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>be me
>at the gym today
>older guy, probably 50's sees me deadlifting some heavy ass weight
>he comes up to me, "how long did it take you to get to that much?"
>look at him, "well its all about consistency and effort. Taking a little preworkout helps me."
>he scratches his neck, "well i had some redbull-- y'know the energy drink before coming h--"
>i cut him off, "try monster zero ultra. Its way better, has no sugar or calories."
>he looks at me for a few seconds
>"i-i think ill try that, thanks"
>tfw im a SIPS missionary converting redbull heathens
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S I P B O Y S STRIKE AGAIN
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>>42472972
> be me.
> at hospital with a broken knee cause i locked out in the leg press while pressing 800+
> guy next to me mirin my gainz while dying slowly from cancer.
>has an iv going through chemo
> says: ohh what i would give to be healthy again
> do a backflip of the fucking bed and rip the iv bag out and pour the contents on the floor.
> rip open a can of sips ultra black and pour it in the bag
> guy wakes up to life with hair growing out of his bald head and massive 12" boner
> I cartwheel out of hospital
sips save life
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