Gym Whores

>>42497126

What is this autism?

Why would you get mad at that, mad enough to fucking post on here about it?

Was this your homegym and the girl was your mom pissing you off?

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>>42497126
ITT: OP has his first encounter with a human of the other gender.
>mfw I read this post by OP

>>42497126
I'll save you precious megabytes the thread will have some guy saying she only looked in disgust because you weren't Chad thundercock and otherwise she would have stripped naked for you if you were. Some guy will disagree, queue in couple of comics from r9k. Someone will ask for sauce on pic.
Guarantee 50-100 responses.

>>42497126
insta?

>be at the gym near school
>always go the same time as this girl
>5/10 pig little chubby but dresses sluttty
>always smile at her because I'm not scared of girls
>one day she asks me to check her form on smith machine squats (lol)
>give bs advice since she doesn't care and shoot the shit for a little
>tell her she can always ask me for advice or whatever
>leaving hear her call my name wants to thank me again for being "so much help"
>talk and flirt a little next to my car
>she moves in close to me and touches my penis asks if I k ow somewhere to go
>how about my car you slut lmao
>finger blast her then she blows me cum in her mouth
>still friendly at the gym and fuck outside of there sometimes
>she's kinda gross but whatever
>this is what my gf gets for not working out

>girl takes two fucking barbells for herself to superset Instagram meme lifts in the squat rack

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>>42497372
i hope this happens to me one day

>>42497202

HOLY SHIT

>>42497261
>>42497271

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>>42497372
>this is what my gf gets for not working out

>>42497185
>assuming OP's gender

>>42497126

>wants to be alone

don't take it personal. maybe she just doesn't want to deal with human contact that day. Maybe those attraction vibes is TOO much.
maybe shes on her period
maybe her fucking cat died
maybe you're breaking her concentration

I've had girls check me out at the gym. Sometimes I'm just glued into my workout. I gotta get back to work in an hour. so I dont' want that feel of someone checking me out.

its not your fault anon

>>42497126
Why would you get mad at her for that?
She just didn't want an ugly autist staring at her.

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>>42497126

Does anyone else get defensive whenever a woman comes over and starts exercising (especially lifting) near them?

>I was doing skull crushers with a bro of mine >Some chick starts doing curls right next to us.
>I got PISSED and upped my weight
>(nearly crushed my skull in the process)
>Just because she came near me.

I think its more me feeling like their trying to match me or outperform me, and it annoys me to no end.

>>42497126
>/fit/: Where the only way a man checks out a woman's ass is out of spite!

>>42497126
>yesterday
>playing basketball at the y
>throw a good bounce pass to my teammate in the post
>he isn't paying attention, flies right past him
>"throw a better pass"

>be me
>watching pickup basketball while I rest
>teenager was playing
>probably 14 or 15
>pretty short
>gets ball, takes a 3
>going in, 6' 11" adult swats it out
>goaltending
>whole team laughed at him

That made me so fucking mad.

>>42497126
I have a similar story desu.
>see twig recovering bulimic girl squatting the 30lb fixed bar
>has a fucking notebook taking down everything she does
>squat form is absolutely horrendous
>I can't watch this happen, it's so bad I feel like she's going to snap her shit up
>after her set I approach her
>hey I don't usually give advice but I noticed you squatting and you really need to-
>I DON'T COME HERE TO TALK TO PEOPLE
>she immediately gets all her shit and runs off into the women's only area

Whatever bitch.

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>>42497126
same thing happened to me when i was a fat blob... now i'm fit enough to just eye rape with abandon i guess

>>42497698

Good on you, you tried to legit help and she was a cunt about it.

PS:Is note taking autistic?

>>42497202
>the absolute state of /fit/

>>42497698
Did you tell that story in another thread some time ago? Could swear I read that before

>>42497720
It is when you have no fucking idea what you're doing.

>>42497202
/board

>>42497747
Yes, this and my hand sanatizer drinking ex Russian girlfriend are the only two stories someone has mentioned hearing before.

We're such a nice little community

>>42497748
I have someone in my gym, fucking huge guy at least 120 kg of pure muscle could rival with the mountain except in hight and hes taking notes.
idk what hes right down tho desu, never asked him

>>42497774
>hand sanatizer drinking ex Russian girlfriend
now I need to know more

>>42497698
This is what female autism looks like desu

>>42497698
this is why I will never talk to people about their form

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>>42497640
No one cares about you.

>>42497786
Oh oh I know this story!
>gets Russian qt
>moves in after a while
>alcoholic
>he takes her IDs away
>she drinks a bunch of shit like sanitizer, mouthwash, anything with alcohol and nail polish remover
>hospital 5xliver failure
>dude still helps
>he goes through her phone
>she fucked like 20 different dudes and couples for booze
>he kicks her out and she ends up with a bunch of broken bones from pimp while he fucks college QTs and club sluts to move on
That about right?

>>42497776
Beautiful poetry that springs forth only at the last rep.

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>>42497776

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>>42497849

>He doesn't thrive on competition no matter how petty it is.

>>42497853
I... I'm both impressed and concerned you know that story so precisely. Like, that's almost perfectly spot on. Do I tell it that often?

>>42497372
Kys srsly

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>>42497885
can't remeber the last time I had such a good laugh

>>42497698
It's always nice to remember that females can be just as socially autistic as guys. Sometimes even moreso

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>>42497372
if this is real
kys, cheating bastard, literally filth in human form
betraying the trust of a loved one, how low can you go?

>>42497863
I actually do write poetry inbetween sets sometimes. I really feel like I'm closer to the Greek muses when I've just done a heavy set and gone lightheaded.

