over him.

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>>42499919
Kill myself

>>42499919
Kill the two on the left, fuck and marry one on right.

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>>42499198
HOW CAN CHAD EVEN COMPETE?

>>42499312
on saturday and sunday theres fried pizza

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Just had a convo with my gf, she gained around 26lb on the top of being already chubby before that. She finally broke the 200 barrier
(she's 5'7) and we are rarely having sex anymore.

Idk what to do, tried to make her lift with me, paid for her membership and tried to be her personal trainer but she gave up on 5x5, gave up on a U/L and a PPL, i tried everything but she kept insisting on meme exercises from instawhores she praises so much and fell for all kinds of gimmicks (herbalife, spot removal pills just to name a few).

She refuses to regulate her diet and thinks that exercising will fix her bad diet (despite me saying you can't out exercise a bad diet).

I'm on the verge of dumping the bitch but i really like her. Wat do?

>>42499919
If I had to, with no loopholes, probably kill first, fuck second as quickly as possible, and marry the third solely because she's the least fat

>>42499959

You won't fix her bro. I was able to get my gf to start lifting with me and she's stuck with it, but that's only because she's intelligent and finally conceded that it's the only way to keep your body from falling apart as you get older. If your gf is tryna spot reduce or needs to look like some instagram model two weeks in or quit, I'm afraid you're shit out of luck.

>>42499959
Dump her, you can't be in a relationship with someone you're not attracted to. Alternatively, you can tell her that her weight is going to harm her, and you love her too much to watch her self destruct.

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>>42498771

>>42499959
D U M P
If she's not willing to work with you when it comes to body, then she's not worth it.

>>42499959
Probably best to just drop her before she tries to bring you down with her.

>>42499959
Help her develop anorexia.

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>>42499959
Time to move on man

>>42499063
I can't help it brah it's my fetish

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>>42499996
>>42499991

thats exactly what i told her. But she's the kind of girl that starts dieting monday and gives up on wednesday/thursday, and keep at it while gaining weight.

She unironically believes that if she follows some shilling instawhore workout or take their supplements she will magically transform her body like the said instacunt and when she fails she blames on exercise not working on her. She really can't keep up longer than a month or two. It's such a level of a delusion that it feels like she's trying to piss me but i know she's just too naive when it comes to exercise. But why won't she listen to me?

>>42500048
I don't thinks she respects you if she won't take your advice. I'm assuming you're in decent shape (16% body fat at the most with decent lifts). Get rid of everything in the fridge, go to the grocery store, buy only /fit/ foods. Bonus: stop by the grocery store and only buy her daily calorie expenditure -500-1000. Make that the only food that ever enters the house besides yours. Other than the two hardcore aforementioned, I don't know how else you can help her. I honestly would only give her one more shot. There is either a staggering lack of respect, or she is just an incredibly lazy weak willed human being, not somebody you want to raise kids with.

>>42499959

have you tried giving her the ultimatum yet? if you sit her down and say all of this to her point blank, it might light a fire under her fat ass. it seems like she's not taking weight loss seriously because she thinks you won't leave, and that she can count on you to stick with her regardless. nothing scares a fat girl more than the threat of being ejected from a comfortable relationship where she's the center of attention into the dating scene where she has zero value.

you've done all you can do in terms of support and motivation. now's the time to sit her down, give her a reasonable but solid goal to meet in a set amount of time in order to prove herself. if she can't make that sacrifice to save the relationship, she's not worth your time.

either way, keep us updated.

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>>42500090
I'm probably below 20%, been lifting for a year and a half 255/360/405, had to stop for a couple of months but I'm back at it. I try to control her diet but she will eat something while outside eventually. She doesn't have the balls to eat shit in front of me.

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>>42499959
Got any lulzy stories about her?

>>42499886
Tbh I would rather fuck left. The anorexia etc tags are retarded ofc but I find the left bf% a lot more appealing.

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>>42498917

>>42500048
Can you pay to get her a nutritionalist or a personal trainer? Maybe having a diet laid out in front of her by a professional would help? Not sure dude, you might just have to let her fail on the things she wants to try and then step in to help.

