are u banned anywhere /fit/?

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>>42468436
>"Light Weight Baby!"
>"Ain't no thing but a chicken wing"
>"Aesthetics"
My sides have left this dimension.

>>42468436
I was banned of club penguin and McDonald's

I was banned from all bars for 6 months

>>42468436
>tfw you get banished to the manlet pit

C-chad is that you?

>>42468436
Banned multiple times on games throughout the ages. Mostly for shitposting and shit talking on League of Legends, Path of Exile, Halo 2, etc... pretty much any game with a mic or with a chat box I get banned. Been banned here multiple times. One time I got banned here for three months and I wasn't using a VPN like usual so I was stuck with the ban.

In real life though, yeah, Steak and Shake locations. They are such shitty franchises. The first time I left a ten on the table for a twelve dollar meal because the service was shit, the food was shit, and no one ever came back to help me and my girl. Police got called and I told them I'm not paying $2. They said fuck it they have more important things to do than crack down on me for $2. Banned from that specific location and also one in Royal Oak (?) Michigan because I told our fatass waitress to take her ear buds out of her skull when talking to me. Manager came, refused to pay for being treated like a shitty customer.
>inb4 you waiter fags get mad
Yeah, I don't tip and I make your life hell. Guess what, you literally deserve it 99% of the time for being lazy, mumbling faggots. Lucky for you, when I do tip, I always tip guys more and women significantly less. I can only imagine women bring home hundreds in tips sometimes while a guy might bring $20 if he's lucky.

I also got banned from a walmart when I was a teenager for stealing a Rubik's cube. That's about it though kek

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>>42468524
>when I do tip, I always tip guys more and women significantly less. I can only imagine women bring home hundreds in tips sometimes while a guy might bring $20 if he's lucky.
You. I like you.

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>>42468436
I am banned from life

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i'm banned from a building on my campus where my ex roommate works because i went there to yell at him for getting poopy toilet paper on the floor.

>>42468572
Fucking kek.

I'm banned from 4 frats for being a drunk destructive asshole

>>42468581
I'm banned from a few bars and strip clubs for being a drunken destructive ass hole. I don't live in that state anymore so whatever. I also don't drink much either.

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Not sure if this counts, but when I was with my gf, i was banned from talking about ghosts because "it's ruining the mood." Well bitch, I didn't want to make out in the jungle in the first place. Not my fault we lived on haunted fucking island.

>>42468524
You're a very stern asshole, good shit

>>42468581
Probably for being a pussy lil goober too

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>>42468628
where do you live?
Alcatraz

>>42468524
Good shit man

>>42468647
Okinawa. If you lived there you'd just know that the whole place is crawling with ghosts. Had a few run ins with them too haha good times

>>42468712
you should find a monk ghost and convince him to be your personal trainer
also is rent cheap there or something?

>>42468712
>walking home from work
>middle of night
>start thinking about ghosts
>now something wont stop sporadically breathing on the back of my neck

I hate ghosts

>>42468478
no need to assign yourself a name

>>42468732
I lived on base when I grew up there. Supposedly rent was okay, but idk. I hated tourists. I did Shorin Ryu for a few years, the sensei who taught me was, quite literally, Mr Miyagi. The man could do squats and flip around like Yoda at over 80 years old. Okinawa is one of the healthiest places on the world and they live forever.

>>42468762
Just tell it to fuck off or throw salt at it. Show no fear. You are the apex predator.

>>42468524
Lmao the one in Madison heights off 75? Fucking abysmal

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only on /pol/

>>42468820
That's the one lad! Was up there with some friends after a concert.

>>42468478
don't use a tripfag unless you have a reason to faggot

>>42468933
You from the area?

>>42468989
Nah, from niggerville Cinci Ohio.

Banned from highschool in year 9 (I was 15) for getting in too many fights, picked up a trade 3 years before my peers finished highschool and working around adults was good for me in those impressionable years.

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>>42468436
I was asked in a polite way to leave that Noahs Ark creationist museum a few months after it opened.

I was banned from being around other students in 4th grade cause I threatened to kill a.teacher and a this one girl who I thought was my.friend.

>>42468712
Ghosts aren't real

>>42469366
thats what they want you to think

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>>42469366
I don't care if you don't believe in them. I've seen them, I've had them in my house, I've heard them say weird shit and I told them to fuck off. If you don't believe in them that's fine, just don't mock me for things I've seen.

Back in '07 I made a Gaia online account because /b/ would always go on about how awful it was. They had some admin Q&A thread going on in one of their subforums. Someone pointed out that their new forum software had some glitch that let you use any size font you wanted. Posted on the first page of the Q&A using size 9001 font and crashed hundreds of people's computer. Was permabanned without question.

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>>42469426
Kek

>>42469350
Same.
Had a catlick friend who was going to seminary at the time. he wanted to check it out and I went with.
Bought a 'God is Dead' shirt just for the occasion and kept spouting r/atheism type shit.
I'm not even an atheist.

Was banned from all the main clubs/pubs and mcdonalds in our town for a long time

>>42468906
iktfa, I got banned for braaaap posting there.

>>42468478
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>42468464
Wow! I bet you'd get plenty of up votes if you posted that on reddit, right friend?