>>42497957
t.bitchboy
women don't care about loyalty

>>42497981
Stop lying, you feel closer to the Greek muses when you're smashing boy anus.

>>42497999
>checked truth
My ex cheated on me for half our relationship and when we broke up I fucked someone else. She lost her shit and called me a pig, how I didn't really love her and that she felt worthless now. All true.

>>42497999
t.cuck
i bet you're fine if chad is fucking your gf every day behind the scenes, right? i know for sure that my gf hates cheating, her parents divorced because of it, her mom killed herself because of it

>>42497957
>be >>42497372
>at house party at school with gf
>gym slut shows up with her friends
>Gym slut knows about gf and likes being the "other girl"
>take gym slut out for dinner once and a while secretly to keep her happy (quiet)
>gym slut leaves us alone for the night
>gf gets wasted and passes out on couch
>friend lets us stay at her house let gf sleep
>party dies down only a few people left
>on back deck alone gym slut approaches asking for dick
>lmao nope
>offers ass
>tell her to go into the woods behind the house and wait
>go back inside for a few minutes
>tell friends I'm going to smoke and sneak into the woods
>fuck gym slut in the ass against a tree

>>42498000
My gym is a homosexual free zone, anon.

>>42497957
Being this white cucknight in the year of our donald

>>42497153
they get mad because they know they could never have those women. /pol/ is a cesspool constantly seeping insecurity and rage at society disguised as intellectualism and rational thought, and it's pathetic.

>>42497126
>squat racks lined up facing mirror
>mirrors to right side
>girl in power cage to my left
>I'm squatting, she's doing rack pulls with 135 and chatting to some guy
>she's trying to watch her form in the mirror to my right
>except she can't because I'm squatting
>she says "I'm trying to watch my form if this stupid motherfucker would move" fairly loudly
not even upset, just surprised. spent the rest of my time squatting purposely being in the way.

>>42498032
I like how your mind automatically jumps to cuckolding

>>42497372
>>42498041
This is a thread for wanting to punch whores you faggot

>>42498069
>pulling literal babyweight
>Being autistic about watching her form
I'm glad that the females in my gym are all pretty chill. If someone did that in my gym more than once I'd probably kick them out, regardless of gender. There's absolutely no reason to be rude.

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>>42497372

>>42497372
idc that you're cheeting

It's fucked up that you're artificially inflating the confidence of some ugly fat slut. This is why female entitlement is at an all-time high right now, enabler.

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>>42497981
>write poetry inbetween sets sometimes
fag

>>42498271
Dude that's a really pussy way to look at things. You would fuck girls above your league if you could

>>42498164
you missed the part where he donkey punches her and she shits all over his dick

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>>42497202
holy shit, he's right about all off it

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>be seeing this girl at the gym
>somewhat sort of my dream grill
>always tons of orbiters but she gives me looks
>goes on and goes, never alone
>end up changing gyms because life
>same girl after a while shows up at my gym
>go talk to her
>hey how's it going blah I remember you from that gym blah shoot the crap
>conversation dies quickly as she answers the minimum amount of words she can
>bounce because fuck that shit
>talk to a bro I know a little at the gym who was at old gym too
>"oh her nah bro forget it"
>"we gang banged her multiple times at old gym after hours"
>"basically every bro did her one way or the other"
>"she's trying to get it together now, hence the new gym"
>mfw I am the beta-est

>>42498330
>a really pussy way to look at things.
what? no it ain't nigger. ur letting this pigs ego grow thinking she get any dick she wants

>You would fuck girls above your league if you could
Thought this chick was a 5/10 pig...now she's above your league? if your gonna make up stories keep your facts straight

>>42498445
maybe hes a 4/10?

>>42498437
that happened . jpg

>>42497126
OP left out the detail that he occasionally glanced at this girl and it made her uncomfortable.

>>42498445
If you were in her place friend :)
May I suggest to you rk9

>>42498437
kek, we used to have a girl like this at our station. people would basically run a train on her on the weekends.

>>42497126
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>42498487
actually I did not, when I noticed that she was staring at me I looked back for like 2 seconds and than almost immediately after that she stood up

>>42498437
cool story bro

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>>42498498
>:)
pic related

Nah m8, I don't gotta fuck pigs to boost my ego.

>>42498579
>nah, I don't gotta fuck 10's to boost my ego

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>>42498579

>>42497689
That second story... there is no justice in the world.

>>42498579
It's about getting off senpai I like myself enough as is :))

>>42498437
Just bad timing bro. Try again in two weeks. Sluts delude themselves into thinking they can clean up their act, but few can. It's okay anon.

>>42498618
first day on 4chinz?

>>42498860
Yes! How did you know?

>>42497689
Fuck

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>>42497372
>>42498041
you're disgusting whores with no dignity nor intergrity

you don't deserve love, you don't deserve trust, you don't deserve good things to happen to you in life

I hope you both die a cold and lonely death for betraying the trust and love that another human being could give to you