>>42500142
>She doesn't have the balls to eat shit in front of me.
Sneaking food or being ashamed of eating in front of you (or anyone she knows will comment) makes me think she's developing some kind of addictive behavior towards food. Either that or she's genuinely aware that she's a fatfuck, but refuses to do anything about it out of embarrassment. Or she's just lazy. I'm not sure, but I'd also say dump her. Gaining that much weight causes endless health problems, possibly more if you're thinking about kids at some point.

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>>42500142
Good enough desu, as long as you aren't fat, she should be listening to you. I think you need to make it evident that you are no longer romantically interested in her. I'm assuming you've done this though... I think that if you know you can do better, you should do so. You shouldn't waste your life trying to love somebody you can't. You could be spending that time loving somebody you love to love. That was my biggest mistake in life, anon. And I would do anything to get those twenty years back. If you stay with her, and she doesn't improve (which we have no reason to believe will happen) you will be unhappy.
>One shot at life
Don't fuck it up anon, for me.

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>>42500157
Nothing really funny about her, she's a normie addicted to sweets and when i started blaming her hard she would cry because i'd find leftovers of candies/fast food on her car. Then she started refusing to weight herself, binge eating while away from me.

I don't even think it's her fault, her mom and step dad are 2 heart attacks waiting to strike, eat like pigs.

She has always been a chubby i just had the luck (or misfortune, maybe) to find her when she was regularly on good cardio and was just out of chubby mode.

But once we started dating it was all downhill for her. Would be for me too but i got into lifting to prevent that.

>>42499886
>that tan line on the right
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>42500201
I like that one.

>>42499063
>the guy is fit
Every time

>>42498771
THE one on the right isn't so bad

>>42499312

This is at the cafeteria at my place of employment.

The worst part? I work at a hospital. So sad.

>>42500756
Gotta get business somehow

>>42500226
It's still her fault. We are all born with our own issues to overcome. Not saying to leave her; that's your decision.

>>42499919
>2
>3
>1

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>"Anon stop being mean *drinks 3 chocolate oreo shakes* it's not my fault I am fat *unhinges jaw to swallow 5 Mcdonalds Sirloin third pounders whole* I have a thyroid condition *sharts poop oil* and none of these diets work

What do?

>>42498917
Having big tits because you're fat, is like having a fast car because its falling off a cliff.

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>>42500201
>>42501690
delete this post now or im calling the police

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>>42499886 >>42500158
I would fuck both. I suppose some guys could be thrown off rythm by definition on a woman.

>>42498771
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>42499089

>>42498888
Feelings don't give a FUCK about facts, she feels bad when people tell her the truth.

>>42499198
This person is absolute scum, I am fucking horrified.

>>42499959
Stop wasting your time on someone who has no motivation to improve.

Dump her.

>>42499089
These are the last days of Rome

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>>42499312
>vegetable of the day
>mozzarella

>>42499959
Drop her, but know that your gfs are a reflection of yourself, if you're a weak bitch, your gf won't fuck you and will let herself go.

>>42501776
at least when rome is sacked, these abominations will no longer be artificially supported, they'll die with it

>>42500618
>this is what black men actually believe

>>42500048
Try to get her to come to gym again, only this time tell her you have spot removal pills but give her anavar and yohimbine, she'll see immediate progress and get addicted to it and make you look small within 6 months, but you'll get snu-snu at least

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>>42499959
>She was 174 before gaining
>Chubby
You are the fatlogic, my man

>>42499198
I hate edgy internet nazis but I would gas the shit out of this thing

>>42500756

they couldn't sell cigarettes anymore, guess they have found a faster way to make tons of money

>>42500120
Bump

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>>42499389

>>42499089
never fuck a fat chick, they can't maintain or clean their snatch.

>>42499144
fucking beard... numales ruined beards.

>>42499352
>white

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>>42499063
>this is what women think they deserve
maybe its my latent slight hate for women from years of being ignored in grade school, but this would never (NEVER) be accepted the other way around.

>>42498917

Fat bitches don't know about delicious flat chest.

