/fph/

>>42468700
It's always the fat ones that have the greatest delusions of self worth and entitlement

>>42468719
She's a /fit/ poster

>>42468715
They say what they want, that doesn't mean they are going to get it.

>>42468700
>only works 4 hours a week
wew lad, are you man enough to take care of this heifer?

>>42468700
>if you weigh more than 200 pounds
That's like, fighting weight for a man, muscle of course.

>>42468700
wanna see those tatas
inb4 average college hookup pasta

>>42468746
i don't desevre her at her best

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lul xd

>>42468700
what a catch

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>be me
>shortly after highschool
>work at a gas station/ice cream parlor (Ohio/Kentuckyfags know it as UDF)
>we had our usual regulars that would come in
>and then we had these guys...
>Older man with his mentally/physically disabled adult son
>they were both about 6'5 and around 400 lbs
>son was functional, could say all his sentences except for a slight stutter
>had to walk with a Cane though, and had that general "something is wrong with me" appearence
>every single time they came in, which was once every 2-4 days, they got the exact same order
>5 giant (32 oz) chocolate and peanutbutter malts, with extra malt put in them
>every single time they came in they would spend about 25+ dollars on fucking milkshakes
>and, as said above, they did this every 2-4 days, so upwards of 75 dollars per week on milkshakes

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>>42468700

>curvy
>a little extra
>full figured

I hate this shit. I've been catfished several times, now I don't even bother unless they have a normal, non-myspace angle body pic. Its always fat.

>>42468783
Last time I went to Walmart I saw the limits on the scooters, it's about 500lbs for user. Is this guy 700lbs?

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>>42468719
>More like BRAZZERS

>>42468700
"If you weigh more than 200 lbs, DON'T BOTHER CONTACTING ME!"
"I like men. Not boys. Not guys. Men."
- Her

"An adult male is 200 lbs."
- Mark Rippetoe

>>42469337
GET YE GONE

>>42469337
Your average Portland qt indie girl.

>>42469337
Fuck you, every time I see this picture it ruins my day. I can almost smell her stench through the screen.

>>42468783
What an odd fetish. I wonder what our ancestors would think if they could see stuff like this.

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>>42469337
Aww man. She reminds me of my ex.

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>>42469404
>ex

>>42469432
Hey man, I had to lose my virginity sooner or later. D-Don't judge me.

>>42469543
Every fucking time without fail.

>>42469337
The fug? Thought /b/ had some horrid shit.

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>>42469543
>the rear suspension instantly snaps
and she didnt even understand she was being insulted

my god

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>>42469381
Bruh, our ancestors made thousands of these things. We've always been fucking wierd.

>>42469337
EVERY FUCKING THREAD SOMEONE HAS TO POST TUMBLR SHREK

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>>42469337
Pls let this thing die instead of Rich

>>42469602
obviously a voodoo doll

>>42469337
YASSS girl slay

so beautiful

>>42469648
not exactly a history boy, are you?

>>42469337
bugs.... easy on the burgers

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>>42469543
>The rear suspension snaps
>I stay asleep

kek

>>42468700
>if you work in I.T
???

>>42468730
Weekend at Bernies: My 600 lb life edition

>>42469758
Because she wants a REAL man

>>42469337
Gains goblin. We finally found ye.

This isn't a really good fps, but it just boggled my mind.
>out with friends
>a landwhale friend of a friend sits next to us and starts talking
>120+ kg
>she goes on about how her boyfriend left her and shows pictures of the new "hottie" he snagged
>jammers on about how a male friend of hers would rather fuck a hooker than her
>she can't comprehend how he'd rather spend 90 euros than have free sex with her
Landwhales really lack self-awareness sometimes.

>>42469543
>i stay asleep

paging /u/shittywatercolor

>>42469838
For decades now the media has been teaching little girls that they're all princesses who deserve their very own prince charming. Even the grotesque ones.

It's kind of a problem.

>>42469602
Please post examples of these thousands of trinkets that aren't just the Venus de willendorf: the one example that actually looks obese, not thicc, huge breasted, or pear shaped.

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>>42469941
There's a whole series man

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurines

Those Africans really loved thicc back in the day it explains a lot.

>>42468783
Anyone else feel like his face wouldn't be bad if he weren't so fat?