>>42498949
Ask me how I know you're a virgin

>be me
>go to gym
>using pull-up bar
>girl comes up to me
>6/10 if I was drunk
>"UMMM EXCUUUSE ME, you didn't wipe down this machine"
>I'm facing away from her and not paying attention so ignore it and assume she is talking to someone else
>she grabs my leg and pulls me down
>"HEY ASSHOLE, I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
>instant rage
>can't hit her
>want to hit her
>can't yell at her
>still want to hit her
>god I want to hit her
>walk over to desk girl
>she's still yelling at me
>tell desk girl I demand to speak to the manager
>manager shows up
>I explain how she grabbed my leg and pulled me out of the middle of an exercise
>yelling at me and calling me an asshole for not wiping down a piece of equipment
>he says it was just an honest mistake
>I tell him I bet if I did it to her you would have called the cops by now
>he tells me if I don't calm down he isn't going to have me removed from the gym
>I say "right on"
>I walk straight over to the girl who pulled my leg
>pull back like I'm going to hit her
>she collapses on the floor
>starts crying
>the manager runs over to me
>when he gets close I pull back like I'm going to hit him
>he trips trying to stop or dodge or whatever
>he falls on his ass
>I walk to the locker room
>grab my bag
>he's waiting outside the door
>tells me to get out and never come back
>say to him "like I planned to you fucking faggot"
>he says "fuck you" to me
>goes back to the girl on the floor who's staring at me and whimpering
>I make a detour to the dumbbell rack
>grab a 15lb dumbbell
>throw it at the wall mirror
>it shatters
>the manager charges towards me
>stops when he sees I have another 15lb dumbbell in my hand
>I walk to the exit
>he follows
>I get to the door
>he stares at me with hate in his eyes
>I just linger at the door and smile at him
>tell him if he calls the cops I will press charges on the girl for assaulting me
>I drop the dumbbell
>walk to my car
>drive away without looking back

cops never showed up at my door.

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>>42499085
You sound like an angry person, but I can't say your methods don't get results.

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>>42499085
Things that never happen for, $200.

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>>42497126
>last sets at gym before I leave
>usually throw some curls in
>do three sets
>head for water fountain
>start heading back to free weights
>see a really hot girl right in front of 35lb dbs I need
>do 180 and walk straight out of the building to my car

Fucking gym whores, when will they learn?

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>>42499085
>most gyms have your personal info
>most gyms have cameras
>BRO I DID THIS THING RIGHT HERE AND POLICE DIN DO SHIEET

>>42499139

Ya, I have some pretty serious anger issues. It scares me because I have a wife and little kids. I have never snapped at them. When they upset me I just leave and go work out.

>>42499163

I care just enough about what you think to make this reply to your comment.

>>42497698
>see twig recovering bulimic girl squatting the 30lb fixed bar

So youre surprised a crazy lady acted... crazy.

You're the dumbass here OP.

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>>42497372

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>>42498949
Please be bait.

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>>42497126

>bring skinny friend to the gym for the first type
>We're both clearly weak and dyel but whatever everyone was once new
>go through my routine
>I'm more experienced so I show him form and whatnot, he can only bench the bar
>Move on to pullups
>Go to the corner of the gym, friend starts to bang them out one after another cause he's skilly
>I can only do sets of 8
>Two really toned dudes wearing wife beaters and hats come up to us
>Ask us if we're using the chin up bar
>clearly
>Oh well can we use it
>No he's got 3 sets left then it's my turn
>Oh but we'll make better use of it
>Well you can wait your turn for that

They stood next to us for the entire time, a good 15 minutes. I made sure we both did and extra set and took nice long rests in between.

>>42499420
why not just work in with them and maybe make some friends?

>>42499085
your delusions of grandeur are showing captain autismo

>>42498961
Sounds like you thought they got mad at you, though maybe they just wanted a quiet place and they were looking at you because sometimes there is no better place to look at

>>42497126
Gyms are for men. Bitches need to gtfo or go to some fake gym like curves/planet fitness. We need to drive these whores out. Start staring at them like a piece of meat, grunting loudly by them, flinging sweat on them, leaving heavy weights on every machine/barbell so they can't take it off, etc.

>>42499488
Maybe, but the girl blocked me on instagram for requesting to follow her. Ive never even talked to her.

This happened today, nothing particularly interesting desu

>resting on the bench after a heavy set
>notice cardio bunny approaches the squat rack
>loads up the pussy pad and one 45lb plate per side (no warm up)
>notice she's wearing really squishy running shoes
>proceeds to quarter squat all the reps with atrocious form
>after 7 reps she gives up and moves to another area where I can't see her
>bitch didn't even remove the plates from the bar

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>in gym
>somebody sits close to me
>snap head towards them and make direct eye contact
>tuck chin down and into neck
>widen eyes as much as possible
>curl upper lip over teeth as high as i can
>let out a low, continuous, warbling grunt
>they fuck off

try it, works every time - good for clearing out park/bus benches and tables in a mcdonalds too

>>42499085
if someone pulled my leg while i was doing pullups and my gyms owner didnt immediately ban them and revoke their membership i would be rustled to the point of dangerous behaviour, i can see this happening

>>42500373
Feel something tug my leg when I'm at top of my pull up pull. Instinctively kick them in the face. Twas an accident.

>>42498519
I swear ive seen this same exact post in r9k. Is this a copy-paste?

>>42499613
post insta

>>42497522
Fag

>>42499420
Let them work in you cunt

>>42499085
roid rage lol

>>42499420
>>42499439
fucking this. looks like every person in this situation was a retard

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>>42497885
>filename
>notes
thank you

>>42499181
>i didn't actually read the post

>>42498060
this is /fit/ you fucking retard

>>42499303
Thats not the OP you fucking cunt.

Lurk more.

>>42497271
See that guy wonders what's wrong cause he's got shit hygiene. He doesn't notice himself.

>>42497853
You can't force an addict into rehabilitation. Taking her IDs clearly just made it worse. Probably thought he was helping but he basically guaranteed she'd fail and hit rock botton.

>>42499303
Is this a redditor?

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>>42498060
t.female

>>42498054
>be insecure beta your whole life
>lift
>get slightly big
>start acting like a cunt because you never actually understood the concept of assertiveness and just assumed it was overt aggression and dickishness

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>>42497659

>>42500141
Micha is that you?

