How do you manage farts while the gf is around?

>>42470479
Just go to the toilet and fart there while pissing.

>>42470479
Let it go as silently as possible, wait a few seconds then with a serious face ask her "do you smell something burning?"

>>42470479

If you can't fart around her she's not your gf

>>42470479
liberally

>>42470487
You haven't been around me after I have had some eggs.

I smell a weak man. You fucking fart around your gf.

Find yourself a girl that farts as much as you

>>42470496
dont eat eggs then

>>42470507
But they have the good protein and fats.

>>42470505
My gf farts as much as me, but she can't compete with my protein and sauerkraut farts.

>>42470479
I fart all the time when with my gf.

>>42470479
Just pull it back in
> Not practicing reverse farting

>>42470525
same, she even has ibs and hers stink