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youre all just jealous youll never have such a gorgeous boyfriend. honestly, you can be fit and still admire overweight people.

theyre so fucking hot.

>>42469962
Out of all the noted figures listed on there, the majority do not have the shape of obesity like willendorf or that chicken shaped thing.
It could also be argued that the protruding bellies and large breasts in the few that are like that, are indicating pregnancy, not gluttony.
Some of our ancestors liked thicc, not fat, that level of degeneracy is reserved for the mess of a society we have now.

>>42470127
Yeah.
They aren't fat because they are lazy or as fapping tools.
They are a way to worship pregnant and healthy mothers.
I don't know how it became about sexually worshipping obese women though.

>>42469841
Kindly fuck off back to /reddit/.

>>42469974
thought the same thing, he would probably be a chad if fit

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>>42468700
Wait whats wrong with IT? I make alot of money.

>>42470143
Yeah.
Yeah no.
No, motherfucker.

>>42469602
You're a fucking retard. Only one copy of that statue was ever made, not "thousands", and it was a statue of the fat pregnant wife of a tribal lord. Not some fucking image of beauty. Humans have ALWAYS considered fatness hideous and repulsive, because it naturally is that.

>>42468700
i must say /fit/ i just started lifting (doing 3 times a week Squats, Deadlift, Bench press, Military/overhead press, Bent over rows 5x5 on all)
(what more should i do or is that enough i only dumbbells and barbells)
and iv never felt happier
these threads realy do help fat asses like me (295) start to work out and eat less.
thanks /fit/

>>42470429
nerd

>>42470492
The simplicity helps make it easy to stick with it. If you ballooned up to that much weight, you probably have a hard time sticking with healthy habits. Just stick with the simple stuff and DO NOT STOP.

Once you get down to a more reasonable weight, then start branching out into bigger better things.

>>42468700
>>42468764
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>42469841
this is it. the worst post on 4chan so far

>>42470510
i will just keep making fat shaming threads /fit/ and ill keep lifting iv never felt happier in my life after lifting it's like magic or something.
Never let anyone tell you that these kinds of threads or comments don't help people, because it is saving my life

>>42469543
This one always gets me.

>>42470526
good job fatty, keep at it and you'll be a sick cunt eventually

>>42470561
Thanks motherfucker. Wanna smell my dick?

>>42470618
i didn't say that

>>42470628
Well too bad faggot. If you're in a room with me, you'll be smellin' it.

>>42468700
People can't have prefferences? Grow up lads

>>42469841
fucking fag please leave this site

>>42470635
*preffferences

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>>42470429
the official job of the nu-male cuck

>>42469841
Haha! What a fucking dumb **fat** bitch am I rgiht?

I'm MGTOW btw /s ^^but ^^not ^^really ^^though

>>42469841
Expert troll

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>>42469337
that fucking string of food hanging out of it's mouth is what really takes this picture from simply gross to repulsive

>>42469841
fuk u

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>>42468700
>>42469602
>>42469962

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle" with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

>>42469907
Not the media- all those dads out thete that spoil their "little princess" rotten is the problem. Media just tells females their value lies in their looks. You need a father figure spoiling you throughout your childhood to really get a princess complex

>>42470659
LOL. please. coming from a NEET

>>42468700
This is what curling your children do to them.

>do as little work as possible
>ask for more than you deserve

She needs a good whipping.

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Woman finds out she will receive disability allowance because she's too fat to work.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a46_1455479028&comments=1

>>42468832
This is so sad. I love Deadpool, but I also feel bad for him

>>42470429
A lot is two words.

>>42470454
Go back to tumblr, you fat bitch.

>>42468719
>>42469079
more like BRAPzzers, right???

>>42470461
>Humans have ALWAYS considered fatness hideous and repulsive

Fat people were once considered rich since they were wealthy enough to afford an abundant amount of food.

>>42468700
Not sure I understand these ones. Obviously her standards are ridiculous, but at least it's put out there. In a way, it's better than keeping her preferences a secret and resenting her partner.
>inb4 her standards should reflect her own value
That's a completely different topic. There is somebody out there that will bite, so what's the issue?

>>42472392
post of the decade

>>42468700

Those tits though. Honestly something something what's this thread about?

>>42472591
Why do fat bitches always have tiny dogs?? It baffles me, don't think I've ever seen one with a normal dog.