>>42497640
Lol no, my squat is trash at doing 1pl8 for reps. If a girl comes RIGHT beside me and starts squatting heavier here's what I do
>keep doing my squats
If their squat is better than mine, good for them. But I'm not here to ego lift, even if she peeked over and snickered at my weight I'd still do the weight I could handle.

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>>42501287
You'll delete this if you know what's good for you.

>>42500373
> study bjj
> some cunt pulls my leg
> autobots, roll out
> choke a bitch before you know it
> get kicked out
I can see it happening

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>>42500016
I used the pussy pad when I first started, dropped it after i got to 70kg, wqs surprised at how much easier keeping proper form was.

When I started I had no muscle at all though so i required the pad of shame.

>go to gym with friend
>he helps me load lmao 2 pl8 onto squat rack
>he puts the pussy pad on for me
>i didn't notice he's the one who put it on
>just rip it off and shoulder it
>mfw he looks genuinely hurt

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>>42501356
I think most of us had a period where we used the bitch pad. Those were dark times

>>42498467
He means, probably, if the roles were reversed you would go for hot chicks even if you're ugly if they offered you easy pussy.

The issue with what he said though is the double standard between men and women. Men have to try way harder because women are inherently more valuable than men. For men, getting laid is like successfully scaling a mountain. For women, it's like being dropped off on the top by a helicopter.

An ugly chick doesn't even have to try and can still get laid. They have an over inflated ego, all because men are so desperate and tired from all the effort that they will 'settle and let sloppy fat sluts get what they want. Caving in and banging uggo's 'validates' them in their own minds and stops them from improving themselves to truly deserve to get laid by an attractive guy

>>42498437
yeah, dont lose faith.
Slut is going to slut.
I believe, that as a beta mail you have actually a good Chance. You know
>you are different anon
But dont Forget to fukkin escalate when you are alone with her.

>>42497126

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>42497659

Orbited sides.

>>42500016
>no warm up

>he warms up with less than 1 pl8

>>42497659
10/10

> be me trying to tell people I started going to the gym and being a skelly DYEL I need to bulk
> 3200 calories, 160g of protein
> people keep telling me I'm stupid for eating this much and that I should just accept what they say because I haven't been to the gym enough

JUST

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>>42498060
>Rage disguised as rational argument

Are you retarded?

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>>42501388
>Tfw never used it even though started as a skelly

>>42497823

Same


Anyone stupid enough to lift improperly deserves a one way ticket to snaptown

>>42497698
>talk to bulimic girl
>expecting sanity

Anon.

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>>42499085
I like your style, reminds me of myself.

>>42498949
No one deserves anything, except for what is taken. Welcome to the world. Life sucks, people aren't good, love is a fleeting chemical response, and you might as well enjoy it.

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>>42497126
>girl in my gym
>always come with just a hot pant and a top
>doing alot of squats and other leg-stuff
>always asking guys to help her, with every single set
>asked me if she can go in between my sets of squats, cause she wanted to do some squats and might need help
>told her no

I hate fit chicks who think they are hot and think they can get every guy.

>>42497885
kek

>>42499085
>chaotic neutral

>>42503812
Let her work in you pleb

And then give her shit

>gym has 2 DL platforms
>one is taken by some fat powerlifter fag
>other one just gets freed up
>prepare the bar with 1pl8 for the first warm up
>this chick comes up and asks if she can work in
>try to explain to her that it doesnt make sense when we will have to deload the bar for a minute between every set
>looks at the bar loaded with 1pl8 and says "dont worry I am stronger than I look I can handle it ;)"

ended up doing 5 warmup sets with lmao1pl8 until she was done then I worked my way up to 4pl8 for a few reps. Not sure what she was thinking because I avoided eye contact with her afterwards. God why am I this autistic I couldve just told her to go do them on the floor somewhere instead of being in my way.

>>42497126
Get a grip you fucking homo

>>42505051
Was she qt?

I'm not ugly but I've never had a woman come and ask to work in with me, then again I was almost always with at least one gymbro.

Should have loaded up your max and done that. Then she coulda grabbed you by the arm and said "wow anon you are so strong;)" with a cutesy look on her face. At least that's how things work in my head.

>>42498579
Sounds like you don't do much fucking at all. Otherwise, you wouldn't get so opinionated about where some other dude sticks his dick.

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>>42497202
>mfw girls put their yogamats on my bench when I'm working out shoving their asses in my face while moaning in extacy.

The only way I get them to leave is when I aknowledge their excistence by making brief eyecontact. This ofcourse makes them climax on the spot.

Anyway try benching next time OP you won't regret it.

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>>42497372
>>this is what my gf gets for not working out

>>42497126
I go to the gym early in the morning because I hate people. Especially the fags that won't take a fucking clue.

>get up at 4am
>get ready
>feed the chickens and rabbits on the way out the door
>go into gym
>some asshole is doing curls in the squat rack
>shitty fucking gym only has one squat rack
>"Hey, you mind?"
>motion at the squat rack
>he winks at me
>"Sure. I'm finished anyways"
>fucker walks off without re-racking his weights, just fucking leaves them there
>take a few seconds to put the weights away fuming under my breath
>turn around and see him on the treadmill staring at my ass while I'm putting the weights away
>"You're looking good this morning"
>shake my head in disgust
>put in my earphones hoping he gets the fucking message
>go through my routine
>dirty faggot keeps watching me grinning and winking from the treadmill
>finish my workout
>writing down my shit in my notebook
>faggot walks over and is saying something
>pull my earbud out, "What?"
>"I said you're looking good hut stuff."
>he puts his hand on my shoulder
>sigh and shake my head
>walk out and head into the shower
>cleaning off
>about to shut off the water and this fucking faggot gets into the shower with me
>smacks my ass and leans up against my back
>"jesus you're so hot, you getting ready for work?"
>pull away and turn around "Yeah."
>he reaches and grabs my junk
>"Call in sick"
>starts getting down on his knees
>leave the shower

And here I was stupid enough to think this shit would end when I bought a home gym.