>>42499198

It's Dr. Evil.

>>42503924
This. Sleek feminine body>cow tits

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What body type is this?

>>42498888
CHECKED

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This is by far my favorite fat story ever

>>42500504
a dyel doesn't have the strength to handle such a woman

>>42504440
Liberty bell.

>>42500001
I just want you to know, you were THIS FUCKING CLOSE to getting quints.

>>42499198
this is why bullying is essential to kids

>>42504440
pudding

>>42504440
Pear/Muffin top

>>42504662
You have a kind heart.

>>42504515
this hurts

>>42504515
I was eating and I didn't stop reading at the warning

I guess I'm not having lunch then

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>>42498771

Photoshop is amazing.

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>>42499312
fucking americans

>>42499312
BUT ITS FRIED

>>42500001
Is that Earl???

>>42501956
she was around 155 when i first met her, gained a little bit, became chubby, and on top of that gained 26lbs, since i met her its been over 50 pounds of fatty. I gained about 40 lbs but i started lifting in the beginning of our relationship so it was mostly leaan mass and i was skelly mode before. The contrast is insane now.

I know it's a meme, but why did Jame's legs hurt so much?

>>42504675
Thank you. Even in this place it's nice to hear that.
I hope everything is truly good in your life.

>>42504763
Her left titty looks like shes shoplifting tuna

>>42504538
Cuz it's also got a crack in it! huehuehue

>>42504872
Nah, just cause she looks like a fucking bell and that one is the most famous one I'm aware of.

>>42504440
>Cheshire fat

>>42500618
yeah because it's photoshopped to hell and back you moron

>>42499198
>76 likes on social media
>0 likes irl

The fate of every tranny and fattie.

>>42501324
>discussing how obesity is not a choice while sipping on a nearly white Starbucks drink

>>42501957
Soon my friend, soon.

>>42499919
Fuck and kill myself, being merry all the time I escaped this

>>42499886
The right is preferred but I want to make this clear, no staight human male would not, not fuck the left

>>42499959
Dump. I assume you are both young. If she isn't skinny now imagine her when she's older.

>>42500001
Harder than immigrants work PUKE is stitched into my shirt.

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Saw my first amerifat-level patient the other day, 200 kgs of blob that could barely walk at age 40. The nurses kept complaining that they couldn't get a diaper on him. I only realize why when I saw the ~ 20 kg hernia covered in sores that had completely engulfed his penis. Pic related, closest I could find.

>>42499959

Try StrongCurves, it's a "female" training which is an extended SL with accesories for the booty

If she can't do that then dump her

>>42504802
155 is still a lot for a girl.
How tall is she?

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>>42505497
How do you even treat something like that?

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>>42499902
Kek

>>42499919

Fuck
> You
Marry
> Mother of Christ
Kill
> Myself

>>42504440
You have to ring it after beating the twin gargoyles

>>42504802
I promise you she was already chubby at 155.

Either way, if she believes bullshit exercise programs will work, she's delusional. If she's sneaking food, she's developing an addiction. Both are major problems. Either seek professional help, or get out now.

>>42504722
Kek. I hope you're cutting Anon.

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>>42504827

>>42499460
*Gravity

>>42499938
Best and only /fit/ approved answere

>>42500215
>I would do anything to get those 20 years back

Story? or at least the short version?

>>42500120
This man knows it. Do this if all else is failing.

>>42501324
where do you live where they serve 3rd pounders? Do they serve them double? Need that sick bulk on the weekends when i cba to cook.

>>42498888
>You are going to die
>WELL FUCK YOU FOR INSULTING ME

>>42502421
Kek

>>42504538
>American Freedom intensifies

>>42504515
oh well thanks for making me rethink of going to med school

>>42499886
Is that even possible? It looks like she lost 20 pounds in 2 months.

>>42499886
>TFW my cute GF is cutting but is also lifting with me and can't stand not gaining strength

>>42498753
What happened to Boogie guys? He dead or what? You've all gone quiet on him!

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Posting this new little gem.