>>42472640
Too weak physically (and perhaps mentally), to control anything bigger.

>>42469841
I actually got rustled, nice job

>>42470492

You've got a leg based push and pull (deads are really a push, but let's not start that again), you've got a horizontal push and vertical push (bench and OHP), and a horizontal pull (rows).

Really all you want for a minimalist program is a vertical pull. Since you are 295 a straight pullup or chinup is out of the question. You should do machine assisted pullups or lat pulldowns with a similar weight increase to your rows.

>>42469602

Back then, being fat was a sign of wealth. That's the ONLY reason this would have been viewed as "desirable".

>>42472269
>This is what curling your children do to them.

But how else am I supposed to get big biceps

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>>42468730

>>42469404
Good thing you moved on from that shit

>>42468715

Rejecting men upfront is an ego salve for the fat and unloveable

>>42472640
Damn, I was just going to post this exact reply. Especially chihuahuas, and for some reason, pugs.

>>42469337
shrek pls no

>>42473041
>hip place
>hip latte
>4x the normal hip ratio

>>42472094
>only copying and pasting half the copypasta
You sir are a swine.

>>42473041
mirin those biceps

>>42473052
I'm convinced that most people that size are literally retarded
Why do we see so many of them eating fucking condiments like animals?

>>42473041
>leaving the house
>going into a restaurant
>ordering a sugary beverage
>posing for a photo with said beverage

when I was fat, the first one was out of the question
the last one would be total fucking insanity

how do they block out reality like that?

>>42470659
>work in IT
>go to everywhere from hair salons to big businesses to fix shit
>constantly around 9/10's
>constantly bantering with 9/10's
>have actually gotten laid a few times on the job

IT is the shit.

>>42473264
>have gotten laid on the job
Doesn't count if you fix your hooker's phone after you finished 45 minutes early, Cuckingston III

>>42469841
underrated trolling

>>42473251
I love how she casually drives away on her mobility scooter.

>>42473251
>extended gif of the guy dancing and celebrating

this gif is too fucking long

>hog quietly drives away on her scootypuff

this gif is perfect

>>42469337
Was this restaurant under a bridge or something?

>>42468783
>dat roll slipping out from his shirt

>>42469337
>she has taco tattooed on her knuckles

>>42469841
Holy fuck that was some effective bait, good job here's your (you)

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>>42469337
>Git out of muh swamp

>>42470454
Go be fat somewhere else

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>>42472318
but she NEEDS it

>>42472640
Because a big house is enough room for the small dogs to exercise, for them to have a large dog means to get up and walk him, to a chihuahua climbing that behemoth of a woman equals a walk around a park

>>42473251
The fact she got 2 black guys to fuck her is baffling

>>42473586
Uh, no it's not at all.

>>42468730
Ho shiet, she dead

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>>42469841
>all these (you)'s
10/10 troll game is on point

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>>42469602

>>42469337
SOME

>>42472269
>curling your children

what kind of routine had child curls? also, my daughter weighs 60 lbs and my son 40. How do I adjust for the weight difference?

>>42470429
they don't understand that concept.
And they probably have some kind of misconception about IT being anti-social nerds stashed away in an office broom-closet somewhere.

>>42469962
Where do you work out?

>>42473586
to a nog, "white" raises any woman to a minimum 7/10 no matter how fat or hideous she is.

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>>42468700
friendly reminder that some men will fuck that manatee while a man with a similar body & attitude won't find a match ever
feminism is the CURE not the CANCER
but you won't listen

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>>42472318

Somebody kill her.

>>42473251

Black men. Look at this. LOOK at this.

What the fuck are you doing having sex with that blob? Stop. Stop, you're better than that.

>>42474149
>he actually thinks this is true
Please, show me all these 7/10 guys making babies with 3/10 women. Our birthrate would be significantly lower if this were the case.

Stop blaming your failures on society, you're no better than an SJW. Improve yourself.

>>42469796
Underrated

>>42472640
Small dogs need less exercise, room, and grooming. Plus small dogs would love literally anybody with food.
No wonder they click with the obese.

>>42474149
I guess this means that fewer ugly people will be born as a result?

>>42468700
I wouldn't date a 31 year old, smoking, excessively drinking, 150lbs heavy bitch either. What's all the fuss about?