>>42468436
>got pissy with some old faggot that was curling in the squat rack
good man

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>>42469409
>Don't mock me for being delusional

>>42468712
"Ghosts" are actually demons fyi

>>42468436
banned from a few schools for graffiti on the premises but no nothing fit related

>>42468436
Banned from walmart for shoplifting in the past.

>>42469409
You should get checked for schizophrenia.

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>>42468524
You sound like a Lawful Asshole.

>A friend once paid 10cents less on our bill and said "get yourself something nice" to the pizza guy

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I'll have you know I only got permabanned on 4chan twice and only once did I threaten to kill myself.

I got banned from a walmart for stealing yugioh cards

>>42470648
>>42468906
My niggas
/pol/ mods truly are faggots. I was simply trying to improve the average post quality and then I got banned for posting a "reply to this post" image.

>>42471848
Brb gonna try to get myself banned from pol

>>42468524
necessary evil

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I hate that since that water jug post, this place has just been full of redditors trying to get the latest "meme xd"
For the love of God stop using a trip code you worthless faggots.

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>>42471705
You can see cheese and meat on the pizza

>>42471688
That is not American style pizza at all. That's actually way closer to actual pizza than what Americans turned it into. Not judging, i enjoy both.

>>42470648>>42471848
I get banned for a day a lot. many times I don't know why. For being a "politically incorrect" board, they sure are sensitive.

>>42468436
/r/the_donald

safespace fgts

I've only ever been banned from /a/ for posting a NSFW image. Never been to that board in my life. Otherwise no, I'm too introverted and shy to rock any boats so I've never been banned from anywhere.

>>42468436
Bridgeport Nebraska? That's a town of 1600 out in the middle of nowhere. Good luck finding another gym.

>>42471848
I've gotta two separate 2 week bans for posting the "reply to this post" images.

>>42472906
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. YOU'RE THE REASON CLOVER ISN'T ON THE PLAY STORE ANYMORE.

>>42468436
Old meme

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>>42468436
Only from /fit

>>42468436
Been banned from the chan multiple times for posting "sexually suggestive images of children"
Like everybody doesn't see 6 year olds in bikinis at the beach.

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>>42468436
Banned from several "socialist" sub reddits despite me being much more of an actual socialist than any of those cretins. Fuck tankies

>>42468524
Right on

>>42473207
Same. This shit is disgusting.
How sick do you have to be to deem such images sexual.

Banned from a GAME shop in York, me and my flatmate had printed out a couple of t-shirts with tod howards face on them and snuck in a couple of bottles of wine in her bag on the midnight release of fallout 4. Got kicked out when it became obvious we were drunk, challenging strangers to 1v1 games of COD on the demo console.

I got banned from a card store when I was like 13

I was playing yu-gi-oh and me and this autist started fighting because he was trying to use MORE THAN 1 MONSTER REVIVE a game and I Rocky boxed him out with my retard strength

Im banned at a local cottage inn during college. They had a points rewards system. Every 100 points you would get a coupon credited to your account for like $10, $20, free app, BOGO, etc. Every dollar you spent = 1 point. But if you refer someone you get 25 points. I made 7 accounts and refered a ton a fake people using 10minute mail. I kept a constant rotation keeping only 3 coupons on an account at a time. It worked for 6 or 7 monthes before they shut my ass down. I got about $1500 in free food during that period. I catered my fraternity's float building for homecoming lol. Good times

>local pop up bar
>it's the kinda bar where everybody dresses and acts like they're rich but really aren't.
>Nobody looks like they are having fun
>order bottle of gin
>hours later walk out the door with a toilet I ripped from the wall

>>42469409
I'll mock you for being a weak minded, delusional autist all I want

>>42473552
Ghosts are real mate

I was banned from a lot of college parties. When I was a freshman, I partied a lot with my classmates and seniors and it was all good. When I was almost graduating, the people that entered the uni were totally different, slow with the booze and no drugs, except weed.
Some of the guys I hanged out with would always ruin the party, complaining about the music, snorting coke in front of everybody, passing out drunk. Eventually, they banned us, but the parties were shit anyways

>>42473779
>tfw when was the virgin and you were the chad
Only ever went to one college party where I bought 30 pack of PBR but then it got busted by the cops thirty minutes later. Fuckkk.

>>42472742
Reddit pls go

>>42473551
Wat. Elaborate pls

I get banned all the time from /soc/ for contactfagging. It's just too much fun though, seeing all the autists get mad. Plus exclusive nudes aren't ever a bad thing, good for sexting and game spitting practice

>>42474110
Wtf is contactfagging?

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>>42468628
TOP FUCKING KEK

from /fit/ trying to force a mulan meme with gifs I made myself with the >pls respond caption

;_;


do you miss me?

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>>42468436
I'm banned from my parents place because I hit my drunk ass stepfather so hard he had to puke.

I'm banned from a garden center in germany because I fell asleep on a bench there while my ex drove home because "He could wake me up."

I'm also banned from a library because I often take SJW-shit and put it in places no one will ever looks for.

The last thing I can remember is that I got "banned" from computer sience lecture because I shouted "HTML is not coding and you're probably a virgin." to some fat neckbeard 'webdesigner' that wasn't even a comp. sci. prof.

>>42474352
could NOT wake me up...