>>42507997
Noticed she never said nothing about finding love

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>>42505497
Relevant story

>>42507997
So, is she a gremlin? Bitch draws herself like she 4' nothing.

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>>42505675
>Age :12
>Height: 5'10

I have the same height as a damn child

>>42507997
>breaking the rules
I hate this. You're not rebellious. You're not breaking any rules. You're just being gross. It's easy to be gross.

>>42508024
kek

>>42498771
>>42500618

The one on the right is a model chosen by the brand.
The one on the left is a genetic reject who isn't even wearing the correct size bra.
She could have at least put the band under her pouch. Those poor panties...
Speaking of genetic rejects
>At concert, brother has bad back so we order assigned seats instead of the pit below
>Landwhale couple completely ignores all the signs that say no standing, are right in my line of sight to the band
>tfw watched two lardasses grind to ska punk all night
>Who even grinds to ska punk

>>42507997
Aw, this one is pretty okay.

>>42507997
You know, I don't mind this chick as much as others. On the one hand, she's letting herself go. She's throwing all caution to the wind and being an obnoxious human being, in more ways than she realizes.
On the other hand, she holds no delusions about how she looks. She KNOWS she looks like crap. She KNOWS she's forgoing health and hygiene. Better yet, she at least claims that she wouldn't mind losing weight. This is someone you can redeem.

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>>42508201
It's okay anon, I'm 5'7.

>>42498753
I'm trying not to vomit

>>42498753
I've become numb to the worst kinds of gore

But that shit makes me want to vomit

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>>42508232
why did you go to a ska punk concert anon?

>>42508232
Wot punk ska, trying to broaden my horizons a bit

>>42508729
>>42508201
>complaining about beeing child siezed
I am 5`2" and tried to get into sieze 6 pampers once due to a lost bet.
>mfw small enough to fit

A-am I child siezed?

>>42499959
L O S T C A U S E

>>42509286
jesus fuck

this looks like assault

>>42499938
>He wouldn't fuck himself

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>>42507997
>white cis woman
you are like a little baby, watch this

>>42509605
source?

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>>42503954
why the fuck am I laughing so hard at this, holy shit.

>>42505361
I'm straight and I wouldn't even fuck the right.

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>>42509454

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>>42509605
I don't mind this

>>42504796
Kek

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>>42504440

>>42509860
Is that a tartigrade? Or a water bear or whatever?

>>42507634
No it is impossible and has never been done because it cannot be done and you are an idiot if you think weight loss is possible... don't even believe it if you see a picture of it.

>>42509934
It's a hydrothermal worm

>>42507997

Fat issues aside, is this how bland and milquetoast we've become as a society that wearing unflattering clothing is the height of rebellion?

Does anyone have the screencap of the greentext about the guy working at a hospital, there was a native american patient, I can't remember it was a guy or a girl, but they were fat as fuck and they had a giant cyst on their asshole, they popped it and pus and shit spewed out of it so quickly they had to actually close the cyst and quarantine that wing of the hospital because of how bad it smelled?

>>42510022
Yeah. It's boring people trying to frame their boring lives in a way that doesn't make them look like a shallow dip shit. It's why every webcomic that isn't just pop culture or internet references is about depression and anxiety now.

>>42501324
>>42506668
McD no longer longer does, but used to carry three "Angus 1/3 Pounders"

>>42509605

Very wholesome read, thank you for sharing.

>>42499959
Go back to your ex girlfriend.

>>42504440
One that's unintended by nature.

>>42499257
This is disgustingly pathetic

>>42508201
He is 1" taller and outweighs me by 10lbs

>>42509605
>you're new legs

One sentence in and this is already garbage

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>>42510077

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Does anybody have a better version of this?

>>42507997
>gets fat
>loses all shame
>no standards
>lazy
>sloppy
>disgusting
checks out

>>42509305
Jesus christ dude my little one was wearing size 6 at 18 months, how fucking tiny are you?

>>42509605
I mean apart from the horrid spelling errors I really don't see anything wrong with this. Is there a follow up that gets all SJWy?

>>42509605
the tall cyborg girl has a penis doesn't she

>>42511181
>she
>cyborg girl
what the---

did you just assume its gender?