>>42474246
>show me
virgins and incels don't reproduce.
>your failures
are you suggesting I'm one of those 4/10 men who don't match? Sorry to burst your bubble, I'm not.
You're one of those constantly suggesting men should neverendingly "improve" while women can be self-entitled manatees. You're one of those suggesting that you're a failure (as a man) if you're not reaching the 90th percentile. You're deflecting women's failures on males abusing the androcentric bias in a society enjoying sexual freedom. You're the cancer, kindly kill your self.

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>>42468700

>>42469962
The overwhelming majority of ancient art depicting women is more reasonable figured women, these are just fat fetishists.

>>42468700
What's wrong with IT.

>>42474442
dongle jokes

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>>42473586
That's the part that makes the most sense

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>>42468783
I remember going through this guy's websites when /fit/ first found him, he's the fucking embodiment of the "PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE!" meme and he makes Boogie look like Chad

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>>42474535
How can white bois even compete?

>>42474395
>implying I'm suggesting
>implying anybody who isn't 7/10 is a virgin or incel
>implying women don't feel pressure to improve
Kek, spending five minutes on 4chan debunks your theory. You see people shitting on fat chicks all the time (with good reason). Women face similar pressures to men to stay in shape, get an education, and contribute to society.

Unfortunately, we got SJWs and MRAs who instead insist society is the problem and don't take care of thenselves. Hence, dumb, impotent faggots like you

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>>42474569

>>42473830
IT student here, I get why they would think so, some people are just extreme cases of autistic, but most are normal people

>>42468914

that is what it says in he tags fagboy

>>42469974
>>42470326
I hate when you see fatties who would be good looking if they just could be bothered to look after themselves.

>>42473052
Jesus fucking Christ is that ketchup

>>42472384
deadpool bangs hotties like domino.

>>42474597
>I have an IQ under 75: the post
You're sitting too much on 4chan. virgins, gentlemen and incels (still better than the manatee in OP) will shit on fat chicks all the time, yet the manatee will smash more than them. Don't even start with the "women face similar pressure thing", below average women will always find a dick and in an unregulated societal scheme they'll expect better them than themselves. While men have learned to "settle" with less way more than them. You're constantly missing the whole thing for your hatred against SJWs without realizing they're going to seppuku themselves if they succeed. SJWs don't want a _free_ society, they want a _regulated_ society. This will simply be unacceptable if we move from androcentric to equal.
Your dumbness hurts, please don't ever reply to me again.

>>42474149
there's a reason all these men don't reproduce
THEIR GENETIC MATERIAL SHOULD NOT PROPAGATE, END OF STORY

>>42474246
it's not quite as extreme as the image suggests, but there is a significant bias in favor of dominant men
dominant as in dominant in society, not violent, because violent men actually end up in prison more often than not

>>42474149
>>42474395
>>42474709
good b8

>>42474569
God it would be so fucking fun to write the textbook for this
>Americans of size finally received representation with the election of President Taft

>>42474725
>POOR GENETIC MATERIAL SHOULD BE PASSED BY WOMEN
you have never been very bright, admit it

>>42468700
>a little extra
yeah a little extra forehead

>>42469337
maybe one of the most repulsive images ever

>>42474660
many such cases!

>>42473264
>on the job
Like you dropped everything you were doing to go bang in the janitor's closet?
I seriously doubt this.

>>42468700
>American women

not even once

>>42472640
you know the whole 'dogs look like their owners' idea?
what if they get small dogs because they think they're thin and think small dogs represent them best

>>42474149
In theory, feminism works.
But humans are too incapable of actually carrying out with the feminism model.

People aren't equal; that's the fact.

>>42474827
Leftwing ideologies are more prevalent in Europe and other countries than America.
Just look at Canada, France, Germany, etc.

>>42474868
That's why I live in Asia now.

>>42474879
Enjoy your pollution and ching chongs.

>>42474853
I always thought it was because a fattie could do a shit job raising a little dog and calling their territorial bullshit 'cute' or 'spunky'; whereas it's a lot more obvious with a large dog that the fattie is getting pack cucked

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>>42474149
I accidental knocked up a girl when I was 15. Since she was older (18ish) it was constitutional rape so I dodged a bullet. But later she gave birth to a little baby girl. So I got to reproduce.
Dose this mean that I'm automatically a 7/10 at least?

>>42470013
Jesus... from the thumbnail I thought he was resting his elbows on a brown sofa or something.