>>42474352
>The last thing I can remember is that I got "banned" from computer sience lecture because I shouted "HTML is not coding and you're probably a virgin." to some fat neckbeard 'webdesigner' that wasn't even a comp. sci. prof.
nothing wrong with telling the truth my man, you did what was right

I've been banned several times here for extremely pitty things, my posts and threads regularly get deleted too. I guess that a moderator is everyday going trough my posts because once I was banned 6 hours after a post was last made in a thread that I posted in. I was banned for posting a CENSORED pic of Elsa Hosk, meanwhile people post nudes and tons of pics of braphogs and doesn't get banned, really makes me think

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Not exactly banned but:

>play WoW on a fresh Vanilla server
>character name Bixnood
>guild name Make Horde Great Again
>the server was out for a couple of days so noone had any gold
>some low LvL guildie begging for gold in guild chat
>tell him "get a job nigger"
>get kicked from the guild instantly

>>42473551
>hours later walk out the door with a toilet I ripped from the wall
Yeah, a friend got drunk once and ripped out a sink.

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>>42474361
SAVE ME

>>42473628
Okay, conduct a well done, repeatable scientific study and make Bank then. Oh wait, you can't

>>42472722
I got banned there for posting in a thread talking about those creepy Elsa Spiderman videos.

I bet everyone here is white. What the fuck is wrong with you guys be at least courteous

>>42473197
kek how many (You)s did you scavenge from that?
was it worth it?

>>42473628
Can confirm, am ghost.

>>42471266
Haha good one! I bet all your 4Chan buddies will give you plenty of "(You)"s!

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Lol one liners

>>42475805
anything that is usually appropriate on 4chan will get you banned on /soc/

it's like they're not even part of the same site. really strange place

>>42475081
Enough to feast for a month, was like the third post in a fph thread

>>42468436
Is this the reason why /fit/ lifts? Will I become like OP in the future?

did you seriously waste the time and paper to type and print this just to post it on /fit/?

I always get banned from runescape for botting because I'm out making gains. Also got banned from Walmart for recording people

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Another one

>>42475816
yeah that board is fucking weird and very cancerous

>>42468436
I was banned from here for a week for posting a pic of a naked woman checking a fridge, head down and ass up

>>42468436
You can almost see his name, is it fudjinski or fudenski?

Yeah I got banned from a gym.

The gym owner was supposedly my "friend" and turned around and fucking banned me for bullshit.

It still pisses me off thinking about it, it was a total injustice.

>>42469366
>t. ghost

Got banned from Great Clips.
>You here for a haircut?
>No, a neck trim.
>Okay, come on back.
>Do you want any of the top?
>No, just a neck trim.
>Do you want a shampoo or shave?
>No, just a neck trim, thanks.
>Okay. He you want me to make sure it's evened out?
>Yeah, I want to make sure my neck trim is even.
>He does the neck trim and ensure's it's even
>this makes it a haircut for some reason
>I refused to pay, but offer to pay for just the neck trim that I received
>But you received a full hair cut!
>you buzzed my neck and the sides of my ears
>Well you wanted nothing off the top
>I wanted and got a neck trim, I'll pay you for that
>How about you go back in the seat and we work on the top for you?
>Again, I still don't want a haircut
>called the police on me
>I'm a 911 operator
>it's day-time hours so there's actually high ranking officers working instead of officers and the SGTs nobody likes in their prime at night.
>fucking lieutenant and somebody from the admin from investigations shows up
>why the fuck Nancy is there and isn't talking about how her kid just started softball to everybody at the station is beyond me
>lieutenant tells him it's not a haircut, because he's a fucking idiot and it's clearly not even
>tells me to leave without even paying for the trim
>get banned
>Nancy starts talking to me about the four different softball fields in the city and the ups and downs of each of them

God damn Nancy and Great Clips.

>>42468524
Good fucking shit man. Never tip a woman, though.

>>42468524
/ourguy/

>>42476569
It's a containment board to keep threads off of /b/, you can't get any lower than that.

>>42473270
Kek, that sounds fun as hell.

>>42471248
Fuck off nigger bot

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>>42468436

>>42477372
>getting banned from great clips

You've done yourself a favor desu

>>42468524
I am trying to find something in your post to make me believe you're an asshole but I can't. Breddy good anon.

>8/10 would go out to eat at a restaurant with and not tip

>>42476686
Story?

>>42468712
Requesting story of that /fit/izen who would wipe his ass with like ouja boards and sh*t and punch the walls to scare his ghosts.

I got kicked out of an ihop once because the waitress asked if she could get me anything else and l asked for her ass on the table

>>42468712
Ayy I lived there as a kid, it was dope.

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>>42468436

I'm pretty sure we were barred form this place in 2010/11 on a weekend excursion to a caravan site in Berwick. My friends sis had currently gotten their family banned from every caravan site in Berwick for a series of out of control parties except for the last one site, she was going back up the following week and was hell bent on getting banned from every site up there... it became almost a mission for her... so it was likely the last opportunity to go up and see what all the rage was all about.

I can only remember brief visions of laughing in hysterics at almost everything from arrival to leaving. Conversations with the locals were great. All roads lead to Bedrocks... there is literally nowhere else to go... It's probably the closest thing you can come to time travel. Picture the farmers daughters with one front tooth and crooked knees and wellies getting tarted up going to the local hoedown, to polyfil each others teeth gaps in with a mastik gun and hoisting up their hosiery and bras with ratchet straps and budgees. The local oo arrs farmers lads were very protective of their women and didn't like them talking to us city folk... If she doesn't marry my cousin, al be marrying her, she doesn't know it yet, but I will. What are those... Are those the new adididydus. I've heard of them and the nikeys too... And you wear these hoodies... I've just bought a new anorak... What's wrong with a good pair of boots. No I wouldn't wear wellies to the club... It'd get mud everywhere.

