Yesterday I was dismantling old closet. Had to measure it because I planned to put info on jewbook in case someone might want it.
The height was 180cm, and it was much taller than me.
"That's weird" I thought to myself. "I'm 180cm."
So I measured my height forvthe first time in ages, and it turns out my height now is 175cm.
How the fuck did that happen. Sure, we shrink with age, but i'm 39, not 60 or something, goddamit.
Birthday in a few months. I can hear the middle life crisis train arround the corner. Choo choo!
FML
choo choo
Lay on the bed for eternity.