>>42503812
yeah but what's the point in not letting a hot girl work in when you would allow a bro or a normal looking girl to do so

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>>42505316

>>42505351
I had the same reaction
>mfw I'm Drogon posting from my phone

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>>42498069
This is what I don't understand. Why are people so socially inept that they literally cannot ASK someone if they mind moving so they can watch their form.

This is the same for people who just hang around the squat racks too autistic to fucking ask if they can work in/how many sets they have left.

Reminds of me a story from a few weeks ago
>using squat rack
>see a girl awkwardly hovering about
>it was busy so i asked her if she wanted to work in
>agrees, i help her put her working weight on
>she does her set
>fucking awful form, 1/10 ROM, knees caving, fucking awful
>she seemed cool, so i politely offered to give her some advice to improve her form
>show her
>she does her next set
>completely disregards everything i showed her, same shit form
>at this point i'm just like, fuck her
>as i'm putting my working weight back on my side of the bar, she fucking walks off
>i ask her wtf she's doing
>she looks confused
>i tell her it's standard gym etiquette to put your partner's weights back on the bar if you work in with them
>she nervously gets up and does so
>after i finish my set, i see she got scared and fucked off to the free rack on the other side of the room
>me and the dude using the rack next to me just look at each other and laugh
I won't stop offering advice because I don't think anyone deserves to injure themselves, I know we all make mistakes throughout the /fit/ journey, but fuck me, seriously, sometimes these sorts of experiences just fuck me off to no end.

>>42505051
kek

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>>42505316

>>42499085
wipe down the fucking equipment after you're done, faggot.

>>42499613
>Ive never even talked to her.

>the girl blocked me on instagram for requesting to follow her

No words can express my amazement upon this degree of autism. What a bitch, amirite?

>>42505654
why would you wipe down equipment?
Normaly you use a towel to lie/sit on, so why should you wipe it down again? He probably didn't sweat puddles

>>42505712
yeah

>>42505316
so i dont get it, were you in your home gym? what?

>>42497957
>implying women have any sense of loyalty

you havent been past 1st base with a girl have you kid

>>42497126
Few months ago..
>The Press™ time
>Not cleaning that shit, wanna do strict as did Squat-Clean Thrusters day before.
>Go to find a rack.
>Solid 8/10 Redhead pulled the bar off a rack and is deadlifting in-front of it.
>Could've just grabbed one of the many spare oly bars
>"You using the rack love?"
>"Yeah, will be shortly"
>Decide to just do DB Shoulder Press and stare at her arse while she diddys lmao1pl8 for 5 sets for the next 15 minutes
>Finally gingeminge uses rack for squats.
>Decent show.

>>42497126
>trying to unfat myself
>gym only has 2 rowing machines
>always occupied by women that go so slow it looks like a tai chi master dicking around with a teacup
>they always have their phone out
>every day i have to wait for some slut to do 15 minutes of facebook sets
>every fucking day
>every day
>finally ask one of them: "are you done using the facebook machine?"
>she gives me the stare walks off awkwardly
>i think about licking the seat but then i just get on with my day and start rowing towards a future where i can buy pants from a catalog
>deskfag comes over
>"Bro i heard you're harassing the ladies, they come here to train too we all have to respect each other etc"
>tell him my maladies
>"Bro women work out at a lower intensity than men bro, if you don't respect that you're going to have to deal with me"
>ask him if that means he's going to kick my ass or kick me out and he just goes back on a loop
>finish and leave, he approaches me on the way out
>"I'm kicking you out bro, you can't come back here again"
>ask him why the hell not, all i did was make a snide comment
>"You were threatening me and our customers, bla bla bla"
Finally got my own machine, building a home gym once i get done being fat. People are bullshit.

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I've been going to the gym for years and have a few awkward experiences like this. Eventually i learned never to give advice or approach people unless they ask for advice or i really need a piece of equipment.

I just enjoy being one of the strongest and biggest gymcels at these normie gyms and watch the normies' shit form and do meme routines. People are stupid and stubborn, they don't want your advice.

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>>42497372
Scummy, but hilarious

>>42497372

10/10

>>42497372
>this is what my gf gets for not working out
I wholeheartedly agree.

>Be me
>Home gym kind of guy and focusing more on cardio to get my weight down
>Friend visits from another town
>He's going to planet fitness
>Decide to tag along
>Spend 20 minutes trying to get in past bitchy secretary, already in a piss poor mood
>Finally get in
>Haven't been in a gym in months and never used the machines
>Friend tries to make me do his workout
>Friend can lift shit ton more than I can since he's trying to buff up
>Keeps smirking like a fuckboy when I choose my dumbbell weight
>Keeps acting surprised when I don't know how to use the equipment
>Keeps everything awkward by acting like we're acquaintances.
>Stagger to finish after him
>Leave the gym and go home
>Starts talking about how tough he is because he does this shit every day.
>Realize he only invited me to be a Grade A cunt

>>42497126
I too harass women sometimes Op

>>42507462
>"""""""friend"""""""

>>42507555
Yeah I was kind of late to realize that one

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>>42499085
>not taking the dumbbell with you
Fucks sake, anon.