They weren't best pleased with us they weren't

>>42474416
Kek

>>42477372
Kek. Never go to Great Clips. They literally only higher fresh grads from cos school. The shit ones stay, the good ones move on to new salons, etc.

>>42471814
What a chump, I stole hundreds worth of magic cards with my buddy from this shitty Wal-Mart and never got so much as a funny look.

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>>42468436
I was banned from /fit/ twice i think. The first time i made a no gf november thread, i dont remember the second

>>42478673
Nvm I found it myself

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>>42479250
Feckkkkk

I got command prompt banned at my school, does that count? I created a document that said "get out of my swamp" then shut down the computer 2 minutes later. Uploaded that to the share drive with the file name "do not open" and probably got quite a few people

>>42476508
half expected this to be on /cgl/

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>>42468524
Lawful Evil

I got expelled from high school about 17 years ago...

>be me
>in high school
>10 minute break between classes
>need to piss
>go into bathroom
>breath of 1000 Arabs slaps me in the face
>run out gagging
>one of my buddies sees me
>I tell him to not go in there
>he goes in there
>flips out
>runs out
>screams "that's the most rank shit I ever smelled in my life!"
>a few more guys come over and go in
>they run out saying how bad it smelled
>more people gather and go in
>even some of the girls poke their head in
>people in mass
>the halls are blocked
>teachers show up
>the bell rings
>they try to shoo us to class
>people won't leave
>eventually they get us all to class
>apparently someone had class right across from the bathroom
>they watch the bathroom through the window in the door
>a greasy nerd pokes his head out
>dude in class jumps up and screamed "it was anon!"
>he ran out of class and up and down the halls
>all the while screaming "anon is the shitter!"
>more people run out of their classes
>it's complete madness
>someone charged into our class
>"IT WAS ANON!"
>teachers out everywhere
>school in chaos
>over a smelly dump
>the kid had his mom pick him up from school
>everyone who ran out of class was suspended
>I wasn't, because I didn't run around like an idiot
>the dump story followed anon to his new school
>less than a week after starting at the new school he killed himself
>someone told the faculty I started the whole debacle
>I tried to explain that I only went in and came out and told my buddy not to go in there
>expelled
>no one tried to press charges
>I cut my losses and didn't try to fight my expulsion
>moved to a different town to live with my older brother

I don't feel responsible.

>>42468789
Not anymore. Okinawa is becoming so Americanized because we are basically colonizing them with all the military bases and more fat people are appearing. BUT the Yakuza keep their whores clean and drug free so I'm all about it.

I'm not allowed within 1000 feet of school zones, does that count?

>>42468712
Shit I live in Tokyo now I wanna visit to meet some spookis

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>>42479437
Well that's shitty.

Banned from a whorehouse in Okinawa that the Yakuza ran because I payed for one woman but banged like 12 different ones.

Banned from a bunch of restaraunts in New Orleans because I get drunk and ask if I can eat waitresses asses for dessert.

Banned from one of the gyms on camp lejeune for fighting with some fag captain who thought he was important.

Can't go go my kids school because I suggested to his 1st grade teacher that we should bang instead of sit in a conference.

I've been banned from a few "maker" and "hackathon" things for not falling into the blue hair + piercings mold.
From an anime con video room for laughing too hard and loud at Hokuto no Ken.
Probably about a dozen other online or offline things that got taken over by sjws

Fuck California.

>>42479719
move to Nashville

>>42479741
Nothing against Nashville or the south in general but I like computers and anime and cosplay and the beach and dryer weather and being a vain pleasure seeker too much to adapt. I'd have no problem visiting tho

>>42479625
Chad?

>>42479794
If that anon was Chad he would get away with all those things and would just intimidate any Yakuza or Japanese cop or shopkeeper that would give him trouble.

>>42479437
high schools are actually retarded

>>42468802
until they drag you to the ghost plane and do whatever the fuck for as long as they want

>>42479868
If I train i the ghost plane can I make supernatty gains?

>>42468572
Sounds like he should be the one banned from public spaces

>>42468436
>last name arbitrarily changes lengths
Fake as fuck

>>42479437
It's amazing that these teachers and high school board members think they are drawing a hard line somewhere, but really they are the least intelligent, least qualified people to raise or watch children. Hence why they are high school teachers; they have no market value elsewhere.

>>42473197
fug

>>42476645
Weaponized autism says it's Fushanski or Pashanksi

>>42468436
BANNED FROM THE PUBS

B& FR0M TH3 'CH0N

>>42468436
I got banned from walmart for stealing earbuds, cheese, beef jerky, and shoes when I was 14-16

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>>42478919

>>42468524
>I also got banned from a walmart when I was a teenager for stealing a Rubik's cube.
Holy fuck. I did the exact same thing once. I took one of the expensive ones, since it was the cool thing to have at the time. They didn't caught me, but i spent the entire week paranoid as fuck, thinking the cops were going to knock at my door any day.