>>42474868

Nice try. European women are way less shitty than American ones. And no, Britbongland doesn't count.

>not fat
>generally active and enjoy working out
>fatshame the hell out of people especially in the southern countries
>work

>>42470429
IT is code for currycells.

>>42469907
Nigga the media told me I was special too but I worked out being "special" wasnt going to get me laid pretty fast on my own.

>>42474937
Nice meme.
Not all European women are skinny and fit.
Also, there's a lot of leftwing bullshit going on over there.

>>42474892
I live in a place with clean air.

Asian women are much more beautiful than fatty western bitches.

>>42474958

Not nearly as many women are fat as in Murrica. Especially not in places like France and Italy.

And aside from Germany the left-wing bullshit is really not that bad. We have few sjw's and frankly we're still racist as fuck.

>>42474194
I didn't see a room with every black person on the planet. I saw a daytime tv set with a black man and two planets.

>>42474409
this is fake, right ?

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>>42475027

It's a well known fact that sad black men have sex with fatties. Fatties take great pride in this too. You can't let that happen.

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>>42474958
>Not all European women are skinny and fit.
You do realize that you can't compare obesity in USA and in Europe without appearing ridicule, don't you

>>42475073
Its also a well known fact fat women get fucked regularly anyways because there is always someone willing to fuck anything.

I would make a small infographic collage of several people of different ethnicities next to their hambeast wives or girlfriends that gave up or fatties that got a feeder but, it would be a sad waste of time.

>>42475000
Blacks and Mexican women drive up the obesity rate here; if it was just white and asian, it wouldn't be nearly as high. It still is a problem over here though

>>42474999
if you're low test.

>>42475097
You do realize that minorities are ruining America?
You do realize that minorities are trying to ruin Europe?
You do realize that statistics are flawed?

>>42475073
niggers fuck anything, they're practically apes.

>>42474913
>constitutional rape
Old meme or new meme?

>>42473052
It's times like this where I am ashamed of America

>>42469337
>TACO TICO ON HER KNUCKLES
Literally living advertisement

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>>42475169
>40% is obese
>75% is overweight
>m-minority r-right
>math is flawed
Please stop.

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Which is the better way to manage obesity in a country: increasing government intervention or increasing personal responsibility?

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>>42469337
All things considered, this pic is a pretty good diet and fitness motivator.

>>42469841
(You)

>>42475337
It's incredible that around 75% of the population is overweight.
I bet fit people for whom BMI does not account are swathed in there, but still, pretty ridiculous shit.

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>>42474547
ugh she was one of the worst

>>42472640
Small dogs love anyone that feeds them because that's all they need. Large dogs like more attention like walking or throwing a ball around. Also when you're 300 plus pounds you take up a lot of your bed and they're lonely for affection so a small dog is the only breed that would be able to sleep with them. My girlfriend and I have bought a king size bed and we still don't our two dog sleep with us because they like to cuddle up next to you and you can't move them.

>>42474149
Feminists are the largest proponents and beneficiaries of hypergamy. Pretty decent bait though.

>>42468715
yeah that's why you have "fitness" models posting every inane detail of their empty lives and getting hundreds of thousands of likes, right?

>>42468700
People fall for this bait?

>>42474999
Confirmed.

Im going to marry an Indonesian girl rather than any of the local trash.

>>42475367
Fuckkkkkk thats in Scotland... thats my country. God fucking damnit.

>>42470461
haha, you fail at history.

>>42475057
Nope, he really is THAT pathetic.

>>42470526
Every time I need a little motivation I come to /fph/. Helps keep me on track.

>>42473251
Fuck, I love his excitement, I wish I could express myself the same way he does. I want to be his friend, don't care if he had sex with planets.

>>42469841

reply

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>>42468799
>email
This ain't ylyl but I sure as hell lost.
>Don't email me or my wife ever again

>>42474194
They're really not anon.

>>42475073
Guys, it's not just the fucking. Niggers are fucking women with jobs and cars that are easy targets. You're not thinking like niggers.

>>42474674
Its Salsa Dulce

>>42476217
SICC

>>42476217
damn i feel bad for him, just imagine the stench rgrgrg

Did that fat forehead sister ever die?