>>42499144
>adipositivity.com
https://youtu.be/zqYsFv_IxLc

>>42505675
Is that real?

>>42499063
Lost my virginity to a slightly fat chick as a practice girl. gave me the confidence to talk to non whales.

>>42499063
i got really fucking drunk and i woke up next to her. i fucking hated myself for days.

>>42500142
This is just foreshadowing to her eventual decline further into the realm of irresponsibility and lard.

>>42501324
Avoid associating with fat people

>>42505776
I thought this was when you fought Sir Bulksalot and his friend Greased Lightning.

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>>42509605
>ywn meet a qt3.14 mechanic on the weekly working to replace your amputated limb you lost in the war and ask her on a date while she works seated neatly on the floor between your legs

why even live

>>42511181
I sure hope so

>>42508120

Y'know, that I look at it - he doesn't look that fat. Like, yeah, he's got maybe 50 extra pounds, but his thighs aren't huge and his gut isn't POP OFF JAMES-tier either. His hernia makes him look bigger than he actually is.

>>42510175
I remember this. I'm pretty sure they stopped selling them because people saw the 4 in quarter pounder and the 3 in 1/3 pounders and thought the 1/3 pounder was smaller, so no one bought it.

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>>42504960

>>42499949
>gay puss puss

>>42511034

if anyone actually believes this happened they need to kts immediately

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>>42499198
You're a Big Gay.

>>42508201
>made fun of my little brother and called him a manlet
>he is now almost as tall as me
>at 14 fucking years old
>sizes himself up against me any chance he gets and chuckles as he calls me a manlet
existence is pain

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fucked a large roastie once and the boys would not let me live it down

>tfw i would have done it again if i could get away with it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4790752/Fit-fat-myth-study-Europe-finds.html

>Being 'fat but fit' is a myth, doctors have warned after a condemning study
>Overweight people had a 28% higher risk of developing coronary heart disease
>Results contradict previous studies which say overweight people can be healthy
>Lead author of the study says findings 'challenge the concept of 'healthy obese''

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Even the Daily Mail doesn't believe the HAES bullshit.

>>42512059
You have to kill your brother to prevent him from passing on his superior genes and raising a progeny of tall children who will know you only as Uncle Manlet.
>Dad, how come Uncle Manlet doesn't have any kids?
>Dad, how come Uncle Manlet is such a weak pussy? Why is he such a broken man?
It's pretty much the only way to avoid this.

>>42509605
>you're new legs
>the nervs
>genius engineer black womyn invents new mechanical limbs
>*white womyn needs her
>*white womyn has romantic feelings for her (bc of her brains and beauty of course)
the future is female :^)

Of course i can forgive it all if there happens to be more to this comic and they fuck

>>42512069
Had a chick I was sleeping with come over to have some drinks who was super leftist nearly full on commie but I was able to convince her I'm not a crypto-racist despite the huge Prussian and Imperial German Flags hanging in my home.
My boys came over later that night and I forgot to tell them the situation. I think she left after the 3rd mention of "fucking niggers".
Boys still won't get off my back about bangin a loose college lefty.
They make fun, but they know what's best in the end bruddeh.

>>42510960
>theyre making out fiercelessly
>fiercelessly

>>42508120
WHAT THE FUCK

>>42504440
Grimace mode

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>>42512108
>ywn get invited to drinks by a boy with Prussian and imperial German flags in his home
damnit anon whyd you give me this feel

>>42512591
Not with that attitude you won't.

>>42511391
good

>>42511346
my younger brother is 15 and is already almost 6'1 and 185. lifting for only 6 months and he's already squatting almost 3pl8 for reps..

he might not understand why i'm pushing him so hard but he will thank me in a couple of years. he looks like adult already and dwarfs everyone in his class and probably school.

>>42505361
asian here

left is fat in our countries

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>>42505585
With a bullet.

