How to escape inceldom

Ask me how I know you don't get girls. Go on.

>>42480356
I've done all these things and get girls you dont

>>42480315
>Pic related
Would miscegenate/10

>>42480367
I doubt it considering where I am posting. But in the rare case you are autistic enough to have done all of these things for the sole purpose of getting a woman to touch your pee pee, I pity you. You have bought so far into the mainstream ideas of female attraction you went and done all of this shit when you could have just boldly walked up to a girl and flirted with her confidently.

>>42480315
Make yourself look nice, have good hygiene and be chill.

The most important rule of all, is ask a girl out. So many fucking incels magically expect women to appear once you're "worthy" pro tip, that never happens. Women will always put up a front with men, those who persist regardless of their resistance/shields are those who actually fucking get results. It's all a numbers game. You can improve your chances by taking care of the essentials.

>>42480315
Write a female version

>>42480438
heres what incels dont get femcels can never get chad but incels get stacy if they become rich. a rich ugly girl doesnt mean anything to chad

>>42480315
psl detected

>>42480315
I understand where you are coming.

Nose job is expensive!

OP confirmed for next mass shooter.

Is this the thread where I pretend I get pussy?

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>>42480315
>just wear lifts to reach the noose and end your life.
I loose

>>42480460
your writing style is very hard to understand

>>42480654
nah bro, you are just a cunt

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>>42480701
>t. incel

this is the most pathetic, insecure thing I've ever read, and if you need to go to such extremes just to get your dick wet, you should work on something else instead of the things you just listed

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>>42480315
You just know OP is an incel

>>42480315
>t. actual virgin

>>42481302
This, you shouldnt have to get plastic surgery or buy a fucking sports car just to get pussy.

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>>42480315
Just imagine. An uneasthetic roider with a freaky plastic surgery face. Wears a tight fitting fake supreme box-logo shirt, the brown fake tan skin of left arm filled with tribal tattoos. On his right a tacky gold Rolex. Driving in a leased porsche Carrera, trying to pick up Mexican roasties while speaking broken spanish with them.

>>42480315
LMAO, you can literally pull pussy in every populated place on earth, it's not about sports cars and tatoos, but what do you know, you're the eternal virgin.

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>>42480407
>fucking creepy virgins lol just be better
>*incel steps up his game and gets more pussy than normie uggo*
>omg your so fucking pathetic theres more to life than pussy....idiot...

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>>42480315
lmao you never had sex, I know that for sure.

>>42481302
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>>42481765
Crabs in a bucket.

>>42481774
it's not about "you shouldn't get pussy" it's about "you're buying a car just for the cupholder"

>>42481787
Crab in a bucket.

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>>42480315
Most of that is unnecessary and some of it is counter productive.

Firstly it will likely cost well in excess of a million dollars depending on location.

But let's be more precise
>0.
This whole point is shit. People can tell if your artificially enhanced and it is not attractive, it's also very expensive.
>eyebrows
weirdly specific bro and it'll look really fake.

Getting surgery to actually fix your jaw bones and teeth would make more sense. You could also try meeting and chewing Mastic gum if you are to deformed.

>tanning cream
Gay.

>2.
The Arnold Classic is a male body ideal not a female one, you will get diminishing returns long before hitting Arnie mode and you may even hurt your looks. Again unnatural = unatractive.

>4.
More like wear whatever looks best on you.
>Gold Rolex
Nigga why? There are better watches for cheaper and women will be hardly interested in such trivial shit.
>pendant necklace
Why so specific. You could just as well get away without one

>5. & 6.
Putting these together because they are kind of contradictory.

If your trying to meet European women then why do you need a house and sports car? You can't take those things with you to Europe and there are hardly any first generation European immigrants around.

Also why a romance language? Why not Swedish or Japanese? What is so special about romance languages?

>Tattoos
Literally pointless

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>>42481804
Agreed. Just become healthy and strong mentally and physically and it will change you into a more desireable human

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>height is a meme
>height
>meme
>2k17
>The numerical count of your metrical distance between the bottom of your feet to the top of your head is a meme
Absolutely shig.

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>>42480315
>Wear whatever is popular at the current time. Right now its streetwear 10 years ago it was biz casual. wear a gold rolex with everything and a pendant necklace.
Plz be bait

>>42482840
who is this semen demon?

>>42482872
Tim Heidecker

>>42482872
Umm.. excuse me honey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ6W0tbWkgo

>>42480315
When was the last time you go out or the last time you talk to a girl? How much time do you spend in a computer? How much do you lurk sluthate? You are virgin i can see that.

>>42480315
this is the most american post i've ever seen

>teeth
>car
>language

you yanks are so fucking strange.

>>42484473
>A brit getting upset over nice teeth
classic

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>>42480397
b-but my Aryan heritage...

>>42481774
>>42481790
Whatever helps you make sense of the world buddy.

I don't even lift for girls, and you want me to do all this shit

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>>42481726

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>>42480315
I tried this and now I'm homeless and had a gay man drill a hole in my skull, what do?

>>42480410
Women will lower that front for sufficiently attractive or sufficiently high status males, though. And they'll raise it for the lower-grade potential mates. If you've been striking out, I got sad news...

>>42481726
This desu, why would anyone transform themselves into a swagfag version of Elliot Rodgers thinking it gets you pussy.

Say it with me: FACE. FRAME. HEIGHT.

>>42481765
numale cuck

>>42480315
all this won't make up for your consolidated social retardation.