Also post the poop oil story, you know the one

>>42476217
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42475367
I'm willing to accept lbs as 2.2 times kg. But I refuse to believe that people use stones to measure weight in 2017. Fucking pig disgusting island dwellers.

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>>42474794
I still think it's got nothing on this. There's just something about this that deeply unsettles me.

>>42476487
It's the level of smug and the fact that because it's a picture, you can do literally nothing about it

>>42476217
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42476341
>I feel bad for him
His daughter was pulled out of high school to help clean after him
He, like most people who get this fat, browbeats his gf until she gets him food
He was one of the worst people to go on the show. Not THE worst, but he's up there.

>>42476551
I know Steve Assanti was also bad, who was worse then James?

>>42469337
This is one of the few images I've now saved from /fit/. It's so disgusting that it makes me lose my appetite.

>>42476589
Although not the focus of show, there have been a couple feeder boyfriends. One of them being pretty bad. When your daughter thinks her own birth was a mistake, you've got problems.

That early season black woman was pretty intolerable, although I think she ended up making it. She was an entitled toddler.

Probably one notch below James was the Texan who's wife had to care for him as much as if he was her son. The point where he put off picking up her pain meds after her own surgery got me. I think he was playing on his own phone.

James put on a humble face at least.

>>42469337
what the fuck happened to Boxxy?

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>>42474660
>tfw work in testing
>in my company thats as IT as it gets
>youngest average age in the company
>vast majority of us go to gym
>several of us are jacked
>company sports day they banned us from all being in the same team because no one else in the organisation would stand a chance

>>42476217
POP OFF JAMES!

>Work in logistics.
>Operations management.
>Entire Ops team are ex loaders, new found time is all spent in the gym.
>We all started as fatlets/lanklets, now we're all out of DYEL stage.
That said, out of the four of us, two of us are on cycle.
It does do massive things for our client meetings though; clients react 100% better to meeting a fit manager.

>>42468730
i laughed so fucking hard at this

>>42468700
Serengeti? No fattie, you mean Sahara.

>>42472573
>Fat people were once considered rich
>considered rich

doesn't mean they were considered physically attractive. i'm pretty sure thats a common misconception

>>42474535
kek
>>42475057
no, he did delete the tweet tho. you can check on some archive

>>42475367
Personal responsibility. Refuse to lose weight? Offer surgery. Refuse surgery? Tough shit.

>>42473264
Brah I'm trying to get into it now and I'm having a hard time getting through the interviews. I've been studying for the CCNA and I've fixed thousands of printers at my current job but holy fuck I have a hard time landing even a single helpdesk job.

>>42468719
Original pic?

>>42476377
It's the done thing here lad. The UK has a wierd combination of metric and imperial units.

>>42476551
>He, like most people who get this fat, browbeats his gf until she gets him food
Cant she just close the door behind her and go to another room?

>>42476377
>i'm willing to accept using british imperial measurements but not british imperial measurements thats just going too far

>>42475908
Hey, fuck you man. I've been here since '07. And just because I'm a pathetic excuse for a human being doesn't mean oh just fucking end me.

>>42477090
Not that guy, but the irony is he's been here for "over a decade" yet still he's incredibly fucking fat.

>>42474409
is boog /ourguy/?

>>42476217
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42476217
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42476715
How is this /fph/ and not some banal self-congratulatory blog post?

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>>42476487
standing 5 feet from the mirror and they still don't fit completely in the frame

>>42477078
Is she strong enough to get a divorce? That's the real question. And financially, they seemed to have very little. Right now she has a home and food. If she starts standing up to him, it's either going to be constant yelling and fighting and/or an uncertain divorce with an uncertain living situation ahead.

There's a reason why emotional abuse is effective. The average person rolls over to it. Especially if it's late in a relationship. They don't want to throw away the comfortable parts of their lives and the years invested and leap into uncertainty. What's certain now is they can endure and give their partner a piece of cake/some drug money/whatever and make them shut up.

t. son of a fairly dysfunctional family.

>>42477336
I love that picture of Jes that says something about how she tells the hard truths or she's a truthteller or whatever

What truths? That it's okay to be fat? Don't improve yourself, you're fine how you are? That's the hard truth?

>>42473586
How so? Thats the only kind of white women negroes ever get, so they settle for landwhales all the time.