>>42479625
Holy shit, USA sucks, you wouldn't get banned for the first two anywhere. People would hate you for sure, but they wouldn't ban you. My neighbor does that dessert joke always and nothing happens, except for fuck off looks

>>42479625
>banned from new orleans restaurants for asking to eat waitresses asses for dessert

I don't blame you, when I went to new orleans almost every woman I saw how a big plump juicy ass, even the white ones

>>42468436
Fake and gay.

>>42479042
I used to go there because there was this one guy that did my hair perfect every time. Now he works in some fancy salon like 100 miles from there.

>>42468524
Good shit bro. You're going god's will

>>42480313
it's from all the red beans and rice

>>42468581
From a fraternity risk manager, fuck you

>>42468478
stop tripfagging, no one values ur input

>>42468436
I'm banned from the country of Sweden due to the fact that my testosterone was too high for my melanin levels. I have to produce evidence of hormone therapy if I wish to enter the country.

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>>42468524
>Banned from that specific location and also one in Royal Oak (?) Michigan because I told our fatass waitress to take her ear buds out of her skull when talking to me. Manager came, refused to pay for being treated like a shitty customer.

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>>42468436
I'm banned from Planet Fitness for repeatedly grunting too hard
no jokes, it was the only joint in my town for a while

>>42469366
But it should be said

I got banned from a ritz carlton and starbucks

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>>42473221
i hate college commies with a burning passion

>>42468524
this cunt is such a miscer lmao

>>42480495
Tell the story???

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>>42480519
ritz carlton cuz I bashed the shit out of the room on a school trip before

starbucks because I use to work there, got fired, showed up next day in uniform and started making drinks for myself

>>42473197
:(

>>42480543
>starbucks because I use to work there, got fired, showed up next day in uniform and started making drinks for myself

lol it reads like one of those reddit "that happened" cringeposts

>>42480295
>Okinawa
>USA

idiot

>>42479625
your kid has no chance. I feel sorry for them

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I'm banned from the supermarket near my house because I made "a scene" because they attended to 5 FUCKING PEOPLE who were after me in the line and I got fucking pissed.

I'm banned from a football stadium because one day I was walking near it when there was a football game and the police thought I was a hooligan who refused to follow their instructions so they arrested me and banned me from said stadium. I sued them, tho, not because of the ban but because I was minding my own business.

I'm banned from a Pizza Hut because once a friend who was drunk saw his ex there and he went in a made a scene. Again, I didn't do shit, but I don't let my friend die alone so I went in with him and me and the other lads got banned.

I banned from a National Park because I got wasted there and made a real mess.

>>42480612
>there are all these absolutely autistic life failures floating around on /fit/

this board is starting to make more and more sense

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>>42480627
Jokes on you! I'm getting my Masters degree and work doing research in my Uni.

>probably will get a resolution on the trial on November
>6 years after the fact

I have no excuse for the supermarket scene, tho, desu, I was really tired, I wanted to go to sleep and couldn't believe that bitch didn't serve me first than all those idiots.

>>42480647
anon getting a useless masters degree you will never employ makes you more of an autist, not less of one

>banned from a club in seoul for fucking a 40-something chink tourist but cant remember
>came back to the states and told that to some newly made korean friends from college
>they said that's completely normal and no one should have batted an eye
>said must have probably been because im white
>remember story about a chinese tinder chick I banged while heavily intoxicated at her place
>said I was wild from the start but then started fucking her all over her flat like a human wheelbarrow
>then suspended her from the floor and continued going all over the place
>all while making loud ape noises

>tfw I probably single handedly got them to ban all whites from entering that club again

>>42480656
>implying I don't already have offers for jobs regarding the area I studied besides my current job as researcher

Nah, nigga.

>>42480677
you don't, nor do you currently have a job as a "researcher"

lie to someone who hasn't been part of academia

>>42468544
>reddit posting

>>42480683
>b-b-but I couldn't get a job in my prefer area of research, that means nobody can

Nigga, the job is literally mandatory as part of my masters, and there is a lack of professional in my area here in my country, if I were mediocre I could literally just go and work doing anything here.

Could it be that the situation regarding different areas of research or jobs are different depending on the country?

We have a lack of geologists, biologists and physicists here, on the other hand, we have tons of medics, chemists, pharmacists and other shit. Shit, there are undergrads of the areas I mentioned we lack people literally working right now, getting full payment.

Stay salty, my dude. Btw, I don't want to work on research, I'm more of a practical kind of guy and would like to work with resources management.

>inb4 everything needs research

>>42480729
>>42480683

Also, I'm not planning on getting a phd after this, desu, I really need to get a serious full time job and cant invest years on research and then try and get in to a phd program.

>>42473197
nigger

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>>42468436
I always get banned on omegle because Im always on there trying to get wins. Strangely enough I never have my dick out when i get banned its always after a sexual conversation with a girl. Most girls are of "age"

Some tips:
Just taking out your cock is scum af, you have to develop a quick safe environment for the girl and quick establishment of trust

Never open with a hey. It really boring and youll get skipped quick. Be energetic and have a quick line on copy pasta. You get there attention quick

Never show face immediately. Lips and down until you feel you can trust them. Usually if theyre really hot theyll want you to show face so show face. (I rarely show face and still have gotten wins)

When 2 girls on cam make it hard to get wins but its possible. You have to confident and win over two girls. Its hard but Ive done it. (yesterday I was camming with two girls and got the mexi girl to show me her ass, questionable age but not sure ;) )

Use your gains. If you have visible definition your chances of wins go up. Make them acknowledge your muscles but dont push it

Always steer the convo to sexual stuff. Quickly is the best way and thats given me the most results but developing a friendship works but incredibly risky as they can quit any time. But dont be an autist about it. Trust me some girls are so hot on there that sometimes its hard to do it, but you have to if you want a win ( ie dont freeze up)

Wins take about 30 - 90min any longer youre wasting time.