>>42510875
The worst part about this one is knowing that 'the housekeepers' tasked with cleaning that up would've been on minimum wage

>>42498917
fat girl big boobs are fucking gross, droppy as hell and with plate-sized nipples

>>42509605
it's gonna suck for the no-leg girl when they break up and she loses her leg mechanic

>>42513753
Seems unprofessional to date a client like that. You shouldn't shit where you eat, and those things don't look cheap either. Also, seems kind of like a doctor/patient relationship type deal where it's irresponsible to take advantage of someone while helping them to get through a period of vulnerability. Seems to me like giving someone the gift of mobility could effect their emotions quite a bit and cloud their judgement. Also gives you unreasonable power in the relationship. I would expect a comic that was presumably made by a chick who probably thinks she's some kind of beautiful soul having intellectual hip trendy liberal artist to not be some kind of weird juvenile jackoff fantasy.

>>42513885
>qt amputee athlete flattering fat black womanlet with a date so she can get free prosthetics
I feel like this probably wasn't the intended message

>>42512078
>Uncle Manlet
Holy kek my sides

>42500001
>42500000

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>>42514401
>>42500001
>>42500000

fug

>>42510910
iktf on the last panel

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>>42504960
KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S09N1JSUwyw

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>>42514604
>video thumbnail is a fucking ripped shirt before the challenge

>>42499940
Why? She'll end up like the other two whales. Just fuck no marry

>>42501324
Had a boyfriend like this, blaming his thyroid problems while gourging down at least 2l of soda everyday and eating a LOT of food while leading a sedentary life

>>42498753
What was the name of the Aussie program he was on again?

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>>42510875

>>42514772
Dateline on SBS

>>42505361

im straight but i wouldnt fuck any of them. she needs a penis and im all up for it

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Don't know if this has already been posted, but don't watch it if you're eating

>https://youtu.be/gfFE52MdWs0?t=154

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>>42499352
>I'm Hugo and I identify as an ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED CINNAMON ROLL

>>42512073
/r/ing Tumblr screencaps for reactions to this news

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>>42515015
Fucking hell, 20 seconds of that and I was crawling up the back of my chair. Thanks for killing a mid-day craving.

>>42502999
lol society has been accepting it the other way around for thousands of years. even modern society, that show "king of queens" (and other similar popular shows like family guy etc.) epitomize the whole fat ugly guy getting a hot awesome wife shin dig thats been going on. I mean comn dude, its a running joke how ridiculous it is how often a fat stupid guy gets paired with a cool hot wife.
you're really looking to confirm your biases if you can't see this

>>42499959
dump her. it sounds like you're really desperate to get your dick wet, or dont realize how awful of a catch you are. either way, you're really only doing this to yourself and i have no pity except maybe for the fact you wont just end it

>>42504802
>I gained about 40 lbs but i started lifting in the beginning of our relationship so it was mostly leaan mass and i was skelly mode before
>40lbs of pure muscle magically
you sound delusional and like you're most likely also a fatass who doesn't deserve anyone but another delusional fatass

>>42510022
I never thought of it as "rebellion". I just do it because I really genuinely dont like attention or being catcalled. its purely an issue of my comfort around other people

>>42511254
sex is whats physically between your legs and in your genetic, gender is is a socially made up construct. here an example;: trannies might be able to change their gender, but they'll never change their sex

>>42515126
>fat stupid husband
>hot smart wife

Def patriarchy choosing to portray average families that way.

>>42515228
You're an ideologue. Men and women have inherent biological differences outside of sex organs.

>>42500041
ann coulter is even worse than fat people

>>42499352
>trans
>intersex
The fuck? what the hell did she trans into? outersex? intersex is a legit medical condition where you are born with some combination of both genitals, what did she then transition into? having no genitalia?

>>42512059
lol reminds me of me and my sister.
>sister was always the "fit" one as kids
>I was constantly teased at school for being the fat sister
>teased again at home by my sister
>we grow into adulthood and she becomes a 200lb+ cow
>the worst i ever got was like 170/180 lbs
>if I even MENTION that shes fat my mom would go off on me
>but it was okay for my sister to mercilessly tease me a child
>I actually try to HELP fat sister get fit
>shes completely delusional and refuses
>she claims "Genetics" when in reality there's nothing found to be wrong with her genetics
>I'm actually the sister with fucked up hormones and PCOS, aka the genetics to make you fat
me being a fit adult despite my health issues was nothing more than a big slap to the face to their "muh genetics" bullshit and they knew it.

sometimes older sibling "karma" is a real bitch. and oh yeah, she married this ugly little twirp with anger issues. who else no longer associates with family because they're fat idiots?