Which reminds me, anyone got that story of the guy who sperged out at the gym and accidentally stole a dumbbell while everyone watched?

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>>42507549
>>notice someone looks at you
>>looks back
>harassing

>>42497774
You have a gf who use to be Russian?

>>42507669
If a Russian sobers up they become Hungarian.

>>42505467
your an asshole

>>42501831
>tfw don't know how to escalate without being blunt like grabbing her suggestively

Pls be patient I have autism

>>42498069
Should've moved out of the way desu
It's like you didn't want her to fuck up her neck twisting it around.

>>42497271
Bit that hits deep

>>42503435
its the exact opposite im a fatfuck and everyone i know is a fatfuck

>anon are u anorexic youve lost a lot of weight
>anon losing 10lbs in a month is unhealthy
>anon what do you mean you only eat 1800 calories a day while burning a total of 2800 calories thats not healthy
>here anon eat this pure sugar blob
>here anon lets go get fast food
>anon weight is genetic you shouldnt starve yourself some people are just born overweight


i started out at 220lbs 6'1" at 27%bbodyfat now im down to 190 and everyone i know is trying to hinder and derail me

>>42506775
>every day i have to wait for some slut to do 15 minutes of facebook sets
nice one lol'd irl

>>42507636
staring directly at someones ass for the remainder of their workout in order to "get even" because you got btfo'd is harassing you fuckhead.

>>42497372
this is the ideal scenario

>high test slob side piece to senselessly fuck like an animal
>qt petite innocent gf who you'd rather cuddle and show affection to than fuck

>>42497957
>being a moralfag on 4chan

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>>42498041
lol dude what is the point of having a gf if you don't like her enough to be faithful? You just afraid of being alone or something?

>>42508536
Fuck man that sucks, nice progress so far though

>>42498618
>>42498706
>>42505201
t. virgins

>>42497372
>this is what my gf gets for not working out
if you don't like the situation be a man for once and leave her

>she's kinda gross but whatever
if it is gross why are you hitting it?

>>42505316
HAHAHA OMG I dont know why but that made me laugh so damn hard. Thanks dude

>get 24hr gym membership
>wear boxer shorts (underwear) to the gym regularly because I figure they look enough like shorts
>there late one night
>only me and a girl there
>she starts talking to me
>zone out
>turn 180 and walk away to the water fountain while she's still talking
>get to the water fountain
>wtf just happened
>can't stop now
>start drinking
>turn around
>she has gone back to finish her set awkwardly
>she leaves shortly after
>doesn't even say bye

>>42505316
Best post I've seen in a week.

>>42499085
*teleports behind you*
"heh.. nice try, kid"

>>42497957
>Falling for the monogamy meme.

How is virgin life friend?

>>42499560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo

>>42497698
Why did you even feel the need to help her to begin with? Who gives a shit. Let her suffer. "B-b-b-but it's called being a nice person" so? The only thing you'll get from this is a thanks (atleast on your mind you expected it)

>>42505316
S-scooby?

>>42499085

Nice story, I'll add this to things_that_never_happened.txt

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>going to regular gym I've been at for a while now
>see new girl, looks real good in pink tights
>giving me the eye, but try to ignore it
>eventually work up the courage to go talk to her
>we start chatting and exchange numbers
>later that week after texting we set up a dinner date
>date goes well, we go back to her place to "watch netflix"
>cuddling on her couch, she begins to feel up my chest
>we start making out, take off her shirt
>pull down her cotton calvin klein sports bra
>start kissing her breasts

cont.

>>42506775
>>i think about licking the seat
You're my kind of guy. I used to sniff my 6th grade teachers chair when we had lunch. She made my willy diamonds but I never knew what to do with it. I almost wish I got caught. My dad would've been so proud. You'll make it breh.

>>42510059
>tfw your body language was chad but your mind was ADD

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>>42510611
>she moans a little
>starts feeling my boner through my pants
>slowly undoes my belt and reaches her hand down my pants
>pull out my cock and start sucking it
>push her down on the couch and pull off her shorts
>she's wearing black lace underwear, pull it off and begin fingering her
>ask her if she's on the pill, don't have a condom with me
>she nods and I put myself in her slowly
>can see her eyes water with her mouth open
>she lets out a big moan and tell me to go in deeper
>she is so wet, literally the best sex I've ever had
>going to down on her and she's screaming
>can't control myself and bust inside of her
>she starts to freak out, tells me she wasn't on the pill after all
>she jumps up and rushes to the bathroom
>im sitting there waiting for her to come back when I hear her garage door open
>whatthefuck.jpg
>freeze with terror

cont.

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>>42510672
>run over to the bathroom and tell her
>"Oh shit that's my parents"
>before she can finish her sentence I hear the door to the house open
>turn around stark naked with a raging boner to confront her mom, dad, and two little brothers
>stare in shock for a moment at each other
>Parents looked at me in disbelief and to my surprise
>they did the mash
>they did the monster mash
>it was a graveyard smash

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>>42505316
very underrated post

>>42510672
>your newborn 6'2 child comes out and kicks your ass
>"why dont you ask the phenomelogical questions, dad?"

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>>42510691

>>42510691
that was bad and you should feel bad

>>42499420
>Yeah, we're using it but feel free to work in bro!

fucking autists i swear

>>42507462

>going to planet fatness ever
>getting punk'd and outlifted by planet fatness member

Kill yourself

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>>42510691
??

>>42505316

hahahahahah

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>>42499085

>>42505467
You're the autist and your friend was laughing at you

>>42510059
Wtf are you actually retarded kek

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>>42497372
>mfw this story

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>>42510516
>autism: the post
You do realize people exist that feel happy knowing they can help others.

