/fit pls help
>be me 6' 21 year old high bf% but almost /fit
>leaving for basic training in a few months, will prob be gone for over a year and no idea where i'll be stationed when i'm done
>graduated but still no gf
where do i meet grils? i don't leave the house except to run, buy food, and go to the gym. i'm basically a NEET
i don't want to start my potentially long and lonely military career without a qt3.14 gf waiting for me to come home, is online shit my only option?
>inb4 she'll leave you before you get back
this is prob true but idgaf
also i'm not a total autist, i've asked a couple girls out but they always have a boyfriend, went on one date with a girl i went up to randomly but i think she realized i'm a semi autist when i started ranting about nerdy shit and we didn't hang out after that
>high bf%
fatties pls go
>>42489006
>OP is trying to set Jodie up to score
Nah brah, relationships while you're in are a fucking stupid idea, especially since with your inexperience in relationships you'll be fodder for nasty skanks looking for those dependent benefits. Either date a local wherever you're stationed (beware the dependapotomus) or wrap it and tap the chicks that hang out at bars near bases, they're literally only there to fuck uniformed dudes.
>>42490591
but i don't want to fuck club sluts i want a meaningful relationship
is it too late for me? i'm prob leaving in 5-6 months i can make up for lost time right?
>>42490612
Just wait til you get out, that's what I did and it was one of the best moves I ever made in life. Go to school afterwards and fuck college girls, you'll be getting paid and will be a bit older which puts you ahead of a large portion of dudes in school.
>>42490624
>turning into a soldier chad that fucks college girls in montreal every weekend
i never asked for this
>>42490612
If you really want to you can try a relationship with someone where you're stationed (stay away from service members though, women in uniform are bad news). It's not the greatest idea, but it's a damn sight better than this Dear John letter waiting to happen you've got as a fantasy. Throw this notion of a LDR in the trash where it belongs, it will result in her cheating on you if you're lucky, if you're unlucky it will result in her leeching off your benefits, becoming legally entangled with you, and then cheating on you.
well guess i'm fucked, don't want to start up with some girl when i'm stationed away from my family and never come home
can i just find a gf and curve her later? not that interested in sex, just want to spend time with a qt3.14 so i'll have a waifu to get me through the 5AM PT sessions