>>42512591
>the "tfw no gf" tag in the background
kek

>>42515253
tumblr thinks that being trans means you don't have to transition or do anything with your genitals, just "identify" as another gender.
and according to that it identifies as a "demiboy/intergender guy"
tumblr is an interesting and saddening place

>>42515276
Please be from London

>>42513885
im not sure about the MD community, but in the psychology community in the state where I live it's a big absolute nono to date patients and you could lose you license and be banned from practicing. coworkers who know about such relationship can report you if they see fit as well

>>42515241
>Men and women have inherent biological differences outside of sex organs.
I never said they didnt?
>sex is whats physically between your legs AND In your genetics
idk if you knew this, but genetics include biological differences outside of sex organs, juuuuuuuust an FYI
not sure if you misquoted, or you just have poor reading comprehension

>>42515298
but tumbr tells me that trans has nothing to do with gender, its about sex (not sexuality).

his gender is demiboy/intergender guy, his sexuality is gay, his sex is trans-intersex, his pronouns are zizer and his name is hugo.

I just realized, does this mean he transitioned fro intersex, or into it? was he born normal and added a second pair of genitals to become intersex?

Who the hell puts 'visually pleasing things' on a list of things you like?
>O, what do you like
>Fun things

>>42499289
>America
The true home of Sexual.

>>42515347
>genetics include biological differences outside of sex organs

Oh, so I guess you're talking about spiritual differences between men and women. Because I was operating under the assumption that human beings are what their biology is. And that differences in behavior observed over the vast vast majority of time and population are pretty goddamn obviously a result of this biology. Oh, no wait, you mean that gender is a social construct because every single fucking thing that society associates with femininity vs masculinity is some sort of an aberration that either popped out of thin air or is a tool being used to subjugate and control. Because either all of human history was an Orwellian nightmare or because everyone was just fucking off with their heads up their asses in the same exact way by accident.

Boys like to fight. Girls like fashion. You're an idiot.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4790752/Fit-fat-myth-study-Europe-finds.html
Why is this even News? I thought this shit was Well known for ages?

>>42515276
PCOS and hormones don't make you fat. PCOS and hormones may attribute to making it more difficult to lose weight. They may contribute to a 10% increase in water retention.
But the reality is, if you are fat it is because you eat too much and move too little.
If you know that you have a potential hurdle, that should be resin to work harder not work less.

>>42515015
This embodies american culture in a nutshell, or in a bun might be more accurate.

>>42515448
>Boys like to fight.
I disagree. boys like to show their physical dominance to others, girls like to fight.

>>42498753
Dude fuck off. Joey is actually a good guy.

>>42515649
What makes him a good guy? Promoting obesity and a dangerous lifestyle definitely doesn't qualify him for humanitarian of the year.

>>42510910

>this new

>>42504440
Large pear

>>42511346
Yup. His real name is Cash Money

>>42499115
I know the feel :(

>>42515276

Your sister sounds like a bitch. But she's probably just miserable.

Let her tears inspire you anonette. Gloat if you can.

>>42515228
the idea of "gender" being separate from sex has never been proved and was coined by a pedophile who made two twin brothers have sex with each other so he could take pictures. they both ended up killing themselves

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>>42511034

>>42516536
Can you provide a source to this?

>>42499063
I did my freshman year of college when I used to get black out drunk and do stupid shit every time and not remember anything. Then I realized pussy is there to use and abuse and stopped fantasizing about meeting "a cute girl to date" and worked out a lot harder, did a cycle of prohormones and promised myself to never fuck anything less than a 7 and it's better to not get laid than live the with the disappointment. Fuck even alcohol and cocaine are overrated now and I'm just focused on starting my business

>>42515448
>Oh, so I guess you're talking about spiritual differences between men and women.
holy shit lol wtf is this niggah goin' on about. what rock do you live under that you've never been taught the difference between gender and sex?