>>42505316
permutation of the that kids wife home gym pasta, boooo

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>>42501312
>also study bjj
>imagine getting leg tugged
>"autobots, roll out"
>mysides.jpg

>>42497640
Girls don't come next to me
:/

>>42497720
Yes only if it's your first month

After it's fine

>>42497372
>cheats on his girl
my boy I've been in a relationship for like 3 weeks and have cheated 4 times already

>>42497429
is this even real life

>>42497372
niceeee dude

keep being a real dude. I do the same thing. I had 2 side chicks at one point, shit was nice

>>42503812
let her in and then criticize her form

>>42501273
Most likely

>>42505316
i saw it coming the entire time, or it would have probably been funny

not as funny as the people replying make it out to be still

Ayy, i got one. Happens everytime she comes to the gym.

>shes one of the few girls lifting between boys
>gets compliments and people talk with her the whole time.
>gym staff males keep bothering ber and i can see she is annoyed each time she has to take off het headphones.
>i never look, i never stare, she gets up close to workout infront of my mirror doing some weird squats.
>never look up

Now it looks like shes following me around in the gym. Training to equipment close to me. To bad for her i dont fall for the gf meme. I fuck prostitutes and play videogames.

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>>42498579
>:^)

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>>42511888
>I fuck prostitutes and play videogames

>>42511888
>why isn't this guy staring at me

>>42497429
at least the bitch wasn't doing FUCKING PLANKS in the squat rack

>>42497999
they do because it makes them feel inadequate, and so it should

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>>42498060
>Blaming /pol/ when he wasn't even being political

/pol/ hates nigs n jews, /r9k/ are the women hater ya fucking newfag

>>42498437
haha same thing happened to me
>girl who has serious daddy issues starts talking to me
>fuck
>find out that she's fucked about 17 guys before me
>gets pissed off when i say i dont want a relationship with her
do women have no forethought?

>>42512516
Where do I find girls with daddy issue?
Preferably in London.

>>42508536
Fat people hate seeing other fatties to lose weight. Makes them feel bad. Keep up the good work.

>>42508536
>fatties gonna fat

>>42497698
>man, you know, don't you fucking talk to me, i'm here to train not fucking listen to your bullshit

>>42512616
Universities/Art schools.

>>42501297
>I won't ego lift
For whom do you lift then you weak cuck?
I'll let you know that at no point a 1 pl8 squat should be your max weight either, unless you're a literal auschwitz Skelly that is. so get in the squat rack and put two 10s on and Squat more weight you faggot

>>42503812
I absolutely crushed some girl'a self esteem before. I think it started with criticising her deadlift form.
I saw that bitch a few times before and seemed crazy, turns out she was and that me telling her that squats would benefit her because she has rather small hips ruined her day and she almost cried.

Never get into fit bitches, theyre fucking crazy

>>42505051
Well I probably would have done the same. its like a little kid. You don't want to destroy her self confidence, so you just go with it. At least she does deadlifts bro

>>42513285

Second, I know a decent amount of CSM and UAL students, sift through the weirdos and there's some fucking gold

>>42510611
>dinner date
>sports bra
0/10 work on your pasta

>>42512498
two sides of the same shitty coin

>>42514426
Two different cultures anon. Your just a retard

>>42499085
Raising your fist in a threatening manner is assault in some places, anon.
Battery is hitting. Assault is the imminent threat of attack.

>>42497698

Now I feel extra self conscious about my autistic habit of note taking. Working on doing it less and for only main lifts so I don't seem as insane.

>>42513706
I hate seeing girls cry because it makes me relate and get sad and they're these pretty things that are upset. I also find it hot and am usually rock solid when they cry. I don't know why I'm like this.

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>>42515050

>>42515050
male biological tendency to take care of the feminine.
that's why daddy/daughter play is so popular.

>>42497698

>women's only area

What?

I always see this one girl who never fucking wipes down the equipment after she's done with it. She leaves actual puddles of sweat on everything.

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>>42497372
Nice. Doubt this happened, but I'll pretend like it did.

>>42505467
You took some girl being socially awkward around you way too personally. Get over yourself.

>>42510059
Yeah, you fucked that one up. Better luck next time.

>>42515664
Next time you see her do it make full eye contact while licking it up. That'll teach her.

>>42497698
Did she left a trail of spaghetty behind her?

>>42514569
Different cultures, same emotional problems.

>>42515664
I do this too. Not puddles but come on, stop being a little bitch about it.

>>42509164
This is me but no thicc side girl and I hate it

>>42508536
Fuck them keep going. When I started I was 230 and 5 10 probably 25%bf and over 6 months dropped down to 175lbs and 12% ish. Got me my first gf and lost my virginity that same year. Every time someone told me to stop and slow down just think. LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND

>>42500535
yes you sperg

lurk moar

>>42517405
stop digging faggot, you were wrong, get over it.

if you wouldn't get weirded out by someone acting like this then you're probably the autismo in all fairness

everyone in this thread is autistic

>>42518391
welcome to the party

>>42498060
>letting /pol/ occupy so much of your mind that you see it in a completely non-political thread
>whiteknighting
>>>/r/eddit
You have to go back

>>42506775
women arent the problem, its pussy whipped betas that are the problem.

>>42518541
100% This

>>42505325
Because letting a girl work in on squat means having to strip and reload the weight between sets. I don't ask to work in on bench with people doing 2 plates or more or less than a plate. Sometimes I'll OHP newbie squats though, I'm not strong enough yet where anyone I could do that to would even register it as insulting.