Dont record. Thats the golden rule.

-omegle isnt what it used to be so wins may take longer (2 years ago an average of 30,000 user; now 20,000 users)

>>42468628
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>42480691
Reddit arrows

>>42473197
Hello

>>42468712
Imagine how many marines and japs died there.

>>42480761
Now this is real autism

>>42480761
Good times seeing pussy and boobs on omegle when I was younger. Kind of miss it. It's like Runescape 2007. It's back and still alive... just not quite what it used to be.

>>42468544
shoo

>>42480761
Post wins

>>42480761
or go to the bar and see some titties in real life
most girls just disconnect when you say anything sexual


Once I told a girl she was pretty and she made an entire rant about how I was a liar and left

>>42473197
fsdfsfsd

>>42471929
Water jug post?

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>>42480911
Yeah im just a lucky guy

>>42481073
True. I no longer have patience anymore to wait for this shit. I remember omegle used to be so good I wouldnt even do porn anymore. The wins were to frequent.

>>42481101
I once had recording but I trashed everything because of guilt. I dont have anything anymore. My favorite was this christian girl that followed my instructions. God that video was glorious, she was litteraly licking her fingers and showing ass all while having a cross necklace on.

>>42481110
LOL you must be ugly. Sexual but dont make it obvious yah dunce

>>42479799
>Intimidate Yakuza
You're a fucking idiot. I got let off without having my ass beaten and never been arrested for anything. I'd say I'm charismatic enough. Maybe borderline chad but not quite friend. Hopefully one day.

>>42481186
post christian girl censored

>>42480313
My home city is an hour away so when I'm home on leave I always go party. Those asses are so fat from the cooking though. Good shit.

>>42468478
YOU'RE the reason club penguin is gone. Fuck you buddy.

>>42480570
Why do you say that?

>>42481210
from cooking? dunno, a lot of them looked like they squat daily, then again women there eat shit tons of beans, potatoes, meat, peas, rice, sea food, corn bread, cheese, so it's no surprise their asses are all phat

not that I'm complaining, being surrounded by phat ass women who know how to cook is my dream

>>42481294
From eating the local cuisine faggot. Obviously you're not from the area or I wouldn't have to explain what "the cooking" means.
>Never gonna get yourself a qt Cajun gf with a fat ass who'll make you gumbo

>>42473197
kek

j

>>42469426
This is something we need more of in this world. Evil, but in humorous forms

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>>42481306
they're hot, have amazing bodies, know how to cook good food, they're pretty traditional as well as not being boring like most women and having actual interests


they're all batshit crazy though, which is one thing I cannot stand

>>42473383
this is genius

>>42480761
>Most girls are of "age"
>Most

>>42468524
having a hard time deciding wether you are a genius or just a total fucking prick.

>>42468436
Fake and gay

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>>42471705

>>42479288
i made an old batch file program that spread around my high school that would open peoples cd drives over and over every two minutes, along with opening an alert window with the text "lol computer is dead???", starting from restart. It was also set to shut down every computer affected by it on a certain date at a certain time

i passed that around the school through a few students and got userbanned from notepad on every computer in the school

>>42480313
as someone who lives in new orleans i can honestly say that women with fat asses are common but women with fat asses and zero tittage are even MORE common. its disproportional and asymmetrical. not to mention obesity here is fucking crazy high

>>42480430
fuck yourself party boy

>>42469360
Faggot

>>42481503
you say it like it's a bad thing
I love women with huge asses and small tits
most of the obese people are just old people though so they're on their way out anyway

>>42469409
join us in our next episode of Shit that ain't real!
Gender wage gap, Ghosts and the female orgasm!

>>42474124
Asking peoples snap email etc.

>>42473197
Frick u

Used to play this medieval-themed MUD. There was a dragon that had been alive for a long time and was seemingly unkillable. Once attacked, formations only had like an hr or two to kill him otherwise he'd fly away and grow stronger. Everyone in the game decided to coordinate a massive effort to kill him. People took off from work, etc. After they spawned him and the timer was counting down, I assembled some homies and we trolled the shit out of everyone by pk'ing and breaking formations. Misc. fuckery like that. All technically legal by in-game rules. Dragon lived to fight another day and I don't think it was ever killed. Owner of the game froze all our characters and purged some of us forever. It didn't help things when, in our defense, I cited in-game documentation by him in which he implemented pk-centric features due to his own fond memories of being hated for pk'ing.

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>>42468524

>>42473197
I could see why

>>42473197
(You)

101 year ban from a nightclub called pryzm in Brighton. Wasn't drinking and was majorly sleep deprived so feeling incredibly autistic.