>>42511948
>>42516592

/r/nothingeverhappens

>>42512069
I sadly know this feel

>>42515535
I was fat from birth, my mother was the bad preggors stereotype that shoved her pie hole with everything in sight. I was literally never anything but fat until I was an adult able to make my own decisions; me being fat was not my decision, it was made for me by my mother
also I haven't been fat in years, I've kept a 25-26 inch waist for like ~6-7 years now.
>If you know that you have a potential hurdle, that should be resin to work harder not work less.
I do work harder, and I'm still in better shape than most despite my hurldes

>>42516880
That's great! You should be proud of your progress and hard work.

>>42516837
We've all been taught that shit. Problem is that we've also been taught things that refute that shit, like evolutionary biology.

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>>42509605
Amputee/prosthetic limbs are my fetish.

>>42518262
evolutionary biology and evolution takes thousands upon thousands of years.
There are only 2 genders.
Male and female. You have either an xx or xy chromosome. These dictate if you are male or female. Cutting off your genitals does not change your cellular structure. Things that don't adhere to the xx or xy model are abnormal. They aren't bad, they are just abnormal.
There are 2 sexes. Male and female. If you do t fall into either of those categories you would be classifies as intersex. Intersex is also an abnormal classification, once again this is not bad.
If you want to identify as whatever, that's fine. You can identify as whatever you want. But your personal preference may not be in line with the perspective of others.

>>42518335
aw shit nigga, mine too, especially fit/athletic chicks that continue working out despite.

got stuff saved?

>>42518335
Literally nobody asked

>>42518439
and yet, here you are, replying to a comment 'nobody asked for', being even more useless and reply-wasting than the comment that put your panties in a wad.

fucking retard.

>>42518452
You have anime porn don't you?

>>42518468
>anime porn

>>42518468
nope, just the regular, non-cuckold, non-nigger kind.

>>42512059
have you tried fucking his anus to assert dominance?

>>42512078
this is bullshit. Im 5'5, my brother is 6'3. My 12 year old is 5'11 and still has yet to grow while his 17 year old is 5'5, same as me.

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>>42498753

>>42499919
marry, fuck, kill

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anime is trash.
fight me
>>42518488

>>42500048

Seriously, just dump her. She's never going to change. Shit's only going to get worse. I don't know you, but I'm pretty sure you can do better.

>>42516837
The one where they teach biology not ideology.

>>42519018

SUVs are making people fat

>>42500041
I member.

>>42518468
>anime porn
lol´d

>>42519199
W-What is this?

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>>42511568
>His hernia makes him look bigger than he actually is
THAT IS NOT A SENTENCE YOU SHOULD EVER BE SAYING

HOW DO PEOPLE GET THIS WAY

WHAT THE FUCK.

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>>42514772
>>42514885
no its called insight
the episode was called fat fighters

>>42516593
John Money

>>42516593
In case you were actually interested you can read about David Reimer a little on wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer

Also, to note that Alfred Kinsey who created the foundation for modern understandings of sex (notably the Kinsey Scale that asserts the rarity of true heterosexuality) was found to be practicing bad science almost immediately following the release of his "Kinsey Reports." He depended upon volunteers for his "sex interviews" and would normally talk to prostitutes and homosexuals. This data would be fed into the system and presented as the sexual experience of a "normal person." When people came to interview him and question his methodology, he would show them his collection of pornography (in a time when it was illegal and rare. After lowering their inhibitions he would take their sexual history then use this as blackmail for literally dictating to them what could be written in the article about him and his book.

Also notable to the Kinsey Reports is his use of "Mr. X" who was a serial child rapist supposedly in the several hundreds. There's even evidence that his people filmed "Mr. X" while he raped a girl, as he was attested to be "too large for her" by Kinsey's own photographer.

Overall, if you buy into this stuff you are not doing so because of science but rather you are engaging in a ploy of sexual deviants.