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>>42497698
>women's only area

>>42518896
Common in big chain gyms, mostly as a staging are for dumb classes. At mine it's a room taking up about a fourth of the second floor next to the ten quadrillion tredmills and ellipticals

>>42518924
*staging area

>>42505654

I didn't use that piece of equipment. If I did, I would have wiped it down. If I forgot, which I don't think I have ever done before, I would have realized she was talking to me when she told me to wipe down the equipment. That's why I snapped...

>go to gym
>crowded
>woman using something I also want to use
>wait for her to finish her set
>"Hey, mind if I work in?"
>"Uhh... what?"
>"Do you mind if I work in?"
>"...what? I'm using this."
>"Yeah, that's why I'm asking if I can work in."
>She looks at female friend expectantly, friend just shrugs
>Takes almost two minutes to explain the concept of working in
>Eventually just says "sure"
>She takes a break
>I start using the equipment
>Woman looks surprised, still not grasping the concept
>Wanders off, see her giving me upset looks until one of us leaves

This has happened three seperate times now. I still don't know what's going on.

>>42506775
>finally ask one of them: "are you done using the facebook machine?"
Not gonna lie, I thought this was really funny. I'm probably going to use this in the future and pretend I came up with it.

>>42508886
Maybe someone should tell light to stop refracting off her ass so I'm forced into seeing it any time I point my eyeballs in that particular direction, considering that's all I'm fucking doing.

>>42501310
This is so retarded

>>42519157
Women are idiots

>>42498060
I don't know if it's just trolling or what, but it seems like people are just throwing /pol/ at anyone and everyone for any reason lately.

>>42519373
It's summer; kids from reddit are coming across stupid ideologies that have leaked from /pol/ and learning about 4chan, so they come along and post retarded right wing shit.

It looks like /pol/, it quacks like /pol/, it is basically /pol/

>>42506775
Don't you need both hands to use a rower? How are they on their phones at the same time?

>>42519373
Because there are alot of normies who think 4chan is a safe space. They just want to make fun of fat people here.

>>42497689
I don't play basketball Could someone please explain what was so rude in this story?

>>42519409
Right wing is the official majority of /fit/, go back to your safe zone in redditland u marxist if u get triggered

>>42514941
pulling the leg of someone who is in a middle of exercise is attempted murder

whats your point?

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>>42520097
A compelling argument.

>>42519409
Except you scream it at anything and everything, people like you are just morons.

>>42520348
I haven't screamed it at anyone. I'm just explaining why it seem prevalent.

>>42499085
I can't believe how stupid everyone is to reply "things that never happened" to this post.
10/10, you trolled a bunch of spastics.

>>42505316
Thank you.

>>42505316
seen this joke before, a for effort though

Was I in the wrong for thinking this is weird?

>doing squats
>get done with warmup
>load up more weight and do another set
>get done with that set
>skinny DYEL comes up to me
>starts talking
>take headphones out so I can hear him
>"Hey dude do you want me to spot you so you can push yourself a little harder?"
>I jut say no thank you
>me and the guy next to me doing bench press just kind of laugh and think its a little weird
>afterwards the guy does smith machine bench press with 10's on each side

>>42520561
probably some guy who wants a gym buddy to show him the ropes or he wants dat ass.

>>42519760
They just sit there with the phone most of the time, occasionally taking a few VERY slow strokes before pulling the phone out again.
I've seen their laziness outdone only by one guy, he sat on a spinner reading a newspaper. I won't even complain about him since i'm still wondering why he would do that. He could go anywhere and read that paper, his feet were barely moving so it wasn't even a workout.
Also you don't need both hands, you can hold it with one hand, i often do that when i need to change the song on my phone since i like to stay in motion unless i'm actually resting.

>>42520604
might be the latter since I forgot to mention he was already there with a friend to begin with.

>>42497271
Moving away from strangers is a natural instinct for women, and clearly from this drawing, that guy was taller and more physically intimidating than the other two strangers, so she moved towards the less scary stranger. Nothing weird about it.

>>42520705
y-yeah

>>42497372
That's sooooo funny! That's exactly what I do at the gym too :) my DND nerd bf refuses to put effort in to his appearance, that's what you get cunt while my trainer eats my asshole and fucks me in the shit hole :)

Stay delusional fit

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>>42506775
>start rowing towards a future where i can buy pants from a catalog
lost

>>42520929
It's pronounced /fit/ little boy

>>42497698
"Man, don't fucking talk to me. I'm here to train, I'm not here to talk."
>that's when you realized that recovering bulimic chick was Rich Piana

>>42497916
I'm really fucking high, just came from training and it amazes me how some anons can recognize each other based on just some text they read once.

>>42506936
Gonna do this from now on, thanks mature anon

>>42497957
>How to Spot a Cumdumpster 101

>>42497981
>lifting for Euterpe
my nigga

>chick at my gym heard her mention she has a boyfriend
>huge attention whore always doing meme exercises to show off her ass
>talks to tons of dudes at the gym despite her supposedly having a bf
>in between free weights and cardio section there's an isle
>she does some weird crab walk exercise in the isle where she bends low and sticks her ass out and walks sideways for everyone in the machine cardio section to look at her ass
If found out the chick I was dating behaved like that at the gym I would dump her on the spot

>>42519863
You're not allowed to swat a ball on the downward part of the arc into the basket. It's called goaltending, and it counts as a made basket. Tall dude swatted away a shot from a kid to make the kid feel bad, everybody laughed at the kid, ignored the penalty. All around dick move.

>>42508102
Let me tell you secret Anon. If you want to escalate, just slowly lean in and talk more slightly more quietly. If she moves back she doesn't want it, if she leans in she does.

>>42520359
Your explanation is fucking retarded though my dude