>>42472573
And? They were still considered hideous.
>>42475855
Clearly you do if you think what humans find attractive has changed in any era. It has always been the same as now, because it's instinctual not anything related to culture. It's 100% about instinct, and human instincts are telling us to breed with fit and healthy partners.

>>42470634
kek

>>42473106
>hip po

>>42469337
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>42476487
Aren't these the girls that confused the personal trainer

>>42468700
>have female pattern baldness
>refuse to date guys with male pattern baldness

>>42477592
They are. They're well known fat feminists or something.

>>42477587
The world was gonna roll me.

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>>42475554
wtf am i looking at here?

>>42477527
Try again dropout.

http://blog.sermo.com/2015/07/02/history-obesity-renaissance-1910/

>>42476487
It's the serial killer vibe coming off all three of them.

Makes me glad I run.

>>42476217
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42477614
but i can't see over my fupaaaaa

>>42477527
http://www.futurescopes.com/dating/finding-date/2452/countries-where-being-fat-attractive

https://mountiangirl.wordpress.com/2012/05/12/in-the-renaissance-period-being-fat-meant-to-show-the-value-of-the-human-body-and-pureness-4/

Youz is dumb, niggah

>>42474853
Dogs only look like their owners' SOULS.

If your dog is small, yappy, and widdles on the carpet when startled...

>>42477671
is that.... pancake batter?

>>42472640
Long story short. You have to walk bigger dogs.
t. Past pet store worker

>>42476217
POP OFF JAMES!

Fresh from 20 minutes ago lads, Working as a bouncer in England. Not even joking this is the biggest horror I have seen in a while.

>closing time
>everyone is pretty much told to fuck off and have done so
>get a prod on the shoulder
>anon you need to go into the men's, pretty sure someone is banging in the cubicle
Now by this time my colleague has already arrived but It was empty so I check in on the situation
>200kg woman 40kg man who looked the spitting image of that dude who played scarecrow in batman begins going at it
>the guy is dragged out, the woman is not happy
>launches her handbag at us, hits the arse drying utensil and explodes leaving anything from loose cash, make up and random sweets. All over the men's toilet.
>she starts to cry and makes a move
>grab her and turf her out of the premesis
Every fucking time it is a fat cunt causing us trouble. The only satisfaction I got was throwing the handbag with all the shit into the road. Hear not 2 minutes later they tried to get into the pub next door

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>>42469355
fuck you my sides

>>42469337
PAY THE TOLL!

>>42469602
Who has the explanation image?

>>42473812
BODY

>>42477681

Its whey protein brah, she's trying to get ripped!

>>42473821
you get your son to carry something that is 20lbs then curl on in each hand like god intended.

Math isn't hard.

>>42468700
That can't be real.

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>>42477954
I got u famalam.

>>42476217
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42473169
theyre kind of retarded, the correct term is mentally ill.

food addiction is a horrible thing. i used to laugh at fatty's because i was a skeleton and just thought fat people had poor self control. now that i'm struggling with my own addiction i realize how hard it is. if i had food addiction i'd be just like them because i still havent beaten my own addiction.

i don't think it's okay to laugh at obese people, these people are sick and need help.

>>42468700
OMG she's fucking comedy gold!!! That is an EXCEPTIONAL level of delusion.

>>42468700
She needs to use all of that spare time to hit the gym.

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>>42468700
With one third of Americans in 2017 obese, a radical solution is necessary. Here's my proposal:

A camp, that's also a treadmill. You could adjust the speed to make sure they get the optimal exercise, and stop it completely for sleep time. You might think: What if they refuse? Well then they're going to hit the electrified fence, that surrounds the entire camp, ensuring certain roasting.

I believe that with such a dire situation, only a radical solution will suffice.

>>42478483
the sandpaper solution is better

>>42478483
>>42478518
Obese people don't qualify for foodstamps

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>>42468700
>those tits
>but that face fat
>picture is conveniently cropped to not show her gut
RIP

>>42473778
>2015+1+1
>saying it's 2015
hmmm ok

>>42476217
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42468832
after years on okcupid I've gotten adept at spotting jaw fat and fat girl cleavage. this chick is doing an angle shot, but is at least 40%BF

>>42469337
get ye gone

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>>42473778
>mfw I own a pochaco fig and have been thinking of buying a venus to display next to her

>>42469841
(me)

>>42468700
>work in IT is a no
I don't understand this one

>>42478593
I'm some sort of tit blind. Any girl with above average tits and I have trouble telling if she's fat or not.