A girl behind the bar spilt a tray of maybe 12 jagerbombs over the bar and myself, (as a joke) I pretended to go ballistic and shouted at her. She cried and I got what was effectively banned for life. I realised how autistic it was as soon as I did it and was too embarrassed to call my friends and tell them I got kicked out so I had to wait outside for two hours for them to come out on their own so we could go home

>>42468436
Mr fuelanski? Sharpie better next time pleb.

>>42473197
Bitch

>>42481617
>reacting to anything that happens to you is a serious offense
You weren't at fault. She should have apologized and taken responsibility, not sperg out as soon as a there's a consequence for her action.
She's obviously the autistic one who doesn't understand social norms.

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>>42477372
The great clips here employs an honest to god Nazi

Vegan vw driving dog loving wwii propaganda poster and Nazi helmet displaying Nazi

She gave me head

Been banned on rs for botting on my noob.
On 4Chan for various reasons usually to do with shitposting.

Irl only got banned once:
>be at DnB party with friends in Amsterdam
>like 70% of people at the party are on drugs, so am I
>hard to find places to snort some speed cause security is patrolling everywhere
>go to toilet, security guard is just walking out of male toilet area
>figure this is my chance since he just left, go in stall, take a few keys
>suddenly feel a hand on my shoulder, look around, huge fucking nigger security guy came back and probably figured out what I was up to.
>he says give me the drugs
>throw the bag in the toilet and flush instead
>he gets mad and pulls me to the security office and search me
>nothing left, so they kick me out and gave me a 1 year bam. Say I'm lucky they don't call the cops.
>it was only like 2 or 3 am and party lasts till 6 also my train doesn't go until around that time
>sit around the entrance for a while, see another guy get kicked out
>go up to him and start talking, we decide to chill together
>I had some yoghurt and cola hidden in bush somewhere for the way back, decide to go get it
>reach in the bush approximately where I left the stuff
>grab onto a full bottle of vodka immediately and there's another half full of rum or Sth right next to it
>jackpot
>spend the night walking around the city and chilling in vondelpark getting drunk with that guy
>probably had even more fun than being at the party
>meet my friends again after party and go home

>>42479237
Do you have a gf now breh?

>>42480473
eurofag here.
planet fitness sounds like a shite gym franchise.

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>>42480494
Tell me about it my man. Often I feel like I dislike those types of shitcunts even more than conservatives and liberals.

>>42473197
Fuck off

>>42474496
>Scientism in 2017

Id fucking bomb their building. They cant ban you if you are a legal person. They could argue they just nulled your membership so you dont have a right to use their equipment but to outright say you cant be there? Fuck them. Id come in there with a gun and dare them to call the police. Blow their brains out and courts cant do DICK because a judge would tell you firsthand only persons can be tried.

I know this because ive pushed that envelope before

>>42473197
Dam

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>>42468712
>Okinawa

>>42479625
>Okinawa

>>42480660
>Korea

Non /fit/izen here. Is there a lot of American Miltary on this board?
Also how would I go about joining the military and getting to travel to Asia for extended periods of time without being deployed into wars I don't believe in?

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>>42479263

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>>42469409
Are you black anon? Maybe they weren't ghosts?

>>42473197
meta

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>>42482209
kek

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>>42468436
Banned from a fancy bar near my Uni. Their gimmick is that they don't have a common bar area at all but just little rooms for groups - kinda like the Japs do it. And they've also got sliding doors everywhere.
Anyway, we were celebrating passing a big exam and I got so shitfaced that when I tried to leave the toilets and the door wouldn't open normally I panicked and kicked it the fuck down. Can't remember much but friends tell me I took it with me, scratching the walls and floors and tried to stuff it into the little room we were using.

Had to pay €1500 and was banned for life because apparently I also got a little angry at the manager who came to throw all of us out.

>>42474352
>I'm also banned from a library because I often take SJW-shit and put it in places no one will ever looks for.
Doing god's work my nigga

>>42480612
>>42480647
What Masters are you making [spoiler]Krzysiek (?)[/spoiler]

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>>42469000
Every single time I have ever seen a fellow Cincinnatian posting online they have invariably been white trash.

>>42480559
>Okinawa
>Not USA
?

>>42473197
retard

>>42468544
i like people who do that too, but i dont need to beat my own head in and act like a gay moron to express it

>>42479263
not worth the long read

>>42480430
>fraternity risk manager

kys yourself

I got banned from a grocery store when i started a fight with a fat spic who tried to jump the line but i kept going back until walmart shut them down

>>42473197
fugging beggit

>>42474930
>nigger telling people to be courteous

Lead by example and leave, whites don't want or need you.

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I posted a roll picture in a thread that wasn't even about fitness, thread survived and I was banned
this place has terrible moderation and even worse lifting advice, it's only good for memes

>>42471266
You seem to have an unhealthy fixation on that website, seeing it where it isn't. Are you ok?

>>42473197
terrible bait

>>42482743
Not at all, you bastardy nigger loving SJW pozzie freak. Way to pull implications out of thin air, cucked manlet degenerate.

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>>42482866
>throwing out all these names because you got BTFO

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>>42481172

>>42481959
What are you even talking about?

>>42473197
what a cunt

>>42482033
>Wars I don't believe in
Dont be a faggot. Nobody fighting in a war thinks about the philosophical aspects. Its a job. No more, no less. You literally just join and after your job training you say "I would like to go oversees to Japan." Then you go to Japan. They're always lpoking for more people to go over there because the rotation time is quicker.

