/SIPS/

>>42495753
Please don't force this

>16 year olds jerking off to David Laid trying to be funny on /fit/
Fuck off faggot

>>42495753
Retard.

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Im new to /fit/ someone explain /sip/ to me please

>>42496372
instead of coffee they drink sugar-free energy drinks

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>>42495753
Don't forget to pour one out for our boy, but no too much cause that shit's expensive.

>>42496372
>>42496459

Instead of coffee they sip on cock like faggots.

>>42496502
it's $1

>>42496519
Coffee is 20 cents

>>42496519
I think I might be getting ripped off. They're $5.99 at my gym.

>>42496515
Redbull shills out in force today..
Pretty pathetic to be at the Redbull HQ on a sunday, get a life

>>42496372
these threads are pure shills, mainly monster. report and sage

>>42496459
Who else /caffeinepills/ here?

>>42496529
yeah, McLaren 570GT costs $190,000 and Civic $18,000, what's your point?

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>>42496573

800mg every morning

>>42496529
>being this poor
you from Russia, friend?

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>>42496550
Nonsippers are pure newfags, mainly delusional /pol/ crossover retards.

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>>42496502

>>42496821
F

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>>42495770
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>>42496515
>>42496550
Hey summerfags when does school start?

>>42496573
Right here. The convenience is borderline erotic.

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>>42496854

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Where my Rockstar /gulp/ers at?

>>42495753
havin a sip right now

>>42497280
Let's see it.

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>>42496535
a-anon, please. you didn't...

>>42496854
>tfw 1.05 for a monster in the uk
>tfw they were always fucking expensive in the states
monsters are cheaper than pop here, i don't get it

>>42496854
>implying sip memes isn't the epitome of summer.

>>42496854
Is drinking green tea cringy? I'm a weak pompous bitch. I need my tea

>>42498177
holy fuck that's cheap
>tfw best in the states is usually 3/$5

>>42498212
Oh my god dude. Stop posting.

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>>42498236
No. Iced tea is A+. Only problem is sips are A++.

>>42498033
Fuck that's a good one.

>>42496591

how do you even function with that much caffeine I think I would explode

I fucking tried doing no sip for a day but it's impossible. You fuckers got me addicted to caffeine.

>>42496821
A E S T H E T I C

>>42500600
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

People that don't sip are fucking homos
I fell for the meme a few days ago but quickly realized that it is no meme
>red ultra GOAT

>>42501032
He's never tried Ultra Sunrise.....

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Build the wall

>>42501044
Only have white and red ultra where I'm from

>tfw saw some skinny asian kid drinking a monster at the gym yesterday
is that you, /fit/?

>>42501055
You are missing out, my friend. Sunrise is GOAT. It's even better than most sodas with artificial sweeteners. It's like drinking orange soda that gets you fired up. (Unless you're addicted to caffeine like I am, then it just gets you right)

>>42501068
Shit senpai you convinced me
I'm buying this shit as a 24 pack for 35 euros on amazon

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>tfw local shop doesn't sell Rehab anymore

>>42501107
That's a breddy average deal, tbqhfamalam. Unless you have to pay shipping.

>>42501107
Best energy drink is NOS (original flavor) but has too much sugar and the sugar free tastes like bootyhole.

>>42501134
Nope I got prime

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>>42501046
kek

>>42501145
False; true.

>>42505112
Which energy drink tastes better than NOS?

>>42496535
No shit, guy. They're $5 for a 4 pack at (((Wal Mart)))

>>42495835
>implying david laid has anything to do with sips

you're small kid

>>42497228
this looks like radioactive sludge in a can

and wtf is a /gulp/er

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>Been a /sip/per for around 3 months now
>literally no downsides as far as I can tell

What's the catch?

>>42506251
>What's the catch?

$$$

>>42505212
One word, two syllables: monster energy zero ultra

>>42507055
Nope. Sorry, sugar objectively tastes better than artificial sweeteners. Bye, sweetie

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>>42507055
That's two words

>>42496573
Yep got a 300 pack of 200 mg each pill for $7 on amazon. Doesn't get any better than this.

>>42507089
Wrong.

>>42507810
>t.Diet Coke swilling roastie

>>42497228
reporting in

monster tastes like rat piss

>>42507918
Can I borrow your rat?

>>42507962
Hearty fucking kek

>>42507861
I don't drink soda, but nice argument, dumbass. I guarantee that you couldn't tell the difference in taste between aspartame and sugar.

>>42507861
>he's never sipped

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>>42508020
Bitch, I was sipping on sips when you were still drinking apple juice out of your lil pink sippy cup and pooping your pampers. You're the kind of cunt that says "No thanks, I'll never get to sleep" when somebody offers you a cup of coffee at 6pm. You're the exact type of pussy that will get jittery after a third of a can of Monster and put it back in the refrigerator. Twats like you bring shame upon yourselves, your families and your communities. Now go have a nice decaf iced soy vanilla latte with your Oprah book club and let the grown ups talk, okay, sweetiepie?

>>42507962
rockstar shill btfo

>summerfags trying to act not summer by saying this is a summer meme
Heh

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what r the benefits 2 sipping monster energy drink?

Y do people sip?

Please help me I have been seeing this on fit 4 the past weeks and I do not understand

>>42510137
Lurk more

>>42501046
>calorie sips
shiggy diggy doo

>>42501046
Wow.

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>>42501046
It's beautiful

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>>42511203
Updated

>>42496550
>shills

I can't believe anyone is retarded enough to think multi million dollar companies are actually using resources to advertise to autistic neckbeards who live in their parents basements on 4chan

Like you literally possess no critical thinking ability if you believe that

>>42511439
sipboys all day everyday, try that on my low carb beetus

>>42511458
It's a big reason why this meme has lasted so long. Those morons just fan the flames every time they insist it's Monster posting photoshops in these threads. It's been almost a year, and they still think Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ is a meme not because of its crisp and refreshing taste, but because a bunch of anons are getting paid to pretend to enjoy it. Maybe if they tried That First Sip™ of any of the zero-calorie Ultra™ beverages, they would finally understand.

>>42511527
The First Sip™ is dangerously tasty ™.

How fast does one /sip/?
This has always been something I thought about but never really gave it much interest.

Why do the mods allow these shill threads?

This is literally advertising

>>42511681

can you unironically fuck off to your containment board?

>>42511679
/sip/ hard and fast, just like when you're fucking your roastie.

>>42511736
>While you're fucking your roastie
B-But I am black.

>>42511742
So for you it would be "raping your roastie"

>>42511763
No, it was more like the fact that I don't fuck roasties, nerd.

>>42511777
Damn, raped all the white womens and stole trips, better call George Zimmerman

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>>42511763
fucking kek

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>>42511777
Don't take this the wrong way but no one believes you.

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Ever notice that since humans started walking upright, women's breasts have become the main sexual display, replacing the buttocks, which were the sexual display when we were less evolved and walked on all fours? And black men are still mainly attracted to buttocks?

>>42511847
is this a reference to prison school turned into a nigger joke?

>>42511763
>>42511800
>>42511810

>le ebin maymay frog racism

this board is +18

>>42511736
>>42511742
>>42511763
>>42511777
>>42511800
>>42511810
>>42511825
>>42511847

TOP KEK
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KEK
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Doesn't know about supermalt

Just tried it today. I like the taste.

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>>42496854
This is objectively superior

>>42511847
really gets the neurons firing

Hey you should go check back in with /pol/ I heard there's a HAPPENING

>>42512581
> sans alcohol
u a bitch my niugga