>>42476217
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42473833
underrated.

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>>42478647
I was cured of my fat blindness after I actually fucked a okc fatty. by far the worst sex of my life

>>42476217
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42468700
>Can't work in IT
I don't know if my company is abnormal in this regard, but out of the 10 IT staff, 6 of them are /fit/ as hell

>>42476217
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42478707
>I don't know if my company is abnormal in this regard

>>42477645
If you still don't think you're retarded please refer to the bibliography, if you even know what that means.

>>42478684
I almost did this, except on Tinder. I was drunk and lonely, but luckily she was on her period, so we just made out. I'm so glad I didn't have sex with her. She had the whole fat and entitled personality. She said she didn't like giving blowjobs. That should have been the last straw.

>>42478684
What I meant to say is I go the opposite way. I associate big tits with obesity, although I wish I didn't. Throw big tits on Kate Moss and I'd think she could lose a couple pounds.

>>42474409
>boogie calling anyone a beta cuck

>>42475975

That Venus fly trap had one set of chompers and they clamped without any food inside. Literally killed the plant.

>>42478817
oh then you just have regular garden-variety homosexuality. have you tried having sex with men? you apparently prefer them over women

>>42474569
>The field of fat studies has undergone tremendous growth in recent years.

When your own field is even obese...

>>42476217
Fuck you.

>>42478606
>Age: 12
>Height: 5'10"
>Weight: 161 lbs
fuark

>>42478606
>your surname is money
>you call your son cash
he'll have to spend quite a lot in psychotherapists when he'll grow a little more

>>42479132
dude was born a chad he doesn't need a therapist

>>42472591
>I no longer understand why the behemoth has kept us captive for so long
>but I am certain it plans to eat us

>>42478647
i feel you, but there are other signs
>neck, arms, face, cheeks
pay attention, it gets easier

>>42479156
nah, he's the little brother of a more famous more talented and richer guy with a decent name
and he's like 8, put down the chad meme for a second ffs

>>42478793

I get it. People dropped cash on paintings of ugly people to ironic hipsters. Ya, that must be it...

>>42474569
Somebody take this, somebody swole, and juicy. Then take a hidden cam and record them being petty as fuck to you and teaching retarded shit.

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>>42479132
>has chad genetics as shown by brother
>literally named Cash
that kid will lose his virginity at age 10

>>42478593
dude, that bitch is fat from head to toe, you don't need any experience to see from that pic. Hoe has fat written all over her dumb face.

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>in the meanwhile, on youtube
it's too late

>>42476487
which one of them is dead now?

>>42478169
I've quit a serious cocaine ""habit"" so I know what you're saying but the entire time I used I was very aware. I knew I was the scum of society and that I deserved to be looked down on. I see nothing wrong in laughing at these people

>>42477336
Kaczynski was right about leftists and how they rather credit or blame society for their own shortcomings because it absolves them of personal responsibility. That in reality they're a bunch of selfloathing people with low self-esteem.

>>42478647
those tits are saggy tho

>>42475554
Shit m8 I thought the guy's legs were hers

>>42479294
that's a man

>>42469841
haha, that was some good bate.

>>42479520
you're so binary

>>42470429
Pajeet, go home.

>>42476217
Pop off James

>>42479482
I just read that, it's crazy how much he was right about. the guy was a genius

>>42478543
lol you must be confused, they are now in droves.

>>42472766
How in the fuck are deadlifts a push move? You god damn retard. Holy shit you must be the biggest dumbass to ever grace this forum. Jesus God damn mutha fucking christ holy shit. Did you just say deadlifts are a fucking push movement bwhahahahahahah!!!!

>>42478543
>>42479618
The post I replied to was "a radical proposal is necessary."

That's mine. If you're fat, you overeat. If you overeat, you don't need the government's help in doing so. Maybe not remove food stamps all together, but they can clearly be reduced for fat people.

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>>42469337
For fucks sake

>>42469841
Who is this person? I don't think I get the joke, if there is one.

>>42473251
Why do black men love fat ugly white women? So disgusting

>>42480019
they see
>white woman
and forget about the
>fat and ugly
part

>>42469337
Fucking disgusting, God

>>42476217

POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42478606
>age: 12
>height: 5'10