>>42473197
n

>>42468581
haha, same here, mostly for flipping stuff over or vomiting on people. Im a german, but some things seem to be the same in every culture.

>>42473197
Hey now

>>42484306
Oh, and from a Hostel for trying to force my way into their bar area with a Sabre while it was closed.

>>42473197
nigger

>>42471266
>browsing reddit enough to know how it works
never been there and never wanted to go there. piss off if you love it so much

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>>42473221
It's weird, most of the posters in those subreddits aren't faggots but the mods are almost all centrist cucks.

>>42484445
perhaps you should return to your subreddits my man

>>42473197
I should have known better...

>>42482964
reddit

>>42483974
>Dont be a faggot. Nobody fighting in a war thinks about the philosophical aspects.

Yeah that's why you're in it and we're not, fucko. Some of us aren't willing to be Israel's henchman for money.

>>42473221
>being a """""""""""""socialist"""""""""""""

kys faggot

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>>42468436
i got banned from /asp/ around thanksgiving because pedomod felt like taking a few days off for the holiday. there's only 20 or so people who actually post there so he basically handed out bans for being "off topic" so he could shut the board down.

>>42468436
I got banned from a plaza in south california because I would make cow sounds at every fatass walking near us. Me and my friends were drinking outside of a coldstone didnt help in the matter either.

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>>42484911

>>42468436
I was banned from the middle school as a HS senior because me and my friend were high and running around there in cop Halloween costumes yelling "police, get down."

>>42471848
>I was simply trying to improve the average post quality
>Posts shitty post spam images that derails threads
You deserved the ban.

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>>42479874
This will be your new natty limit.

>>42482409
Sorry to answer so late.

I studied biology, I guess that's what you call in the USA "undergrade"

The I got what we call here "Licenciatura", which I think you can call "grade", I know Spaniards call it "grado/grade", anyway, I got it on Animal Behaviour.

Now I'm on my Masters in Natural Resources Management, mostly rivers and other fresh water enviroments. I hate the sea btw.

>>42485310
>Animal Behaviour gradu
And still you ask questions about girls.

>>42474352

>banned from a library because I often take SJW-shit and put it in places no one will ever look

How'd they catch you?

>>42485002
Did you know Marine LePen is a socialist?

>>42468436
>that signature

>>42473197
Hi there.

>>42468524
Alright, where's the virgin half of this meme? Actually fuck that, go straight to the wizard expansion.

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>>42479625

>>42473197
fuck off

>>42484396
Actual actual sabre with pointy end or one for fencing?

>>42468464
newfag

>>42468464
>>42468478
>>42468544
I want Reddit to leave

>>42482533
It's totally worth it

>>42473197
(You) piece of shit

>>42479874
Kek

>>42485966
This reply just oozes autism, I'm sorry you have to suffer your own existence

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>>42479263
>calling home and leaving angry voice messages for the "ghosts"

Holy fuck I lost it

>>42473197
Nigger

>>42482908
BASED Ethan. Remember to like & subscribe, he needs all the money he can get

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>>42468436
yes, from /fit/

>>42473197
(You)

>>42486364
a Korbschläger, we use those for academic fencing. the one i used was a paradeschläger. so its part of our frats uniform.

>>42468544
To not be considered an outsider, please use the correct term, "this."
Literally, greentext, hit enter, type "this", and post.

>>42480207
Yup Gary Fushanski

>>42468524
wish i was this alpha, post body

>>42473197
i hope you get banned faggot

>>42484900
>Be stuck at home making poor life decisions and doing/selling drugs
>Join the military to use for free college, get away from a shitty living situation, save money, shoot whoever the enemy happens to be at the time
Not everyone grows up with all the opportunity. I was poor as shit. Being a slave with benefits for 4 years beats being shot by some nig nog or being put in jail. You children are just closeminded

>>42481675
I want to hear the entire story, with a focus on how you met, how you got her to do it, and details of the act

>>42488543
>Willing to take a job that means you may have to kill a stranger who may just be defending his home
>But I did it for money and to move up a social class so it's ok
Don't get me wrong, I know on the macro level we need it, but I think our military would serve us better if we brought them all back home

>>42488646
Unfortunately I don't care if a stranger is defending their home. They should have killed me first.

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>>42480761
Possibly the most beta autistic thing I have read so far this year

Got banned from the McDonald's with the best playscape when I was a kid
>Be me, age 5
>At the Waterbury McDonald's in Connecticut
>It has the best playscape ever, any other CT fags know this, thing was 3 stories of awesomeness
>It has a slide going from very top to bottom
>playing tag with some random tall skinny kid
>General path leads around the whole thing and up to slide and then back down again
>Be it, and go to tag the kid right at the top of the slide
>He turns around and falls in sideways going backwards
>Dive in after him
>He got stuck halfway down and I jam him in so far that he gets a spinal damage and couldn't walk anymore
>Banned from there on out and kid's parents want to sue my parents
>Such is kid life

Pic related is McDonald's

>>42468524
I want your gall. This tenacity is admirable

>>42488930
>>42488930
Jesus christ dude.

>>42473197
I hate you

>>42468712
>tfw gains are useless against ghosts

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>>42485680

>>42471311
educate urself nimrod