Can your gains stop a blade?

>>42488550
yeah sure op

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>>42488550
can youre blade. stop. myne?? thought not kidoo

>>42488550
I'll just teleprot behind you

>>42488550

No but they can stop a volcano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUREX8aFbMs

>>42488550
Can your fat ugly head?

>>42488550
who honestly has the time to make dumb half-assed trigger posts like this

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Daily reminder that if you cannot persuade a meteor from impacting the planet you have NOT made it.

>>42488550
Will your blade stop my gun?

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>>42488781

>>42488550
Once

>>42488813

Story?

https://youtu.be/thuFz1y7Eu0?t=21m8s

>>42489296

>rounded tip

>>42488550
If I'm holding it

>>42488550
prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharped blade.

Don't need to catch a blade if I can shatter it with a flex of my 'cep.

>>42489519
Great is the weapon that cuts on its own.

>>42488550

Can your blade stop my gains?

>>42489477
>2400 psi
nigger are you retarded?

>>42489577
yes

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no but being healthy and strong can help me recover faster and better if i survive

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They don't. My blade, made of the finest steel from Nippon, sees to that. Nothin personnel, kid.

>>42488550
STR > AGL
There is not even one anime character who could defeat Chad

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>>42488550
sure thing kid

Yes
>Pablo goes for the chest
>been training for this my whole life
>pec flies everyday
>flex my chest and capture blade between pecs
> "mamia!" he cries out
>haha functional strength you knife pleb
>release chest and unleash shockwave
>send Pablo flying back to Mexico
>trump knights me

My gains help me run away and not get caught by your FATTY SELF, FATTY.

Of course!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH7aNFryE9g

Well there are numerous cases when victims of stabbing survived thanks to muscle mass

>>42488550
>Get into streetfight
>Guy pulls knife
>Throws it
>Try to use mind powers to stop it mid air
>Not working
>Flex a 'Cep
>Mind muscle connection
>Blade stops 5 inches from my face
>Teleport behind him
>"Light weight baby"
>Take protein shake
>Chug it
>Smash it on Jasons back
>Go home
>Eat pizza because it fits macros
>Jerk off to 6'8 amazon girls for 8 hours for the pump
>Sleep